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Zi @ZeroInsanity

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I see the word fuck 27 times in the post.
Correct me if I'm wrong.

uhm... if it comes to medical or biological affairs I know a lot of things including those creepy and terrible ones... sometimes I wish I hadn't found them out so early...

and dead space gets really boring after 3 levels. You litterally can see or at least sense when something will happen. Also the infected don't really look so terrifying. I mean, what kind of friggin' alien thingy is it, which turns humans into a saber-toothed tiger thingy without legs? Or baby heads with rocket launcher tentacles??? That's just ridiculous...
Graphics are nice indeed, but I still find it kinda' boring...

You are one poor, sick sonuvabitch.

Still. It looks high-pressure. I like high pressure.

wow
looks like someone needs a nap

yep, twenty-seven
i counted

DON'T NEED NO FUCKING NAP, YOU BASTARD
FUCK

Fuck yeah.

Lol @ calm ending.

Also, my iPod is fucked up, it says connect to itunes and then I lost it.

I dunno how to handle that. Happened to someone else I know; they fixed it.
By Jailbreaking it.

WELL MAYBE YOU CAN BE SPLICED TO DO THAT BUDDING THING YUKKURIS DO.
You're unlucky. You start driving 2 years before most other states, so that's an extra 2 years of running errands for people. Dead Space's sound is fucking amazing, if you mute it the game will be significantly worse. I still have an Xbox and a Gamecube, but I mostly play old games like Morrowind on the Xbox. I still have not beaten Morrowind after all these years.
Ha, you seem to think I'll give a damn about my studies and I won't just screw around on the internet all day. I've gotten through 12 grades of school not even trying, so I should be able to do it for College. Besides, if I left you'd probably go insane due to boredom or something. Can't have that.

WHAT THE FUCK
PLEASE TELL ME IT'S RUSSIA OR GEORGIA OR ANYTHING NOT IN THE MIDDLE EAST
WELL CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAIL FROM A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY
Yeah, I'm surprised.

That is just as bad. I'll be spawning little fedora-wearing bastards who come armed with knives.
WAY TO IMPLY MY LOCATION. Y'all better not have told anybody else. And sounds cool. Really, really wanna play. Or maybe I'll wait for Colonial Marines and get scared more. My Xbox died. But GC is still kicking ass.
D'aww. I'm a lazy fucker. Plan on getting A's and A-minuses's. And I'm sure I'd probably do so. Either that, or get better grades for being off NG.

IT'S NOT IN THE MIDDLE EAST, and disappointingly, I'm not a Russki. Not gonna specify. Still.
Yeeeeep.
Score one for me. Fuck yeah.

Also, the word fuck has been said 57 times in this entire post. This is not enough.

That's post plus responses.

HEY! Not all Chinese or Japanese have those (-.-) eyes! In ancient china some had the impression we had those eyes because the theatres in Peking had hats with hooks on them which pulled your eyes to the sides so that it looked like that (-.-)ish face!

AHA! SO YOUR PARENTS ARE SO STRICT TO YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE ASIAN! I KNEW IT! (at least I had a guess...)

Hey, I'm just saying I'm not Chinese or Japanese and the fact that I have no such eye type. Xellon does, I think. No offense was implied.
Yeeeeaaaah. Figured as much.

so the iOS 4 suck's if so im not buying one

Totally not fucking worth it. REALLY NOT WORTH IT.

Every time you birth one, the world becomes a better place. You just have to make them born to kill.
NO ONE HERE IS SMART ENOUGH TO GUESS. I wouldn't tell anyone. You know I'm not that mean to people, or at least, you. Hopefully Colonial Marines is scary, it's looking pretty good. Dead Space was only terrifying when that regenerating bastard was around and Kendra wasn't doing shit. Being locked in the same room as something that can't die, god damn. I can't even play anything on my GC anymore because I remember all the stories, so I just play Pikmin occasionally.
Disregard grades, acquire internet time. It's hard not to get A's and A minuses if you just use logic and occasionally work.

