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ZeroInsanity
Local crossdresser gets horny, screams at the void

Zi @ZeroInsanity

Age 28, Female

Slut

The Flat-Chested Girls Academy

Line Ark

Joined on 4/1/09

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I'm sorry for being a douche, Albino. To make it up, why don't we go hang out and do some totally non-gay bro stuff? I tell you, we'd be as straight as a circle on a one dimensional slice!

I was talking about ZI's pants earlier, by the way.

Ok then!

Yeah okay.

EVERYONES HAPPEH

My cock or lack-of-artworkness is preventing me from being HAPPEH.

INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR

I DRIVE A CHEVROLET MOVIE THEATER

I still don't get that.

I like how I can comment less than 5 minutes after you and then it takes you 60 minutes to respond.

Yeah. I don't expect people to sit and monitor my page waiting for a response.

You owe someone something.

Shove a pencil point into your vagina and I'll sense it happening.

Uh, ok then...

Let's go for a sextuple post!

Good work.

INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR

Dun gets it still.

I DRIVE A CHEVROLET MOVIE THE-A-TER

Dun gets it still...

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Q4C7sWj4G0&feature=related">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Q4C7s Wj4G0&feature=related</a>

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

Oh, I see now.
Weird shit, man.

Well guess who does. Check often, however not around 11:00 because that's fapping and then sleeps.

Also, bonus points if you watch that video to the end.

BONUS POINTS TO ME!!
OH MY GOD I'M SO HAPPY!

...and pissed as hell, since I can't get it out of my head.

You know, that INTERIOR CROCODILE thing is almost in dactylic tetrameter. Just thought I'd share...

All righty.

Wait...if you watched that to the end and don't want to an hero.

Clarify the final moments. I demand explanations because my fragile psyche is also lazy.

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Shit gets speeded up to obscene amounts, and then there's a loud distorted noise meant to startle you accompanied with some weird picture.

That's quite a nice profile picture you have there, ZeroInsanity. Though I must say the girl looks somewhat familiar...

What.
The.
Hell.
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU FIND THIS PAGE/USER

Also, I love Ms. Yakumo. Along with Ms. Hakurei.

Define..."weird picture."

Some weird manga pic of a dude in a tank top (?) and in a gay/ballerina-esque pose.
Sparkles, and in black and white.

turning an SMG (Shitty machine gun) into a silenced shitty machine gun is still bad.

and as Cracked says, the Halo 1 pistol is back, and if you stare at it long enough, it magically grows a scope!

I still like the game. Just going around as the Rookie and getting stealth kills is fun.

I will rape you.

But why?
Just because I watched some weird-ass video to its end?

Because it is the internets.

Decent reasoning is decent.

Also my sick, drunk mind imagined what you look like.

Good luck living in any holy or clean way.

How do you imagine me, then?

Awkward. Let's say tits.

Doesn't explain much.
So I'm female. What else? (hair color, eye color, race, etc)

Yes, you know what? I imagined you as a Jew with a nose that completely obscures the face, yet you have blonde hair and blue eyes (completely inaccurate) so I have to tell the Fuhrer my decision.

Still waiting on that.

Not Jewish in any manner whatsoever.

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