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Zi
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ANIMATE DAMN IT
hey I thouth you were a guy you can chat all you like with me
GET THE FUCK OUT, YOU HORNY PREPUBESCENT FAGGOT.
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Ekim tried this bullshit too, you won't get any sex and/or pictures out of her.
Also, no one wants to see your "LOL SO RANDUM XD" and generic 11 year old comments on their posts.
He's fucking 11, and trying to get tits. Probably doesn't know what the hell tits are.
HE'S AN IMMENSE FAGGOT AND SHOULD AN HERO ASAP.
I'll be too drunk to feel anything.
I'll be drowning in euphoria.
Because I'll be literally drowning.
In an expensive car.
Smiling peacefully.
WELL I DON'T CARE I ENJOY HAVING LETHAL WEAPONS IN MY HOUSE
Various metal poles? What? You go around searching for discarded pieces of metal? Also, nice knives. Seeing as though butterfly knives are for thugs here, I can't buy any. Though the hunting knife is about 8 inches and it has a serrated edge.
Yes, those are bonus points. More bonus points for stabbing that person through the eye and filling the hole with caps. Then light the caps on fire.
Cirno-types. THIS IS THE RESULT OF TAKING IT EASY.
Flandres are bullies and impale yukkuris on tree branches, but fukken Alices go too far.
WELL THEN DOWNLOAD IT. AND THEN ADD RABID SO HE CAN BITCH ABOUT LIFE TO YOU 24/7.
Aya saved the day by printing it in Bunbunmaru. Fucking Aya.
Hong Meiling is great in this game. In fact, she's better than Yukari now. AND I BEAT SWR WITH NO CONTINUES WITH YUKARI.
Poles. Of metal. I found them in my garage. I don't know what they're used for. But they're like spears without a spearhead.
I got them in foreign areas.
iputzacapinyoass gets bonus points for modding a cap gun by shoving all the powder in one little cartridge to make it sound like a real gun.
They have brain damage issues.
Flandres are pro, too. Yukari types piss people off by going "OH I'M GORGEOUS' then immediately Gapping away.
DONE
SilentCapriccio.
I won't be on much, though.
And I only plan on getting free/pirated stuff.
Meiling is awesome, then. Huh.
Fukken trains to the face?
I would slap you for that becuse you have insulted me and I tis a prince and I need some one to chat with
You're not a prince.
YOU'RE A SICK FUCKING PREPUBESCENT FAGGOT.
IVE STARTED THE ANIMATION OF MSS, THAT ANIMATEN FOR YA??
FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Internet tough guy attempting to teach a lady a lesson.
Fuck your shit, pirate. No one gives a damn about your childish fantasies.
Damn, he's fucked up.
I mean, really, REALLY fucked up.
uuuuuh I am sick I just couth a cold this moring and it sucks here uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
DIE PLEASE KTHXBAI
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You pulled that retarded excuse with Igott when he started trolling you. We're not school or your mom, we don't give a damn if you're sick or not. Just get the fuck out.
Seriously.
Well...That's effective. Ever hit someone so hard their skull collapses? Also, you just somehow reminded me I need to get a bow. I have 12 steel arrows I should try out this Summer.
You order weapons? I know you can't go overseas and bring one back anymore.
What other acts of terrorism has this boy committed? Still, awesome.
Suika-types have beer piss and sake saliva. They also are the only types that can't be killed by getting stepped on.
Yuyukkuris are practically Kirby, therefore pro. So are Yukkureisens because they drive other Yukkuris insane.
Okay. I still added you. Also, like I said before, beware of Rabid being annoying.
Her beginner spellcards suck, but if you play as her and unlock more, she becomes unstoppable.
I had two train spellcards in my deck. I used one on Reimu because MOTHEFUCKING LIGHT SPIRIT "DIVINE ORBS." The other was used on Tenshi when she decided to throw all the rules out the window and just shoot lasers. THE TRAIN DID NOTHING.
Yep. I mess around with them sometimes. Damages the lawn.
Has bows. One composite and one normal. And a whole bunch of arrows. Have not used them since 05 or something. Stopped archery after lrn2cello period started.
No, I bought them in an undisclosed Azn country [not Japan, surprisingly] at a black market. You just have to notify you have weaponry in your check-in luggage, and you can take it home.
He's the guy I know who can make thermite. CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER.
I know this. YOU WANT ONE.
FUKKEN VACUUM THAT ROLLS AROUND.
Yes.
Does want Yukkuri Marisa for specific purpose of taping Mini-Hakkero to face and having it run around.
MMKAY
I'm going to wait until I can get Garry's Mod pirated or something for free.
What about Cirno, the only character whose crouch position is a stand?
