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Damn it. Just... Damn it.

Posted by ZeroInsanity - July 11th, 2010

Ok, I'm gonna fucking rant about this, I don't even fucking care.
The iOS 4 sucks immense fucking ass. The OS 3's latest fucking version kicked ass compared to this.
By downloading this, I pretty much took the OS 3 and hit it with a fucking stick until it got retarded. THAT IS HOW BAD IT IS.
The two fucking functions I got out of it that I actually liked were folders and the ability to correctly load picture resolution.
Otherwise, everything else they fucking advertised isn't FUCKING AVAILABLE because fucking APPLE decided that their fucking TECHNICIANS could be totally fucking USELESS and LAZY as SHIT to only make the USEFUL SHIT available for the fucking LATEST GENERATION or BULLSHIT like THAT.
So they practically FORCE you to buy more FUCKING SHIT and sell your USELESS SHIT so you can get the USEFUL SHIT.
And actually, they're pretty much begging you to fucking Jailbreak the fucking thing.
Which I plan on doing, since the quality of this OS is equivalent to fucking CHICKEN TESTICLES ON FUCKING FIRE.
Steve Jobs can go suck a fucking SHOTGUN.
And what really pisses me off is the fact that the fucking internet connection keeps turning on and off and on and FUCKING OFF for NO FUCKING REASON. And it's so fucking SLOOOOOW. It takes about TEN FUCKING MINUTES to load about THREE MINUTES of video on Jewtube. I'm not joking, I timed that shit. THAT FUCKING LONG.
Hate the fucker. So FUCKING MUCH.
And the thing that pisses me off more is the fact that you can't fucking revert to the good OS. Retarded fucking Apple.
Fuck you, Steve Jobs. Fuck. You.

Argh. Long post was long.
In other news:
Igott is leaving or something. Is sad.
Is feeling disappointed. I haven't done anything REALLY SUPER FUCKING AWESOME at all, and it's already halfway through summer.
And MSPA will remain on hiatus until I regain interest.

Also, watched Toy Story 3 with my family. It was nice.

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Chdonga 2010-07-11 23:03:53

Fuck. All the good users are leaving. Newgrounds IS dying.

ZeroInsanity 2010-07-11 23:03:53

FFffFfff. Is too melancholy to rage.
Sad that it's come to this.

Chdonga 2010-07-11 23:04:02

*dead

ZeroInsanity 2010-07-11 23:04:02

Truth.

AlbinoTitan 2010-07-12 00:12:57

MOVING THIS OVER:
I'm going to try harder now.

<a href="http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/695347/black_hair-brown_hair-creepy-erebus-hat-himekaidou">http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/6 95347/black_hair-brown_hair-creepy-er ebus-hat-himekaidou</a>

<a href="http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/652870/creepy-fangs-firekill-green_eyes-green_hair-hair_r">http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/6 52870/creepy-fangs-firekill-green_eye s-green_hair-hair_r</a>

<a href="http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/551563/black_hair-creepy-detached_sleeves-digimon-fangs-g">http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/5 51563/black_hair-creepy-detached_slee ves-digimon-fangs-g</a>

<a href="http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/6">http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/6 </a> 14668
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Also, Igott ain't leaving. He'll be back if I tell him to return because I have his MSN.

ZeroInsanity 2010-07-12 00:12:57 (Updated 2010-07-12 00:49:56)

Seen it, EPIC RAEG FACE was hilarious, ineffective, and seen it.
TRY HARDER. The creepy fucking Yukkureimu zombie (yes,it's a zombie; the seal on the forehead says 'Zombify' if you didn't see the post) gave me immense chills at firat sight. But those I just kinda laughed off.

Hmm. I couldn't ever tell if he liked me or hated me. I wonder to this day.

AlbinoTitan 2010-07-12 01:02:55

TRYING HARDER IS HARD, THIS IS THE BEST I GOT FOR NOW.

I don't even know. I'll ask him later today, but I doubt he hates you.

ZeroInsanity 2010-07-12 01:02:55

Seen all of them. Went through Danbooru's Nightmare Fuel pool.
Try HARDER-ER.

Ok. Do that.

O-oIo-O 2010-07-12 02:44:22

I petition more awesome people

ZeroInsanity 2010-07-12 02:44:22

What

Sanchez150894 2010-07-12 03:46:12

well... there's still enough time to get something REALLY SUPER FUCKING AWESOME done :3

And uh... I gotta' ask what you find so creepy/scary about these images? Sorry if this question doesn't really fit in now...

