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execute://statusupdate.exe

Posted by ZeroInsanity - September 26th, 2009

//-statusupdate.exe executed successfully
opening file...
opening file...
//-file successfully opened
uploading...

ZI DATABASE SYSTEM UPDATES:
/Favorites- music, books, and games updated
/AlbinoTitan Art- 33% complete; sketched out. Requires: Color, outline, text
/H3:ODST ACQUIRED TODAY
--Firefight alone is brutal.
--Campaign is epic.
--Silenced spam-sniper-magnum is epic.
--Silenced SMG is win.
--OST kicks ass.
/+++ZSC+++ Plan requires mild editing.

*NEW*
NG FRIEND LIST
--Trolls and the like
/ igott
/ AlbinoTitan
/ 51430
/ C1ph3r
/ SuparEFG
/ Strategize/Chillee<?>/dirtyfarmer
--Normal Guys <NOT CORRUPTED BY INTERNET>
/ RabidMonkey101
/ xellon
/ fourinone
/ SentineL-EX
/ eightball6219

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AlbinoTitan 2009-09-27 00:37:04

"been playing ODST"

No.

ZeroInsanity 2009-09-27 00:37:04 (Updated 2009-09-27 00:45:32)

No, really. I do have ODST.
Also, I was gone for half the day anyway...

Besides, I made the sketch at like, 9:30 or something.

AlbinoTitan 2009-09-27 00:57:25

I been playing Oblivion and hunting down every furfag, Orc, and scaly in the game.

Know what else I did? Homework and driving tests.

ZeroInsanity 2009-09-27 00:57:25

I lack HW this weekend.
Watched mah bro in a marching band play Metallica.
Played ODST Campaign; greased some bastards with the sexy magnum.
Played Firefight; died 9 times on a solo run.
Practiced Cello.
Began to draw shit, ending with your sketch.
Subsequently watched SNL while looking at Cyanide and Happiness.

AlbinoTitan 2009-09-27 10:21:46

There's at least 6 things that bother me in that statement.

ZeroInsanity 2009-09-27 10:21:46

I'm sorry, then.

Spilda-Bongwata 2009-09-27 11:23:19

You sound like a robot.

ZeroInsanity 2009-09-27 11:23:19

Ok then.

AlbinoTitan 2009-09-27 16:40:06

Damn straight you're sorry.

ZeroInsanity 2009-09-27 16:40:06

Yep. BACK TO THE KITCHEN! AWAY I GO!

AlbinoTitan 2009-09-27 22:01:10

Make me some motherfucking art and a sandwich. Then sex. AND YOU WILL LIKE IT.

ZeroInsanity 2009-09-27 22:01:10 (Updated 2009-09-27 23:02:52)

Wait
how do i sex on internet
also, how do i give sandwich on internet
however i will enjoy it to the best of my ability

art is still in need of outline and color
apologies once again
been playing ODST and have been out getting art supplies and groceries today.

AlbinoTitan 2009-09-28 00:12:05

PRETEND, WOMANS.

ALSO, BELIEVE.

ZeroInsanity 2009-09-28 00:12:05

Okies!
Gtg get some sleepies then!
:3 See ya in the morning Albino

AlbinoTitan 2009-09-28 00:37:52

UNNACCEPTABLE.

SHOW BELLY BUTTON, THEN GO TO SLEEP.

ZeroInsanity 2009-09-28 00:37:52

Too late. Damn.

Tykwa 2009-09-28 00:50:27

wat

ZeroInsanity 2009-09-28 00:50:27

What is this I don't even

AlbinoTitan 2009-09-28 10:34:14

Masturbate.

ZeroInsanity 2009-09-28 10:34:14

Wat

AlbinoTitan 2009-09-28 13:35:58

Is going to get even more drunk.

Better get it ready or ban me or something before I go crazy and shit.

ZeroInsanity 2009-09-28 13:35:58

CRAZY SHIT WELCOME

Aggzza 2009-09-28 14:20:07

wat?

ZeroInsanity 2009-09-28 14:20:07

what is this i don't even know

fourinone 2009-09-28 18:59:32

Hey, haven't we already confirmed that ZI is actually male? I dunno about Albino...perhaps he doesn't mind the extra baggage in the pants.

...in which case, you should stop drawing him, ZI, for it violates rule 5. : D

ZeroInsanity 2009-09-28 18:59:32 (Updated 2009-09-28 21:41:50)

Fuck it. This is the MF-ing intranets.
And here, I choose to say I am a girl, and that's that.
I am straight.

51430 2009-09-28 20:29:48

ERROR: There is no application available to run 'statusupdate.exe'; (application/x-ms-dos-executable)

ZeroInsanity 2009-09-28 20:29:48 (Updated 2009-09-28 21:43:12)

Then, how did I run it.
...did I divide by zero?

AlbinoTitan 2009-09-28 20:45:04

"Hey, haven't we already confirmed that ZI is actually male? I dunno about Albino...perhaps he doesn't mind the extra baggage in the pants.

...in which case, you should stop drawing him, ZI, for it violates rule 5. : D"

You...are a fucking retard. Rule 5 has NOTHING to do with this unless she draws a complete fag. Unless you're talking about HER rules, which are null and void because she is not in the kitchen. Your attempt to call me a homosexual and some weird thing about me and my cock is fail.

INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR

I DRIVE A CHEVROLET MOVIE THE-A-TER.

ZeroInsanity 2009-09-28 20:45:04

I am not in the kitchen.
I assume you're drunk.
I have made sammiches for everyone.
Also, I don't appreciate it when my friends fight my other friends.
It makes me sad.

AlbinoTitan 2009-09-28 20:58:38

AND I HAVE 3 THREE THINGS TO TELL YOU

TITS OR GTFO

THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET

...TITS.

ZeroInsanity 2009-09-28 20:58:38

I refuse to acknowledge that rule.
I only advocate and love rules 1, 2, 34, 41, 59, and 70.

AlbinoTitan 2009-09-28 21:58:01

WELL SHIT

HE STARTED IT BECAUSE I SAID SO AND HE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT MY PANTS

ZeroInsanity 2009-09-28 21:58:01

Which are delicious.

AlbinoTitan 2009-09-28 22:00:25

YOU KNOW TOO MANY RULES OFF THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD

GO AN HERO

ZeroInsanity 2009-09-28 22:00:25

Kk.
Brb.

*slicing noises*

*gunshots*

*thud*

TIME TO RESPAWN: 3
TIME TO RESPAWN: 2
TIME TO RESPAWN: 1

player.zeroinsanity has respawned

AlbinoTitan 2009-09-28 22:16:43

FLOWER-SNIFFING PANSY BUMBLEBEE DINOSAUR

ZeroInsanity 2009-09-28 22:16:43

VERY SEXY

AlbinoTitan 2009-09-29 15:02:32

Thank Allah-Saurus for Jew holidays to recover.

Also, my pants are delicious I assume. Yes.

Also, stop playing Gaylo (amicoolyet?)

ZeroInsanity 2009-09-29 15:02:32

I don't play on weekdays.

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