^ Pros: You get to hear how the person sounds like. It can help reassure that the person your talking to was telling the truth. Voice changers i doubt a freak would go that far to actually get one to lead someone on
Cons: The 5 year olds... -.-
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Is poor
And grounded anyhow
LOL TRUE
If plants were sentient, man would have eradicated every single one of them years ago. Imagine the complaining and cries of terror every day.
I don't obsess over instruments and I'm a total social aberrant. Also, I'M PROBABLY NEVER GOING TO TOUCH MY CELLO AGAIN AFTER THIS YEAR, LOLOLOL.
You want to see me brutally murdering people with stylish weapons? I'm okay with that. Now imagine me swinging those while drunk.
THE WOMAN WHO WAS HANDLING THE SHIPPING CRAP HAD TO PRACTICALLY WRITE AN ESSAY, GODDAMNIT GERMANY YOU DON'T NEED TO DO THIS. But at least I didn't have to write anything.
HEY, I DON'T CALL YOU A NUMBSHIT. Plus, I don't use logic unless I have to. SO YEAH NOW THAT I KNOW WHAT YOU WERE REFERRING TO, IT MAKES SENSE. I wonder why Yukarins are filled with natto or whatever and not a black hole. DON'T YOU WISH THAT WHENEVER A YUKARIN GOT STEPPED ON, THE KILLER GOT SUCKED INTO A BLACK HOLE?
I've seen them with sharp-as-fuck teeth but no time-stopping. And if you didn't know what I meant by "room-cleaning stop" then you may want to look it up. Shit's not funny but it's funny at the same time.
FUCK OTHER PEOPLE MY OPINION IS THE ONLY ONE THAT MATTERS
SUCKS FOR YOU, I CAN PLAY OTHER GAMES BESIDES STEAM GAMES
The cheapest is probably Youmu. Everyone else has flaws and such that make them equal. BUT YOUMU, FUCKING BITCH HAS THESE ATTACKS THAT USE A SYSTEM CALLED "PUNISHMENT." Punishment is when a keystroke in a sword combo is pressed wrong or at the wrong time. That spirit thing makes a flash and then you have to hit Youmu for massive damage. BUT THE COMPUTER NEVER MAKES A MISTAKE SO NO PUNISHMENT. AND THE COMBOS THAT USE PUNISHMENT ARE PRACTICALLY STRONGER THAN THE TRAIN
You would say meido. But yeah, Sakuya gets fucking brutal. Remilia gets even more brutal than her. Especially in Hisoutensoku where Remilia is impossible to keep track of.
I heard that there's this disease that'll render bananas extinct by like 2013 or something.
OH WHAT BUT CELLO IS aww.
"HURR DURR DERP LOLOLOLOL OOPS HEY MOTHERFUCKER DON'T MAKE ME SPILL MY FUCKIN DRANK HAEY FUCK YOU" While flailing around bladed weapons.
LOLOLOL those silly Germans.
YOU SHOULD BECAUSE I AM. Neither do I. I just kinda say it's logic, justify it with bullshit that my idiot friends think are legit, and I'm in the clear. OK THEN JEEZ
"HEAAHAH STUPID FUCKING YUKKURI THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME FUCK YOU OHSHITWHATTHEFU-"
Needs genetic tampering. Did, does not make sense, but found it hilarious.
OH REALLY NOW
SUCKS FOR YOU, SO CAN I
what. Half-human can beat down goddesses?
I would. Sounds cooler than maid. Needs moar Flanders.
So I go to deviant to check up on that clay Yukkuri and I see this.
<a href="http://acidang3l.deviantart.com/journal/32324027/">http://acidang3l.deviantart.com/journ al/32324027/</a>
I feel inclined to take it now, just to make you feel dwarfed to my sick-fuck power level.
DO IT FAGGOT
Guess who's back?
