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Rabid-Monkey101 2010-04-16 22:09:08

Wars only kill. :L

ZeroInsanity 2010-04-16 22:09:08

Cold War never got any kills.

AlbinoTitan 2010-04-16 22:25:22

I'm listening to #2 way too much. I'm addicted to dem nuclear tits.

That happens to me every day. And yet when I raise my hand and mix up anything everyone says "HURR DURR YOU MADE A MISTAKE" when they can't answer the question. And they draw stupid shit like football fields to look intellectual because they know where the yard lines are.

Perhaps the cake will stop being a lie. Do want as well.

But...Yuka's mature. YUKA IS BEAUTIFUL NOT CUTE. WHAT THE FUCK. Thanks for the definition though.

God damnit. I HAVE NOT LIED TO YOU.
No, just find one of those 10,000 DevianTART .swf's that are about creating a Sonic character.
What if I threaten to suicide?

It's one of my favorite movies. V for Vendetta was hot too.
In front of my parents would be a problem...hmm. Well, better kill them. I'd have no shame in doing that. Then I can be drunk and rape three year olds all I want.

a. So she carries darkness around, eats people, and she constantly says IS THAT SO~. ZUN has created a monster.
b. She was also the first Yukari. She was a narcoleptic.
c. TOO MANY FUCKING THIEVES. Can I just throw a video game at her? That'll keep her occupied.
d. Does not want Yuyuko trying to eat me.
e. I DON'T DESERVE AIDS YET.
f. I'll steal that token thingy. OF COURSE I DON'T KNOW ITS NAME.

Or just screw the achievement and use the crowbar and a shotgun to annihilate every bastard crab you see.

Nuclear tits should be funded first, though.
I don't know any details on it, yet. Probably another huge boss to kill with a few new Pearlecents. Maybe a raise in the level cap.

I SHOULD JUST SAVE EVERYTHING I SEE, SHOULDN'T I? I'll request it sometime soon.
Worst thing Chen could possible do? I wonder...

BUENO. Now really, stop with that faggot illegal immigrant language.
My computer is saying I pirated the Vista so it stole my desktop and bombards me with messages saying "HOLY SHIT THIS ISN'T VALID GO DIE IN A FIRE" It's been doing this for a year. Damned Best Buy didn't fix it properly.
You have to build barricades to fight the zombie menace. 100% player controlled. Ce n'est pas penible.

ZeroInsanity 2010-04-16 22:25:22

Listening to #2, #5, and #4 in copious amounts.

FUCK THE PEOPLE IN MY SCIENCE CLASS ARE RETARDED AS SHIT.

There's co-op now. You can be a turret or a personality thingamajig.

Ok. Yuka is legal. Many are loli or jailbait. Depends on the artist.

ORLY.
That was my plan.
And I know you won't an hero for some bitch across the internet. You'll just RAGEQUIT NG.

The Hurt Locker sucked immense chode.
You're fucked up. Badly.

a. Yeah, that's the point. Funny how she's only a Stage 1 boss.
b. How is Yuka narcoleptic. Yukari's just lazy.
c. No, she's smart. She knew what a Nintendo DS was, and uses a cell phone to contact Ran. Won't work, and she'll just gap away for a couple minutes and have pawned it off already.
d. Yuyuko doesn't eat humans. I think.
e. YOU HAVE NO SHAME IN RAPING THREE YEAR OLDS AND KILLING YOUR PARENTS. TCH.
f. Mini-Hakkero. Magical Generator. Fun tool with simple instructions.

Can't. Only rented.

Yes. Wait, no. Interdimensional portal to Gensokyo, get Utsuho to agree to examination, and replicate OJ cannon and nuclear tits. Also study physics behind Gaps.

YES YOU SHOULD. EVEN THE SICK STUFF.

It's not Spanish. It's Mexican.
LOLOLOLOL GEEK SQUAD ISN'T AS COMPETENT AS YOU THINK.
I see. Most people just barricade a door and watch as other noobs get raped trying to get in.

AlbinoTitan 2010-04-16 23:41:07

#2 has been on repeat on my mp3 all day.

FUCK THIS GIRL IN MY HISTORY CLASS SAID TOJO WAS MUSSOLINI

Interesting. This will either be awesome or suck ass.

Flandre porn makes me upset, actually. I'M NOT ALL THAT BAD...KINDA.