ZeroInsanity 2010-07-12 03:46:12

Not so much. Meh.

I don't find those creepy. Yet.

AlbinoTitan 2010-07-12 15:17:56

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU- That was the best the whole site has. So I'll just post Depth Bomb to make it seem like I tried.

<a href="http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=508499">http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=po st&s=view&id=508499</a>

His exact words were "She's alright."

ZeroInsanity 2010-07-12 15:17:56

Son, I am disappoint.
Also, nice pic. Too explicit for FUKKEN SAVED, but will revisit for other purposes. And Depth Bomb is pretty good.

Interesting. Do not investigate further. Unless you want to just to piss me off slightly.

AlbinoTitan 2010-07-12 23:14:14

Deal with it, there's only so much I can do. I get lazy after that much failure.
Yes, the details in his blood and vomit are quite good. I think he's the only guro artist that mainly draws Touhou.

You say that like there's something to investigate. WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?

ZeroInsanity 2010-07-12 23:14:14

The ED Offended page, now THAT'S trying.
It's oddly arousing how he does it. And the style isn't half bad.

Nothing. Just saying you don't need to talk to him about me anymore.

AlbinoTitan 2010-07-13 00:12:52

Not for me. Offended is just violence over and over again. I became numb to that shit years ago.
You're attracted to guro. THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY.

Alright, I wouldn't anyway. Official line killing sentence.

ZeroInsanity 2010-07-13 00:12:52

I haven't, because I don't want to have an 8/10 on a 'Could You Be A Fucking Crazy Killer' Test. Unless I can have fucking psychokinesis, THEN I'll go for it.
I've always found some Guro to be interesting. The ones with outright weird-ass mutilation and cooking women: weird shit like that is DO NOT WANT. But pain, machinery, and various other things like that (e.g. Electrical Torture) are the sick-fuckery I'm into.

Sanchez150894 2010-07-13 05:07:51

uhm, here's something what is a bit creepy IMO. It's a real photo without any manipulation. That guy has a disease, called "Neurofibromatosis", caused by a mutation of a gene on the long arm of chromosome 17 which encodes a protein known as neurofibromin.
I got known to a variety of pretty bad diseases when I had my practical training at my family doctor... Neurofibromatosis is rather harmless compared with the other ones...

The photo:
<a href="http://www.shoelace.org/pics/2010/05-05-2010/neurofibromatosis.jpg">http://www.shoelace.org/pics/2010/05-
05-2010/neurofibromatosis.jpg</a>

ZeroInsanity 2010-07-13 05:07:51

Eh. Not that bad. Seen worse. Like EYE HERPES.

xellon 2010-07-13 07:15:52

how bout a tribute to igott?

darn, i wanna watch it too

ZeroInsanity 2010-07-13 07:15:52

Unnecessary.

It was very well done.

AlbinoTitan 2010-07-13 14:14:09

But think of how much fun being a serial killer could be. Maybe if you go to a psychological facility and tell the scientists your chances they'll experiment on you.
That stuff is just made by people who want to offend for laughs. I do not want overcomplicated things and amputee porn. I mean, what the fuck. However, someone planted to the wall with two swords through their shoulders and fire licking at their feet is just fine. It's more thought out than just decapitations and mutilations. But here's more electricity.

<a href="http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=806003">http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=po st&s=view&id=806003</a>

ZeroInsanity 2010-07-13 14:14:09

That is true. "You've got a two out of ten chance of making it out of this room alive, a one out of 30 chance of making it out of the hallway, and a three out of 374 chane of leaving the building with a severe injury. What would you like to test?"
Torture and pain are just arousing. Found one. Of my favorite pictures today. Sadly, artist is unknown.

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?pag e=post&s=view&id=370900&pid=10

XD0042006 2010-07-13 16:44:57

wow i hate all of you. newgrounds died mid '07 when all teh kool peeps left.

nows ever1 iz rlry ghey. sometimes i masturbate thinking of all teh past regulars n when im not im masturbating 2 dem, im masturbating in fury to all the newfags

ZeroInsanity 2010-07-13 16:44:57

Way to be a contradiction, fuckwit.

OnionsXD 2010-07-13 19:01:41

I want to watch Toy Stary three it look amazing.

ZeroInsanity 2010-07-13 19:01:41

What.

