OR-OR I'LL GO BACK TO THE DAYS WHEN I SEXUALLY HARASSED YOU.
I'll start now to show you how annoying it was.
If you were a satellite, I would demand you beam me up for human - A.I. sex.
Local crossdresser gets horny, screams at the void
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Computer fetish amiriet?
Quadruple post: Only present in extreme moments of uncertainty. Or intoxication.
Or I could be a mealworm.
A very intelligent mealworm. Who is drunk.
I know this is a troll. Because when I was in 8th grade every girl was a bitch because that's the age where all the drug-dealing faggots set up a pimp system.
Oh wait that's cause I'm in New York. Also, I'm not 18. 17. Blah.
I CAN'T KEEP UP WITH THESE CRAZY TIMES, WHAT IS 8TH GRADE NOW. EVERYONE WAS AN IDIOT, BUT, IN FACT I THOUGHT YOU WERE 16 OR SOMETHING.
*an heroes*
Also, High School is blindfold yourself, pick classes, hope your teachers aren't gay or pedos, then choose something completely different in College. I failed on the gay part. I got the most annoying teacher for Biology, he has a lisp. My Physics teacher stares at girl's tits all day.
And how am I intelligent? I've only FUCKING RAGED at everything and used the High School edumacation given to me to speak English.
Tch, well! That happens to be true, but I'm not an imbecilic WHORE.
90% of the rest of them are, though. Fo srs.
I'm just smart. And very, very paroxysmal. Actually, more like bipolar. One day, I'll be happy and energetic and optimistic. The next day is dark, pessimistic, and silent. I'd be telling so many people to just SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET THE FUCK OUT.
I knew it. I'm going to fail horribly.
T^T
I forgot to mention my Physics teacher is a girl.
Awesome. IRL TROLL AMIRIET
YEAH WELL, MAYBE I'M 14.
Wait that's not possible. I'd be fucking dead from alcohol poisoning and tumors in the brain.
OR MAYBE I'VE NEVER HAD ALCOH- No that's not possible I'm too enthusiastic.
...Fuck.
It's ok, Albino. I'll believe your story if you believe mine.
And we'll leave it at that.
We're never going to meet IRL anyway.
I doubt that would end well.
It would for me, at least.
Since it would totally ruin my image of how you look like.
And I don't know about you and your image of me, but whatever.
No meeting IRL. For both our benefit.
Today, I was supposed to write an essay.
However, I'm a fucktard when it comes to work ethic.
So I said, "IMMA DO IT AT 5:00 AM SO I GET ABOUT AN HOUR AND A HALF.
And I forgot to bring my textbooks home so I missed 3 homeworks. Now my entire Wednesday will be me freaking out about getting the answers.
Oh and I have In-School Cello Lessons tomorrow. Missing a period. WHICH I DON'T NEED DURING MID-TERMS.
I have to finish French homework, practice the tromboner (I really should fuckin' bail on the trombone and just freelance it), and yeah.
Oh, and I'm getting a B in math because I got a B on a test and a C on a quiz. Both first time things. I need to study harder.
Actually, in High School, pick the classes that end up with the most credits.
Unless they're totally gay. Like classes about studying dance.
Sweet. I'll do that.
Woman, I never said or suggested "meet IRL."
That would be sick and wrong and ruin fucking everything.
17 year old stranger and 14- oh god.
And you don't have to even try to "convince" me because I've been set on NEVER MEETING ANYONE OFF THE INTRANETS.
Well, I've never been set on that either!
I was just making sure you weren't either!
Ok, cool.
Shitstorm's over.
The only thing I've imagined you as is your new user picture and someone that has interesting things to talk about. And you introduced me to the world of Touhou. So whenever I've been bored or no one I know IRL is on the intranets I've had something to do.
Win for me. Don't know if I've ever done anything for you. Eh.
Someone to talk to, many OL stories to tell my friends, taught me how to troll, introduced me to ED indirectly, and told me how high school is like and also that sake is pure alchohol.
I'd say you're pretty helpful.
Someone with an overactive imagination like me could be trapped in one of those solitary confinment chambers and still be able to have conversations with other people. If you know what I mean. GENSOKYO
Oh lovely. I suppose I did do all those things.
