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Posted by ZeroInsanity - November 18th, 2009


Hay.
Killed previous post due to comment amount.
Again.
Also due to the fact that it's at 69 comments. Lolol.
So, straight to business, then...

[ATTENTION]
THE STORYLINE WHERE THE FICTIONAL COMPANY [WAVELENGTH BIOMECHANICAL RESEARCH COMPANY] TAKES PLACE WITHIN THE TIME PERIOD OF 2010-2015.

[message start]

Hello. This is an official public announcement from WAVELENGTH BIOMECHANICAL RESEARCH CORPORATION. Today, we are displaying the research we have developed in our studies.
This research is based on the PROJECTS -1 through 103, alive or dead.

//What Is A PROJECT?:
- PROJECTS are any candidate seleced either after submitting a Project Application Form, or any candidate chosen who lives in generally squalid conditions prior to selection. All projects are between the ages of 12 to 21 during selection, and must have 3 to 5 years if Conditioning before being approved to become a marketable product to the United States Military, based on their performance level.
However, as of January 1, 2015, marketing of the Projects has been disrupted, due to humane issues and political issues involving the death of Wavelength's CEO and his plans for the selling of the Projects to Private Military Contractors.

//What Is Biometal?:
- Biometal is a manufactured substance which has been designed to adapt to the human body. It is programmed prior to injection/infusion to whatever role it is required to perform within the human body. This substance has the ability to take on just about any role within the human body, including muscle enhancing and mental modifications based on memory and though processes. The substance resembles that of the look of melted metals, but remains at room temperature. Biometal has little to no mass or weight, despite its capabilities. It is an approved medical tool for all hospitals in the US.

So, through programming of BioMetal and its fusion with the human body, we create highly benficial superhumans.
However, researchers require suggestions from the public on what abilities to put into effect and develop.

A current list (most likely incomplete) of existing abilities is shown here:
- Breaklimit (Exponential increase of physical parameters of the human body)
- ESP
- Alchemy
- Light-Bending to Invisibility
- Infused Turbines (controls wind)
- Infused Booster Jet System (allows for instantaneous thrust and high speed)
- Electricity
- Instantaneous Regeneration
- Dark Matter Weapon System
- Flammable Blood
- Cybernetic Arms + Peaked Muscle Development
- Ability Mimicking
- Radioactive Emission
- Instantaneous Cloning
- Animal/Human Fusion
- Bone Mass Manipulation
- BioMetal Magnetic Manipulation
- Shockwave Generation
- Mechanical Transformation
- Infused Laser Cannon System
- Instantaneous Particle Diffusion and Travel System (Teleportation)
- Sonic Amplification/Weapon System
- Superheating
- Diffusion Into Minerals
- Magnetic Manipulation
- Physical Manipulation
- Mental Manipulation
- BioMetal Shielding


Posted by ZeroInsanity - November 11th, 2009


Yeah. Go check it out!
Leave reviews that aren't retarded, please!

Ahh, finally...
No more having to scroll down a page full of 80+ comments...

New art is up. Finally, an excuse to make a new post.


Posted by ZeroInsanity - November 3rd, 2009


Ok, so the link was a bit glitchy. Copy and paste this URL.
http://oherman.iiichan.net/t-h/src/125 2029853802.jpg

EDIT: Spiffeh Touhou Vid.

Y'know, I just felt like posting a list of my favorite people in any Anime-esque thing I've watched/played in my so-called "life".
Don't hate me for liking Lelouch (le douche, mirite lololol), by teh way. I like the plot, but it fails to hide the Lulu and Suzu gheyness that's present.
Otherwise, look and enjoy. Critique if it's not saying "LOL FUCKING RETARDED ANIMU LOVING LOSER".

