Local crossdresser gets horny, screams at the void
Age 29, Female
Slut
The Flat-Chested Girls Academy
Line Ark
Joined on 4/1/09
Posted by ZeroInsanity - July 29th, 2009
NEW DEVELOPMENT:
If someone says the joke, "Why did the chicken cross the road?", then after they finish this statement you should yell "THAT'S A COCK JOKE", then throw them in front of a speeding car.
Why?
Chicken = COCK
AUTOCRATIC POLICY DEMANDS THAT THIS IS DONE.
Other post was flooded.
Making a new one, because it's a major BITCH to scroll down on an iPod Touch.
One HELL of a major bitch.
All righty?
Oh, and thanks for stopping, Albino <3!
<3 is all I wanted anyway.
Yer welcome :3
How come i don't get a <3. :P
<3
alls fair
Because I'm a raging pedo.
Damn right.
<a href="http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/9271/desuissparta.png">http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/9271 /desuissparta.png</a>
Hells yeah
Also give me awesomeness points plz. ^^
+ 10 awesomeness points
^
Fap to my fappable material then.
If it's anything non-hentai/porn related, then i'd rather not.
No thank you Albino, id kill myself if that happened. And i dont want to kill myself so that wont happen. D:
I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE
Then what Albino stated wont happen. :P
oh, goody
(Not even planning on dying) Too much to live for. ^^
Not so much for me, actually.
To me, it feels like if I die, no one would really give a flying fuck...
I'd care, one less friend to talk to. :/
Yeah, one.
*sarcasm* SUCH A HUGE DIFFERENCE!
She still would have m-- Keshicus.
Lol.
I love you too.
I just got tired of the pedo joke.
Lolicon isn't pedophilia unless your dick twitches.
Ah, right.
Wow, thanks. >:(
Hey, not saying I don't care that YOU care.
But this is the internet, you might never even know I'm dead or not.
If I end up dead and you don't know, then it's not like I'll make an update saying 'SUP BITCHES I'M DEAD".
If I don't seem to come along for a while, then you'll either
a.) try to figure some things out about what happened to me
b.) commit suicide due to absolute depression *NOT RECOMMENDED*
c.) move on and make more friends *RECOMMENDED PLAN OF ACTION*
So that's the point I'm trying to make here.
The loss of one person on the internet shouldn't faze you or make you cry or anything.
It's the damned internet.
In real life, you should express emotion if a person should be gone or die, but for someone you don't know except through pictures and text...
Why can't the hobo cross the street?
His dick was stuck in the chicken
:D
THAT'S A COCK JOKE
*throws you in front of a speeding car*
ok? >:(
-.- what?
What exactly do want me to say?
I would care if you went offline, and even if you died.
For the former, I wouldn't freak out, and simply wait until you're back.
For the latter... Mourning would ensue...
a. Probably
b. Not emo and i don't hate living
c. Probably going to happen sooner or later with making more friends.
And your point is right, i don't even know you in real life so i wouldn't be fazed. My attention span would make me forget 3 seconds after i figured out what happened.
And i should try that "I'm dead" as a practical joke, just for laughs. :P
Heheh, i wonder what would happen.
>:3
Just put in "I died" Then in the description say that you died from dying.
DO THAT.
NOW.
:3
ill miss you!
Lol wut
Nah, cause im not dead yet. ^^
You better not be.
Rabid-Monkey101
Desued. :/
ZeroInsanity
Yeah desu~