Srsly though. Don't fuck with Sake. That shit will melt your brain if you drink the whole bottle.
And I wouldn't even meet Igott. Even though he's offering pot (do not want), tye-dye pants that should be pretty damn awesome, and probably money once he gets his band up and running. Ehm don't tell him that.
I'll probably become a public menace and after nuking the continent of Europe with a warhead made out of nanites and beer bottles. Then I will disappear by jumping into a Mental Hospital's laundry basket while running from tanks and airplanes. I'll have nothing to do but think I assume. Or stare at the pretty white padded cells.
BETTER FIGURE OUT EXACTLY WHAT GENSOKYO LOOKS LIKE IF THAT HAPPENS.
Oh, I've seen it. Look up, uhh...
Damn. I'll edit this response.
OK!
Look up 'Touhou A Summer Day's Dream'.
It'll give you a generally clear Idea of what Gensokyo is like.
DAMNIT IT'S SO COLD HERE I'M SKIMPING ON DETAILS.
After the mental hospital laundry thing I would grab a straitjacket and find a random cell that's either empty or doesn't have a murderer/rapist/annoying fuck in it.
And then what?
Also, nuke AUSTRALIA. Those Brit wannabes have it coming.
I'd probably escape after getting bored and then create a rebellion.
A rebellion that doesn't know how to untie a FUCKING STRAITJACKET.
So I'm trapped forever in one and I need a Maid to dress me in Communist clothes and draw little hammers and sickles on the jacket. Then I pull a Wolfenstein and create a magical thingy that allows Veil abilities like, opening portals and changing density- oh shit I just unknowingly said something cool. Anyways then I would have an assassination attempt on my life while going to Starbucks and getting ripped off on a tea so I killed every hipster in there except this douche who was in the bathroom who attacked me with a knife ripping the jacket AND THEN EVERYTHING WAS FINE FOR A WHILE UNTIL a giant portal with eyes and two ribbons appeared.
Lol I was just waiting for that last part.
A young woman who looks about the age of twenty steps out, with long blond hair and piercing violet eyes.
"Naniwo kokonishitaka?"
The portal closes and she leaves for a minute.
She looks around your surroundings and the wreckage of the outside world, then returns to your cell.
"Subara shii 1 tsu."
She smiles enigmatically, and leaves once more.
Enormous run-on sentences that are stories rock.
Yeah.
Saw Gensokyo.
In my mind I edited it. It's no longer day, there's less Remilia and moar Flandre, the sky is a grayish red like in Oblivilol when you approached a gate, and I added some tech.
Like tanks and airplanes. FUCK I RUINED THE PURPOSE OF IT.
RELOADING ORIGINAL SEQUENCE.
Still, the dream world for everyone is doing absolutely nothing but being able to walk around and just see friend-buddies. I think. Well not sick fucks who just want it to rain flaming dogs.
Gensokyo would be a nice place to live.
Except for the fact that there's the constant fear that you'll be killed by a Youkai.
Like Rumia. She EATS people.
I probably shouldn't get less than 5 hours of sleep because I'm old and the older you get the more sleep you need.
Fact.
Also, make a new post. Gensokyo discussion continues tomorrow.
I'll do it after school.
New music I found must be shared with the world again.
HEY I'M IN GRADE 8 TOO
AMICOOLYET
TOTALLY
HAROLD AND KUMAR
Wat
I guess once you're in, there's no escape.
Is that so~?
^ ORLY
Is that so~?
AlbinoTitan
NOW BE STRAIGHT WITH ME DAMNIT
NO MORE OF THESE "IS SHE A MAN" OR "IS HE A PEDOPHILE" THINGS.
ZeroInsanity
Ok, ok. Just fuck it.
You're an 18 year old drunkard troll who is intelligent and bound for liver failures and transplants.
I'm a 14 year old imbecile who isn't probably going to college due to her laziness and creativity. Yeah, I'm actually 14. Only 8th grade. :3 Oh dear, miriet? Olololol.
I'm afraid of high school. I'm sure I'll fail my sophomore year.
Oh well. Still the same, but just not in high school.