<note: unranked>
Male:
1: Keiichi Maebara (For being a brutal murderer)
2: Sagara Sanosuke (For being a badass fistfighter)
3: Minato Arisato/whatever the hell you name him (For having a seriously epic story/death)
4: Lelouch Lamperouge (For doing a convoluted plan that ends in saving the world by dying RIGHT)
5: Hayate Ayasaki (For being a combat butler)

Female:
1: Haruhi Suzumiya (For being God)
2: Rena Ryuugu (For being batshit insane and killing people with a massive cleaver and screaming LIAR with the coolest face possible)
3: Lucy (For being the inspiration for Project 07 and brutally murdering people)
4: Louise Halevy (For being the lovelorn, vengeful, and completely corrupted and insane girlfriend)
5: Reimu Hakurei (For being the brave human shrine maiden in red and white that she is)


Posted by ZeroInsanity - October 29th, 2009


UPDAYTE: I'M ON THE MF'ING MOON NAO, WALFAS STYLE.
ALSO: Ahm awl batter. I didn't even have fapping swien flew.
UPDATE: I <3 Walfas.

Yeah, methinks I have SWWWWIIIIIINE FLUUUUUUU. *dies*

Mah mom won't let meh go to schoolies today, so I can't be a total HARBINGER OF DEATH.
:D so I'll be on and off on here today.

Btw, I don't feel SWWWWIIIIIINE FLUUUU-ish, but symptoms seem to fit.
Haven't gotten doctor conformation, but IMMA STILL QUARANTINE WORTHY.
*awesomeface*

So yeah. I feel sore, have a small cough, and I'm lightheaded.
^w^ so I'm normal mirite lolololol

I think it's those retards who come to school and still have the SWWWWWWIIIIIIIINE FLUUUUU cough, and go around infecting my airspace. Damn you whores. *evil glare* Oh wait theres no one to glare at

anyway, just go check out mah audios and mah arts plzzz
I NEED FEEDBACK TO KEEP ME FROM CUTTING MYSELF

<3 infected zi


Posted by ZeroInsanity - October 27th, 2009


NEW ART IS FINALLY UP!
USE FULLVIEW FOR BEST RESULTS!


Posted by ZeroInsanity - October 18th, 2009


AWESOME UPDATE: Mah bro's Windows compy is compatible with scannage, so ART IS UP!! GRAET MIRITE??

Recent News: Yeah. I'm screwed until further notice. Guess what? The LATEST driver for using an Epson Stylus CX6600 does NOT support scanning. So until the day comes that the scan-compatible driver comes out for Snow Leopard, or I find some other means of uploading (no, I can't use a camera since I can't upload camera pics to mah compy), expect no new art for a while.
I am SOOO sorry, guys. I'm really sorry. Dammit, dammit, dammit.

BRAND NEW UPDATE: Well, it seems that Mac OS X's Snow Leopard update doesn't exactly allow me to scan stuff anymoar. I'll try later tonight, since my bro is being a total bitch, and won't let me scan stuff since he needs "sleeeeep". Ok? Sorry again for the delay; If not today, then tomorrow. I'm pissed also.

NEWEST UPDATE: Oh my God, guys. I'm SO sorry for not getting the art up. I JUST finished it today, and I really wanted to get it uploaded, but I had to go to CHURCH. ARGH. So sorry for making anyone wait who really wanted proof of this drawing and that I'm not just collecting personal information in order to find and rape you. Which I'm sure you'd enjoy, according to various lovers of "my loli vagina".

NEW NEW NEW UPDATE: SCOUTED FUCKNG AGAIN. GO TO ARTS NAO AND REVIEW PLOX.
I like feed like I love sammiches. I loooooove sammiches. They are delish. Like loli.

So yeah.


Posted by ZeroInsanity - October 15th, 2009


<LATEST DEVELOPMENT>
Heavily updated favorite movies. Go see if you want to.

...Damn. It's all broken and stuff. I'm no longer scouted. Damn. Damn. DAMN.
I'll just wait until it gets all fixed. If it does.
In the meantime, continue to view my art please! And please review them!
I like to know what people think about my art!
Thanks!

