AND I'M BACK. GOOD FOR ME.

[UNHOLY STAPLE BISCUITS AN UPDATE SIGNIFIED BY CAPITAL LETTERS]
WELLY WELL WELL, I'm back.
Any input on my sister? Did she finally say fuck? Is she moar well educated in the art of internet?
Also, did I miss anything important?

She's been working really hard lately, so I'll be taking over her position as maid around our home.
If you'd be so kind as to visit with her and help her Lrn2Internet, then please head to her page. I'm sure she'd love to talk.
Thank you.

The other reason why I'm signing off for a bit is because of the mass idiocy accumulating due to the surprising Newfag Influx, and I'm tired of dealing with it.
So yeah. Give her your regards if you have any special messages for me.
Thanks again!
I'll be back in a few.

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Howsyourknee 2010-01-22 19:12:28

I Has A Magical Spoon...Wanna Touch It

ZeroInsanity 2010-01-22 19:12:28

Spoon is bound to be slang for penis, so no.
I do not want to touch your magic penis.

AlbinoTitan 2010-01-22 19:14:55

WHAT ABOUT MY NEEDS.

ZeroInsanity 2010-01-22 19:14:55

WELL TOO FUCKING BAD.

fourinone 2010-01-22 22:14:00

"Age/Gender: 14"

STOP. DECREASING. IN AGE.

ZeroInsanity 2010-01-22 22:14:00

No, since this so happens to be my REAL age, not my 'Oh, how I wish I could be this age so I feel important...' age.

Sanchez150894 2010-01-23 06:27:17

Immah back! :3
*reads news post*
oh... GOD FUCKING DAMN IT! -_-'
meh... I hope you've got a nice time then :3

also: I've already collected 3 evidences of ekim's unbelievable stupidity >:3 all of them on his own new alt-acc's userpage >:D

ZeroInsanity 2010-01-23 06:27:17

Lololol, bad timing.

You don't need to search for it; It's friggin' everywhere.

Beau-Monde 2010-01-23 15:28:55

Thank you for the break!
I hope that maintenance isn't proving very difficult!

ZeroInsanity 2010-01-23 15:28:55

It did, actually. Fucking hell, I don't see how you manage reparing that damn Improbability Drive without getting killed.

ekim999 2010-01-23 21:47:01

You went one age down. So you must be 100 when you were an infant? XDDDD

ZeroInsanity 2010-01-23 21:47:01

No, because I decided to not look like a total faggot and lie about my age.
Unlike SOME PEOPLE.

sonic98 2010-01-23 22:11:00

^
YOUR LOGIC HAS FAILED

ZeroInsanity 2010-01-23 22:11:00

Yepperdoodles.

fourinone 2010-01-23 22:38:08

Clearly, she's Benjamin Button in disguise.

ZeroInsanity 2010-01-23 22:38:08

No. Just no. Benjamin Button is one of the GAYEST NAMES POSSIBLE.

SuparEFG 2010-01-24 00:44:43

Will do, and I'll see you later.

ZeroInsanity 2010-01-24 00:44:43

Thank you for doing so.

Wartooth118 2010-01-25 10:51:37

Hay sup.

ZeroInsanity 2010-01-25 10:51:37

Holy fapnuts, you're back. Took you long enough.

kazumazkan 2010-01-25 18:54:11

hello

ZeroInsanity 2010-01-25 18:54:11

OHAI

xellon 2010-01-27 09:27:45

cheerios ol' chap
bring back a box of biskits will you?

ZeroInsanity 2010-01-27 09:27:45

Hey, don't make fun of my sister's Britishness.

Sanchez150894 2010-01-27 10:17:13

ok, what's the matter with your decreasing age? :/

ZeroInsanity 2010-01-27 10:17:13

It's because of the fact that I've been lying to everyone to feel important.
Nobody cares about some 14 year old fucknut's opinion or what they have to say.

AlbinoTitan 2010-01-27 15:08:33

Damn straight you're back.

ZeroInsanity 2010-01-27 15:08:33

YO YO YO B-BOY THAT SHIT'S FO REAL MOTHAFUCKA
SHIT
BITCH
FUKKEN ASS AND BLAT BLAT

AlbinoTitan 2010-01-27 17:10:57

Your sister is still kind and slightly knows the intranets.

ZeroInsanity 2010-01-27 17:10:57

Oh, that's good.
I was hoping that you guys wouldn't get all 'LOLOLOL TROLL TIEM' and make her feel uncomfortable and corrupt her and shit.

SuparEFG 2010-01-27 18:26:53

She didn't swear once. But I'm getting my glasses fixed finally YEAHHHHHH

ZeroInsanity 2010-01-27 18:26:53

Hey, where's the CSI One-Liner?

AlbinoTitan 2010-01-27 19:41:00

She's not corrupted.

Also, just got back from my Orchestra Concert. I won $100.

Someone bet me I couldn't drink 5 shots of Vodka and still be able to play. I nailed every note and was coordinated. But now I'm feeling vomity.

ZeroInsanity 2010-01-27 19:41:00

That is honestly fucking epic.

SoulMaster71 2010-01-27 22:58:15

Paranoia is safe, I guess. At least she knows a bit more than she did while managing to maintain her polite, friendly, absolutely incorruptible pure pureness. She may just be ready to see the civilized websites where I was reborn after my death among Anonymous. Have you seen them? The websites protected by the Boundary of Secrets and Open Knowledge?

ZeroInsanity 2010-01-27 22:58:15

Yukarin won't open that Boundary for me.

SuparEFG 2010-01-27 23:31:05

JERICHO, THIS MAN WASA VICTIM OF A HOMICIDE. WHAT DO YOU THINK THE CAUSE OF DEATH IS?

... MURDER

ZeroInsanity 2010-01-27 23:31:05

What.

SuparEFG 2010-01-27 23:58:27

I have no fucking clue. None. I guess that's what happen when you eat waffles with ice cream and chocolate sauce on the top, and when you have ADHD.

Now, excuse me for a moment. WHEEEEEEEEEEEE

ZeroInsanity 2010-01-27 23:58:27

Oh, delicious. For me, it's an over-active imagination.

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