I was never going to smoke or do any form of drugs. That shit is messed up.
Alcohol just requires liver transplants. You'll give me yours after I go batshit insane and kill everyone else, right?
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I was never going to smoke or do any form of drugs. That shit is messed up.
Alcohol just requires liver transplants. You'll give me yours after I go batshit insane and kill everyone else, right?
I would. If I'm not little missile'd giblets by then.
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCMHmDnfD6I">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCMHmD nfD6I</a>
Is that so~?
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GET THE FUCK OUT.
STOP RUINING THE FEW GOOD MUSICS YOU KNOW.
Agreed.
fuck you
Is that so~?
Also, obvious alt is obvious.
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Why are you hanging around here showing Jewtube videos?
Let me guess. Age/Gender: 15, Female.
Faggots always see that and get attracted here, I tell you whut. Also, it's obvious that you're an alt.
Yep, that's what I figured.
EEEW THEY'RE PEDOPHILES
To be entirely honest, the song did not impress me.
Eh, people have different tastes in music.
I'm pretty sure igott wouldn'd like it either, so you're not alone.
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhdPDI9OeY8">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhdPDI 9OeY8</a>
Is that so~?
Also, I haven't been watching ANY of these.
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He ruined the Beatles.
Just ban them all.
Hmm.
Well, it's still fun how he gets pissed off about Rumia's quote.
I'll wait.
Also, I just noticed my school has uniforms that originally come with skirts.
WHY DOES EVERY GIRL HAVE PANTS THEN?
Oh god this is how bored I am. And I can't get drunk because I have to sit down and work.
Work, man.
You can do it! BEER IS A REWARD!
FINE I WILL
I WILL MAKE SOMETHING OF MY LIFE THEN COMPLETELY DESTROY IT
AT LEAST YOU MADE SOMETHING OUT OF YOUR LIFE
What is Fiorenze Lombardi.
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HOMEWORK SUCKS.
My name again, silly.
Iknoriet?
WHAT THE FUCK
NEWGROUNDER, THAT SONIC FAG'S FRIEND, DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THE WORD SADDENS IS.
HE IS NOT 20.
Sigh.
Why do I remember Alice something?
Whatever. Never heard the name Fiorenze, but that's becuase in my land every name is Mike, Joe, John, Jared, Josh, Jerry, Robert, and then any immigrant names.
I said Alice before, that's why.
Now It's Fiorenze.
Because it is.
Now.
FUCK I SPELT BECAUSE WRONG
BUT AT LEAST I'M CORRECTING IT
I WAS RAGING WHILE WRITING THAT BECAUSE MY NAME IS LESS POPULAR THAN FUCKING COOPER AND FLASH.
Well, so what?
Unique names are awesome.
B-BUT FIORENZE ISN'T EVEN A KNOWN NAME
ONLY FIRENZE, BUT THAT'S A CITY AND IT MEANS FLOWER.
WUT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN
Tis Italian. :3
I see.
Well, my name is Irish, because it is Sean. Unfortunately it means, "God is gracious."
Still, only black people have names like mine as in Shawn or Shaun.
Also I looked up Fiorenze and only got Fiorenza. And even that is described as, "Extremely uncommon."
WHOO YOU'RE BARELY ON THE CHARTS!
You're feeding the stereotype that Irish people are raging drunks.
Awesome, might I add.
I KNOW RIGHT
FUCKING AWESOME
Plus I'm not a Ginger, I have brown hair.
TRIPLE BONUS! I GUESS.
And I am of an alcoholic line. I must fulfill my ancestor's goals and beat down my children because they didn't tend the potato fields everyday they go to school.
WHOO!
Irishman.
Now I dunno because I forgot.
OH YEAH I'M GONMA MAKE A NEW POST BECAUSE THIS ONE GOT ABSURDLY FULL OF COMMENTS WITHIN A 3-4 DAY PERIOD
You're not fulfilling any stereotypes.
In fact, the Italian only have ignorant and unfunny stereotypes.
Like they all open pizzarias. Or have rockin' moustaches.
Fukken Mario is actually a pretty cool guy, eh does shroms and doesn't afraid of anything.
And I acknowledge that. BUT WHAT IF I'M NOT ITALIAN?!
WHAT IF I'M A SATELLITE WITH THE A.I. PERSONALITY OF A 15 YEAR OLD GIRL?
AND WHAT IF I'M NOT EVEN A GIRL WHAT HAPPENS THEN
WHAT IF I'M AZN
Ololololol. Just fuckin' with your mind.
OR AM I
If you were a satellite, I would demand you beam me up.
If you were an Azn, you would have already reverted to speaking Wapanese and therefore be too into Touhou to even go on Newgrounds.
If you were a guy, I'd probably run into the center of Times Square at Lunchtime with a bomb strapped to my chest and an hero due to the humiliation.
If you were fucking with my mind I would be none the wiser.
OR WOULD I?
MAYBE I'M CHRIS(T) HANSEN WAITING FOR YOU TO TRY AND MEET WITH ME AT 1 AM IN AN ALLEY AFTER SENDING NUDE PICTURES OF YOURSELF AND THERE IN THE ALLEY I TELL YOU THE IMPORTANCE OF INTERNET SAFETY. OR GET SHOT IN THE FACE BY YOU.
OR I COULD BE 39 YEARS OLD WITH NO GIRLFRIEND PREYING ON KIDS ON NEWGROUNDS.
OH SHIT.
Never thought of those.
AlbinoTitan
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Fail copypasta is fail. Delete it.
Also, I can take Rivet City's population times 40 when they are all armed with laser pistols. LEVEL 30 WITH 10 IN EACH STAT, BITCH.
Also, damn straight I'm bad. Damn straight. I get drunk like it's nobody's business and do drugs in games.
ZeroInsanity
SUCCESSFUL BALEETION
Just don't do bad drugs IRL. Alchohol is fine, but as soon as you start smoking, my respect level of you will start to drop.