eel's nice. Especially roasted eel ^^
They've got over 9000 different eel and fish cans only in Taiwan! What would be the number for Japan??? O_O'
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Uh... I meant "different sorts of eel or fish in cans" XD
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wait... eels are fishes too... epic fail -.-'
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That pomelo's sweet :3
BEST FRUIT EVAR
I <3 Yukkuris. They'd be a very nice pet.
I'm gonna be depressed when it gets eaten.
Then I'll just wait until a new pommelo is purchased, and do another face to it.
I'm afraid of this fruit.
But now you have to fear the fact that I know you have a camera now.
Damn, we need a Volus to pay our taxes. Space Jews can handle that shit. I would since I'm the adult, but I hate the look of taxes.
You wish you were fucked up like me. Igott knows of my ability to corrupt any pure scene within 30 seconds. He gave me a forest clearing, the birth of a new baby, and two hobos striking gold and promising to turn their lives around. Ruined them all elaborately. Whatever, I'm just a sick fuck.
Yeah sure. I'd delete Japan before Africa, mind you. So if I get a WMD of some form, Japan is what's getting DEEP-SIXED.
So you decided to tell me that you were swallowing the Pepsi wrong twice because you're stupid. I'm...honored?
Also (hey look it's the only time I said this for once), if I find you in the ship's food storage with markers FUCKING UP ALL THE FRUIT (WHICH WILL CONTAIN NO POMMELOS BECAUSE I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS) WE'RE AIRLOCKING ALL THE UNPURE FOOD AND YOUR POSSESSIONS. Including clothes.
Currently, the Yukkuri pommelo is pressed against my cheek. I'm emotionally attached somehow.
No I don't.
NO WE WILL NOT GET A FUCKIN VOLUS UNLESS HE DOESN'T BREATHE EVERY FUCKING TWO SECONDS
I'm fucked up since I draw on fruit.
Does not care. Those slanty-eyed bastards can die; only exceptions are Japsuki and Rie Tanaka. Since she has an epic voice.
Yep.
I thought it's like a grapefruit type thing. Never eaten it before. Smells nice though.
I'll have no need to draw on fruit if I can get a real Yukkuri. But until then, I DRAWING ON FRUIT AND IF YOU TRY TO AIRLOCK THE FRUIT I DRAW ON (which I will take back to my room) I WILL AIRLOCK YOUR SEXBAWKS AND INTERNETS.
AND BAN 34 OF ANYTHING AND 4CHAN AND PROXIES
Pics or it didn't happen.
The fucking Volus is necessary because I hate filling out taxes. We'll lock him in a room or something.
You're fucked up if you insert the fruit into your vagina or stab it with a knife murderously.
How the fuck will you get a Yukkuri? Decapitate everything you see and hope the head comes back to life? Maybe I'll have a technician use a blowtorch to detach your entire room from the ship. Which would kill all of us. BUT THIS HERESY WOULD BE GONE TOO.
Fucking touch the Sexbawks or the Intranets and people will die. I don't need 34 or 4chan or proxies though.
It's been in my room ever since this morning. And the longest I've gone without touching it was like five minutes.
We give him a modified suit so he doesn't ever need to breathe EVER. And he must have a badass voice.
<-<
>->
Well...
If I'm fucking hiring Yukari Yakumo, I'll convince her to get me a Yukkuri.
Vorchas first.
^
Almost every section-thingy has fuck in the first sentence.
Wow.
Ololol
Albino disapproves -15.
We don't need a Spacejew walking around, stealing our wallets. He's staying in the locked room so we don't have to spend any money on him.
Oh you best be jokin', unless you stabbed it. Sexual attraction to fruit is worse than pedophilia. If it touched your underwear at all I'm disapproving -500. Which is negative 385 now.
What the fuck would a Yukkuri do all day? Float around and be creepy until a Vorcha eats it or Batarians decide to play Spaceball?
Lolitas first. And that's by age, not looks. Not even Vorcha have -385 with me.
Ok.
True.
I tried to stab it. It ended up being a mild mark that didn't puncture the skin due to lasy moment regret. I did stab it, though.
