Ok then fine HOLY GOD FUCK I'M NOT SHITIN EMO DAMMIT.
That better? And I can already tell who the person is calling you a dumbfuck. It's Albino, am I right?
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Lolk.
And I'm calling myself a fuckwit.
You're still playing Borderlands?
That's becoming more and more possible. You know holograms are touchable now, right?
Her character is a stupid fairy who freezes things. She has no story. Hopefully with Fairy Wars we learn more about her.
Life works in extremely strange ways, and I love it. It's sort of sad/amazing that games about drawn lolis that shoot danmaku have evolved into such an "emotional" fanbase. People feel connected to the damn characters, and it all started with a Jap and beer.
DURR THERE HAS BEEN A HUGE CHANGE. I don't think I need to comment on my change. If there was any.
You'll see the worst that humanity has to offer, you know.
DAMN STRAIGHT YOU DON'T HAVE A REAL ARGUMENT TO THAT, SILLY MAC USER
Thank you. This is probably extremely fun because you play as a chill loli.
Still haven't gotten bored of it. New weapons keep showing up. And it's still fun to watch people's heads go pop.
Yeah. WHICH IS WHY I WANT SOMETHING ALONG THOSE LINES.
True. Seriously called Fairy Wars?
I never saw your previous self other than the troll. WHAT WERE YOU LIKE?
That just makes my life seem so much better.
HEY I GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS AND IT'S VERY VERY NICE. SO FUCK YOU AND YOUR HP BULLSHIT. STARCRAFT II COMES OUT ON MAC AS WELL SO HA FUCKER.
I just love it for some reason. Sniper games are just fun. I always love sniping in anything.
I kept my reliable gear and held onto it, selling the rest. If I like the look of a weapon in a game and hate the look of a superior one, I'll keep the weaker weapon. New guns rarely mattered to me.
THINK OF THE POSSIBILITIES. YOU CAN BE ISAAC IN A SIMULATION AND FEEL THE BABY FLESH BEING SMASHED AS YOU CURB STOMP IT.
Yep, that's the official name. Fairies only.
HORRIBLE, WE SHOULDN'T GO INTO IT. I like my dignity where it's at now.
After analyzing a lot of people, I realize how bad my condition is and I am disgusted at those who think they are a wreck. Kids these days.
STARCRAFT II SUCKS, I PIRATED IT. ACTIVISION HAS OFFICIALLY KILLED BLIZZARD. YOU STILL HAVE NO GAMES.
Why does my outfit change so much? I forgot to screencap a gray armored outfit and it never popped up again. I'm thinking the upgrades control the outfit or something. I like this game for the cosmetic things.
<a href="http://img829.imageshack.us/gal.php?g=stupidfuckingnormaloutf.jpg">http://img829.imageshack.us/gal.php?g =stupidfuckingnormaloutf.jpg</a>
I have 84 total slots to hold things. 75 backpack space, 6 active weapon slots, and the three mod slots. And I didn't hack the game.
Also, what I do is try to find awesome weapons or asthetically pleasing weapons. Just today, I found a sniper with a 1.6x Zoom and the CUUTEST SMG EVER AND I TOOK IT HOME (hurr hurr reference). All I do. That and kill people.
BUT I DON'T GET A GIMP MASK OR A PLASMA CUTTER OR ZERO-G(enous) ZONES OR SPINE BAR OR HAMMOND OR BACKSTABBING BITCH OR RANDY.
Is interested still. FAIRY WARS LOLOLOL FAIRY CAN MEAN GAY GUY SO HAHAHA
Agh. So immature.
What dignity? You have a dignity rating of 10.6%. BECAUSE YOU'RE A SOCIOPATHIC DRUNK PSEUDO-PEDOPHILE WHO HAS ANEMIA. So ELABORATE.
Kids these days is right. FUCKING DEPRESSIVE BOUTS WERE BULLSHIT EXCEPT THAT ONE TIME WHERE SHIT REALLY HIT THE FAN AND I GAVE UP ON EVERYTHING. Then I painted Yukari and everything got better.
SRSLY SO KOREA WILL EPIC AN HERO??
Lol never played SC1.
I love that epic white railgun outfit. Ones I've seen were where she's the white railgunner, forest camo commando style, red dress lolita style, and something else that was cool too.
Wait, what the fuck? That has to be a glitch.
I like weapons that look streamlined and aren't a clusterfuck of annoying colors. I also prefer FIRE ELEMENTAL DAMAGE over everything else. My nitpicking probably made the game a thousand times harder. Also, I found killing to become extremely repetitive. Bandits and skags are only fun for so long.