OH WELL HOW FINE AND DANDY
albinoTitan plays the cello?
cool
:D
(that is how you spell 'cello', right? cielo, shellow, schellow. cello)
So do I. This topic came up about four months ago.
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
Get on steam once in a while if you can. And when will you be ungrounded?
Meh. Is too lazy to even game. Is making music.
AND I HAVE NO IDEA, PROBABLY NOT UNTIL I STOP BEING A FUCKWIT
OH WAIT
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE
SO I'M NEVER GETTING UNGROUNDED ACCORDING TO REALITY
UNLESS OF COURSE
a. I DIVIDE BY ZERO AND NOT CONTINUE TO BE A TOTAL FUCKWIT
b. YUKARI SAVES MY ASS
c. I DIE
Nothing of value would be lost. The only fruits I like are grapes, pears, apples and MOTHERFUCKING POMMELOS.
Cello requires music and I probably won't spend money on a music book in my 20's. BE REALISTIC.
Drinking while fighting? I wonder if I stab harder/more skillfully while drunk.
I wonder what Russian customs agents are like.
THAT IS YOUR SELF-HATING, ANGSTY TEENAGER OPINION. You can get through life just saying random crap and justifying it with bullshit. Everyone believes it. I SHOULD KNOW.
Now we just have to make Yukkureimus less abusable. God damn everyone shoves them in microwaves or removes their head accessories.
If we can genetically tamper a Yukkuri into having ZA WARUDO skills, then we can geneticaly tamper ANYTHING INTO HAVING ANY SKILL.
No one understands it. Can't believe something about Meiling's name turned
out to be funny for once. These results are similar to pad jokes.
YEAH, BECAUSE THOSE PEOPLE ARE FROM DEVIANT AND MY LIFE VALUE IS GREATER THAN THEIRS. You know 90% of the Walfas Club members have never played a Touhou game? Another reason why I hate Deviant. <a href="http://anime1979.deviantart.com/">http://anime1979.deviantart.com/</a> THIS MAN IS 31, HE DRAWS LIKE AN 11 YEAR OLD GIRL. AND WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH HIM AND CLOWNS.
But I heard Macs can't play any games except for about 6 special Mac games that come in a shitty white case.
Tasogere is trolling us because we all hate Youmu. You know who else is shit powerful in this game? Ayayayaya. WHY DO THEY DO THIS? AYA IS A WHORE WHO HAS TO SELL HER BODY TO MAKE PROFITS.
True. A board on 4chan calls its only janitor (user who is a half-mod) Meido. Janitor-Maid-Meido. Hurr. Also, the spin-off games could use a lot more characters. Something like this. <a href="http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/554/sample831558d924e9eb73c.jpg">http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/55 4/sample831558d924e9eb73c.jpg</a>
Find the Koyukkureimu in there for bonus points.
I like mangos.
TCH FUCK REALITY
Can't miss if you aim at everything.
"VODKA OR YOU CANNOT GET OUT OF COUNTRY, COMRADE"
IT'S TRUE THOUGH and yeah, that's true.
JESUS THAT'S TERRIBLE WHY WON'T PETA DO ANYTHING well, PETA is retarded. DURR ZI WHAT ARE YOU THINKING YOU STUPID FUCK
DAHAHAHA FUKKEN EVERYONE GETS TIME STOP
Lololol iPad.
WELL I DON'T CARE I JUST WANTED SOMEWHERE TO GET MY ART OUT BECAUSE FOR SOME REASON I WANT TO KNOW WHAT PEOPLE THINK.
AND THAT'S FUCKED UP, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THAT GUY
I use Firefox and download entire flash games. I've got a bunch of Madness Mods, and Thing Thing Arena 3 so far.
But you gotta admit, at least Tasogare has good art. And ZUN's is improving. AND AYA IS TOTALLY A LITERAL CAMWHORE.
