I been playing Oblivion and hunting down every furfag, Orc, and scaly in the game.
Know what else I did? Homework and driving tests.
Local crossdresser gets horny, screams at the void
Age 29, Female
Slut
The Flat-Chested Girls Academy
Line Ark
Joined on 4/1/09
I been playing Oblivion and hunting down every furfag, Orc, and scaly in the game.
Know what else I did? Homework and driving tests.
I lack HW this weekend.
Watched mah bro in a marching band play Metallica.
Played ODST Campaign; greased some bastards with the sexy magnum.
Played Firefight; died 9 times on a solo run.
Practiced Cello.
Began to draw shit, ending with your sketch.
Subsequently watched SNL while looking at Cyanide and Happiness.
There's at least 6 things that bother me in that statement.
I'm sorry, then.
You sound like a robot.
Ok then.
Damn straight you're sorry.
Yep. BACK TO THE KITCHEN! AWAY I GO!
Make me some motherfucking art and a sandwich. Then sex. AND YOU WILL LIKE IT.
Wait
how do i sex on internet
also, how do i give sandwich on internet
however i will enjoy it to the best of my ability
art is still in need of outline and color
apologies once again
been playing ODST and have been out getting art supplies and groceries today.
PRETEND, WOMANS.
ALSO, BELIEVE.
Okies!
Gtg get some sleepies then!
:3 See ya in the morning Albino
UNNACCEPTABLE.
SHOW BELLY BUTTON, THEN GO TO SLEEP.
Too late. Damn.
wat
What is this I don't even
Masturbate.
Wat
Is going to get even more drunk.
Better get it ready or ban me or something before I go crazy and shit.
CRAZY SHIT WELCOME
wat?
what is this i don't even know
Hey, haven't we already confirmed that ZI is actually male? I dunno about Albino...perhaps he doesn't mind the extra baggage in the pants.
...in which case, you should stop drawing him, ZI, for it violates rule 5. : D
Fuck it. This is the MF-ing intranets.
And here, I choose to say I am a girl, and that's that.
I am straight.
ERROR: There is no application available to run 'statusupdate.exe'; (application/x-ms-dos-executable)
Then, how did I run it.
...did I divide by zero?
"Hey, haven't we already confirmed that ZI is actually male? I dunno about Albino...perhaps he doesn't mind the extra baggage in the pants.
...in which case, you should stop drawing him, ZI, for it violates rule 5. : D"
You...are a fucking retard. Rule 5 has NOTHING to do with this unless she draws a complete fag. Unless you're talking about HER rules, which are null and void because she is not in the kitchen. Your attempt to call me a homosexual and some weird thing about me and my cock is fail.
INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR
I DRIVE A CHEVROLET MOVIE THE-A-TER.
I am not in the kitchen.
I assume you're drunk.
I have made sammiches for everyone.
Also, I don't appreciate it when my friends fight my other friends.
It makes me sad.
AND I HAVE 3 THREE THINGS TO TELL YOU
TITS OR GTFO
THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET
...TITS.
I refuse to acknowledge that rule.
I only advocate and love rules 1, 2, 34, 41, 59, and 70.
WELL SHIT
HE STARTED IT BECAUSE I SAID SO AND HE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT MY PANTS
Which are delicious.
YOU KNOW TOO MANY RULES OFF THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD
GO AN HERO
Kk.
Brb.
*slicing noises*
*gunshots*
*thud*
TIME TO RESPAWN: 3
TIME TO RESPAWN: 2
TIME TO RESPAWN: 1
player.zeroinsanity has respawned
FLOWER-SNIFFING PANSY BUMBLEBEE DINOSAUR
VERY SEXY
Thank Allah-Saurus for Jew holidays to recover.
Also, my pants are delicious I assume. Yes.
Also, stop playing Gaylo (amicoolyet?)
I don't play on weekdays.
AlbinoTitan
"been playing ODST"
No.
ZeroInsanity (Updated )
No, really. I do have ODST.
Also, I was gone for half the day anyway...
Besides, I made the sketch at like, 9:30 or something.