Local crossdresser gets horny, screams at the void
Age 29, Female
Slut
The Flat-Chested Girls Academy
Line Ark
Joined on 4/1/09
Posted by ZeroInsanity - December 4th, 2011
...So you guys drop by ONE time and don't even return?
Come now, where's your manners, gents?
Keep reelin' 'em in, though.
I SUBMITTED NEW ART BECAUSE I'M COOL
HEY DUMBSHITS MERRY WACK-ASS CHRISTMAS
HEY DUMBSHITS HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR
HOPE YOU ALL DIE IN A FIRE
OF JOY
OR SOME DUMB SHIT
COMMENT MORE FREQUENTLY, MAYBE I'LL BE INSPIRED TO COME HEEEERE MORE OFTEN THAN MY SHITTY DEVIANTART ACCOUNT
DUMBS
Will there be cookies home?
Nope.
oh
hey
are you still here or are you died
I'm here, I'm here.
Greetings, ZeroInsanity. You awaken from your slumber. I imagine this username must look familiar to you; however, I must inform you that the one whom you once knew as "fourinone" is not the same as the one writing these words.
You see, what may have felt like a year to you was actually centuries, millenia. Much has changed. Allow me to explain. When you left this realm, the world fell into darkness and chaos. Without a constant source of bitching and self-deprecation from which we may derive enjoyment from reading, we had nothing left to do but jack off all the time, and eventually, alas, our man essense ran dry, leaving us mere husks of men, before finally fading away.
This account has been passed down through the generations, with hope that one day, our one true savior shall return. It once belonged to my great grandfather, who served valiantly in the war of the xxx. Having been captured, he had no choice but to hide it in the only place where no one would dare look: his ass. And in his ass it stayed, for five years, until he ultimately died from a severe case of alien herpes. His corpse made it back to his son, who in turn stored it in his ass, and decades later, in the ass of his son as well. And now, here I am, at last, with this heirloom account, in my ass. I am one of the last survivors. And from my anus I bring forth to you a final plea, a wish from generations lost from centuries of flames and turmoil, requesting aid from the one we once held dear, long, long, ago. Please......ZeroInsanity........you must.........you must.......you must turn off the refrigerator in your base's kitchen. It is incredibly noisy and it's making it really hard for me to fall asleep at night. Thank you.
Dat's one ass, I will say.
And I can't do that because that's not a refridgerator.
Contrary to popular belief, these androids DO make themselves.
It seems I was right after loosing hope of thinking I was wrong.
Excellent, that's five.
Welcome home, lads.
What? Still just five people? For shame.
Exactly, and I've not gotten any return-trips other than you.
Everyone needs to make new posts to get the idea across that we're trying to get back in business
I'm almost never on.
Well, damn.
I'm sorry about the little falling-out that occurred, by the way.
Otherwise, we ARE trying to revive this place a bit.
Rabid's never on because I don't feed him much. Especially if you say the refrigerator is not a refrigerator.
I didn't say the fridge wasn't a fridge.
I said the mechanical noises weren't because of the fridge.
(And if you didn't get my meaning, android production is sexual in my industry)
Oh, well that's good. But is the milk actually milk?
Is soymilk milk
Commander Chucklefuck reporting?
Commander Chucklefuck reporting.
Excellent, excellent.
Welcome back, sir.
So public speaking is a pain in the tits.
But I have to get good in order to become el presidente.
>need to to work on public speaking
>stay on internet
The fuck
Eh, I'm on break.
Besides, it's not like I mumble.
I see, I see.
I'm still in the stupid finals shit, so.
Nnnngh.
And I'm sure you're more than competent at oratory persuasion or what have you.
am i too late for the grand comeback?
i am so sorry
also, yes your are cool
cooler than cool
ice cool
wait, wha-
You aren't, actually.
Responses will be pseudo-daily or so.
But welcome back.
GASP
wow i missed this
to think i almost gave up my internet life
good thing i didn't
it almost killed me too
i keep twitching and drooling at blank spaces and having the urge to hold sharp objects
Is that so
Well
Make a new post
Advertise that you're legit back
And I will continue to try and maintain this place a bit better
HAPPY JOYOUS KWANZAA DAY, MADAM
I take offense to this statement
Happy Kwanzaa. I will starve this Kwanzaa though BECAUSE FOURINONE NEVER FUCKING FEEDS ME! Whoops, you weren't supposed to see that.
He needs to get his shit together or I'm calling child services
why hello what kept you off for do long :(
Suicidal thoughts
Well, it appears i'm late to the party.
Not really no, aha
OH FUCK.
JESUS TITTY SHITTING CHRIST.
Hi to you too
don't do anything to drastic
BUT MOOOOOOOM
SoulMaster71
I promised you I'd never forget you. And I kept to my promise, ZI.
ZeroInsanity
Welcome back, Soulmaster.
Sorry, checks here are pretty periodic.