I don't remember lying to you. OH COME ON HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU LIED?
There are a lot of shitty .swf's there. A LOT.
YEAH WELL...DON'T PROVE IT. I'll do it. Yeah, I'll overdose on alcohol while RAGEQUITTING the internet.

And yet it's apparently the best movie ever. Avatar was good, but not as good as people let on.
Well, you still talk to me. So it can't be that bad.

a. Jesus christ, what was a Stage 2 boss in her game?
b. She used to be depicted as sleeping CONSTANTLY. Because of her slow speed in the PoFV. And she went crazy whenever someone woke her up. AND YUKARI IS NOW DEPICTED AS SLEEPING CONSTANTLY, RIGHT?
c. I'll throw an Xbox at her. Enough time to run away.
d. Youmu will stab me so many times Yuyuko will think I'm just normal meat.
e. Your point? It's my nature. You don't get AIDS for your nature unless it's sexual- FUCK I'M SCREWED.
f. Don't copy and paste that again, please. I understand it's a "destruction of love" or something.

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU ONLY RENT IT?

Ahh. I'd have to deal with Satori to get Utsuho. But after that I'd copy them blueprints among some physical tests. But NO CHANCE IN HELL AM I GOING IN ONE OF THOSE GAPS. Unless I convince Suika to go in first. So if the Gap goes to some hellhole I at least have her.

Fine. The second one is Monty Pythons, by the way. So if you haven't seen the sketch it won't make much sense.
<a href="http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/6513/1271250689509.jpg">http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/65 13/1271250689509.jpg</a>
<a href="http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/5281/1271252145945.jpg">http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/5281 /1271252145945.jpg</a>
<a href="http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/7936/1271253062509.jpg">http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/79 36/1271253062509.jpg</a>
<a href="http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/8048/1271260870085.png">http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/80 48/1271260870085.png</a>
<a href="http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/6164/1271262615838.png">http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/61 64/1271262615838.png</a>

I DON'T SPEAK FRENCH, I SPEAK CANADIAN.
I at least expect them to reinstall Vista. I need to get all my pictures on a flash drive. They're all too valuable to lose and Geek Squad shouldn't see them.
Yeah, that's what happens. The annoying part is when those slow people throw grenades at the barricade and doom everyone. You have to be REALLY SLOW to miss the building of a barricade.

ZeroInsanity 2010-04-16 23:41:07

Love these songs. Srsly.

Dumbshit. People at my school are still immature enough to use "bcuz i sed so" as a reason for their answers.

I'll go with awesome.

Only while Lrnin2WhiteKnight with Palidian. Ended up corrupting and that disappointed him.
Fine, I won't pull any shit.

Dude, it took 9001 minutes to show a sniping scene. Otherwise the movie makes Murka look like a clusterfuck of numbshits overdosed on testosterone while the Iraqis look like crazy retards who are ALL terrorists in some way.
True, I don't know why I continue to converse with you. Oh, wait. I'm ALSO a sick fuck. Not your level, but I would do what Sara did: Horridly torture, amputate, and mutilate other people I don't like JUST BECAUSE THEY LAUGHED AT ME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THEIR LIVES.

a. I believe Stage 1, but I should check.
b. Well, that's not narcolepsy. That's just like hibernation. Narcolepsy is when you get excited and IMMEDIATELY fall asleep. And Yukari is just lazy because Ran doesn't wanna get gapped in front of a train after telling her she's a lazy-ass.
c. She'll midair gap that to Rinnosuke's shop, then gap in front of you, and THEN gap you in front of a train.
d. Then try... Aya. Aya will have alcohol, food, I believe that she dislikes Mystia. ZUN is also speculated to be a drinking buddy of hers. Therefore, moar beer.
e. Have fun with your Yamame AIDS.
f. MASTAAAAAR SPAAAAAAAAARK

WELL I COULDN'T JUST GO OUT AND BUY IT.

Satori scares me. Koishi is the one I like, but she's much worse. She reads your SUBCONCIOUS. Therefore, knows what you're thinking. ALL THE TIME. And though Utsuho is also an idiot (6), she probably won't appreciate you feeling up her nuclear tits.
And if Suika goes in first and it IS a hellhole, then wouldn't Suika die? THEREFORE YOU LOSE YOUR DRUNK LOLI. But I'd try to convince Yukari to trust us. This would be after I can call her Yukarin without getting Train'd.

