Local crossdresser gets horny, screams at the void
Age 29, Female
Slut
The Flat-Chested Girls Academy
Line Ark
Joined on 4/1/09
Alright then. Just letting you know I will help if you want me to.
Also, found your Youtube. I wasn't searching for it. I JUST RECOGNIZED THE DAMN WRITING STYLE.
Viagra is some awesome stuff.
Side note: That enormous comment chain is still there on page 82 or something. JUST SAYING.
Ok, I'll let you know when I want it.
LOLOLOLOL NEW NAME AGAIN
SUGOI DESU NE~ [I think that's what she says.]
FUCK, I'm sorry.
HAY ZERO <you told me not to use ur irl name so...> wyed you disable pm? well anyway go check out mah userpage pic and icon, theyr both custom made... fuck yeah!
AWW SWEET
FUCK IT'S NOT BACK ONLINE GOD FUCKIGN NG
FUCK YOU
OH MY GODDDDD, NOOOOO
THERE'S A TOUHOU-BASED GAME ON THE XBOX MARKETPLACE WHERE YOU KILL YUKKURIS AND SAVE SANAE (easy mode), MARISA (normal mode), AND REIMU (hard mode). AT THE END OF EACH GAME YOU GET PORN OR SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW.
BUT THIS WILL RAPE THE FANBASE IF ANYONE FIGURES OUT IT'S TOUHOU.
WHAT THE FUCK
ALL MY MOTHERFUCKING HATE
<a href="http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2010/05/07/touhou-on-the-xbox-360-labyrinth-of-yukkuri/">http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2010/05 /07/touhou-on-the-xbox-360-labyrinth-
of-yukkuri/</a>
WHAT THE FUCK
It's not right. That's just wrong, man. They don't even look like the original Yukkuris.
I love Yukkuris, but...
That's not right, man.
It seems as iputzacapinyoass is an enemy of yours? On to the post with your repetitive schedule: I don't understand how people say that you need to cherish life. In your whole life you never really get the chance to live. You only work on a boring routine for your whole life. It sucks homo hard-
Nah, JAPSUKEH is not my opponent.
I've never really gotten to live. For me, I want to go somewhere, alone, get lost, and have an adventure that way.
And now you've gotten un-scouted. Again.
They really need to give the Art Portal system here a complete revamp.
FUCKING-
The game is a monstrosity. I played the trial.
Shit is not cash. And there's no porn at the end, confirmed by people who beat Hard mode in the actual game. SO THIS IS A COMPLETE FAILURE.
DAHAHAHAH I'M REALLY LAUGHING AT THE FACT THAT
- IT SUCKS
- YOU ACTUALLY LOOKED INTO IT FOR PRONS
Regarding your art.
JESUS
FUCKING
CHRIST
That's pro. Seriously. Pay yourself for this.
Hm, thanks.
People at school were like "HOLY SHIT YOU DID THAT BY YOURSELF".
Honestly, that does mean a lot coming from you. Thanks.
NOT ACTING ROMANTIC OR ANYTHING, but really, compliments and the fact that people like my art are really the only thing keeping me from sleeping with a knife in my bed.
Not that before what you guys said didn't mean anything.
But now, I'm trying to get out of a hole before the floor collapses again.
Yeah, well, the game had Sanae. What was I supposed to expect from that slut? NO PORN?
I hate when people ask artists if they did something by themselves. Just fucking say it's good...You should have said a drunken pedo did your coloring. That's what I've said before.
Is there a problem with sleeping with a knife in your bed? It's safety precautions. Sort of. YOU NEVER KNOW IF YOUR PARENTS WANT TO ASSASSINATE YOU IN YOUR SLEEP.
I'm sure these compliments mean more because you spent three weeks on this. Three fucking weeks shows how good you actually are. So don't look back at the two-day sketches and call yourself a shitty artist, goddamnit.
IT'S ON THE XBL MARKETPLACE. THERE IS NO PORN THERE.
I mean, really. NOO, NO I USED SOMEONE ELSE'S HAND.
YEAH KINDA
YOU DON'T SLEEP WITH AN UNSHEATHED KNIFE IN YOUR BED
AND I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED
I'll try not to look back at the two-day sketches and call myself a shitty artist.
Well, hey. It had Sex 3/3 and Mature Content 3/3. YOU NEVER KNOW.
Yukari's hand came out of a gap and drew the hair.
I SLEEP WITH TWO UNSHEATHED SWORDS AT THE FOOT OF MY BED, AND A DAGGER IS ON TOP OF SOME BOOKCASE THING ATTACHED TO THE BACK OF MY BED. BUT THAT'S JUST ME.
@Walfas thing
What the fuck did you have to do to get a shop in a mine?
YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS? IT'S TIME FOR ME TO IMAGEDUMP
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NOW TIME FOR SOME BAD-END STUFF
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YEAH ENJOY THAT UNGODLY AMOUNT OF IMAGES
FUKKEN SAVED
Some of them.
The Youmu joke, the Girl of few words/Riddle comic, PENIS, Tengu eggs, Satori Mind reading, "I'm the worst at bed", and RAEGREIMU telling people to STFU.
Any way i can try to help?
Nope.
[Injury] Here is my rendition of MY INJURY. <a href="http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/6048/fucki.jpg">http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/60 48/fucki.jpg</a> The tan indicates a bulge that a MOTHERFUCKING STAPLE CAUSED. The red holes are the entry/exit points. The silver? YEAH WELL, THE STAPLE WAS COVERED IN MOTHERFUCKING MERCURY. AND I STABBED MYSELF THROUGH THE THUMB WITH IT. SO FUCK YOUR SIMPLE INJURY.