IN GOOD TIME YOU WILL. EVENTUALLY YOU WILL BE ABLE TO SHOOT BULLETS AND FLY AROUND.
It's like you were trying to be immature there. I wonder why Cirno has to kill all the other fairies. I demand a good plot.
Yeah, well...That just means I need to hold on to the little dignity I have.
OH GOD YOU'VE FINALLY REALIZED THIS. This is a good day.
NAH THEY'LL DEAL WITH IT LIKE USUAL. UNTIL JUSTIN BIEBER VISITS THEM, CAUSING AN IRL ZERG RUSH TO SILENCE THE CHILD.
I did. It's fun if you don't take it seriously.
My favorite outfit. <a href="http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/6889/thebest.jpg">http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/68 89/thebest.jpg</a>
This collection is a recording of my last few hours of sniping. At least I unlocked every possible mission, I think. <a href="http://img23.imageshack.us/gal.php?g=allofmyhate.jpg">http://img23.imageshack.us/gal.php?g=
allofmyhate.jpg</a>
CO-OP GLITCH. Epic character reset lets you play the game as a theoretically Level 99 (for me) character. Careful, only do it with characters who have completed the game or if you have someone who's beaten the game already. Eiither that, or get stuck whenever the Guardian Angel decides to speak.
Coolest color scheme for me goes to either S&S, Dahl's Urban Camo, or Hyperion in general. Killing it with fire is so very fun. STINGER HELLFIRE DELIVERS.
It's always satisfying to watch a Bandit's head explode after I snipe him.
Or MASTAR SPAAAARK.
Hur hurr yeah kinda. And maybe she's snapped and goes on FUKKEN EPIC BLOOD RAEG because everyone keeps going "BAKA BAKA BAKA".
NO. ELABORATE AND DIGNITY LEVEL GOES UP. TRUSTWORTHYNESS AND ADMITRANCE TO YOUR PRIOR FLAWS IS KEY.
Stupid hormones, making me a whiny bitch.
LOLOLOL Operation SEND BIEBER TO NORTH KOREA was epic cockblocked by his PR guys.
I'd not enjoy it. Likes RTSs, is not good.
Oh, that's the one I couldn't remember. Tis badass. Still likes the railgun one more, though.
AHAHAHAAHAH ALBUM WAS HILARIOUS.
"CAUTION!"
"CAUTION!"
"CAUTION!"
"mission failed"
Shit, gotta play more.
Why do you call yourself names, i never really got why you were so hard on yourself. :C
BECAUSE RETARDED ZI IS RETARDED
Because I need to acknowledge the fact that I am a fuckwit. Either that, or completely ignore that and pretend I'm not. AND THAT'S LYING TO MYSELF.
That's just cruel to the system. You could solo Crawmerax with that.
FUCK YEAR, URBAN CAMO. I have three guns with that. I ALSO HAVE THE STINGER HELLFIRE. I wish Shock damage wasn't useless. I bypass shields anyway.
As a Hunter, I did that all day. Maybe as a Siren it's less boring.
OR DUAL MASTER SPAAAAAAARK
BRILLIANT! Make it happen. I hope there isn't a 9 joke in this.
BUT I CAN'T BE TRUSTED. Let's just say I was the complete opposite of what I am now.
Hormones? Yeah, okay. At least you aren't going to sink back down like that anymore.
DAMN IT. I saw the kid at an airport once. Every other word out of his mouth is "fuck." I didn't have a gun, don't yell at me.
Try Age of Empires. Unless you are still MACNOGAEMS.
I have encountered a new outfit. Still haven't found that lolita-like one. <a href="http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/153/blueberet.jpg">http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/15 3/blueberet.jpg</a>
Very Hard mode on the fucking time bomb mission is HELL. At night it got slightly easier. But the wind made me barely miss every time. Suddenly, DANGER! OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
I'm not Level 99, though. I just have the abilities of one in the skill tree.
All the cool urban camo guns I've found either suck, are pistols, are 1.0x zoom snipers, or IT'S A GODDAMN THUMPER. And Old Haven with a Hellfire while spitting bullets everywhere equals SCREAMING. Shock damage works with revolvers and Orions. NOT TOTALLY USELESS.
As a Siren, I can use all kinds of weapons to make people die. Hunters are limited to Snipers, Revolvers, Repeaters, and some Shotguns. Sirens can use just about anything except Rockets and Eridians, and I hate Repeaters.
