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Posted by ZeroInsanity - May 9th, 2010

Edit 7: DAMN IT THE WIDGET DOESN'T WORK
MMKAY LINK THEN [just leave it on]

EDIT 5: Made comic. Looky here.
Methinks this is a better option.

Edit 4: GOT STEAM MOTHERLICKERS.

MOARER IDROEJ;AEF:

This is like 70% healed now. No need to flip the fuck out anymore.===>- LOL I CUT MY FUCKING THUMB OPEN BECAUSE I'M RECKLESS AND RETARDED WHEN INVOLVING BLADED OBJECTS WHICH HAVE JAMMED, IN THIS CASE SCISSORS
- CHECK OUT MY FRIGGIN' YUKARI ART THING. PLEASE. I NEED LEGITIMATE CRITICISM AS WELL.
- Current Project: Making a Yukkuri out of clay and stuff.

Oh, that's right. Albino/Any other Touhou-savvy people, watch this:

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EDIT:
Go to 5:28. GUESS WHO~

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AlbinoTitan 2010-05-09 13:38:34

Well. I'm sure you want to deal with this alone and won't accept any help. But really, all of this over a goddamn instrument?

Will wait for the Yukari art.

Also, the video was only funny at the Enola Gay part for me. I don't know why.

ZeroInsanity 2010-05-09 13:38:34

Yep. Actually. Now, anyway.

Mmkay.

I liked that and the Viagra part.

AlbinoTitan 2010-05-09 16:34:34

Alright then. Just letting you know I will help if you want me to.

Also, found your Youtube. I wasn't searching for it. I JUST RECOGNIZED THE DAMN WRITING STYLE.

Viagra is some awesome stuff.

Side note: That enormous comment chain is still there on page 82 or something. JUST SAYING.

ZeroInsanity 2010-05-09 16:34:34

Ok, I'll let you know when I want it.

LOLOLOLOL NEW NAME AGAIN

SUGOI DESU NE~ [I think that's what she says.]

FUCK, I'm sorry.

iputzacapinyoass 2010-05-09 20:14:30

HAY ZERO <you told me not to use ur irl name so...> wyed you disable pm? well anyway go check out mah userpage pic and icon, theyr both custom made... fuck yeah!

ZeroInsanity 2010-05-09 20:14:30

AWW SWEET
FUCK IT'S NOT BACK ONLINE GOD FUCKIGN NG
FUCK YOU

AlbinoTitan 2010-05-09 21:12:23

OH MY GODDDDD, NOOOOO

THERE'S A TOUHOU-BASED GAME ON THE XBOX MARKETPLACE WHERE YOU KILL YUKKURIS AND SAVE SANAE (easy mode), MARISA (normal mode), AND REIMU (hard mode). AT THE END OF EACH GAME YOU GET PORN OR SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW.

BUT THIS WILL RAPE THE FANBASE IF ANYONE FIGURES OUT IT'S TOUHOU.

ZeroInsanity 2010-05-09 21:12:23

WHAT THE FUCK

AlbinoTitan 2010-05-09 21:14:17

ALL MY MOTHERFUCKING HATE

<a href="http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2010/05/07/touhou-on-the-xbox-360-labyrinth-of-yukkuri/">http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2010/05 /07/touhou-on-the-xbox-360-labyrinth-
of-yukkuri/</a>

ZeroInsanity 2010-05-09 21:14:17

WHAT THE FUCK
It's not right. That's just wrong, man. They don't even look like the original Yukkuris.
I love Yukkuris, but...
That's not right, man.

Rabid-Monkey101 2010-05-10 04:59:39

It seems as iputzacapinyoass is an enemy of yours? On to the post with your repetitive schedule: I don't understand how people say that you need to cherish life. In your whole life you never really get the chance to live. You only work on a boring routine for your whole life. It sucks homo hard-

ZeroInsanity 2010-05-10 04:59:39

Nah, JAPSUKEH is not my opponent.
I've never really gotten to live. For me, I want to go somewhere, alone, get lost, and have an adventure that way.