AlbinoTitan 2010-07-13 23:21:32

I'd take that test, and then I would demand prototype weaponry and genetic testing. If I'm willing to throw my life away for SCIENCE once I should be able to do it again. MAYBE I COULD BE THE FIRST ZOMBIE.
Dohoho, arousing to cause or arousing to experience? Is this what you do in your spare time now? Anyone, I like the first one because it gave me an idea, fucking barbed wire whip. Second one because...Well, I'unno.

<a href="http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=512517">http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=po st&s=view&id=512517</a>
<a href="http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=645016">http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=po st&s=view&id=645016</a>

ZeroInsanity 2010-07-13 23:21:32

Yeeeaah, you do that.
Dude, my daily schedule consists of browsing Danbooru, playing the cello and piano, playing video games, and watching game walkthroughs with commentaries on Youtube. Currently, I'm watching one for Dead Space.
Neither pics were very interesting.

Mezmerization 2010-07-14 03:05:59

Aww, fuck.

He was one of the main people who got me out of being a annoying, generic Sonic fan to being a dumbass who is respected by almost everyone who knows who the hell he is.

So, I commend him for that.

ZeroInsanity 2010-07-14 03:05:59

Oh, Albino and Palidian were my "mentors".

Sanchez150894 2010-07-14 06:53:20

hm... eye herpes isn't as bad looking as ocular herpes. you eye then looks like a god damn dead fish eye

ok, uh... following diseases are really horrible (not always horrible in the way how it may look, but for the ppl who have them), too:

lepra (classic one...)
Proteus syndrome (some say it's the disease the elephant man has)
ichtyosis harlequinn syndrome (your babies will look like freaking aliens with that one...)

ZeroInsanity 2010-07-14 06:53:20 (Updated 2010-07-14 20:51:16)

You are more of a sick fuck than I thought you were.

AzureSignal 2010-07-14 14:54:30

When I watched Toy Story 3, I figured out something.

Andy = moot

ZeroInsanity 2010-07-14 14:54:30

Oh, shit. You're right.

AlbinoTitan 2010-07-14 21:21:59

Wait, what if...You get genetically spliced to give birth to yukkuris.
You're just as bad as me. My daily schedule is sleeping 12 hours a day, various internet activities that are not really Danbooru, playing vidya gaems, and then the random frivolous venture. Dead Space isn't fun to watch, it looks like a crappy game if you do.
Well, you browse it everyday, so I'm just going to let you find things. You know yourself better than I do.

ZeroInsanity 2010-07-14 21:21:59 (Updated 2010-07-15 00:08:25)

Fucking creepy shit. No way. Do I want to have fucking head-thingSSSSS (fucking detect when I hit the fucking s button, retarded fucking iPenis) rolling outta there? No, no, no.
Wow. That's lethargic. If only I could be the same. And Dead Space looks awesome. Added to list of things I'd love to play. Wanna try Silent Hill 2 if I ever could get my hands on a PS2 and that game. Really hard to find.
Also, going to college next year? Or this year? Or something?

Mmkay. And I dunno about that, outsider observation may prove otherwise.

AlbinoTitan 2010-07-15 01:09:00

Well, it would require an equally spliced male and secks to produce a yukkuri. You need someone to be the parent. obviously. But still, wouldn't it be nice to have the ability to produce a little yukkuri at will?
Yes, but too bad you have to practice two instruments a day. Dead Space is awesome because it doesn't pull the generic horror shooter bullshit. Despite the lights going out a horde will not appear. I keep experiencing nostalgia for older systems, right now I want to replay Baldur's Gate Dark Alliance for PS2. I have too many PS2 games.
This year, yes. Why?

I don't know anything about you unless you outright say it.

ZeroInsanity 2010-07-15 01:09:00

I DON'T WANT THE LITTLE FUCKER COMING OUT OF MY PUSSY, MMKAY?
Not really. Switch between the two. Barely the piano. Instead, lrn2drive. GAWD, I WANT TO PLAY THIS AT 10:00 AT NIGHT WITH SURROUND SOUND AND TOTALLY ALONE. And game nostalgia is frequent with me; constantly play old-ass Xbox games. Not 360. And also still has a Gamecube.
Oh. Just that I'll be sad if you have to leave NG 'cause of school learnin' and whatnot. You're one of the few people worth talking to around ANYWHERE, so... And I'll probably leave because I'm bored and it'll be your fault.

Well, I feel like fucking surprising your ass right now.
New fact: I'm azn. Not Japanese or Chinese with them (-.-) eyes, but still. Is azn.
SEEEEE
THE MORE YOU KNOW
I dunno why I decided to say that. I refuse to explicitly state my exact nationality, but yeah.

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