Damn. They need a fighting game with all of the entirety of Touhou. AND THEN SOME. But if they include those faggots from Seihou, I'm going to punch someone's fucking skull in.
Oh right. This.
Anal on Males (-)
Anal on Females (/)
Breasts (+)
Breast Expansion (-)
Weight Gain (-)
Bondage (/)
Clothing (+)
Leather (-)
Stockings (+)
Shoe/Boots (/)
Suit and Tie (+)
Muscle, Male (-)
Muscle, Female (-)
Herm (-)
Cub/Shota (-)
Loli (+)
Baby/Diaper (-)
Transformation (-)
Macro/Micro (/)
Impregnation (-)
Pregnancy (-)
Lactation (/)
Anal Vore (-)
Soul Vore (+) NEVER SEEN IT BUT IT SOUNDS COOL
Cock Vore (-)
Standard Soft Vore (-)
Standard Hard Vore (-)
Paw/Foot (-)
Incest (/)
Clonecest (-)
Yuri (F/F) (+)
Yaoi (M/M) (-)
Hetero (M/F) (+)
Bi (-)
Girly Boys (-)
Butch Girls (-)
Mind Control (+)
Rape (+)
Uniform (+)
Orgy (-)
Subbing/Domming (/)
Biting (/)
Solo Masturbation; Male (-)
Solo Masturbation; Female (+)
Scat (-)
Inflation (-)
Fat/Pudge (-)
Tech (/)
Watersports (-)
Glasses (+)
Tentacles (/)
Oviposition (-)
Masochism (-)
Sadism (+)
Partial Nudity (+)
Gore (/)
Snuff (/)
Hyper (-)
Zoophilia (-)
Electricity (+)
She-males (-)
Cross-dressing (-)
Oral (+)
Asphyxiation (+)
Wet-look (/)
Mud/Quicksand, etc. (-)
Sinking (-)
Spooge (-)
Tickling (-)
HAWT
VERY NICE
Close to the same, I noticed. But you've got some more sick-fuckery.
Mangos are the gays of the fruits. Fucking assholes can't decide on one color.
YEAH WELL I'VE BEEN USING THE DEMON DRINK TO TRY AND ESCAPE IT, BUT I'M PRETTY SURE I'M STILL SANE. One day I'll drink my last bottle and then this will happen. <a href="http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/6812/1275575112381.jpg">http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/68 12/1275575112381.jpg</a>
Can't get hit if you kill everything on sight.
I DRANK IT ALL, COMRADE
YOUR OPINION DOES NOT EQUAL FACT. Until a scientist (I qualify as a scientist) tells you that you're a numbshit, STOP THINKING IT.
PETA is too busy campaigning about Sea Kittens. THEY AREN'T GETTING THEIR HEAD ACCESSORIES REMOVED, THEY CAN TAKE IT EASY.
I want the Dark Lord Sauron implanted into my chest. NUCLEAR FUSION POWERS, ACTIVATE.
When that was announced, I literally despair'd over the upcoming mass of stupid jokes. And lo and behold, I click on a Youtube video to listen to the SWR version of Flowering Night (goddamn love that cello) and I see 500 iPad jokes and an equal amount of emotes (99% were xD). FUCKING EMOTES. I HATE THEM.
HOW DARE YOU REQUIRE OTHER'S OPINIONS TO SURVIVE. AND YOU COULD MAKE SOME SHITTY PLAY-ON-WORD THING LIKE CIRNO WALKING UP TO KAGUYA AND ASKING FOR SOME GODDAMN FURNITURE, WHERE KAGUYA RESPONDS "I'm not a Ka-Guya" (OLOLOL ADD AN ANECDOTE EXPLAINING THAT THAT IS A FURNITURE STORE LOL SO FUNNAY XD), AND ALL THE AUTISTIC PEOPLE OF DEVIANT (FUCKING EVERYONE) WILL LAUGH. So yeah, depending on their opinion is retarded.