Izzy712 2010-05-10 16:47:22

And now you've gotten un-scouted. Again.

They really need to give the Art Portal system here a complete revamp.

ZeroInsanity 2010-05-10 16:47:22

FUCKING-

AlbinoTitan 2010-05-10 20:38:49

The game is a monstrosity. I played the trial.

Shit is not cash. And there's no porn at the end, confirmed by people who beat Hard mode in the actual game. SO THIS IS A COMPLETE FAILURE.

ZeroInsanity 2010-05-10 20:38:49

DAHAHAHAH I'M REALLY LAUGHING AT THE FACT THAT
- IT SUCKS
- YOU ACTUALLY LOOKED INTO IT FOR PRONS

AlbinoTitan 2010-05-10 22:03:29

Regarding your art.

JESUS
FUCKING
CHRIST

That's pro. Seriously. Pay yourself for this.

ZeroInsanity 2010-05-10 22:03:29

Hm, thanks.
People at school were like "HOLY SHIT YOU DID THAT BY YOURSELF".

Honestly, that does mean a lot coming from you. Thanks.
NOT ACTING ROMANTIC OR ANYTHING, but really, compliments and the fact that people like my art are really the only thing keeping me from sleeping with a knife in my bed.
Not that before what you guys said didn't mean anything.
But now, I'm trying to get out of a hole before the floor collapses again.

AlbinoTitan 2010-05-11 06:31:05

Yeah, well, the game had Sanae. What was I supposed to expect from that slut? NO PORN?

I hate when people ask artists if they did something by themselves. Just fucking say it's good...You should have said a drunken pedo did your coloring. That's what I've said before.

Is there a problem with sleeping with a knife in your bed? It's safety precautions. Sort of. YOU NEVER KNOW IF YOUR PARENTS WANT TO ASSASSINATE YOU IN YOUR SLEEP.
I'm sure these compliments mean more because you spent three weeks on this. Three fucking weeks shows how good you actually are. So don't look back at the two-day sketches and call yourself a shitty artist, goddamnit.

ZeroInsanity 2010-05-11 06:31:05

IT'S ON THE XBL MARKETPLACE. THERE IS NO PORN THERE.

I mean, really. NOO, NO I USED SOMEONE ELSE'S HAND.

YEAH KINDA
YOU DON'T SLEEP WITH AN UNSHEATHED KNIFE IN YOUR BED
AND I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED

I'll try not to look back at the two-day sketches and call myself a shitty artist.

AlbinoTitan 2010-05-11 22:21:27

Well, hey. It had Sex 3/3 and Mature Content 3/3. YOU NEVER KNOW.

Yukari's hand came out of a gap and drew the hair.

I SLEEP WITH TWO UNSHEATHED SWORDS AT THE FOOT OF MY BED, AND A DAGGER IS ON TOP OF SOME BOOKCASE THING ATTACHED TO THE BACK OF MY BED. BUT THAT'S JUST ME.

@Walfas thing
What the fuck did you have to do to get a shop in a mine?

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS? IT'S TIME FOR ME TO IMAGEDUMP

NOW TIME FOR SOME BAD-END STUFF

<a href="http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/6403/125671323835.jpg">http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/64 03/125671323835.jpg</a>
<a href="http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/7265/1271888855100.jpg">http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/72 65/1271888855100.jpg</a>
<a href="http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/9434/1272051672835.jpg">http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/94 34/1272051672835.jpg</a>
<a href="http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/6581/1272855673026.jpg">http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/65 81/1272855673026.jpg</a>
<a href="http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/8725/1273472989111.jpg">http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/87 25/1273472989111.jpg</a>
<a href="http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/2145/1272923033276.jpg">http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/2145 /1272923033276.jpg</a>
<a href="http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/5827/1272401930266.jpg">http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/5827/1 272401930266.jpg</a>

YEAH ENJOY THAT UNGODLY AMOUNT OF IMAGES

ZeroInsanity 2010-05-11 22:21:27 (Updated 2010-05-12 19:09:16)

FUKKEN SAVED
Some of them.
The Youmu joke, the Girl of few words/Riddle comic, PENIS, Tengu eggs, Satori Mind reading, "I'm the worst at bed", and RAEGREIMU telling people to STFU.

