Just want to say something.

I assume everyone here is going to school now (except for you basement dwelling losers and you illiterate fucks out there).
I assume it SUCKS INDEFINITE AMOUNTS OF COCK.
It does for me, anyway. Too many emos, douches, fat fucks, retards, and whores.
Sigh.

Anyway, I have updated my Music Favorites. Check them out if you'd like to.

Also, Rabid here is assembling an animation collab. Check his post to join. It'll be FUUUNN...

Finally, info on my main signature character. I will attempt to get more art soon (maybe some music, but you'll go WTF if I upload it). I felt like posting it. Also, keep in mind my story takes place during 2013-2015.

Profile No. 0
Iris Seraph-Project 00
a.k.a: "The Eternal"

<PUBLIC RECORD>
Nation of Birth: USA
Gender: Female
Blood Type: AB+
Birthdate: Feb 13, 1998
Hair Color: Blonde
Eye Color: Green
Weight: 115 lbs
Status: Alive
Race: Caucasian
Parents: Ray and Mia Seraph

Recorded Augments:
- Muscle development increase
- Muscle damage resilience
- Skin damage resilience
- Increased healing rate
- Increased stamina
- "Breaklimit"- Subject reaches superhuman ability status
(levels attainable: 1-7, 10, 50, Infinite)
- Bone damage resilience
- Vaccinated for all common diseases (note: subject immune to Influenza A/B, "Common Cold")
- Improved sight
- Improved hearing
- Improved reaction time
- Greatly improved memory retention

Known Trainers/Handlers:
Dr. Eric Ceros
Dr. Richard Hawke
Lt. Arnold Rex

Known Weapons Preferred:
- Dual MAC-11's
- Kodachi
- Wakizashi
- Butterfly knife
- AM Arctic Warfare Magnum
- Beretta 92FS

And that's all.
Yeah.

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AlbinoTitan 2009-09-05 20:15:54

NO SCHOOL YET MUAHAHAHAHAHA

ZeroInsanity 2009-09-05 20:15:54

Since I'm in school, I get a FAT RETARDED BITCH TO LAUGH AT IN CLASS along with a BASEMENT DWELLING GINGER FAGGOT THAT EVERYONE FUCKING HATES TO TOTALLY PUSH HIM TOWARDS AN HERO STATUS.

It's not all bad, too. I have friends.

igott 2009-09-05 22:39:47

I can smell a bear now.

ZeroInsanity 2009-09-05 22:39:47

Wait, what?

AlbinoTitan 2009-09-05 23:37:35

Now that I'm going into school, I reckon I'll have forty whores in my home room that will tell everyone in the room. Every day. That they will sit on your face for a dollar.

ZeroInsanity 2009-09-05 23:37:35

Some whore at my school got drunk two years earlier.

Also, I'd hit it.

Sinitech 2009-09-06 01:06:45

I just so happen to have a spare dollar.

ZeroInsanity 2009-09-06 01:06:45

And?
A whore cannot sit on your face on the internet, you silly.

xellon 2009-09-06 04:21:32

you know
wine won't actually freeze up when you put it in the freezer

ZeroInsanity 2009-09-06 04:21:32

Uh, ok then.
I don't drink alchololic beverages.

AlbinoTitan 2009-09-06 12:57:28

Also, wine doesn't freeze because it's not water.

ZeroInsanity 2009-09-06 12:57:28

O RLY?
Actually, it's not that hard to figure out why alcohol doesn't freeze. They use it in thermometers, you know.

Rabid-Monkey101 2009-09-07 12:59:44

Yea, the good parts of school are friends, and the bad parts are the emos, gays, immature kids, the kids who eats three times there own weight and are mortally obese.

ZeroInsanity 2009-09-07 12:59:44

Yeah. Being emo at my school is like a disease. It spreads every year.

Also, it's 'morbidly', if I know what you're trying to say here.

AlbinoTitan 2009-09-07 20:41:29

Being a Youtubefag and being Sk8terz is a disease here.

ZeroInsanity 2009-09-07 20:41:29

It is, isn't it?

igott 2009-09-07 22:22:50

I want me in her.

ZeroInsanity 2009-09-07 22:22:50

Ah, now I see what you mean.
God, I'm retarded today.

igott 2009-09-07 22:24:34

I smell a bear. Brown, grunting around small girls, that shit.

ZeroInsanity 2009-09-07 22:24:34

OH SHI-

7IsUnlucky 2009-09-08 00:32:00

Whores? :3

ZeroInsanity 2009-09-08 00:32:00

Go to Albino's school. They're going for one dollar to sit on your face (as stated above).

AlbinoTitan 2009-09-08 11:01:33

Half-day of school starts in one hour. Let's see what we got.

ZeroInsanity 2009-09-08 11:01:33

GO GO GO!

AlbinoTitan 2009-09-08 15:05:07

I also got Sonicfags and an emo who died his hair.

ZeroInsanity 2009-09-08 15:05:07

You know, we'd all prefer if you didn't put "his hair" at the end.

fourinone 2009-09-08 18:16:19

Oh, you and your public schools.

Although, in my school, there was this girl who dyed her hair blue, AND IT WAS CONSIDERED NORMAL. As in, nobody bitched about it. Wut.

ZeroInsanity 2009-09-08 18:16:19

There are people that do retarded things like that at my school, but if you say anything, they get immediately butthurt and tell a teacher. Or they tell their emo frieds to try and gut you when you aren't looking, then eat your innards and blood like the vampiric bastards they worship.

Rabid-Monkey101 2009-09-08 20:21:43

Yea. Your right. :P

ZeroInsanity 2009-09-08 20:21:43

Ah, the same deal with you too?
Dang. It's everywhere.

AlbinoTitan 2009-09-08 23:33:29

and an emo who died.

ZeroInsanity 2009-09-08 23:33:29

That's how it's done.

Rabid-Monkey101 2009-09-09 16:12:08

But it's good that i wont ever be emo. What is the point of being emo anyway?

ZeroInsanity 2009-09-09 16:12:08

If you have nothing to do but bitch about life, since you've made your life suck and do nothing about it.

MercenaryJohn 2009-09-09 20:44:15

to much info to read my head!

ZeroInsanity 2009-09-09 20:44:15

Too bad.
Read the first two or so parts then.

AlbinoTitan 2009-09-11 21:41:36

New post.

For you.

ZeroInsanity 2009-09-11 21:41:36

Read post. Lolwin.

Spilda-Bongwata 2009-09-12 08:50:39

I've been loving school.

Never stopped being high.

ZeroInsanity 2009-09-12 08:50:39

In moar ways than one, I assume.

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