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Zi @ZeroInsanity

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THE ONLY WAY YOU HAVE TO HONE IT IS TO RECALL AND WRITE DOWN NORMAL DREAMS AS SOON AS YOU WAKE UP.

YOU MUST HAVE THOUGHT OF SOMETHING BECAUSE A CLEAR MIND DOES NOT DREAM.

I DON'T KNOW WHY IT HAPPENED, BUT IT DID.
I DON'T CARE IF IT HAPPENS AGAIN.
I DON'T WANT TO TRAIN MYSELF SHOULD IT HAPPEN AGAIN.
AND I CERTAINLY DON'T WANT TO MAKE LUCID DREAMING SOMETHING I CAN TO WILLINGLY.

That sounds scary...one time I woke up and completely couldn't move or feel my right arm at all. And I panicked and in an instant my whole life flashed before my eyes of what life would be like with only one arm..and I sat there for a minute deperately trying to move my fingers until they finally did. Turns out while I was sleeping I only pinched a nerve in my shoulder...T__T

I need to draw crazy lady.

Lol that's happened to me from time to time. One nightmare was with some sort of tenticle spider octopus thing. It latched to my face, woke up with a chill. The other was some sort of giant green fuzzy demon beast, kind of looked like a ten foot tall Grinch... only angrier. I was going to fight it, but the person I was with grabbed me and starting to carry me away, the beast reached out touched my shoulder and I woke up with that same chill feeling.

I hear one ismore likely to have a nightmare when they're in a cold environment.

It's like a furry Hulk or something.

HMM. I'm hot as hell.

It's 7PM and the ad box is playing super happy awesome colorful FANTAGE!!! on the side. Now reading this makes me laugh.

Also, I watched Inception today. Mindfuck up the wahoo it was. (THIS IS RELEVANT I TELL YOU. DREAMS WITHIN DREAMS AND THAT SHIT.)

This is totally seven months later, right?

Well. Ok.

THAT MOVIE SUCKED ASS TESTICLES WITH VOMIT. I honestly must say I hate it. I really do.

STEEEEYYYY.

It's been a few days so you should be safe now. Besides, if you want to get fucked up, watch this: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgWPbnwsIeE">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgWPbn wsIeE</a>
It's weird.

HMM. Durr im goin to watch since its 11:44

EDIT: YOU ARE ONE SICK SON OF A BITCH. FUCK YOU. THAT WAS FUCKED UP. FUCK YOU. DAMN.

we fucking got unscouted again -.-'

Fuck.
Edit: LOL NVM

Furry hulk? What is this? I can't fap to this! You're weird.

YES I AM WEIRD. YOU HAVEN'T VISITED MY LAND MUCH, HAVE YOU?

Dicks. That is all.

Congratulations.

this dream dose not seem to have much meaning... :( you are clinicly crazy.

sorry. >, >

NO SHIT.

Oh shit. I've never had a lucid dream before, so I wouldn't know, but that sounds terrifing. Would probably put me in a state of shell shock for about 30 minutes until I snapped out of it. I've had an experience where my heart beat was synchronizing with my air purifier irl. Creepy shit.

Next time, slap the bitch, and see what happens.

Actually, I'd hug her.
And this one put me into a state of shock for, oh, say, about 7 hours or so.

^
Considering everything you randomly see in a lucid dream is a manifestation of your own mind, slapping a woman that spontaneously appears means you're rejecting something with hidden meaning. Just saying that everything you meet that was not created by you in a dream has a purpose.

If I ever met a crazy lady in a lucid dream, I'd be civil. Or use the freight train method. Quick deaths are better than offending someone.

Reason why I'll embrace whatever the hell that was next time she should appear.
Not that I'll be trying to do so.

And you should try to create a Danmaku battle.

Just don't think about her before going to sleep. But if you do meet her again, who knows? She could be nice when she isn't screaming.

Already did. Bullets burn...a lot.

That's what I was thinking. Perhaps a lost soul who is frightened and easily agitated.
I don't know. I'll find out next time.

