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TOO BAD THE S.S.D. NORMANDY SR-2 FUCKED YOUR NUKE UP
Local crossdresser gets horny, screams at the void
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Ololol.
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING ON THIS POST
FUCK YOU I'M A DRAGON
What no Heavy Rain?
Looks cool, but It's kinda an iffy concept.
And does not has Penis3.
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SUMMARY OF THE FAGGOTRY THAT IS HEAVY RAIN:
Press X to JAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOONNNNNNNNN
Everyone can die and you still win the game. HO SHIT IT'S LIKE HIGURASHI
HOW IS FFXIII
IT'S NOT OUT YET DAMMIT
YOU'RE NOT GETTING OUT OF THIS THAT EASILY
USO DA
I got bored so I made a Race chart of the Mass Effect universe.
God tier: Volus, Quarians, and Krogans.
High tier: Hanar and Elcor.
Mid tier: Turians and Salarians.
Low tier: Drell, Asari.
Shit tier: Humans, Protheans, Batarians, and Vorcha.
Change this if you disagree.
Gods: Volus and Quarians because they have wonderful suits and quirky characters. Krogan because they have 4 balls and the proper testosterone.
Highs: Hanar and Elcor because of their rockin' speech formats. And Hanar are tentacle rapists. Elcor walk like gorillas and can smoke somehow. MAGIC.
Mids: Turians are all C-Sec except for Garrus. NOT GOOD ENOUGH. 99% of the Turians have the personality of solid-colored walls. Salarians too. Mordin and Garrus probably saved both from dropping on my terms. Also the Turian who says, "Because you don't have a grenade launcher, lady."
Lows: Drell because there's fucking two of them. Thane kept encroaching on my Kelly-territory and then tried being an Edward Cullen. Though Kolyat was pretty badass. I wish you could tell Thane to fuck off like with SPOILERS Samara /SPOILERS and Morinth, then take Kolyat. The only Asari I like are Samara, one of them that comes back from an imported save, and the Matriarch on Illium. I hate most Asari because they're stupid whores who want inside Shepard's pants, most look identical, and they'll fuck Batarians just so they aren't pureblood parents. BATARIANS. FUCKING BATARIANS.
Shit tier: Protheans are emos, Humans have the personalities of brick walls, and Batarians are filthy and ugly motherfuckers that no one likes. Vorcha are pretty much the same as Batarians but retarded too.
Damn, I was really bored. Discuss I guess.
Hey, Turians are cool. I'd say high tier. But tey're not as cool as Quarians, since Quarians are 99% Russian.
Vorcha and Batarians aren't even on Shit Tier. They're like... Fucktarded Tier. But there is so much satisfaction putting a Widow round through their fucking faces.
I'm gunna steal putzcapsinyourass's post.
THE QUOTES ARE FROM WATCHMEN
LULZ I WIN AGAIN
No, since the answer is there already.
Also, Japsuki there is a fag.
OLOLOLOL I HAS IRL FRIENDS HERE
Protip: Shepard is 28.
I calculated it because I know things after reading EVERY CODEX IN BOTH GAMES.
(S)He has L3 implants. They were after the First Contact War. This makes him 26 in Mass Effect 1. Two years pass, when he is revived he is 28.
AMICOOLYET?
Ok.
DISREGARD THAT
THE SHIT NOBODY CARES ABOUT HAPPENED DELAYING L3's.
Okay 29 in Mass Effect and 31 in Mass Effect 2.
I fukken swear, Shepard looks more like 18-25.
i'm confused
i thought you were the commander
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oh well
ultra-mega-turbo-awesome-donut powered-hyper-mega(again)-blaster cannons are super-mega charged and ready to go capt'n
err
chief
commander
something
snuggie
i gotta remember that
FUCK YEAH RIP EM APART
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Lead Operative ZeroInsanity.
Ok.
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lead operative
:D
cooool
now what does that makes me commander?
Lol i dunno
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No. You're...
I don't like you. You're not allowed on the ship. You can radio in on Tuesdays and Thursdays to check up on the Lead Operative.
He can stay in the Engineering deck. Or he can be Yeoman on the CIC Deck.
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Xellon is our Jack.
GET IN YOUR HIDEY-HOLE RIGHT NOW.
Actually, I'm not comfortable with NewJack being so close to NewTali. Never was.
Loldunno. However, the Observational Deck is quite pleasing to view through.
CREWTIME
Commander: Me in my glory.
Lead Operative: ZeroInsanity.
Yeoman:
Cook:
Cargo Hold Operator:
Armory Attendent:
Medical Official:
Repairman:
Pilot:
Engineer(s):
I am deciding to ditch Xellon being NewJack. NOW WE DO THIS.
Also, nameless grunts control the jobs like tapping orange computers that do nothing.
Then let's have Xellon be nameless grunt #1.
the fuck.
I go away for a couple days, and you have 40 comments?
DAMN.
Lololol.
Also, albino forgot Gunner as a position.
JEEZE. If this is gonna be an awesome NG warship, we gotta have a gunner.
True.
aw maaaannn
but i wanted to be part of the team
err
how bout the guy who turns the steamy pipe on and off?
with a bit of effort, i could do that
Sure?
Rabid-Monkey101
Can i be the nuker? Too bad i already nuked your house. :P
ZeroInsanity
Which one?