[New Line] I would be our Gensokyan Ambassador, so I'd first get the trust of Reimu, then Yukari, then Sanae (which leads to Suwako/Kanako), then Remilia (ties into Sakuya to prevent you getting ZA WARUDO'd), then... Marisa.

DOHOHO I SEE. The Nya~ thing is a reference to Umineko No Naku Koro Ni, I think. The kid goes UUU UUU UUUU SO MANY FUCKING TIMES that the mom snaps and goes fucking crazy and beginse to beat the annoying bitch, I think to death.

Stupid bastards. Fuck Vista, just go to Win7.

Knew it. I like watching zambie survival games.

Rabid-Monkey101 2010-04-17 11:03:13

You a workin on the deadeye pic? D:

ZeroInsanity 2010-04-17 11:03:13

On Monday.
Does not work on weekend.

xellon 2010-04-17 15:20:32

why the disapproval?

oh sorry Lead Operative Zi.
please don't airlock me >.<

ZeroInsanity 2010-04-17 15:20:32

WAAAAAY TOO OVERDONE. Only time it's acceptable is in Gurren Lagann.

Hmm.

igott 2010-04-17 17:15:37

Sanchez in war with Albino?

HO HO HO HO.
I'm in on this shit.
Once I relearn how to troll, because I really lost it.

ZeroInsanity 2010-04-17 17:15:37

I troll IRL. Therefore, I never lose it.

igott 2010-04-17 17:30:44

Too busy listening to The Jam.

ZeroInsanity 2010-04-17 17:30:44

Hmm. Ok.
For you, I'd recommend the 4th video.

AlbinoTitan 2010-04-17 18:01:41

I have found a stable emulator that comes with English patches.

However, it only allows two games at a time. So I chose IaMP and EoSD.

ZeroInsanity 2010-04-17 18:01:41

Hisoutensoukou (?) is where it's at. You can play as Cirno, Meiling, and I think they added Utsuho in that mix.
Also, go Mugen. EVERY CHARACTER YOU COULD DREAM OF.

AlbinoTitan 2010-04-17 23:23:11

I still can't stop repeating #2. When I start worrying about my obsession with it I start repeating #1 and #4 OVER AND OVER. Vicious cycle.

Get used to it. People here still say that and other annoying things. "Your mother" is still EXTREMELY popular. So is "that's what she said."

If it's co-op as in you require each other to complete puzzles, maximum trolling may occur. If it's Versus, then nothing terrible should happen, but it wouldn't be as fun.

I don't remember anything from those days. Fuck Palidian, though. "I want to be a troll. No wait, trolls are bad. I hate them. HOLY FUCK I HATE THEM. Oh hey Albino can I be a troll again?"
inb4 You do it anyway because SOMEONE told you to.

You would reference George Bush. The only proper war movie that everyone once said was "THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER" was Saving Private Ryan. There are lesser known but more realistic war movies out there.

So I'm your sick fuck mentor? Okay, then. But please elaborate on WHO THE FUCK SARA IS, thank you.

a. No, I mean, if Rumia the absolute horror is a Stage 1 boss, what was a Stage 2 boss? It's hard to top CONSTANT DARKNESS.
b. Well, whatever...When did Gensokyo get trains? I know it doesn't have buses, but I haven't seen any other forms of transportation. Everyone just flies or walks around.
c. CAN I BRIBE HER IN ANY WAY?
d. She'll make me work for her goddamn gossip newspaper.
e. I'd probably die of some other cause before she gave me AIDS.
f. "There's two of you, so I get two chances!"

GET A JOB, YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH TO HAVE WORKING PAPERS

Anyway I can convince Satori and Utsuho? Would saying I want prostate cancer work?
She should be able to handle herself. Besides, I'd go in after her, so I'd die too. And nothing of value would be lost. Also, I've seen people saying Yukarin, but I don't get it. It's one letter, why is it bad?

You need a plan. Now you have to write that entire thing here. But give me the TL;DR version.

Did you say...UMINEKO?! "Problem, Battler?" YES THERE'S A FUCKING PROBLEM, STOP TELLING ME ABOUT YOUR FUCKING PUMPKIN FETISH AND GET OUT YOU BITCH.

I have to assemble my next computer so I keep putting it off. If I just buy one then it'll suck and be terrible. AGAIN.

Watching zombie survival games? How does one watch game?

ZeroInsanity 2010-04-17 23:23:11 (Updated 2010-04-18 20:16:57)

Ok, we're fucking even now. Stupid fucking iPod Touch lagged out and deleted THE WHOLE FUCKING THING after submission because the page refreshed.