Or just Za Warudo and shoot everyone in the head. That'd be cool.
No. I would expect such a thing out of so much tormenting.
What, an annoying, stupid Newfag equivalent to that one Pirate guy? HO DAMN.
I refuse. I'll take everything with a smile and the determination to get shit right.
AHAHAHA SERIOUSLY? "FUCKIN A BACK THE FUCK UP FUCKER DONT FUCKIN LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT FUCKIN HELL MOTHERFUCKER."
I dun like compy games. Too LAGALAGALAG.
HMM. Had that once too. And the lolita one looked kinda like something from Rozen Maiden.
ARGH I DON'T KNOW HOW TO UNLOCK THAT. Moar playing?
It's still broken as fuck.
I have a good revolver that has urban camo. Not much else though. Oh god, I HATE Old Haven so much. The first time I went there I got slaughtered over and over. After I finally cleared Old Haven out, I got the RRoD. I never use Repeaters, just Revolvers and Snipers.
ZA WARUDO is the most useful ability ever. Prove me wrong.
We'll see what this game does to the fanbase. Worst possible outcome is it doesn't change anything.
Not as bad as Pirate. But yeah, let's go with that.
Son, I am proud.
And he dances when he talks. It looked so silly and no girls wanted to approach him.
Computer games lagging? I thought the Mac was supposed to have better hardware than a PC.
I cannot find that damn lolita outfit. This game is torturing me on purpose.
Did you beat every level of the Tutorial? That's how you unlock things.
Epic is more like it. I HAVE COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF ORANGE IN MY INVENTORY. TOO MUCH. IS IRRITATING TO MANAGE.
I love Old Haven. Except those damn turrets. Those can kcid a kcus.
NOBODY USES REPEATERS UNLESS THEY'RE RETARDED.
This is something outside of even Yukari's ability.
WORST POSSIBLE OUTCOME IS THAT CIRNO TURNS MARY SUE.
Well. Is disappoint at this crap description of your past. DEMANDS MOAR DETAIL
Daughter. I can go around saying son because you guys are all guys, son.
Faaaagggot. Holy shit, I called he's a total douche IRL.
LAGALAGALAG occurs during HIGH QUALITY YEAH.
HURR HURR I FOUND IT AGAIN BUT FORGOT TO SCREENIE. IT'S ALL RED AND STUFF. Haven't gotten that Railgun outfit again, though. But saw something new. Cannot remember. Sorry.
HURR HURR SHTUPID ALISH IS SHTUPID ERRR ERER ERERRRRER RRREER.
Wants Beretta and Super Luck scope. FUCK YEAH SKY HOUSE.
Get yourself some Pearlecent weapons then.
I CAN READ TEXT BACKWARDS YOU KNOW. But yes, those turrets are the ones who killed me the most. So I do hate them.
DURR HURR NORMAL PISTOLS THAT DO SHIT DAMAGE
Well, there's always ultimate magic beyond that. Duplicates, creating and destroying worlds. Yuka has it.
Cirno? Perfect? Never.
I DON'T HAVE A PAST. LET'S ALL NOT HAVE A PAST BEYOND NEWGROUNDS.
You aren't my daughter though. Son sounds more informal.
That's how most celebrities are. EXCEPT KEANU REEVES, THAT GUY IS A TRUE BRO.
HAHA THE MAC HAS NO GOOD QUALITIES
God damn it, I must see all of the outfits. I have screengrab for Firefox so I can cap the image faster and never forget to.
I thought your name wasn't really Alice.
I live in the Sky House and I currently have the Muzzle Brake equipped. I do not know the difference between any of the purchasable barrels, they all give the same upgrade. I also have no clue how to unlock anything.
My brother decided to be a total faggot and force me to give him my GENOCIDE AVENGER. Fucker. Otherwise, I ONLY HAVE A GODDAMN ROSE.
Too much fucking health. And Crit spot is BULLSHIT.
Likes Incindiary Thanatos. Every other bullet is a fire thingy.
AND SHE'S A GREAT FATHER FIGURE TO BOOT
Yeah.
OH, YES YOU DO. YOU HAVE A PAST ON NEWGROUNDS. NOW ELABORATE.
HURR HURR HOW ARE YOU SO SURE
Keanu is pro, man. Another celebrity I'd love to be friends with is probably Anthony Bourdain. He seems cool.
Does not have. FUCKIN' A, FEATHERS KEEP GETTING IN MY NOSE WHEN I BREATH.
