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ZeroInsanity
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Zi @ZeroInsanity

Age 28, Female

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The Flat-Chested Girls Academy

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Joined on 4/1/09

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1.21 Gigawatts was also one of them.

SEE MY PATTERN GODDAMNIT FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

MUDA MUDA MUDA

IKNOTHAT
WRYYYYYYYYYYY

COACH: FLY BALL

Also, do me.

GAME ON BABY.

Also, It's really hard to decide with you. You have a lack of prominence in terms of personality. You're just one of those cool guys, y'know?
Thing is, It's kinda hard to place you at that point.
I REALLY, REALLY wanna say Cirno, but that suggests you're stupid...
Somewhat. Dammit, I'll just make you Cirno.

Meh, I might add in a 11, 10, 9, 8, 7 and 6. Why 11? Because I like to go that one step beyond. (Bonus points for reference)

11. Hank Hill. - Why the fuck not? I ask you, why the fuck not?
10. Weegee - Before getting horribly raped and transformed, it would be incredibly awesome to meet Weegee.
9. Mario - Wouldn't you like to meet an Italian plumber who eats magic shrooms and then grows bigger, then eats flowers to throw fire balls? And saves the world and a Princess from a giant turtle that spits out fire? I DARE SAY
8. Future John Connor - Because he's JOHN CONNOR FUCKERS.

Hopefully he won't rape me.

7. Dale Gribble - Must i expain?

And this time I hope he won't rape me again.

6. The Joker from The Black Knight - I'm too lazy to explain.

Yeah, I'm gonna get raped again.

Yes, much much better choices.

Replace Dale Gribble with Gordon Freeman.

Betterer choice.

"Sanchez: Totally Hong Meiling."
woah, nice! :3 I sound really much like her
Her outfit is heavily based on the old army uniform of china! XD

It took me a while to remember Meiling's full name...
But calling her China is for lazy, disrespectful people who don't appreciate the Scarlet Devil Mansion Guard Captain enough.

Or Egon.

Hmm, sounds oddly familiar...

Woman, I will mooch of you because I spent all my money on alcohol.

Said the online embodiment of Suika Ibuki.

And I do not want job. Because I have to get drunk during the usual work hours.

Which is all 24 hours.

You really are just like her in personality, I swear to Shinki.

So how many fags have been shot?
And i saw the updated pic. I like it. :D

Enough to feed children in Africa for a year. That's how many.
And thanks, glad you likes.

WHO THE FUCK DELETED FLASH FROM MY COMPUTER WHILE I WAS PASSED OU- I MEAN SLEEPING UNDER THE COUCH.

MAYBE YOU IN A BEAUTIFUL DRUNK EPIPHANY?

I am not trying.

Because you cannot try when you are drinking.

You just do. There is no try.

Wait...what will happen to my liver in a few years?

Oh fuck. But oh yay. I FOUND WINE IN MY FRIDGE!

Hangover medication DEPLOY

Have fun finding liver donors.

Okay. People are going to die.

RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

THAT WINE, WAS FUCKING WATERED DOWN TO OBLIVION.

I DRANK IT IN 4 MINUTES, NOTHING.

AND FLASH IS STILL ON MY COMPUTER. SO IS EVERYTHING ELSE. AND I'M NOT UNDER THE COUCH. THEREFORE I'M NOT IN A BEAUTIFUL DRUNKEN EPIPHANY.

Maybe you should lay off the alchohol for a bit.
I'd rather you not drown in your own vomit.

I'm an heroing.

A weekend sober. WHY CAN'T THAT GOURD BE REAL?!

Oh, but it is!
ZUN said that if you drink enough, right before you pass out, you get a beautiful glimpse of Gensokyo.
All you have to do is hit that level, and then stay awake!

alcohol is bad fo ya'! (like all the other drugs) :3

Actually, red wine has proven to substantially decrease heart disease in countries where it is drank often, like France.

So lets send the corpses to Africa so the hungry can feast! >:D

OM NOM NOM NOM
Oh, wait, we were supposed to ship it?

I DON'T VOMIT

THAT'S FOR 40 YEAR OLDS AND COLLEGE KIDS. WHO ARE FAT.

Or Boomers.
Olololol.

Grabbin'...puke?

MIDNIGHT RIDERS.

My room's messier.
My fucking T-shirt is on my CD player.

Ah ha, so I am oddly accurate!
Marisa steals FUCKING EVERYTHING, so her house is a hellhole.

I got an idea for your next picture. All of us playing in a band.

I can do that.
In fact I was thinking about that, but I just didn't have the time...

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