I don't know...But those jelly orb thingies are kind of hot.
Flash games don't count. I'm talking REAL games like Age of Empires 2 or 3.
Tasogere makes a weird Cirno, but yeah, they're better than ZUN. Though he's getting better. Maybe becoming more tolerant to alcohol. I like how everyone rages over Aya having TWO games based around her. This led people to believe that ZUN's waifu is Aya.
I only like Seihou for some musics and Yuka. Everyone else is a Mary Sue or a moeblob that no one cares about. But seriously, half of that picture needs to be in a future game.
Hey, I still love the flavor of a mango.
DAHAHAH new wallpaper.
Yep. Line died.
SAW SOMETHING YESTERDAY RELATED TO RUSSIANS
Related to that, my dream last night was something related to a creepy folk rock duo.
HOW ARE YOU A SCIENTIST. RESEARCH IN THE FIELD OF ALCOHOL?
AHAHAHAH SEA KITTENS I remember that. And what about Yukaguyas?
PEW PEW PEW SUCK FUCKIGN RADIEATION. [sorry got lazy and pissed at typos of spazzy fingers]
I made a comment on a blog somewhere saying "Sakuya will not be pleased." XD THAT'S FUNNY :)
I DUNNO I WANT OPINIONS TO HELP IMPROVE. NEGATIVE THINGS, NOT "OH ISN'T THAT NICE' OR "WHAO COOLS" And I make humorous things for the sake of never forgetting the joke.
what
durr lol nothing
But why pay for a full blown game when I can get free ones that are just as entertaining on flash?
I think Cirno looks cool there. Aya is totally IRL waifu of ZUN.
Totally. FULL BLOWN 3D FIGHTER ON CONSOLES.
niiiice
do you guys, like, wear a coat and tie when doing recitals and stuff?
man that is awesome
i could, just travel back in time to that topic
but i am suddenly distracted by this soul vore albino speak of
have albino really watch all those genres?
What.
OOH GOTTA FIND SOME OF THAT
^
BITCH I WEAR A SUIT AND TIE EVERY DAY
Also, yes, I have watched all of those genres. Many times unintentionally.
Hahaha. Even "Watersports"?
^
that's sooo cool
oh
no tux?
SUIT=TUX
GET IT RIGHT
What else do you love the flavor of? trollface.bat
I tried altering that picture in Photoshoop. If you fuck with the colors enough, it looks like a power trip gone bad.
I see. FUCKING SHIT INTERNET YOU GOT THERE.
Elaborate on this "something related to Russians."
Elaborate on this strange folk rock duo.
No, I am a scientist because I know things. I COULD BECOME A SCIENTIST IN THE STUDY OF SICK FUCKS OR ALCOHOL. I'VE COMPLETED THE NECESSARY COURSES AND I HAVE THE CORRECT MINDSET.
Every time you look at a Yukaguya, you are abusing it. IT IS A HIKIKOMORI (NEET) FOR A REASON.
You've got spazzy fingers...Alright, then. I'll just post Sakuya pulling knives out of her tits. <a href="http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/9601/1273694874579.png">http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/96 01/1273694874579.png</a>
You and emotes do not mix. It's like me abandoning alcohol for milk. STOP USING THEM, IT WILL CAUSE A TIME RIFT TO OPEN
Deviant is full of faggots who will ONLY compliment your work. No one insults anyone anymore. IN MY DAY, YOU HAD TROLLS ON DEVIANT WHO GAVE PROPER HELP ON PIECES OF ART THAT WEREN'T FURRY OR SOME OTHER SICK SHIT. Honestly the only person that will give you a proper opinion on deviant is Izzy.
HUAEHAUEHAUEHAUAHUE thank god I'm just kidding. HERE YOU GO XELLON <a href="http://anime1979.deviantart.com/gallery/#Slime-Nest-Set">http://anime1979.deviantart.com/galle ry/#Slime-Nest-Set</a>
Because you can download mods for real games. Also, implying I pay for full-blown games.