THANK GOD. I'll just assume a random third world country magically ended up in your genes and you look nothing like an Azn. At least, I hope. I am also going to assume you are ashamed of your genes and that's why you won't share the exact specification.
I am only surprised once in a blue moon. You cannot pull this off again.
...Unless you say that you have a penis.

Then that'll be worth it. Little fucking head things rolling around stabbing people's ankles yelling obcenities and various pop culture references. "[Insert blurb stuff here]"
THAT IS TRUE. Well, I can't REEEALLY trust people. Damn internet. There's them creeper fucks that ACT like 'oh im ur best freind lets meet irl'. Y'know. Or what if you're a professional hacker who is constantly tracking my IP? I wouldn't be any privy to that than I would be about you being a creeper fuck.
I do want to try this. But Reach first. Getting that for free from my parents as a gift since I got a spiffy trophy for [censoring my personal life].
Oh, God. Wasted 11-some hours watching a full playthrough on Youtube. ON MY IPOD. All 68 10-minute parts. Does not regret. And Kendra's a fucking bitch. Love how she dies. Hive Mind's like "FUKKEN RAGE ON YOU FUKKEN BITCH WIT MAH TENTACLE". And Kendra's literally like "OH SHIT". Then gets epically raped.
D'aww. I feel like trying to beat Metroid Prime by myself without a walkthrough.
Huh. Well, I don't believe I'm as smart as the educational system/teachers/my parents/you guys think I am, so something's telling me I'll be getting a 2.1 GPA. In my freshman year. Within the first two months.

Mmkay. That'll do. I'm not gonna go camwhore and post pics. 'Cause then "LOLOLOL TITS OR GTFO" will come up from someone.
Is not ashamed. Is paranoid for security reasons.
WEEEELL I could TOTALLY ruin your life that way. I mean, YOU DON'T KNOW- Mmkay, I'll stop right there. I promised myself I'd stop fucking with people's minds with that card. You believe I'm a stupid Azn chick, and I'll believe you're a drunk, intelligent, and anemic to-be serial killer. Everyone's happy.

Also, has been being completely retarded by setting this as iPod wallpaper and forgetting about it.
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/sh ow/478342/

They have to say "drop dead easy" or it won't mean anything. It has to come from the yukkuri soul.
If I was a hacker, I figure I'd have destroyed your account back when we were enemies and such. And you should know I'll never ask to meet you and all that creeper shit. But yes, yes, I understand. This paragraph was awkward to write.
OH BOY MORE CENSORING. Anyway, I saw some screens of Reach, the customization is credit-based if you didn't know. No more "hurr get achievements to get the rare armors." All you have to do is play and choose.
I knew Kendra would fucking betray me from the start. I blamed everything that went wrong on her. Hammond had a bro death, though. Fucking super Brute smashed him against the glass and was all "OM NOM NOM DELICIOUS BLACK PEOPLE." Also, fucking Isaac is insane. So I'm guessing the end part with his wife was all a lie.
Never bothered to pick it up. Does not know why. May play Soul Calibur II again.
The first two months, hell, the entire freshman year is a review of former grades. Actually, ALL OF HIGHSCHOOL IS A REVIEW. Except Math and Science. But they still review a lot. Highschool is pretty much rehashing previous grades but going into greater detail.

Yes, please preserve your innocence and keep your pics to yourself.
That's going full retard, but still, I don't really care that much and it's your decision.
Well, yeah, that's pretty much what would happen. And I won't even consider that Azn bit, just cause, so all I know you as is a "stupid", partially psychotic, corrupted, artistic loli with a low self-esteem. And you like Armani things and fedoras. Now that huge list for me is balanced. And d'aww, you remembered that useless tidbit of information.

I think I have every grimdark Rumia picture saved. Every single one.
Including this gem.