DAHAHAH FUKKEN TRAIN TO THE FAEC
What. Well, she is a goddess. But still. What.
Check on mai homepage for the guns! Plus two people on the terror crew
I SEE.
Btw i am Sharp Shooter on Steam. Hope to chat with you sometime :D
The fuck's up with the characters you used?
Also, does not have/know of mic to use.
I always damage trees and fruits/vegetables. I never smash anything on the ground because WHY WOULD I?
I wish I knew how to fletch and craft bows. Apparently it's easy and only takes a week or two to get a full quiver. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DROP ARCHERY FOR CELLO?
Whenever I go to Europe and buy something that could be used as a weapon, I have to send it back as a package. Because I'll obviously kill everyone on the plane with it. Now why would an Azn black market serve to a 14- year old?
Yes, yes I do. As well as a Yuukari and a Meiling-type. Because the latter add their name to everything and for some reason I find that humorous. Example: "I'm Meiling, but it hurts."
LASER PINWHEEL. Then you can make hundreds of Koyukkumarisas and tape Mini-Hakkeros to their faces.
OLOLOL THAT'S THE PICTURE I GAVE YOU
Cirno requires spam. But if you button mash, you'll get destroyed. YOU HAVE TO MEMORIZE EVERY COMBO.
It took off a quarter, maybe less, of her health. FUCKING HELL, IT'S SUPPOSED TO TAKE OFF THREE QUARTERS. EVERYTHING DOES LESS DAMAGE WHEN SHE'S SPOUTING LASERS.
Finishing move, silly. That, and downward strikes are just standard.
I heard it's a long, tedious, and absurdly precise process. AND I HAD TO BECAUSE I'M NOT EXACTLY THE MOST PHYSICALLY INCLINED PERSON IN THE WORLD. AND I LIKE MUSIC MORE THAN THE ABILITY TO SHOOT AN ARROW STRAIGHT.
I see. Good reason to, because I would if I were pissed off enough.
WELL I was with my parents. Dur.
Yuukaries would leave arbitrarily and never come back.
Meilings are funny, though.
If I could get enough Mini-Hakkeros and Koyukkumarisas, I'M GOING TO FUCKING LEVEL NEW YORK.
YEAH I KNOW IT WORKS REALLY WELL SINCE THE ONLY GAME I HAVE IS PORTAL
Aww, gay. Cirno should get RAAAAUGH FUCKING ICEBERG UP YOUR FUCKING ASS MOTHERFUCKER as spam move.
WHAT THE FUCK. Train is like best spellcard ever.
I WILL FINISH YOU, GRASS. Olololol.
Well, I could do that. I've got the motherfucking dexterity and nothing better to do all day. I BET YOU REGRET THAT YOU'RE NOT PUMPING TARGETS FULL OF ARROWS RIGHT NOW. I BET THAT ARCHERY IS EASIER THAN JUGGLING THREE INSTRUMENTS.
I would even if I wasn't pissed.
"HERRO RITTLE CAPITARIST PIG-DOG, WOULD YOU RIKE A WEA-PON? IS OKAY BECAUSE YOUR PARENTS ARE RIGHT DERE"
Well, I'll surround them with sunflowers and THEY'LL BE MINE FOREVER...I wonder if they're filled with dirt instead of bean paste. Pollen, maybe?
I like Meiling. No clue why. Though after awhile I'd tell the goddamn Yukkuri to wake up and do something.
OH THANKS FOR LEVELING MY HOUSE...Fund it.
Oh god I laughed at the image of infant Yukkuris rolling around blasting the shit out of everything. "Dwop dead eajy!"
YEAH TRUE, SO I HEARD MACS ARE STILL GETTING A GLITCHY-AS-FUCK STEAM
That's one of her strongest combos. You can spam it, but if you're fighting someone like Alice or Yuyuko (mini-boolets that do almost no damage but disrupt attacks) then Cirno needs to fly around and shoot icicles.
Went through again as Sakuya. Private Square was helpful, as opposed to Killer Doll which did as much damage as a light hit. GODDAMNIT TENSHI TAKE THE PAIN.
DIE DIE DIE CHLOROPHYLL FILLED BASTARDS
You could. I'm hell-bent on being good at other things. AND NO, I'M NOT.
True. Same, actually.
Actually, not much was said. I told my dad "hey i want a blade to take home" and he's all like "mmkay sure" and the store owner shows us this butterfly knife and we're like "awesome" and I'm like "tf2 spah" so we bought them and they're here now.
Or perhaps various sunflower-related food/drinks.
It'd say "I'm Meiling, but I'm tired still."
