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Age 29, Female
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Joined on 4/1/09
(1). Doctor Romany from The Anubis Gates
(2). The unnamed tenant from the Lost Room miniseries
(3). Bulldozer the Pinkerton from the short story with the same name by Laird Barron.
(4). Lord Saker from Bill Willingham's Elementals comicbook
(5). The Rumour from Alan Moore's Top Ten
Dunno who those are just yet, but cool.
i always watch the tv and think, i would be friends with this person, but then its just makes me sad to think that that will never happen :l
Lol. Same.
I CAN DO THIS
1) Tali'Zorah nar Rayya: Mass Effect 1 + 2. For being too awesome and a Quarian. Quarians are cool. Also I have to destroy the /v/ meme of TALI IS FORBIDDEN. FORGET THE ENVIRONMENT SUIT. <a href="http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Tali">http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Tali </a>'Zorah_nar_Rayya
2) Bill: L4D. For being COME ON OLD MAN WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'? Greater than or equal to Coach.
3) Shale: Dragon Age. Shale is a pretty cool guy, eh crushes flesh creatures and doesn't afraid of anything. Though Shale is actually a girl.
4) Miranda Lawson: Mass Effect 2. Low on the list because I only know her job and appearence.
5) Commander Steele: Borderlands. She IS albino...and she gets tentacle raped.
Bill and Coach are the old man duo, except Coach isn't senile and a war veteran.
Never got to play ME. I'm sad.
Steele literally is tentacle raped.
"The contents of the Vault are Atlas's property. But you are mine. (kinky)"
Also just buy Mass Effect 2.
Ololol. Thought of the same thing.
Also, was going to do so.
I enjoy having a Legion-Anonymous Geth wanting inside your pants.
AND THEN HE JOINS YOUR PARTY AFTER YOU DUEL HIM AND HE STOPS BEING A FAGGOT AND WANTING INSIDE YOUR PANTS(CONFIRMED)
Why does anything non-human have a horrible urge to become a rogue space tentacle and rape all nearby humans?
Geth are hardcore.
They use GIANT FUCKING SPIKES.
GONNA FUCKING SPIKE YOUR SKULL.
Neato. They're just like "FUCK LIGHTSABRES SPIKE ARE GOING TO FUCK YOUR SHIT UP".
Oh crap.
The only site with Mass Effect 2 Collector's Edition is EA. And EA says it will take 3-4 days to ship. HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE WHEN PREORDERING?!
OMGWTFBBQ
So, you can order the Special BLURAY PLATINUM DEBUT AWESOME EDITION from EA in 3 to 4 days instead of a pre-order?
Wat
5 - Kyle Reese from The Terminator.
4 - The Janitor from Scrubs.
3 - The Terminator from Terminator 2.
2 - For some reason, Casper.
1 - John Rambo from the Rambo series.
All good choices. Minus Casper. Since Casper does not make sense amidst 3 badasses and a Janitor.
AND THEN THOSE FUCKING SPIKES TURN YOU INTO ZOMBIES
ZOMBIES WITH BONUSES
So like raep zombies?
Also we have to stop having me randomly go on my phone to do the Newgrounds 2 minutes/slightly more after you.
Apologies. I have no option but to go on sporadically.
Cello practice and all that. Wot wot.
Cheerio.
These Husks (or whatever they were called) made by the geth are really scary... But it sure would be useful to have a portable version of these spikes as some kinda' handgun to get rid of your enemies >:D
Still scary though...
I'd really like to meet Kira Yamato from Gundam Seed and that stroggified guy you play from Quake 4 (should be interessting to be a Strogg (human being crossed with bad-ass alien weaponsystems and technology, as well as several exchanges between your own body parts and mechanical parts. A bit like the terminator, only that you still have living biological tissue))
Tehe, I guess that your "FAGGOTS WILL BE SHOT" warning keeps ekim away XD
Some crazy shit right there, mmhmm.
Seed is Ctrl-V of Wing but with name and appearance changes.
00 is cool, though.
True.
The Husks also an hero when they get close, making them zombie terrorists of an heroing.
OLOLOL ZOMBIE AL-QUEDA.
Ah! That's what scared me! They usually appeared in swarms or waves wnd ran towards you...
damn these an hero terrorists!
Sweet Jesus. That's a horrible way to die.
I had Tali Neural Shock in the general direction of the sand n***as.
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Yeah, well I wasn't really sure about putting Casper there. Maybe Doc Brown from Back to the Future.
Better choice.
1.21 GIGAWATTS
ONCE THAT MOTHERFUCKER HITS 88 MILES PER HOUR YOUR SHIT WILL BE FUCKED
FACEMELTER
MASTER EXPLODER
PYRO
ACHIEVED 2: Master Exploder and Pyro.
Yo' art is real cool. I've been looking at it all and I really like you're style. Something I still feel I haven't managed to find myself yet...
Oh, thanks!
I'm still finding my perfect style, but my hand drawn stuff is a vague example.
I'd upload more hand drawn art, but I just don't have the time..
MAH FREINDS CALL MEH COACH.
I guess y'all can do the same.
Sanchez150894
YAY! COACH! :3
I know a black dude, who's as awesome as him. He's in my Kung Fu class. Kinda' entertains everyone, even if we're all near death ^^
ZeroInsanity
Aww, cool!
Guys like Coach are awesome.
People like Rochelle aren't.