Yeah, that is true. Perhaps I'll make them verbose. "Descend to a deceased status without much difficulty."
Meh. I don't know barely anything about hacking jack shit.
Oh, I've been checking monthly. Grenade launcher looks funny as hell. And credit system is nice. FINALLY, no more dicking around with Legendary and getting raped every two seconds JUST to get that damn fucking Stormtrooper armor. Wonder what they're gonna do with skulls, though.
Hammond got really fucking raped out there. The walkthrough I was watching was by this guy vash12349, and he gave those brute things the affectionate name of Randall. The phrase 'Randy, NO' is forever stuck in my head. And I'll fucking die laughing if I meet someone named Randy.
Fuck, I kicked ass at Soul Calibur II. On an arcade machine. Always played as Nighmare and kicked srs ass until I have to take on that one big-ass guy with the hammer and shit. Fucker keeps making me get ring-outed.
With my luck, I'll somehow fuck it all up anyway.

Yeeeah.
Exactly why I'm not trying to insinuate anything anymore. 'Cause I'm tired of doing it, it's fucking old, and IT'S THE GODDAMN INTERNET.
Yep. Sums it up, but is missing VGA and musician. And yes, I'd remember the fact that you have anemia. It's like your Achilles' Heel Hamartia thing. It's cool. I WANT A CHRONIC DISEASE
LIKE ONE THAT MAKES ME VOMIT BLOOD
(Fucking hell, nearly lost all of this. Clicked a link.)

The reason why I bring it up is the fact that since i forget, every time I turn my iPod on, it scares me.

Do this, I demand it. They would be the classiest yukkuris around. Now imagine what my budded yukkuris would look and act like.
Neither do I. I wouldn't even know what to do with the power.
I just stuck with my Flight Elite armor and fucked the rest. Seriously, screw Legendary. I just want to play the game and unlock shit over time without trying hard. Skulls will probably change the campaign again, add credits, or unlock armor. Which won't be that bad, skulls are easy to find. Also, fucking hologram armor, how does it work?
I called them Stu, due to an inside joke on 4chan about 4 am, chocolate pudding, and losing control of your life. I met the first one at 4 am so I mentally yelled some speech about regaining control of life. And then it died. I also named the corpses that were being changed by the dinosaur flappy-wing monsters John as in Marston, so I could say "YOU CAN'T CHANGE, JOHN" or "That's a mighty fine corpse you got there, Mr. Marston." I didn't name any others though, because I don't like the feeling of talking to myself.
FUCK YEAR, NIGHTMARE, MY PERMANENT MAIN CHARACTER. I always got killed by Voldo, that weird bastard with the bondage lookin' outfit. These days I always get killed by Mitsurugi.
You've gotten this far believing that you would fuck it all up. Why would you fuck it up now?

The Internet is the land of deception. YOU ARE DEFYING ITS LAWS. Good for you.
Oh right, of course. I'll just remember we're both cellists and VGAs, it'll make it easier.
YEAH BECAUSE VOMITING BLOOD IS COOL. What is the goddamn fascination with blood? Even I don't understand it. I'll probably end up vomiting blood due to cirrhosis one day. YOU SHOULD TAKE UP ALCOHOL, IT'LL GIVE YOU LOADS OF CHRONIC DISEASES. Or you could shoot yourself in the stomach.

Make your background something that won't devour you. My computer desktop is the TF2 Pyro, at least he just burns shit.

In other news I tried lucid dreaming. I will never sleep again. I attempted to turn a light on and it didn't go on. I saw something outside that seemed to be a crossbreed between a freight train and a loli. I looked in a mirror and everything was distorted and blood started leaking from the walls. LUCID DREAMING IS THE DOOR TO SILENT HILL. You should try it.

