Here's some funny jokes. They are also sick and wrong.
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1. What's pink, bubbling, and screams before it explodes?
A baby in a microwave.
2. What's shiny, blue, and squealing in a corner?
A baby with a plastic bag on its head.
3. What's the difference between a baby and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn't cry when you shove your meat in it.
4. What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari.
5. What's the difference between a dump truck full of dead babies and a dump truck full of bowling balls?
You can't take the bowling balls out with a pitchfork.
6. Why use a pitchfork? (correlated to previous)
You can tell which ones might still be alive.
7. What's more funny than a dumpster of dead babies?
The one at the bottom who's still alive and has to eat its way out.
8. What's white, goes up and down, and is in a baby's crib?
A rapists ass.
9. Why is it more fun to have sex with twenty three year olds?
There's twenty of them.
10. New McDonalds Michael Jackson Burger: 35 year old meat between 3 year old buns.
11. (actually try to figure this out)
I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?
12. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit an ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?
13. All day long, it's up and down. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
igott
Sombody's causing trouble.
ZeroInsanity
Yeeeaaahh.
Good morning.