Rabid-Monkey101 2010-05-12 04:42:25

Any way i can try to help?

ZeroInsanity 2010-05-12 04:42:25

Nope.

AlbinoTitan 2010-05-12 19:51:09

[Injury] Here is my rendition of MY INJURY. <a href="http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/6048/fucki.jpg">http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/60 48/fucki.jpg</a> The tan indicates a bulge that a MOTHERFUCKING STAPLE CAUSED. The red holes are the entry/exit points. The silver? YEAH WELL, THE STAPLE WAS COVERED IN MOTHERFUCKING MERCURY. AND I STABBED MYSELF THROUGH THE THUMB WITH IT. SO FUCK YOUR SIMPLE INJURY.

If I post a comic, get used to reading from right to left. I have more images, but they all suck. And 90% of them are things you probably don't want to see.

BUT THEN THIS HAPPENED:

<a href="http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/7123/1273696904390.jpg">http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/71 23/1273696904390.jpg</a>
<a href="http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/7924/1273524607518.jpg">http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/79 24/1273524607518.jpg</a>
<a href="http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/938/1273538552282.jpg">http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/93 8/1273538552282.jpg</a>
<a href="http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/2325/1272416685200.gif">http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/2325 /1272416685200.gif</a>
<a href="http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/2508/1273114302136.gif">http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/25 08/1273114302136.gif</a>
<a href="http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/3518/1272711926896.jpg">http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/35 18/1272711926896.jpg</a>
<a href="http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/1071/1272855465874.jpg">http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/1071/1 272855465874.jpg</a>
<a href="http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/3407/1273192946909.jpg">http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/3407 /1273192946909.jpg</a>

Yeah I have literally nothing good left.

ZeroInsanity 2010-05-12 19:51:09

Horizontal cut across tip of right thumb. Essentially like that in the image.
HURTS WITH PRESSURE.
INTERFERES GREATLY WITH CELLO.
And why would a staple be covered in mercury?
HOW DID IT GET IN YOUR THUMB IN THE FIRST PLACE

LOL awesome imgdumps.
Loved the second to last one, with the yukkuri. FUKKEN CUTE GOD DAMN SON.
Statement proven by last image.

AlbinoTitan 2010-05-12 22:49:39

That's it? THE DRAWING? FUCK THAT CUT. One time I slashed my hand across the inside with a dagger. Couldn't play cello properly for two weeks. Another time I cut my index finger with a swiss army knife, had to play cello in half position because of this. Shit was so deep that it scarred my finger.
WANT TO KNOW WHY IT WAS COVERED IN MERCURY? Well, let's just say I got my hands on a sample of it. It clumps together and is very fun. So I was playing with it, writing down my own notes, and eventually I closed the binder I was using. Now, the binder had a paper with a loose staple in it. This paper starting sticking out. At this moment in time, the mercury was just rolling around like a motherfucking yukkuri, and heading for the edge of the table. I moved my arm quickly to catch it, and in the process of moving it, my thumb got fucking impaled by the staple. Still, I caught the mercury. AND IT FLOODED MY CUT. So then I had to figure out how to get the staple out. I had no way to grasp it. WELL, FUCK, I HAD TO DO SURGERY WITH A KNIFE, AND THEN POUR TURPENTINE AND A FEW OTHER CHEMICLES INTO THE CUT BECAUSE MOTHERFUCKING MERCURY.
This is a day in the life of Albino. You now realize how insane I am.