It'd be cybernetically enhanced to be intelligent. Then I'd stick it in a WH40K Juggernaut to rape peoples in the face. And afterward, I would play with it for doing a good job.
Ok. Midnight first.
S- W-WHA-WHAT THE FUCK?!
This is what I do on weekends.
TL;DR I don't like the fruit thing and you're getting more weeaboo-ish.
And that worries me.
Also, DON'T MIND ME I'M JUST HITTING YOU WITH A TRAIN.
Fine, whatever.
MAYBE I SHOULD JUST CANCEL THE WHOLE CREW THING BY HAVING YUKARI GAP THE WHOLE FUCKING SHIP AND CREW INTO A FUCKING SUN.
BECAUSE YOU DISLIKE ECCENTRICITY.
I MEAN FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
JUST BECAUSE I HAVE AN ODD AFFINITY FOR WEIRD-ASS JAPANESE BULLSHIT LIKE TOUHOU DOESN'T MEAN I'M A WEABOO FAGGOT.
I DON'T COLLECT ANYTHING. I DRAW SHIT. BECAUSE I LIKE UNIQUE THINGS.
HIGURASHI: FIRST EXAMPLE OF BRUTAL MURDER AND PSYCHOLOGICALLY IMPAIRED LOLIS MIXED I'VE EVER SEEN.
GSG: FIRST EXAMPLE OF LOLIS WITH GUNS THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME.
GURREN LAGANN: FIRST TIME I SAW OVER-THE-TOP EPICNESS.
TOUHOU: FIRST TIME I SAW SOMETHING THAT HAD EVERYTHING I LIKE:
- LASERS
- A TOP DOWN DANMAKU SHOOTER
- CUTE PERFECT GIRLS AND WOMEN IN FLAMBOYANT CLOTHING
- TOTALLY ORIGINAL
- HUGE CAST OF DIVERSE CHARACTERS THAT ARE NOT LIKE EACH OTHER IN ANY MANNER WHATSOEVER BESIDES HAIR/EYE COLOR
- AWESOME MUSIC
- A GAME SO DIFFICULT THAT YOU MUST BE DRUNK/HIGH/HYPER/HAVE OCD IN ORDER TO COMPLETE
YEAH, I LIKE ALL OF THAT. SO FUCKING WHAT. IF YOU THINK I'M GOING TO STOP LIKING JAPANESE BULLSHIT JUST BECAUSE IT MAKES ME LOOK LIKE A WEEABOO FAGGOT, THEN YOU CAN GO RAPE YOURSELF IN THE HEAD WITH A CROWBAR MULTIPLE TIMES, BECAUSE THAT'S NOT CHANGING ANYTHING.
Yeah I'm smelling weaboo here.
Terribly sorry. You may want to shower away the smell of pocky.
DOES NOT EAT POCKY
Block J-List on your computer.
No more buying pocky.
Honestly. The last time I ever legitimately had Pocky was like, 5 years ago.
Implying the ship is real and Yukari is real.
I never said I dislike eccentricity, because then I'd dislike myself. But you have an obsession with being unique or something. I'm naturally like this. Free will is required to fuck up a pommelo.
I didn't say liking a Japanese thing or Touhou was bad. I said the fucking fruit is going too far, but no one should give a damn about my opinion because I'm a drunk troll. This point will be expressed many times.
Didn't say you collect things. Don't have a problem with your drawings. This is a pommelo with an animu face. Also, there's your obsession with being unique again god damn.
I don't fucking care about your damn animus. This thing is not animu. It's real. REAL. AS IN LIKE COSPLAYING. COSPLAYING DAMN YOU.
Congrats on liking Touhou then? I don't understand this part.
I'll work backwards on this part. Rape myself in the head with a crowbar? God damn this is from the days where you hung out with whitewolf.
I just said don't turn weeaboo, not that you are right now. The first step is always bringing the animu into real life. Next thing you know you'll be pondering if you should buy a Yukari cosplay outfit.
I'm probably gonna get told to stop being involved 0.0000001% in your life and "WHY DO YOU CARE BAWWWW" so whatever.
It is in my little world. And there's nothing that disproves Gensokyo's existence. Maybe ZUN is seriously the drinking buddy of Yukari. Maybe there is a Hakurei Border. Nothing can prove it right now either, but I don't doubt anything fictional isn't legitimate SOMEWHERE, whether that's within a separate universe, time period, or dimension.