No DUAL SPARK?

But realize that she came from you and your mind. SHE IS YOUR FUTURE DAUGHTER, PERHAPS. Good luck with that.

There were too many sparks to keep track of. It hurts your eyes.

A psychotic daughter? FUCK YEAR.

Hmm. Who'd you fight?

^
OH SH-

hey, thx for scouting me!

HAHA. I still got one legit scout offer left, too.
It's all k.

I did say to watch it at your own risk. Ha ha. ^^
So did that help your dream. Now you have something else to be scared at. :D

Watched Nick Watches Suicidemouse.avi.
I lol'd.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6PL8ODp8T8">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6PL8O Dp8T8</a> Here's Gmod Suicide Mouse Survival Guide. It's made the weirdness of suicide mouse go away.

Done.

Some day a monster will pop out of the orifice between your legs and make a lucky man's every waking moment a living hell.

Yuka and then Cirno. I lost both. At least the giant flowers made out of bullets were attractive.

I do not want children, actually. I swear, from what's happened to me in terms of small children:
FUCK NO.

You should meet Koishi. I like Koishi right now.
Or attempt to hold a friendly conversation with Yuka or Yukari. See what happens.

You've forced me to ask. What the hell do you mean by "what's happened to me in terms of small children"?

I always preferred Satori over Koishi, but I haven't tried meeting the latter. Satori I have met. Old Hell is fucking scary in lucid dreams. The water is like marshland water and there are LOADSA SPIDERS.
As youkai get more powerful, they also become more civil. Yukari's a bitch, but Yuka's nice, I suppose. She believes shooting lasers at people is a compliment. Sadists.

Babysitting toddlers. FUCKIN' HELL. EPIC BULLSHIT.

Koishi is supposed to either be a quite pleasant person, or murderous and manipulative with a facade.
OH JOY. Go to the forest with Marisa and eat dem shrooms.

I figured that. Both of them aren't what I'd call "proper company".
Then again, I'm a bitch like Yukari, so I guess she'd be tolerable.

How the hell could that be so bad?

Great, a dream about guessing if I'm going to get killed or not. She could make people willing to get raped with that power of hers.
But that's boring. It's just Marisa, trees, tripping balls, and a chance of getting raped by Alice.

I think I brushed up against a sunflower. Could be the reason for laser spam.
Yukari had no visible reason to be a bitch. Assuming Chen incident.

Dem bitches were fuckin' trying to harm each other and me.
There's this one VIOLENCE OBSSESSED one who keeps saying LETS FIGHT and I have to or he cries and shit. THEN I GET EPIC CUNT PUNTED ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS SINCE HE'S IN FUCKING TAE KWON DO. Fuckin' hell. Hurts.
And then THE OTHERS ARE BICKERING AND CRYING AND SHIT WHEN MY BROTHER AND ANOTHER PERSON WHO ARESUPPOSED TO BE HELPING ME FUCKIN' BAIL AND LEAVE ME TO FUCKING DIE. LAZY ASS FAGGOTS.

YEP
Oh. True. At least there's secks.

D'aww.

Haha, you have to babysit for a living. No teenage job master race here. You should have just strangled the fucking cuntpunter. That should make him stop wanting to fight.
DISREGARD LAWS, ACQUIRE KNIVES. Force them to shut up.

OH BOY, I'LL TRY THAT TONIGHT. With my luck I'll get raped by an autistic Touhou.
Secks is a guarantee during lucid dreams. It's like how Silent Hill must have LOADSA BLOOD.

ART DISCUSSAN. Blatantly obvious Aigis, her neck is huge, she looks as though she just saw sixty people get raped simultaneously and her shoulder extensions are asymmetrical. Same with her waist/thigh extensions. Otherwise it's fine and dandy.

Does not have job. Is lazy.
Has to do it for parents.
And cannot fuck the police.

LOL K.
Has not had.

Made out of leisure. Was not supposed to be perfect. Supposed to be style practice.

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