Also, being a spah, Espionage Operative Wartooth118 gets to watch you while you pee, sleep, and any other alone times.
Local crossdresser gets horny, screams at the void
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Not my jurisdiction or yours to decide that.
Edit the use of "I will" etc with Albino on the schedule.
Also last rule results in AI revolt. "Really, Shepard?"
Right.
Zero13 would be laughing.
If I gave her a Voice Module, I'd say she'd sound like LoZ's Navi. But less annoying.
Well, I guess this is my sudden comeback to your userpage >:3
So how have ya' all been? I see you've established some kinda' crew here...
Any job still available? I could be your weapons specialist (I know pretty much everything about real weapons, but I don't own borderlands nor Mass Effect 2. BUT I do own mass effect 1!), your specialist and mechanic for Mobiles Suits/ Giant Mechas/ Gundams, or your sniper/ gunner :3
Woah... only away for less than a month and you've already established a crew... impressive XD
Armory attendant it is.
oh, just read the other comments... I speak 5 languages (German, French, English, Chinese, Latin) and bits of 3 other ones (Russian, Polish, Spanish)
Unfortunately no alien languages XD
one question: why cardboard boxes with crayon-written "GUNDAM" on it? XD I could build you some real ones :3
Possibly Troop Leader also?
Do you think I want you making badass Mobile Suits for Batarians to just slam it into the enemy ship's hull and explode? And Vorcha would be worse, they'd shit in it and eat the wiring.
Sanchez could be Armory Attendent. He could clone weapons and then test them.
Sanchez should also learn that human languages don't matter. 90% of the universe speaks English. The WORST thing is when some Batarian joins your game and starts speaking his own language, WITHOUT AUTO TRANSLATION ON.
True, but still. What if we find Mexicans or Neo-Nazis or Frenchies or Chinese Pirates?
And yes, he's totally Armory Attendant.
Let the guns talk? (hurr durr c wut i did thar)
NOOOOOO I DIDN'T
I'm raging like a motherfucker so hard right now you would not even believe it god damn.
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ry6EmECddvA">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ry6EmE CddvA</a>
HOLY GOD MY EARS THEY ARE BLEEDING
If voice was better, t'would be pretty awesome.
Yuyuko is heavy.
Reimu is Medic.
Flandre's maid is Spah.
Yes.
Utsuho is the Soldier.
The only other thing I know is that there is no Flandre.
Yes.
Patchouli is Sniper and Eirin is in there.
Then the thread that I'm getting this all from got purged.
FULL LIST NOW:
Soldiers: Yuka, Reimu, Utsuho.
Demo: Suika.
Spahs: Some person from UFO and Sakuya.
Sniper: Patchy.
Heavy: Yuyuko.
Scout: Aya.
Medic: Eirin.
Engineer: Nitori.
Video.
WHAT THE-
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
Arm the airlock.
Actually, I fucking love that. Crack for the eyes.
To be safe let's shoot it out the airlock then loop around and blast it to death with our guns.
Naaah.
Triple post due to self diagnosed paranoia and OCD.
We fucking need to replace half our grunts with Space Marines. This Dragon Lady is the first of many heretics that we will face.
HERESY IS NOT TOLERATED.
Meiling's a dragon. And Meiling rocks.
Though, she technically is a commie.
But she works for vampire lolis. And works with a badass maid.
I'm hiring all Touhou characters I like to our crew. You could have Suika as some kind of First Mate, Alchohok Dispenser, and fuck puppet.
Also, yes. Bolter Rifles and Juggernauts with chainguns. And Drop Pods. Fuck yeahhhhh.
WELL I'M JUMPING ON THTAT FUCKING BANDWAGON
AND I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU PUT DOWN.
DO ANYTHING
OK YOURE CO PILOT
BUT YOU DONT PILOT ANYTHING
NAVIGATOR
Repairman I called it.
Ok.
Can I have my own personal 1 seater fighter ship equiped with around 12 lasers? I will need it for researching... How people react to being shot at with lasers. And so I can blow shit up.
Aight, brah.
okay i didn't say spongbob pajamas
i said spongebob shirt
and what's a dress shoe? i wear retro sneakers
and not chef hats (whatever it is)
and the apron is a-okay
FINE I'LL CHANGE IT GOD
ah yes
and how about the occassional laser tag excercise once a month?
we need excercise
come to think of it
i'm only one who's gonna get fat on that ship
ah shit
We're gonna kill Vorcha and Batarians on Omega. Same thing. But with more blood.
Spah is rogue agent.
Spah makes own rules.
Spah will dissappear, only to reappear in your bedroom while you are 'bating.
I was going to manufacture a ultrasonic visor to prevent that.
5lip5tr3am3r
You might need a diplomat type guy who can speak all the languages and knows all the cultural taboos...
ZeroInsanity
True.