Her sprite is fine. But the drawing of her...It looks too grown-up.
Marisa was once ZUN's chosen waifu, but because the Waifu Complex doesn't allow choosing your waifu, it wasn't true. Goddamnit Japan you make up the strangest theories.
You had me until "consoles." How about a game that is released only for Japanese-coded Xbox 360's and is later emulated to the PC and Mac under a relatively unknown torrent. The only way to find the torrent is to play the following Touhou game. That way, no fucking Walfas Club faggots can get it.
[Fetish] Yes, even watersports. About 3 times, but it only took one to make me hate it. Recently watched soul vore. It was...interesting. Imagine Youmu (spirit) getting eaten but the person eating it had to dig through Youmu's (human) chest to get to it. And then it viciously devoured the phantom.
FRUIT AND CHOCOLATE AND FOOD
Made it negative. Make computer screen negative. NORMAL WALLPAPER + CUSTOM COLOR SCHEME.
NOOOOOO MY INTERNETS IS PRO
Uh. Anthony Bourdain.
I can't even remember, I just recall I beat the shit out of one of them.
DO IT THEN. HAVE FUN MAKING THAT LEGAL.
NEETERY = MOAR XP
What. PADS YOU MEAN. Today, I can surprisingly type better than normal while on caffeine. FUCKING CAFFEINE, CAN'T SPELL YOU RIGHT
hahahah :3 that's silly XD 0_o oshit time rift :[ damn
WELL THEN YOU GUYS GIVE ME LEGIT STUFF. I'M RESCOUTED FOR THE 5TH OR SO TIME. AND SUBMITTED YUKARI.
WHAT THE HELL THAT'S FUCKED UP NONONONONONO DOES NOT COMPUTE.
Bittorrent? NO BITTORRENT SUCKS.
Meh, 60-ish years does something to a ice fairy loli.
But Sanae may be new waifu. Sanae is a good girl.
Or ZUN should make it an immense multi-year project that's a 3D Danmaku shooter. WITH ACTUAL 3D EFFECTS, MOTION CONTROL, AND ONLINE PLAY ACCOMPANIED BY THE ABILITY TO CREATE YOUR OWN BULLET SPITTING LOLI.
WHAT. Uhh. Find me examples of Hyper, Soul Vore, and Watersports.
Also, beat Imperishable Night on Extra Stage. HOW DOES THIS MAKE YOU FEEL?
Like all my friends have no lives.
^
so soul vore is like cannibalism sex or something like that?
No, it's with souls.
^
That's normal vore.
<a href="http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/8993/sample97e44113d42607603.jpg">http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/89 93/sample97e44113d42607603.jpg</a>
Okay, see the sperm-ghost? Imagine that but inside the girl (without causing a bulge) and someone taking a knife to her chest. The spirit would just float out and then the murderer would eat it. Pretty interesting.
HAWT VERY NICE
Also, just looked at your project.
Wholey
Fucking
Nipple
Christ.
That's amazing. I suck as an artist because I don't have the will power to work on anything for that long, and I get discouraged if I make one or two mistakes and I think it's going to be horrible, so I fuck off and play xbox for 6 hours.
I fail at life. I:
TRY. Don't give up.
GTFO of yer SecksBawks690, son. It makes you stoopid.
^ Dude, your on NG. You already fail at life because of that. We all do. -.-
*you're
And that's true.
now i get it
thanks albino :D
THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU SON
AlbinoTitan
^
NO ONE SHOULD USE MICS
MICS FUCKING SUCK
ZeroInsanity
ORLYeah, that is true.
Everybody sounds a year younger, you can't understand jack shit, and THE PREPUBESCENT LITTLE FAGGOTS WHO THINK THAT THEY'RE SOOOOOO FUCKING COOL IF THEY GET A SINGLE KILL FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-