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ZeroInsanity
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Zi @ZeroInsanity

Age 28, Female

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The Flat-Chested Girls Academy

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Okizzay, I'll accept my position as armory attendant >:3 I'll start researching and developing some weapons as soon as I can.
Also, I've got an old Forum online with almost all my previously developed weapons posted in. (only bad thing is that it is a forum... It's not very handy to use forums for that kind of purpose...)
Linky:
<a href="http://dvf-arms.omgforum.net/forum.htm">http://dvf-arms.omgforum.net/forum.ht m</a>
I asure everyone that it is free of anything bad like trojans, adware, malware, etc.! I'm the admin there and it's completely free to use. But I still have to make everything public... at the moment guests can only view about 10% of it! XD
Yeah, there are "prices" there, but everyone in our crew has full and free access to everything suitable >:3
I'll make the contents public if I've got enough time (pretty much code-work to edit -.-)

Spiffy.

Wyvvern Approved for Repairman.

Sonic98 operates the Cargo Hold. It's a simple job he can't fuck up.

@SuparEFG

We also have a shuttle. You can get Sanchez to mod it with weapons and then land on planets with it.

S98 is navigator.

Yeah. That'll work.

Sure can do! Piece of cake! >:D

Give it, like, Missile Barrage thingies.

Awesomeface.jpg

Ok.

Suika as fuck puppet and alcohol dispenser.

I'm okay with this.

Yukari is Strategist.
Marisa will be given space suit and superenhanced Mini-Hakkero to MASTERSPARKBITCHES ships and Batarians. In THE FUCKIN FACE.
Alice and her dolls are Frontlines.
Reimu does HAX SIGN: I FUCKIN WIN in times of trouble. Otherwise, works as assistant cook/medic.
Utsuho is also given suit and will SPACENUKE ships/Batarians.
Cirno... COPILOT
Sakuya works as maid/spah.
Flandre is totally portable WMD.

>Put Flandre into an Escape Pod.
>Launch it at the enemy ships.
>Wait 1 minute.
>Oh hey Flandre nice work getting back here already.

And Cirno as Co-Pilot...You best be jokin'.

HELL YEAH

Come on. At least she's literate, unlike Mystia KFC.
And EFG'll love it.

"HEY LOOK A STAR"

And that's when we all died due to Cirno.

Also we're running out of space on the ship. There's only so many beds.

Cirno wouldn't do that. She'd melt. And SEFG isn't as retarded as Cirno.
Cirno is thar as a radar and srs backup pilot if SEFG is fapping, shot, or disease ridden with Space AIDS.

WHO FUCKING SAYS
I'LL MAKE SPACE FOR MORE BEDS
THIS IS A WARSHIP
AND BESIDES YUKARI COULD PROBABLY JUST GAP PEOPLE TO THEIR HOMES, THEN RETURN THEM FOR WORK

CO-PILOTS GOOD.

Going to the moon, brb.

FUCK YEAHHHH

Waitaminute. Which moon, exactly?

She's stupid, she'll forget she is an ice fairy. And Space AIDS is Scale Itch.

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO ASK ME WHAT I'D DO

I'd say we have two to each bed. Or three.

Well, we'll give her some Batarian babies in a box (ohoho, alliteration) to freeze/thaw/shatter.
Then she can pilot whatever when SEFG's out of commission.
Or (6) could totally mutate her brain. (ololol (6)(9))

And that works.
Except I will sleep alone in the East Observational Deck, and watch the stars...
And you can sleep with Suika and not have the guilt of being a pedo since she's 500+ years older.

There's no bed there.

I blew it out the airlock. Also I have the biggest bed.

I know there's no bed there. I planned on sleeping on the windowsill like a cat.

Guilt? Of being a pedo?

You forgot who I am. I have no shame.

Also, Cirno cannot be occupied by sitting in a fixed leather chair all day, looking into space. She's got ADD++++++++ or something. Even a box of batarian babies won't help. I tried making alliteration, but failed. So I suggest we give her a toy bus and an Asari child.

So you'd rape a 14 year old girl so much that she's unconciously drowning in semen, covered in it, and has lacerations and bruises all over because she tried running away and fighting back, and she's sitting in a puddle of both jizz and blood: AND HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO SHAME ABOUT THE FACT THAT IT'S ME?