Tch. I wish my name was Fiorenze or Alice. But my actual name is too noticable and will most likely be tracked down. SO DEAL WITH ALICE.
Living in Sky House. Bought a lot of stuff.
HURR HURR BEAT "I shoot a moving target!" ON VERY HARD WITH CLASSICAL BARREL AND BLUE NIGHT VISION SCOPE. Was retarded.
Weapons before bros. Never give up something amazing.
I REQUIRE THE USE OF A CRIT SPOT, BASTARDS ARE UNKILLABLE FOR A HUNTER UNDER PRESSURE
Ah, yes. I have four Thanatos. Someone duplicated them and gave some to me.
YOU REMEMBER THAT.
Watch, she'll end up being a true genius around the fairies. She just puts on an act for everyone else.
LET'S JUST SAY THAT ONCE UPON A TIME I HAD ACCOUNTS IN PLACES THAT WERE NOT NEWGROUNDS AND WERE NOT NAMED ALBINOTITAN AND I GOT THEM PURGED IN SHAME SO THERE WERE NO TRACES.
I'm not sure. Is your mom 9 to 14 years old than you? Because if she is, you may have a problem.
You and that damn Chefman. He posed for nude pictures here in the city once, I saw an ad in the subway. Cannot unsee that fucking ad.
WHERE DO THESE FEATHERS COME FROM
So now it's neither. What the fuck, the web of lies expands. YOU HAVE MY ENTIRE NAME, I DON'T EVEN HAVE YOUR FIRST. FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU-
I have all of the purchasable items. Nothing unlocked. I am switching between the Blue Night Vision, Mortar and RPG scopes while still using the muzzle brake.
I do not use the classical barrel, but the Blue Night Vision scope should help with those notches. Damn erratic wind conditions.
Nyeargh. I know. IT'S AWESOME.
Hunter needs MACHINE PISTOL and TRESPASS.
Duped weapons are cheap. ANY RED WEAPONS?
Yes. Because Verbose version sucks. Original is pro.
SHE IS A GENUIS AND YOU KNOW IT
ALSO INTENTIONAL TYPO IS INTENTIONAL.
Well. Still vague. Bleah.
HURR HURR KINDA.
Cool yeah same
Feathers come from my GOOSE DOWN COMFORTER ON MY BED. IS FUNNY. WAKES UP COVERED IN LITTLE FEATHERS.
Seriously, my real name is too uncommon. Easily trackable. And I only know Sean. Nothing else.
NEARGH. Tanaka U needs to keep updating the game.
Classical makes loud noise. Oh, right and the previous statement about Level 2 was unexplained.
I did it in DAYLIGHT on VERY HARD MODE with THE BLUE NIGHT VISION SCOPE. SO FUCKING ANNOYING, COULDN'T SEE THE FAST TARGETS BECAUSE INVISIBILITY.
True, but I bet your not as much as a fuckwit as you act like you are.
Now take all of his weapons and delete his character as revenge.
I HAD THE HYPERION REAPER AND TRESPASS
RED WEAPONS ARE BABIES WHEN YOU HAVE CYAN ONES
The Verbose version is good for teaching phrases. The original is true facts.
I SEE YOU ARE BOTH GENUISES IN DISGUISE.
Well, I don't know your past besides Newgrounds. Eh.
SEEK HELP AND HAVE YOUR DAD GET A DNA TEST.
Wait, what? Why would [State] have the ad too?
I DON'T THINK THE FEATHERS ARE SUPPOSED TO LEAK OUT OF YOUR COMFORTER
WELL I WOULD TELL YOU ALL OF MY NAME BECAUSE I'M NOT AFRAID OF BEING TRACKED BECAUSE NO ONE IS GOING TO TRACK ANY OF US.
I want my Super Luck scope. Imagine that on the timebomb mission.
I wish I could read moonrunes so I know what the fuck anything does besides "hurr it makes a loud noise."
I DID THAT ON THE FUCKING TIMEBOMB MISSION. IT'S A THOUSAND TIMES WORSE.
Also, finally got that lolita dress. <a href="http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/4595/lolita.jpg">http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/45 95/lolita.jpg</a>
that is most ponderous
Rabid-Monkey101
Oh and by the way, Albino said that you though that I offed myself and that I was sadder then usual (earlier this month) 1. Not emo. 2. Really just calmed down. :P
ZeroInsanity
HURR HURR THAT WAS A WHILE AGO.
And I meant it in a satirical light. SIMPLY TO MAKE YOU GO "FUCKIN HELL IM NOT EMO GODDAMN".