OH LAWDY WHAT HAVE I DONE

People here just call each other gay or faggots, and make notions toward being retarded. Also, much fun is had here based on racist jokes.

Just co-op. There's bound to be a fail-safe for trollin'.

FUCKING STARSHIP TROOPERS WAS MORE REALISTIC.

[Wuh oh TL;DR alertz]
Profile No. 07
Sara Raine-Project 07
a.k.a: "The Manipulator"

<PUBLIC RECORD>
City/Nation of Birth: London, England
Gender: Female
Blood Type: A+
Birthdate: March 12, 1997
Hair Color: Dark Red
Eye Color: Cyan
Weight: 129.5 lbs
Height: 6' 0"
Status: Alive
Race: Caucasian
Parents: Will & Leah Raine

<PERSONAL HISTORY>
This young woman was procured after being found unconcious a couple miles from a mental hospital. After research into her history, she was found to be a mentally disturbed sadist, who eventually ended up being sent to the hospital after beating, kidnapping, and torturing someone who humiliated her during school. After staying for what was discovered to be a mere nine days, she escaped from her chamber and proceeded to cheerily kill all of the hospital personnel (81 total) in highly inhumane methods. This was all due to the fact that one employee who serves her lunch was busy and lost track of time, and she was greatly frustrated by this. However, her mental capacity was considerably high, along with her IQ. In lieu of sentencing her to death for her mass murder, Ms. Raine was taken to Wavelength, where her mental capacity was heavily magnified; thus resulting in 07.

<personality>
Dark, very morbid. Enjoys harming people emotionally or physically. Has a very high sense of remorse, but supresses it. Advocates use of inhumane methodology in combat. Highly sadistic; loves seeing people in pain. Smiles sincerely and laughs psychotically as she kills.

<WAVELENGTH FILE>
Recorded Augments:
- ESP Magnification Implant: Drastically magnifies ESP ability. (note: if task provides too much mental stress, subject blacks out)
- Heightened muscle strength
- Strengthened bone resilience
- Vaccinated for all common diseases
- Mental Concentration Implant

Known Trainers/Handlers:
Dr. Eric Ceros
Dr. Jonathan Icarus
Dr. Sirius Peterson
Dr. Zach Brendan

Known Weapons Preferred:
- Combat environment
- ESP Telekinetic ability
- Knives

Enough of an explanation?

a. Not really. The darkness around here is in a sphere about 6 feet in diameter, from the looks of it.
b. No, I mean that Yukari crosses dimensions, and sends you from Gensokyo into the real world. And in front of a train.
c. Unless you have some SERIOUS shit, then NO CHANCE IN HELL.
d. Maybe. Suck it up. Either that or you go fucking crazy while your ears fountain blood.
e. Yeah. BY THE OTHER GIVEN CAUSES OF DEATH.
f. Fun Fact: Marisa's Master Spark and Non-Directional Laser were both stolen from Yuka and Patchy respectively.

NO I'M NOT I HAVE NO PRIOR EXPERIENCE IN ANY FIELD OF WORK

Utsuho: Yes. Satori: Maybe, if you can decieve her mood-scanner eye. Otherwise, no.
You're real nice. Even a flammable oni isn't invincible.
Yukarin is a PERSONAL, AFFECTIONATE NICKNAME. It's like calling some girl Mimi when her name's Monica or something. But you don't do that to someone you don't know well, do you?

Will type up later. Is pissed now.

Find BestMomEver.swf (i think that's it)

LOLOLOL you lazy butt.

>Go to Youtube
>Look up CS Zombie Mod/Gmod Zombie Mode
>Watch
>????
>Profit

AlbinoTitan 2010-04-18 01:40:36

>Start up IaMP
>Pick Marisa
>Choose both Sparks as my spell cards
>Stage 1: "Oh this is pretty easy, I just have to use master spark and graze. I haven't lost a bar yet."
>Stage 2: "Hmm, still pretty easy."
>Stage 3: "Okay what the fuck Patchy you're not fair. STOP THROWING SO MUCH CRAP AT ME."
>Stage 4: "JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FLYING FUCK IS THIS, A THIRD SIGN? WHAT THE FUCK DIE ALREADY REMILIA GOD DAMNIT"

I gave up. Also, I think it said there are 18 stages. I can't do 18 stages with only 3 continues.