DONE
YEP HAD TO REINSTALL IN ORDER TO PLAY PORTALZ
pew pew pew icicles. I can see it now. What about... Marisa, actually. Does going 'FUKKEN MASTER SPARK IN YOUR MOTHERFUKKEN FACE' work?
Crazy knife maid is awesome. I can see you pincushioning Tenshi's face right now.
it's like heaven
but in a youtube video
WHOA
Don't like my avatar? Why not? 3:
Looks funny, not that I don't like it.
YOU CAN DIE NOW OR WAIT TILL WINTER COMES, SNOW HOLDS NO MERCY FOR YOU GREEN SONS OF BITCHES
The future is going to have digital instruments that will play any note at a certain keystroke. If you plan on creating music by playing by yourself, forget it. Just ditch everything you hate and go for the digital programs.
I can see it now. I grab a claymore out of the overhead bin and start cutting down flight attendents. After killing the pilots and smashing the controls, I parachute out.
I did that with a revolver once. But this was in Germany and it took a fuckton of paperwork to take back. So I ripped the papers in half and just had it shipped to my house. Fucking planes want me to write stuff, WHO THE HELL DO THEY THINK THEY ARE.
OH YEAH CHLOROPHYLL DRINKS AND CHEMICLE FERTILIZER, THAT'LL HELP THE YUUKARIS
This is why I also need a Sakuya-type. I will demand that Meiling says "Room-cleaning stop."
I actually laughed. Congratulations...Har, I inspired a comic.
SUCKS FOR YOU, I CAN PLAY IT FINE BECAUSE I AM A VISTAFAG
Marisa is good. Spamming stars and non-directional lasers to get 3 spellcards is the easiest way to win. 3 = MASTER SPAAAARK. 5 = FINAL SPAAAARK. Both are awesome.
Pincushioning and then stomping the needles through her face. Goddamn masochist deserves the suffering.
Lawn Mowing = MASS DECAPITATION. Reason why it is good that plant beings are not sentient.
I don't care for those. I'd rather make my own music with my own instrument to be a total social aberrant. ALSO I'VE QUIT BAND FOR NEXT YEAR LOLOLOLOL
I personally would enjoy seeing you with a mace and chain or a scythe.
FUKKEN AIRPLANES AND GERMANY
Germans keep record of EVERYTHING. IT'S NOT RIGHT
I WAS SAYING WHAT THEY'RE FILLED WITH, NUMBSHIT
I wonder if Sakuya-type would have ZA WARUDO.
Not much feedback on it. Is disappointed. That was 30-45 minutes of work.
SUCKS FOR YOU, I CAN STILL PLAY IT FINE AFTER REDOWNLOAD OF STEAM AND I HAVE FUKKEN MAC OSX 10.6.3
Who's the cheapest, then? I mean, everyone at this point sounds cheap as hell.
FUKKEN TIMESTOP MEIDO CURBSTOMP ON KNIFE-FILLED FACE as finishing move? DAYUMN.
Btw, you can buy mikes at kmart. I may get one this summer but im not sure yet.
I HAVE NO SUCH THING AS K-MART
And I don't want a mic anyway.
AlbinoTitan
Silly? I expected everything but silly...Put a new damn topic here.
PROBABLY ALL WASTES OF MONEY
What kinds of bludgeoning objects? And those knives better not be kitchen knives. YOU NEED REALISM.
OR YOU COULD THROW THAT PIECE OF SHIT AWAY AND GET A .32 FROM YOUR LOCAL ILLEGAL ARMS DEALER. Attach an orange cap to a real gun for bonus points.
I like Yuukaris. They play the guitar and bring all the yukkuris together in goddamn harmony.
I hate Alice and I hate her yukkuris. They rape entire villages and replace the residents with more Alice-types. Here is the ultimate weapon against Alice-types. <a href="http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/8573/1273351558185.jpg">http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/85 73/1273351558185.jpg</a>
STEAM TAKES 10 MINUTES TO DOWNLOAD AND IS FREE
SO YOU GET A FREE ONLINE STORE AND OPERATING SYSTEM AND A FREE PORTAL
I just finished Unthinkable Natural Law/Hisoutensoku. How the fuck can anyone dare to make a storyline based off of Meiling's dream, Sanae's investigating, and Cirno's exaggerating? Still, it worked. Discuss.
ZeroInsanity
Uh.
YEP
Golf clubs, a baseball bat, various metal poles. And the knives are a 5 inch[?] butterfly knife and a normal Japanese knife.
Got bonus points for removing orange cap and firing at someone, who then thought it was real.
Is pro Yukkuri species.
FUKKEN NUKE EM
NEEDS NAO
Hisoutensoku = FUKKEN GUNDAM
Heard Meiling sucks as character, though. Has low damage epic combos.