I'll make a mental note to get you more comics and cute yukkuri things. But I don't search for them, they have to get posted by other people. Also, WEIMU.

The goddamned cat was a sign that I had nothing else. So was Viking Cirno.

ZeroInsanity 2010-05-12 22:49:39

Hey, it bled for about 15+ minutes before it just stopped. Still bleeds a bit. It's about 4mm deep. This is about the worst injury I've obtained yet. I haven't ever even broken a bone. Also
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
DAGGERS
SWISS BLADES
MERCURY
STAPLES
SLAMMING BINDERS
DAMN SON

Man, that was too cute. Honestly. I just about cried about the fact that I don't have my own little squishy bean paste creature.

Was not impress by either. Most of the others were nice, though.

AlbinoTitan 2010-05-12 23:40:16

When I slashed my hand, it bled for 15 hours. The gauze wrap got soaked. But the worst injury I've obtained is a home-made firebomb rocket-thing attempt. It exploded and burned all the skin off my hands. Unimaginable pain.

I HAVE TWO SWORDS, A DAGGER, A SWISS ARMY KNIFE, A GLOCK, A GAS MASK, A HUNTING RIFLE, AND A BATTLEAXE. ALL THE MEDIEVAL WEAPONS WERE FORGED BY A FRIEND OF MINE.
I ENJOY FUCKING AROUND WITH CHEMICLES. IF I COULD, I WOULD SWITCH TO THINGS LIKE POLONIUM AND PALLADIUM.

I would perform tests on it when it pissed me off enough. Unless yukkuris are just the embodiment of cute and not THOSE SELFISH BASTARDS THEY SOMETIMES ARE DEPICTED AS.

Well, not everything can be perfect when I dump that many images. Also, Portal is as close as you will ever get to being Yukari. OH YEAH AND DOWNLOAD STEAM NOW, PORTAL IS FUCKING FREE ON IT AND IT WORKS ON MACS. Yeah, that's right, it's free. Until May 24th.

ZeroInsanity 2010-05-12 23:40:16

Lol you're silly.

WHOA SRS STUFF THAR
I HAVE BLUDGEONING OBJECTS AND 3 KNIVES IN IMMEDIATE ACCESS
AND A CAP REVOLVER FOR STICKING INTO PEOPLES EARS AND GETTING TRIGGER HAPPY

The Yukkureimus and Marisa Yukkuris are the most common and aren't very selfish as they're sometimes depicted as.
Now Alice-type, those are dangerous. Fukken rapists.

DOES WANT DAMN IT
IS GOING TO GET ON WEEKEND

Sanchez150894 2010-05-13 04:55:38

You cut yourself with a jammed scissor? How did you do that? O.o
God thing about cuts is that you don't feel it that much if you cut yourself as if your skin gets blown of or severly damaged (like in Albino's smash case)... otherwise I'd already be dead

ZeroInsanity 2010-05-13 04:55:38

Lol they were jammed, so I decided to put a shitload of force into it and the handle blew off and the blade swung into my thumb at like 70239 mph before i could pull it away.

Sanchez150894 2010-05-13 04:56:04

damn it, I meant "good" not "god" XD Damn those typos

ZeroInsanity 2010-05-13 04:56:04

lolk

Rabid-Monkey101 2010-05-13 15:46:31

ANYTHING??? ANYTHINNG? HMMMMMM?

ZeroInsanity 2010-05-13 15:46:31

Nope, not really anything.

igott 2010-05-13 18:33:07

Not dead yet. I'll try to wait until I'm 30.

Fukkin' stealing my lifespan.

ZeroInsanity 2010-05-13 18:33:07

Heheheh. At least you'll die happy.
I'm going to die cold, alone, and miserable.

xellon 2010-05-13 21:14:34

that's it
no more grown up scissors for you young lady

also 'mawkish' is a good word too

ZeroInsanity 2010-05-13 21:14:34

BUT I WANT TO BE A PIRATE

Interesting.

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