If I post a comic, get used to reading from right to left. I have more images, but they all suck. And 90% of them are things you probably don't want to see.
BUT THEN THIS HAPPENED:
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Yeah I have literally nothing good left.
Horizontal cut across tip of right thumb. Essentially like that in the image.
HURTS WITH PRESSURE.
INTERFERES GREATLY WITH CELLO.
And why would a staple be covered in mercury?
HOW DID IT GET IN YOUR THUMB IN THE FIRST PLACE
LOL awesome imgdumps.
Loved the second to last one, with the yukkuri. FUKKEN CUTE GOD DAMN SON.
Statement proven by last image.
That's it? THE DRAWING? FUCK THAT CUT. One time I slashed my hand across the inside with a dagger. Couldn't play cello properly for two weeks. Another time I cut my index finger with a swiss army knife, had to play cello in half position because of this. Shit was so deep that it scarred my finger.
WANT TO KNOW WHY IT WAS COVERED IN MERCURY? Well, let's just say I got my hands on a sample of it. It clumps together and is very fun. So I was playing with it, writing down my own notes, and eventually I closed the binder I was using. Now, the binder had a paper with a loose staple in it. This paper starting sticking out. At this moment in time, the mercury was just rolling around like a motherfucking yukkuri, and heading for the edge of the table. I moved my arm quickly to catch it, and in the process of moving it, my thumb got fucking impaled by the staple. Still, I caught the mercury. AND IT FLOODED MY CUT. So then I had to figure out how to get the staple out. I had no way to grasp it. WELL, FUCK, I HAD TO DO SURGERY WITH A KNIFE, AND THEN POUR TURPENTINE AND A FEW OTHER CHEMICLES INTO THE CUT BECAUSE MOTHERFUCKING MERCURY.
This is a day in the life of Albino. You now realize how insane I am.
I'll make a mental note to get you more comics and cute yukkuri things. But I don't search for them, they have to get posted by other people. Also, WEIMU.
The goddamned cat was a sign that I had nothing else. So was Viking Cirno.
Hey, it bled for about 15+ minutes before it just stopped. Still bleeds a bit. It's about 4mm deep. This is about the worst injury I've obtained yet. I haven't ever even broken a bone. Also
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
DAGGERS
SWISS BLADES
MERCURY
STAPLES
SLAMMING BINDERS
DAMN SON
Man, that was too cute. Honestly. I just about cried about the fact that I don't have my own little squishy bean paste creature.
Was not impress by either. Most of the others were nice, though.
When I slashed my hand, it bled for 15 hours. The gauze wrap got soaked. But the worst injury I've obtained is a home-made firebomb rocket-thing attempt. It exploded and burned all the skin off my hands. Unimaginable pain.
I HAVE TWO SWORDS, A DAGGER, A SWISS ARMY KNIFE, A GLOCK, A GAS MASK, A HUNTING RIFLE, AND A BATTLEAXE. ALL THE MEDIEVAL WEAPONS WERE FORGED BY A FRIEND OF MINE.
I ENJOY FUCKING AROUND WITH CHEMICLES. IF I COULD, I WOULD SWITCH TO THINGS LIKE POLONIUM AND PALLADIUM.
I would perform tests on it when it pissed me off enough. Unless yukkuris are just the embodiment of cute and not THOSE SELFISH BASTARDS THEY SOMETIMES ARE DEPICTED AS.
Well, not everything can be perfect when I dump that many images. Also, Portal is as close as you will ever get to being Yukari. OH YEAH AND DOWNLOAD STEAM NOW, PORTAL IS FUCKING FREE ON IT AND IT WORKS ON MACS. Yeah, that's right, it's free. Until May 24th.
Lol you're silly.
WHOA SRS STUFF THAR
I HAVE BLUDGEONING OBJECTS AND 3 KNIVES IN IMMEDIATE ACCESS
AND A CAP REVOLVER FOR STICKING INTO PEOPLES EARS AND GETTING TRIGGER HAPPY
The Yukkureimus and Marisa Yukkuris are the most common and aren't very selfish as they're sometimes depicted as.
Now Alice-type, those are dangerous. Fukken rapists.
DOES WANT DAMN IT
IS GOING TO GET ON WEEKEND
You cut yourself with a jammed scissor? How did you do that? O.o
God thing about cuts is that you don't feel it that much if you cut yourself as if your skin gets blown of or severly damaged (like in Albino's smash case)... otherwise I'd already be dead
Lol they were jammed, so I decided to put a shitload of force into it and the handle blew off and the blade swung into my thumb at like 70239 mph before i could pull it away.
damn it, I meant "good" not "god" XD Damn those typos
lolk
ANYTHING??? ANYTHINNG? HMMMMMM?
Nope, not really anything.
Not dead yet. I'll try to wait until I'm 30.
Fukkin' stealing my lifespan.
Heheheh. At least you'll die happy.
I'm going to die cold, alone, and miserable.
that's it
no more grown up scissors for you young lady
also 'mawkish' is a good word too
BUT I WANT TO BE A PIRATE
Interesting.
AlbinoTitan
Well. I'm sure you want to deal with this alone and won't accept any help. But really, all of this over a goddamn instrument?
Will wait for the Yukari art.
Also, the video was only funny at the Enola Gay part for me. I don't know why.
ZeroInsanity
Yep. Actually. Now, anyway.
Mmkay.
I liked that and the Viagra part.