ZeroInsanity 2010-04-18 01:40:36

Fucking Stage Three always goes fucking crazy.

AlbinoTitan 2010-04-18 10:46:02

Disregard that. Beat the game with Ending no. 12. Marisa's Bad Ending.

Bad Ending?

ZeroInsanity 2010-04-18 10:46:02 (Updated 2010-04-18 20:33:45)

TIME PARADOX
No, its if you don't get some prequisites right.
Like getting there in time, having enough points, or some other thing like that. In IN, you have to get there in a specific time or you lose or don't get to continue.
Eventually, there's a True Ending which has the story end the way it's supposed to end.

xellon 2010-04-18 15:57:19

yeah i guess you're right.
gurren lagann is pretty sweet though, is it?

ZeroInsanity 2010-04-18 15:57:19

DAMN STRAIGHT.

Rabid-Monkey101 2010-04-19 06:32:49

Deadeye naw?

ZeroInsanity 2010-04-19 06:32:49

Trying to. Is in art block.

AlbinoTitan 2010-04-19 07:33:32

No, we're uneven again. My dad broke the internet and now I have to reconnect my laptop to the main computer and deal with Verizon's bullshit to get an internet connection back. I hate this computer because it has MOTHERFUCKING Windows 7.

IT ONLY GETS WORSE FROM HERE, AND ENJOY YOUR COLLEGE WANNABE FRAT BOYS...BUT IN HIGH SCHOOL.

Notice how I haven't done any racial jokes in awhile. I may be on the road to sanity and purity.

I would laugh if they equipped gLaDoS (TOO MANY RANDOM CAPITALS) with that failsafe. And when the trolling happens, she (or it, if you want to be a bitch) goes batshit insane with some sort of weapon.

Giant spiders in space > Terrorists.

What the fuck kind of eye color is Cyan? Why the fuck is she 12/13? How dare she feel remorse for killing people. IF I HAD THAT POWER...But yes, enough of an explanation.

a. That's not that bad. Unless the darkness is special and can stop boolets. From a shotgun.
b. FUCK FORGET THE TRAIN PART BEING GAPPED OUT OF THERE ITSELF IS BAD.
c. Three diamonds?
d. I guess getting shot up by angry lolis is better than my ears being a waterfall of blood...Wait. IT'S NOT WORTH IT.
e. So that's it. I either get AIDS or die by every other character.
f. I knew she stole from Yuka, but I didn't know about Patchy. Both very helpful attacks.

PUT CHORES AS A PREREQUISITE, THEN WORK AS A WHORE FOR THE HEADCRABS

Fucking ZUN just has to make it a bitch to get to any of his characters. I'm feeling kind of no-lifed right now for saying I want prostate cancer from a fictional character.
I said I'd die with her, what more do you want? Yuka is unkillable, but no chance in hell is she getting in the gap.
Ah. Why would you add a letter when you could just be formal and not take a chance at getting mauled by Ran/Chen or getting gapped in front of a train?

You don't say you're pissed and then not elaborate. It's not right. SO WHY ARE YOU PISSED, HMM?

Yeah. That was it. Crossovers get confusing.

There's too many parts to pick. What if I have to pick 4 parts? GOD FORBID MORE THAN THAT.

ZM on CSS also has a ton of crappy side mods. Like "World of Warcraft," where the players all get a race and special abilities. It just leads to no-lifes raping everything.

ZeroInsanity 2010-04-19 07:33:32

Aw, what the fuck. Is your dad a drunk too?

GAWDAMNIT. Oh well. That means that there's going to be the normal people, the bisexual emos, then the 1337 N3rd5, and then the jocktards.

DON'T DO IT FAGGOT.

They have to implement some kind of fail-safe. Somehow.

RICO'S ROUGHNECKS. And actually, they can't be spiders because they only had 4 legs.

Well, all people have a subconcious sense of remorse. With you, you seem to just ignore it outright. With Sara, she is kinda torn between her extreme psychosis/love of killing people and the little voice in her head that says this isn't right.
But don't you worry, she never begins to hate killing people. She just wants to make herself feel human instead of a walking psychic bomb.

a. No, it can't stop bullets. Rumia is a dumbass and wanders aimlessly, which by blind luck leads into eating people. Otherwise, she spends her day walking/running into trees.
b. WELL THEN DON'T PISS HER OFF.
c. Gensokyans wouldn't care about that. Now a fully operating Alienware computer with 10 Terabytes of memory and pre-downloaded games ACCOMPANIED BY A WIRELESS ROUTER: That's what you should be looking for.
d. Since when can you get shot up? DANMAKU? You can't kill people with danmaku.
e. Yes, that'll happen if you decide to go into Gensokyo and be as disrespectful as you normally would be in real life. And from what I've seen, you're going to piss a lot of people off.
f. Yuka can 1-Up Marisa, since she has the Dual Spark.