THERE ARE NO BUSES IN GENSOKYO SO SHE'LL HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT TO DO WITH IT BESIDES CHOKE ON IT
And an Asari child will just keep her confused with riddles.
Cirno will then 'crush tiny smart thing with iceberg.'

yayyyy
thanks Lead operative Zero
:D

cool
then i guess i better start making lunches for the trip
who's up for some sushi
:3

IT'S LEAD OPERATIVE ZERO MOTHERFUCKING INSANITY
GET IT FUCKING RIGHT OR I'M GONNA FUCKING HAVE YOU FUCKING AIRLOCK'D.

Oh, me!

I sell information. But I always get my orders mixed up and end up selling the death star plans to the confederate south, and than info on a zombie virus to the warriors of virtue and everything I know about spiders was sent to Morgrave University in the port city of Sharn.

Now you may be asking why I'm telling you this, if you are... than I think I sent out the wrong information to the wrong person again.

Soo...
DELIVERY BOY IT IS

Oh yeah, If you have a injury that is even a small puncture, I'm fucking amputating that shit.

Just slap some bandages and weed on it. It'll be fine.

But I call Nuker/Poker Dealer.

Uhh. Poker Dealer only. Utsuho's Nuker.

You make it sound like I would hit you in the first place. If I had to hit you it wouldn't draw blood, at least. Also I never implied it would have to be rape. Still, I'd have no shame about it.

I KNOW RIGHT THAT'S WHY I PICKED TOY BUS. Also the child would be stolen from it's parents as a baby so Cirno could train it the way she wants.

Ok, you rapist pedo.

It'd be a retarded, temperamental, and overly powered Asari dumbass who would end up dying by blowing her own arm off.

Disregard that, I'll be Fontline Destroyer/Poker Dealer/Hat Handler/Medical Offical.

So, Soldier Captain/Doorman/Medic.

OMG SUSHI! I WANT SUM PLZ! XD
oh yeah, forgot to say: You guys and ZI can just simply call me Davis or Shin. It's way easier than "sanchez150894" :3

Now business: I think I can start researches and developments tomorrow... it's about midnight now over here and I just came back from jobbing as the security team leader for our stands at the CeBIT exhibition (it ended today T.T)... god I'm tired!
Damn Turkish Thefts... first they act like possible buyers of your goods, then they'll suddenly start grabbing your goods and try to flee afterwards -.-'

Ok.

GUN THE FUCKERS DOWN

The fuck is with you people and eating weeaboo crap?

I generally hate everything Japanese.

Actually, I just like raw fish. It has a natural flavor that I happen to love.
No spice bullshit, just natural fish. Very nice.
FUKKEN EEL FUKKEN RAWKS

Also, I personally believe that my storylines are not total bullshit unlike some anims (OH COUGH COUGH NARUTO COUGH COUGH HACK)
Lol, I keep drinking Pepsi products and swallowing them wrong. It goes down my windpipe, and then I keep coughing up blood and Pepsi/MTNDEW.

Rapist is only if I sex. But all I do is tie lolis to radiators...for now.

Good for the Asari. She can learn until she becomes a teenager at 100 human years. Then I demand she sacrifices herself to the vacuum of space.

Raw fish? The fuck? EEL? Bitch, please. Lobster is where it's at, if fish is anywhere. And I possibly over spice things. But not shitty salt and pepper or something.

Yeah, well, you're not Japanese. And if you wish you were for a second I'm going to ragequit life. What the fuck does that Pepsi thing have to do with anything? I don't even drink soda or energy drinks. Just alcomahal. You can't cough up blood with alcomahal.

<insert bad joke about you coughing up semen as well>

ORLY

She can get eated by Vorcha.

HEY I LIKE IT IT'S UNIQUE HELL I'D EAT RAW BEEF SINCE IT LOOKS APPETIZING TI ME SINCE I'M FUCKED UP

I don't wish I was Japanese. Nor am I a wapanese faggot bsmnt dwlr. I just like Touhou/Various non-bullshit anime (Gunslinger Girl, Black Lagoon, Higurashi).
I kept swallowing the drink wrong. I'd breathe in while drinking, then it'd go down my windpipe, and I'd start coughing like I have AIDS and emphysema. Did it twice since I'm an airhead.

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