Yours would be drunk, filled with alcohol, and dragging around Great Knives or Broadswords with their hair. The swords would be the head accessory, and is not required to survive. They'd also be going "tagideazeh" in a drunken stupor.
I wouldn't do jack shit, lest I risk getting busted by them coppers.
I like the ODST armor that I unlocked with one week of LIVE. Then I got grounded immediately after somehow. Fuck LIVE, I want a Penis3 for MGS4 and other shit. Like Persona 3 and Silent Hill 2/3. And Ace Combat. And I don't know about holoarmor.
If I hadn't gotten used to Randy already, I'd just be muttering "ohgodohgodohgod FREEZE BITCH fffffffffffffffffff [repeat]" The whole time. Running, stasis, and then pew pew. In that order.
Played SCIV once. Did not like. Too slow, not enough moves, and not enough people. Character customization was kinda weird too.
BECAUSE IT'S BOUND TO HAPPEN. I'll let you know when you're wrong.

YEAH CAUSE I'M JUST FUCKIN' WEIRD
Record it in a text file, why don't you. Profile me. [lololol creepy]
I... Don't know. I just like it. Very unique. Don't see it much. And lol cirrhosis.

It's still scaring me and others who decide to go "LOL GIMME UR IPHONE". Fuckers.

What. Is going to find out what that is.

>Doesn't have an iPhone'
>Can't understand this post

>Igott is leaving
This is a sad day for me.
He's the person that got me into trolling.
And now he's gone.
I'm gonna miss him.

Toy Story 3 is the shit. I love it as much as I love Twix bars.
AND I FUCKING LOVE TWIX BARS.
Still, it's no Toy Story 2.

Yeah. Don't have an iPhallus. iPod Touch is my preferred Apple product.

Dunno if it's legit 'leave', per se, but still.

I love all of them, but the first one has the largest impact on me. First movie I ever watched... Ah, nostalgia.

That was the day every yukkuri denizen was slaughtered.
You forget that the PS3 has no games that are worth buying, aside from Demon's Souls. MGS4 is worth buying, but it's a movie. It took me ages to unlock my Flight armor because I'm lazy and didn't feel like unlocking the necessary achievements. The holoarmor is some rumored armor upgrade, it could disguise you or something. Might be cool.
I found the most common necromorphs scarier than the Brutes. Fucking blade-wielding maniacs come out of nowhere. Randymorphs are easily noticeable and have a pattern.
There are tons of moves, it's just you have to figure out the entire system to discover them. I easily go through 40+ moves with Nightmare in a match. But yes, I guess it is pretty slow compared to Tekken or something. Character customization was stupid, you needed to get 600g worth of achievements to unlock every piece of armor. However, once you did, it was exceptional.
Right. The time where you get F's in every subject out of nowhere and everything that can go wrong, will go wrong. If you really believe that day will come, at least work on your train-dodging skills. IT'S ALWAYS TRAINS.

AND THE MORE YOU TALK TO ME THE WORSE IT'LL GET
But then the police will find more reasons to convict me. I'd rather just mentally profile you, it'll keep me out of jail longer.
Oh boy, you're just getting more corrupt by the day. Now you are captivated by blood. Eventually you'll be...I don't even know. Perhaps insane.

You let people touch your phone? Fuckers can go buy their own phones, and if they can't, they are peasants.

Here. <a href="http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/7899/1279231593393.png">http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/78 99/1279231593393.png</a>

FFFUCK, I'm too scared to answer very much.
Been watching a Silent Hill 3 playthrough from start to finish.
Fucking HOSPITAL, CHAPEL, and that GODDAMN MIRROR ROOM are making me flip shit right now.
I can't get to sleep.
Fucking Mirror Room. God. Fucking. Hell.
Agh.

Sounds nice

By the way, I'm in your debt.

SO! Start doing something with your life now, read a lot, ride a bike, or do something crazy film the result and then put it up online! summer is half way, make the other half super awesome!

SOMEBODY'S now more content due to girls wanting to rape my ass.

hello Igott

Sup.

>Andy
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