xellon 2010-04-12 03:48:35

EVERYBODY'S SAYING THAT BUT NOBODY IS DOING ANYTHING
c'moonnnnnnnnnnnnn kill me kill me
FUCKING KILL ME ALREADY

AlbinoTitan 2010-04-12 07:52:53

Uhh. I wrote this entire thing first period because the teacher is boring as fuck. Good ol' phone.

The only insult people have for you is filthy tree-sap addicted hippie.

And Suwako has a motherfucking frog hat. And small tits. And Sanae has medium tits. And Kanako has large tits. Variety is nice.
YEAH I THINK THIS LINE IS DEAD

Alright, I found something that had "O-" written on it. Is a Suika then. Great, even my blood is with me drinking.

YEAH THAT WAS A GOOD HINT I GOT IT NOW. I don't think I would rape a 14 year old OVER THE FUCKING INTERNET though.
HUEHUEHUE. Making you stop isn't hard. I just have to type something sexual that you don't want.

Of all the things in the world, prawns like cat food. So does Prawnman.
Fine, I won't expect it. But I await the day where a piece of art pops up and is rated M or A.

He's going to kill me because I told you. God damn.
Malachy banned me for preserving JUSTICE. What an ass. I can't ban anyone. THOUGH XELLON IS GETTING REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING WITH HIS REAL LIFE SPEECH-WRITING THING.

Could that create a parallel universe? Because if it does I'm going to try acting like a drunk loli.

I have the only stable connection out of all my friends, so if lag happens, I barely get hit by it. Unless it's so bad I fall off Pandora or something like that. The only times I lie is when I decide to be a complete ass and take all the Pearlecent weapons I see without sharing them. I say they are just blue weapons and that I sold them.

Great, now to start this plan. While you try to invent brainwashing I can just shoot people.

Igott's plan to share the world with me, and then me crossing him results in spahs being planted in the cities. It made me mad. I DON'T WANT FUCKING SPAHS IN MY BASE.

kazumazkan 2010-04-12 08:58:21

yes the art portal

Sanchez150894 2010-04-12 11:08:09

Uh, I made a walfas avatar, but I didn't screenshot it something.
I'll just give you the "DNA" of it, so you can replicate it in the Clone thingy, alright? :3
Maybe you can take some inspiration from that for the next time ^^

DNA:
3.39:Shin:100:0:180:32:138:101:94:30:
130:69:68:252525

AlbinoTitan 2010-04-12 15:23:55

Obvious massive grammar errors in the last paragraph.

We apologize for any inconvenience.

xellon 2010-04-13 06:15:55

yes, i am aware. that's why i'm serious

Rabid-Monkey101 2010-04-13 19:22:38

Lulzk?

AlbinoTitan 2010-04-13 22:59:48

Uh. iPhone 3GS. I got it as a gift and it's cool and stuff. OH GOD NOW I AM THE LITTLE GIRL

Well, Wood Elves don't generally create art. I was going by a racial stand-point. They take offense to that sort of thing.

I CAN REVIVE IT. At school we are now playing Pavane for the Dead Princess. Fuck yeah. It's hard though.

Hmm. That's not exactly good. Am I able to get raped?

I'm not that bad. Also, I wouldn't rape someone I moderately like or above. Only complete and total hatred causes rape.
Wait, you don't know how to make me stop talking. I HAVE THE UPPER HAND.

I liked the alien weapons. Though I wish Prawns had more unarmed combat skill.
You fucking inform us if that happens. So I can just go ahead and execute everyone in [Your state] first because you'll probably get killed. One state gone is one problem gone. Or it can get sunk like in my plan.

Nah, you'll probably get around to making a new post before he sees it.
Reimu becomes a mod for the BBS and Art Portal. What happens?
He's TRYING to be weird. Which pisses me off. I hate people who try too hard.

You're not toilet trained either. You sit on the toilet with your feet on the edge and piss all over the floor...If it was a true graph. I'm obviously not going to sprout horns and have a concave chest.

My friend has 90 Pearlecent weapons. Farming Crawmerax and joining games with level 70s does that.

Hey, you don't assassinate me. You let me handle the boring parts of an Empire. Like the economy, funds, and production. Even Hitler could manage that, and he was worse than I'll ever become. Because I'm mentally stable as long as alcoholism isn't raping my thoughts. Unless you want me dead and you think you can handle all of that.

I'll use slugs (not the fucking gastropod) to kill people, then. The bullets cost more.

Yes, it was absolute torture without you. Thank you for apologizing for the pain you've caused me. Yep.

sonic98 2010-04-14 00:09:27

YOU FOOL
YOU FOOLISH FOOL
YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING
FUCK YOU AND YOUR DEVIANTFAGS

AlbinoTitan 2010-04-14 15:17:47

^
I already raged at her.

It's under control for now.

