Which one do i be if i want to shoot stuff?
Local crossdresser gets horny, screams at the void
Zi
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Gunner or Boarding Party Leader.
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Nameless grunt or Gunner.
Gunner gets some badass Thaxis laser cannons.
Yeah, gunner.
Quote-Rorschach's(Spelling?) journal entry in the watchmen movie.
No bonus pts.
Fuck.
U MAD LOL
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I haven't been on the Xbox in two days.
U MAD? No, Tom's mad.
Ololol.
Tom just rants about fucking mad moxxi and all the sex references in the new Borderlands expansion.
Waiting for the new one. The HUGE one.
>Mad Moxxy.
>Rule 34'd more than Lilith.
>wtfman.jpg
What sex references? I can't be fucked to deal with Anderson, Joey, and Tom right now to find out. Why are we talking about this on this profile? BUILD MY CREW, WYVVERN. HELP IT.
He can be....
I guess he should be Jack.
Get 51430. He must be our Mordin.
I'M THE PILOT OF THE NG SHIP
YEAHHH LETS GO LAND ON THE SUN
FUCKYEAHHHHHH
BY THE WAY:
This ship is now called the Thirteen Ascents.
SuparEFG is good enough to be our Joker.
HOW WELL CAN YOU LIMP?
Yeah. Alone in the front. ZeroThirteen (AI Construct) will accompany him.
Mass Effect 2 looks good. I'm currently thinking about getting it, and I hope Fox News doesn't make any bullshit propaganda report like what happened for the first Mass Effect.
You should get it.
Also, get on moar.
oh oh oh
i know i know
you guys need someone to cook for you, right?
soooo
can i be in charge of the culinary shit and stuff?
OH SHIT THAT'S RIGHT YOU CAN MAKE MUFFINS
Yay, i get kill things and not go to jail for it! Woo hoo! :P
Here, just take this assault rifle and do your thing.
Who can I be?
No fucking idea. Nameless Grunt #3.
Dude, I wanna be on the ship.
I'm thinking some sort of spy.
I could totally be a spy.
Kill the mohawk, and you're good.
I don't fucking know you Can-o-wrms so actually tell me your skills or what you want to be god damn.
Also Wartooth, you're Espionage Operative.
Cool with me.
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Delete this.
NOWWWWWWWW.
FUKKEN BALEETED
CREW OF THE "THIRTEEN ASCENTS"
WHY IS IT NAMED THAT
Commander: Me in my glory
Lead Operative: ZeroInsanity
Yeoman:
Cook: Xellon
Cargo Hold Operator:
Armory Attendent:
Medical Official:
Repairman:
Pilot: SuparEFG
Engineer:
Gunner: Rabid-Monkey101
Espionage Operative: Wartooth118
Midnight would do well as Yeoman.
Armory Attendant: Questionable.
Igott should be Med Official. He'd give us "medical marijuana".
Still dunno for Repairman. Seems like a job for nameless grunts.
51430 is Engineer/Mordin.
Also, apologies for being offline. Quitted iPod for Lent to be a Christfag, and my fukken Macbook Pro's fukken graphics card went boomies. No moar display = no moar shizzle until it gets fixed. Which isn't that hard.
Lemme get mah ski mask and snazzy suit ready.
MENTLEGENTLEMENTLEGENTLEMENTLEMEN .
Illusivemen = Gentlemen.
They both smoke like crazy.
I know, Illusive Man/Martin Sheen should die from cancer.
AlbinoTitan
Fine add Gunner.
Also, xellon, Engineer is as close as you'll get to that.
ZeroInsanity
Just have him be nameless grunt #1.