NO. The only thing that will ruin my chances to get a job is that I have NO FUCJING VOLUNTEER WORK. Because volunteer work is fucking retarded in my opinion. The 'warm fuzzy feeling' is not a fucking payment.

Well, you're not being fanboy here. You're just speculating. I think. I dunno. I wanna live in Gensokyo. I don't care about it's dangers, it still sounds like a nice place.
Well, then become friends with her and tell her to help get Yukari's trust.
My notion to being able to call her Yukarin is that at that point, she and I will be friends emough so she trusts me. Therefore, Interdimensional Gap Lady who I can ask to gap the people who piss me off in front of a speeding train.

Was pissed at the fact that the comment went boomies. Won't write it for a while. Need to think it through.

UH OH 4 PARTS?! NO WAY THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

I only watch the modern ones for CSS that nobody fucked with. Otherwise, I also keep track on Touhou Fortress 2.

xellon 2010-04-19 14:37:18

though being overly done is better than having another "slide-show" like fight scenes where there's like 10 hours of monologue in one fight, trash talk anime style close up shots, then one of them suddenly appears behind the other, monologue in between attacks, and then more slide-show like moves happen
o.o

if it was a flash on newgrounds that would have been epic

ZeroInsanity 2010-04-19 14:37:18

Reason why I appreciate Higurashi more.

AlbinoTitan 2010-04-20 15:32:20

No. I have to contact Verizon and do the stupid shit so I can actually use my laptop again. I can only play offline games on it. Like IaMP.

There are so many more groups than that. Add a group for drugs, sex, and drugs with sex.

If I was pure or sane, what would happen?

Or they can let you rot in your hell-hole because your teammate won't fucking play/is purposely being terrible.

Spider-like alien beasts. Replace the Marines of Alien with Rico's Roughnecks. Alien ends in a half hour and is a terribly unfair movie.

I should try some mass murders. Then if the police come I can practice on them. Killing civilians is bad practice if you plan on going up against the army.
Silence the little voice in her head so she can be the perfect meta-human. Also, her conscience is BABIES. Mine suggests murder and rape on a daily basis. I have only listened to it when it suggested lower rate things.
Humans are weak, though. They're all "BAWWWW MY BABY DIED." If that happened to Sara, she should laugh and overkill the corpse.

a. You didn't mention this earlier...So I don't need a shotgun?
b. YOU SAID SHE DOES IT FOR FUN. Besides, I'm bound to piss her off eventually.
c. I must deliver the power of electricity and bring an Xbox.
d. Reisin probably has an armory. And her guns do more than danmaku, I think.
e. Well, maybe I'll be different in paradise. Or I could find people who look past that and shit. Or are equally douchebags.
f. DAMN STRAIGHT. The only weakness Yuka has is her speed. Which is FUCKING SLOW.

Ehh. I have a strictly Catholic family. I had to do volunteer work. DO NOT WANT. DIDN'T EVEN HELP ME GET A JOB.

Yes, speculating and entertaining myself with possible outcomes. Even though you can die by the hands of almost everyone there, it's still considered paradise. So it can't be that dangerous.
Yuka? Friends? I'm not a gardener, you know. My only chance of that plan is gone already. Unless I convince her that alcohol is a fertilizer. WHICH IT ACTUALLY IS. Therefore, Psycho Flower Lady who rapes and tears people asunder will help me survive and maybe study gaps. You could handle the gaps, though.

After every paragraph I write, I copy the whole thing. Very helpful.

SO MANY RANDOM LETTERS AND NUMBERS. HgZfw2jfeak.20 IS NOT A PART TO ME.

I stopped watching the progress on that ages ago. Because dat voice. YOU KNOW WHICH VOICE I'M TALKING ABOUT.

AlbinoTitan 2010-04-20 17:42:09

Success, my laptop is working again.

All I had to do was deal with 1 hour of my parents almost discovering my Pictures folder. Among other things.

xellon 2010-04-20 21:33:58

yeah, you are the boss. can't argue with that
cool music post btw
:D

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