Sanchez150894 2010-04-14 15:28:15

NG Art portal users are fags. The mods here are the worst piece of shit I've ever seen -.- Also don't worry, we're no tartlets (or whatever you call those mutated weird fetish artists). I'll take care about ZI and myself not transforming into these things...
Besides, ZI can post really everything there without real frustration and without getting banned (or something) there. So it benefits you guys too

And no, I don't worship DA. It has it's dark sides too (if you don't count trolls or those tartlets as the worst)

Sanchez150894 2010-04-14 15:29:23

Uh, small correction: I didn't mean "NG Art Portal Users are fags" I mean "People who only use the NG Art Portal and see it as best invention ever are megafags"

Rabid-Monkey101 2010-04-14 20:08:49

I just looked back on my old posts... Ahh memories of my noobiness :P

AlbinoTitan 2010-04-14 20:12:30

[This is about your future TARTlet status] The day you make a post saying "I've moved to DeviantART because I like it more" is the day you've failed us all. Maybe only me. Also, you would mention your ass. I would mention you using that slang.

Yes, you strive to be unique in every catagory.

The name alone should remind you of something GOD DAMNIT, IT IS THE INSPIRATION FOR SOMETHING.

Either way I don't want to get raped. Ironic, maybe. I should drain all my blood out of my body and replace it with A. No wait, that wouldn't work. I would still have loli blood.

If Xellon was a girl...
No, I still have the advantage.
1. I would take it as a troll and not take you seriously.
2. You couldn't pretend to be a Sonicfag to save your life.
3. You wouldn't be able to live with yourself if you did that.

The mech drilled into Vikas' head or something. The Zappy gun and Gauss Rifle, however, was just ALIEN DNA KAPOW EVERYONE IN THE ROOM EXPLODES.
Don't be like that. Just use a kitchen knife to kill your parents and deploy a flare so the bombers miss.

Okay. I await this post.
Reimugrounds. I'm not creative at all. Other changes include Reimu-based level icons, the only aura is white and red, the store is restocked with unwarranted self important Reimu items, and all that crap.

Obvious disgust/surprise/boredom is obvious. FATHER GRIGORI.

Some of the names were pretty cool. Blasthammer, Anarchy, Fanatos, and that's all I remember.

I could handle an economy half-drunk. I'd be happy, my addiction would be under control, and I could think. So keep a steady but pretty low supply of alcohol coming to my future office. Then again I may just force you to work under me in rank.

WHAT ABOUT ELEPHANTS? ELEPHANTS ARE MORE EFFECTIVE AT EXECUTIONS AND THEY COST MUCH MORE THAN BULLETS. I WONDER IF PRAWNS KNOW HOW TO EXECUTE PROPERLY.

Holy fuck, I am mad. I was finishing this up and then the computer said "FUCK YOU, UPDATE NOW" and I couldn't save it. Total retype. And the update took forever so I forgot everything. I demand pity and sacrifice. Virgin's blood is a possible sacrifice. Be creative.

AlbinoTitan 2010-04-15 00:05:07

The top and bottom lines revive themselves and then die instantly.

Well, you still like being unique. And if you really did think you were as bad of an artist as you let on, then you would have given up. Rabid is worse than you self-esteem wise. Actually, Rabid is worse than you in every way. Except working with flash.

Yes, if you knew that, then you should have fucking said something earlier. Was that a general question? Or rhetorical?

Fuck. Well I can drain my O and replace it with AB. A flower youkai is fine too.

1. SO YOU ADMIT IT COULD HAPPEN.
2. Don't waste time and effort drawing a Sonic recolor. Please. That would just piss me off and make me ragedestroy this place.
3. Well, who else are you going to talk to? Xellon? Rabid? Good fucking luck with that. See how long it takes for you to suicide out of boredom.

When those faggots had that armored truck and hit the Prawnbot, I raged hard because I thought Vikas was screwed. Then CHRISTOPHER MOTHERFUCKING JOHNSON SAID "FUCK YOU PEOPLE I'VE GOT A MINI SPACESHIP."
Fine. You could just make up your mind about a plan by 16. Then I can bomb anywhere I want if you decide to betray/join me.

They best be cool. Any characters they focus on?
I forgot about that. If Reimu was a moderator I'd fucking give her all my money for a one-way ticket to Gensokyo.

WHICH ZOMBIE IS THE WORST? I HATE POISON ZOMBIES. I'm thinking, "Oh he's hunched over I can headshot him easily- OH GOD HOW MANY BASTARD CRABS ARE ON HIS BACK OH FUCKING HELL"

Damn Virginian can't pronounce Thanatos. Also, most of the weapons were blue and oranges with slightly different names and made Pearlecent. Therefore godstats. So mods. Though I remember he had the Undertaker and 3 others on that list I can't be fucked to write.

I just thought of something. We need uniforms for my glorious empire. EVERY WOMAN IS DRESSED AS A MAID AND EVERY MAN DRESSES IN A SUIT. Also, I'll get a random loli who knows how to pick up a phone to play secretary. I could build a tower and the higher ranks are at the top. So if it's 50 floors, you'd be at 48 or 49 because I need a homicidal maniac to be able to take down the elevator before it gets to the top. If a coup happens. Which it will.

Yes, it's Vista. Yes, it sucks. You have to pay because you're the only one who sympathizes the smallest bit with me. Igott just says "Bummer." Rabid says, "That's life." Fuck. And don't expect me to talk about this stuff with IRL people. Also, Macs are getting Steam soon. Fucking hell, Valve, you're so greedy.
I'd like something from Walfas for me. ONLY ME. RABID ISN'T GOING TO STEAL MY CLOTHES? OKAY GOOD.