Local crossdresser gets horny, screams at the void
Age 28, Female
Slut
The Flat-Chested Girls Academy
Line Ark
Joined on 4/1/09
Wait, so... You expected legit criticism from dA? That place is worse than it is here when it comes to reviewing. Actually, they're about the same, so disregard the above statement.
The Sonicfags will eventually get out of their phase, then new ones will come and be just as annoying as the previous ones. The cycle never ends.
Hey, I didn't know. More pro artists there and I figured as much.
But I was wrong and everyone has exponentially lower artistic skills than an autistic child with narcolepsy, much less my crap skill.
FUCKING SONIC IS DEAD.
I was reading your Bio and was wondering...do they even have such a thing as depressants?
Category of drugs that slow the bodily system down.
I believe they're also called barbituates?
This may be the longest news post that isn't just random spam on NG.
I love it.
Also, hello. How might you be?
Nah, I may have seen longer.
I feel tired. No, lethargic and unaccomplished.
You seem like a person that needs to find Jesus. Will you pray with me?
I already have religion. I just don't think that God or Jesus should have to fuck around with my bullshit when they have much more pressing matters.
yay! you haz scanner nowz! looking forward to the following pieces! :3
Expect moar does not translate into immediately.
But whenever I do have one or more to present, I'll be able to do so immediately.
damn it... I reviewed your new art without FULLY reading through the news post update -.-''' sry...
"Sanchez (thanks for the assistance)"
You're welcome :3
how have ya' been?
D'aww. You people and your lack of patience.
Overall, disappointed. I had so many goals for this summer and haven't gotten around to any but a few.
But I got a driving permit and I don't suck immense cock at driving, so yeah.
can i interest you in some horsecore?
Apologies, I've got other interests.
Like electricity.
Yeeeeeeeeeeee.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeey.
^
This is what happens when you talk to people.
Especially people who try trolling by acting absolutely retarded and underaged. Too bad it works.
I remember when trolling used to be just pissing people off to the extent they An Hero. But those are the old days.
Like Ekim. We won the moment Wyvvern hax0red him. That was awesome.
Even though it wasn't really hax, but the fuckwit just gave him the password, but whatever.
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT! WUT??? YOU HAZ DRIVER PERMIT??? O___O
omfg... you're younger than me and already have a driver permit... over here in Germany you can only get one if you've completed your 17th year of existance...
*gets depressed, cowers in a corner*
Man... another reason for me to wish I'd be living in the USA -.-'
It's 14 years old round here. D'AWW.
THEN MOVE TO THE USA. Don't whine, just do.
I don't have a fedora.
I HAVE A FUCKING USHANKA HAT YOU DAUGHTER OF A MOTHER!!!
>:-(
I have a bottle of vodka,but I don't have any pickles.
Got any pickles?
Wait,why did I say that?It was sort of weird.
Still...
Got any pickles?
Son, if I had a pickle, that's not healthy for a 14 year old female.
The Japanese call that Futanari.
well, if you ever change your mind
I'll change my mind if you give me electricity in a torturous, painful, or kinky way.
What the hell happened here? You release some art and then all of a sudden you've got a Ruski, absolutely random people and three self-proclaimed trolls clawing to get into your pants. It's one year ago all over again minus the Russian.
And then this was on the front page. <a href="http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=806003">http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=po st&s=view&id=806003</a>
Result of random comment chain of mine at 3:00 am.
Also, saw that one about two months ago on R34Paheal. Danbooru has other related pictures by the same artist.
Paheal is way too fucking slow for me. But I'm going to assume you've saved every electricity picture on the site. The only author I know and can recognize is Depth Bomb. <a href="http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=depth_bomb">http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=po st&s=list&tags=depth_bomb</a>
I use Gelbooru simply because I can enter in more tags.
Usotsukiya, Koku, and Raiden are my preferred artists. And some other guy whose name I can't recall.
All of those mostly draw nudity and secks. Oh you.
I've seen and saved too many pictures to pick a favorite artist. It would take me days to create a list. Which reminds me I should start moving my pictures file into .rar form. Easier to organize 30GB from there.
Love their style, but is disappointed (somewhat) at the abundance of hentai.
And you do that.
I doubt you're really disappointed. But yes, they do have very clean styles.
I chose three artists. Aryus, Jema, and Pkk. There were others I wanted to pick but they only drew about 5 things.
Reason why I put somewhat.
I'll take a look.
Aryus' style bored me. Overemphasis on hair detail.
Jema was ok, but too much Patchy and oversized breasts kinda drove me away.
Now Pkk, I've seen his stuff before, and it's the kibd of style I like. With medium/high contrast between shadow and lighting and gradient stuff. Awesome
how good are you at doing an english accent?
I'm pretty good at it, why?
That massive wall of text there nearly made me cry.
It will get longer eventually. When I regain interest.
Hmm. I'd never look into something that much. In fact, I usually just say "I like this" or "I don't like this." But you're the artist.
Now that I know you like that sketchy style with awesome backgrounds I can actually choose artists easily. If only that shortened the list. Anything in particular you want?
What I search for:
Not too overcomplicated, but detailed enough.
High contrast between darks and lights.
Preferably, those cool gradient eyes like how Usotsukiya does it.
Otherwise, brightly colored and noticeable eyes. Not necessarily HYOOGE, but just noticably bright.
And hair mustn't be the overly detailed style Aryus has.
Mezmerization
Oh, you and your huge-ass posts that I can almost never read through.
This is Izzy712 from dA, by the way. You might recognize me. MAYBE.
ZeroInsanity
May shut down dA account. Is not using and is not what expected.
Expected legit criticism and such.
Got NG accompanied by Sonicfags.