Fine. I was bored. I had no other idea what to do, so I impulsively drew a Yukkuri face on a fucking fruit.
Ok.
Whatever.
I DON'T FUCKING COSPLAY SINCE I'M NOT A FAGGOT.
COSPLAY IS FUCKING WEIRD. SRSLY. REALLY CREEPY IF YOU GO AROUND DRESSED LIKE A FICTIONAL CHARACTER. EVEN WORSE IF YOU ACT OR TALK LIKE THEM.
I don't even know.
OLOLOLOL I don't know either. It's my IRL way of saying "Just drop the subject".
I don't even know if they sell those, and I don't trust places that sell that stuff. And once again, this is not typical of me to draw faces on fruit. It was a spur of the moment thing (which ended up in my parents saying they refuse to eat the poor thing).
Not now, since I first figured you were going "FUCKING WEEABOO GODDAMMIT FUCK OFF UNTIL YOU STOP BEING A WEEABOO FAGGOT".
But since it's more of a "Careful, now. Hitting a limit here.", I'm fine.
There's nothing that disproves...stuff in my fictional world. Yet if I tried any of that crap people would end up dead and I'd lose my grip on reality even more.
From videos I've seen on /v/, I'm creeped out by cosplayers. The females are all fat or extremely quiet and the males are almost always gay and act like rapists. Why anyone would play $500 to look like a freak is fucking beyond me.
Just fucking say drop the subject then. Learn that I'm not offended by anything god damn.
Fine. You said it was going to become a daily thing. Or I assumed. Doing this every day would scare people.
I'm to the point. If I thought you were being a fucking weeaboo faggot I would say so.
There.
I have a signifigant grip on reality. I just refuse to follow that 100% of the time.
Reason why I DON'T SPEND $4000 PER MONTH ON COSPLAY BULLSHIT.
It's what I do. I yell at people, and get all pissed on purpose.
No, this is a first time thing. Drawing a face on a fruit. Probably only going to do it if it's for a project, for a friend, or I'm an artist by trade.
Ok. It's also because I though what Wartooth said was your comment, and then 10 minutes later after responding, I realized it wasn't you.
Whoops. This is why I'm an airhead dumbass who will be dead by the time she's 30.
For serious.
Ok... Well im gonna go kill pplz now. ;D
Awesome.
The most amazing thing about reality is the creatures at the bottom of the fucking ocean. So I hate it.
WHAT DO YOU SPEND $4000 PER MONTH ON?
Okay good. If you decided to deface every fruit you buy and then touch it every 2 minutes, I'd be...I dunno. Feelings.
I'm not Wartooth. Wartooth types like Wartooth so Wartooth is Wartooth.
Hide in my basement or something. Though with my luck a portal to Hell will open up. BUT WHAT IF IT'S A PORTAL TO GENSOKYO?
True. Them little bastards are the shit. But we can't have them as pets becauae they don't let us. Also, reality is really gay.
NOTHING THAT'S WHY I oh fuck it.
No, just this one. Since I feel like it.
Ok. Just jacked up reading who made the comments.
Well, I'm going first either way. I'll either go to another heaven or where I'm bound for.
Random:
My cousin asked me to make him chocolate milk. So I took a sippy cup, overflowed it with milk, placed a piece of a chocolate bar in, then dumped the whole thing on the floor and told him to clean it all up.
THAT'LL TEACH HIM TO ASK ME FOR STUFF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ololol. That's how you make fucking chocolate milk.
^ EPIC LULZ IS EPIC
Also, I'M GONE FOR A DAY AND SHIT HAPPENS
IKNORITE
Srs.
i can make that into a delicious meal
Suuure.
SuparEFG
Earths moon? I stole the lunar lander.
Also, I watched an episode of The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzukiya today. WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN KNOW
ZeroInsanity
If you went to Earth's moon, the Lunarian Rabbits would've shot you down by now.
Haruhi's pretty neat, but it tries too hard to be 'engaging' or 'complex'. It just ends up confusing the fuck out of you, ESPECIALLY since they did it out of chronological order.