Well, I woke up this morning, 6:15 as usual.
Actually began to move around 6:25.
Turned on my iPod Touch, undid the lock, and went to NG on Safari.
I look and see that I have 2 PMs.
One from igott, who is a very awesome guy, and the other from M-Bot.
I'm like "WTFFFF".
So I look at that after responding to igott's message, and find something that made me a very happy young woman at 6:30 in the morning.
"YOU HAVE BEEN SCOUTED BY SANCHEZ(insert number code here, apologies for not remembering it, but ITS SO FUCKING LONG)"
Then I'm like "OHSHI-"
I accepted the invite to the art portal.
And here I am.

Thanks, everyone who recommended me!
Imma vereh happeh. :3

...NOW GET OVER TO MY ART SECTION.

Thanks again!


Posted by ZeroInsanity - October 2nd, 2009


Here's some funny jokes. They are also sick and wrong.

<<TROLL POSTS PLOX>>
http://qwazal.newgrounds.com/news/post /381699
http://picosux224.newgrounds.com/news/
post/382208

<<TROLL POSTS PLOX>>

1. What's pink, bubbling, and screams before it explodes?
A baby in a microwave.

2. What's shiny, blue, and squealing in a corner?
A baby with a plastic bag on its head.

3. What's the difference between a baby and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn't cry when you shove your meat in it.

4. What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari.

5. What's the difference between a dump truck full of dead babies and a dump truck full of bowling balls?
You can't take the bowling balls out with a pitchfork.

6. Why use a pitchfork? (correlated to previous)
You can tell which ones might still be alive.

7. What's more funny than a dumpster of dead babies?
The one at the bottom who's still alive and has to eat its way out.

8. What's white, goes up and down, and is in a baby's crib?
A rapists ass.

9. Why is it more fun to have sex with twenty three year olds?
There's twenty of them.

10. New McDonalds Michael Jackson Burger: 35 year old meat between 3 year old buns.

11. (actually try to figure this out)
I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?

12. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit an ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

13. All day long, it's up and down. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?


Posted by ZeroInsanity - September 26th, 2009


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ZI DATABASE SYSTEM UPDATES:
/Favorites- music, books, and games updated
/AlbinoTitan Art- 33% complete; sketched out. Requires: Color, outline, text
/H3:ODST ACQUIRED TODAY
--Firefight alone is brutal.
--Campaign is epic.
--Silenced spam-sniper-magnum is epic.
--Silenced SMG is win.
--OST kicks ass.
/+++ZSC+++ Plan requires mild editing.

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*NEW*
NG FRIEND LIST
--Trolls and the like
/ igott
/ AlbinoTitan
/ 51430
/ C1ph3r
/ SuparEFG
/ Strategize/Chillee<?>/dirtyfarmer
--Normal Guys <NOT CORRUPTED BY INTERNET>
/ RabidMonkey101
/ xellon
/ fourinone
/ SentineL-EX
/ eightball6219


Posted by ZeroInsanity - September 21st, 2009


YO NG!
Well, I'm bored as hell in school.
So I draw stuff CONSTANTLY.

But an issue came up.
I've run out of ideas.
Well, good ideas, anyway.

So you people out there who want (for whatever stupid reason) me to create a drawing of your NG Persona, then PLEASE SAY SO! I need something to draw, and what better than the ideas of others besides me?

PM ME IF YOU'RE INTERESTED!

Just a couple things though...

1: I'm sorry, but no pornographic imagery/hentai. Apologies, but I'm in school.
2: Nothing completely retarded. Please.
---example: oh hey do a blonde guy that has a massive sword and call him duolC plox
3: I am fine with making human/animal hybrids, but not total furries. Just no to that.
4: NO NON-ORIGINAL CHARACTERS. I WON'T DRAW FUCKING ICHIGO OR EDWARD ELRIC.
5: Nothing gay.
6: Be serious. I'm don't want to do something for someone unless they actually want it (UNLESS IT'S AN AWESOME IDEA).

That's about it. So PM if interested. Again.

<3 ZI

Also:
Xellon & TurtleKirby: Responded to comments on earlier post.