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Zi @ZeroInsanity

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Second one? Bitch, please.

Yes the "second one."

Ok.

he asked my name, state and then claimed he was tracking me. And he wouldnt stop annoying me with it so i had to block your account. It's unblocked now. I dont hate you i hate the other guy sharing the account.

I believe it is over now?

There's also an option to pull a Harbinger (ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL) where the other person can't fight back at all. It's scary.
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See, that's the kind of thing that makes Albino go on a BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD killing rampage.

The Viking. Drink beer all day and go crazy. This works a little too well.

I have Reisen and Remilia doing the same thing. Remilia has an AK47.

I have a gas mask. It's an enormous bitch to wear, actually. It makes you look and feel badass until you start suffocating and realize you didn't buy any extra filters.

Yeah, I'm fine with the ones who are original and not ZUN's attempt to give the fans who bitch about wanting new characters what they want. I'M LOOKING AT YOU, NAZRIN. STUPID FUCKING MOUSE.

IOSYS makes a lot of things. ZUN should pay them.
I can wait because I'm patient with you. Not with Rabid or pretty much anyone else.

Yes, yes it is. Almost as hot as Yukari on Yuka.
You just keep telling yourself that.

Pretty accurate. I COULD ruin your image horribly and make life harder for you, but I won't. Unless you want me to change it to be 100%.

Yeah, you can see Rabid is mad about TeamViewer. Also, the controller had a thing called macros, which spam something a thousand times with one click.

I want to say both, but I'll take the high road and blame my personality type.
Which, again, is INTP. God damn take the Myers-Briggs test already.
<a href="http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes2.asp">http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/J Types2.asp</a>

Holyshit. AHAHAHAH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
MASS EFFECT 2 SHAMELESS REFERENCE
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Actually, it really is disturbing if people want to bone dogs in the ass.

YEP

/r/ post EVENTUALLY.

ITS STILL COOL
YOU CAN FUCKING FREAK PEOPLE OUT
NEED RUSSIAN TRENCH COAT

Yep. Seen some others. I like those from EoSD up until UFO. Marisa looked funny in UFO.

ZUN doesn't wanna waste money on a tribute music circle when he can use it for beer.
Ok. Sorry, my mom's a comp addict and hijacked mine.

Personally, [Men Getting It Up The Ass] < [Beautiful Girls Raping Each Other]. Yes, that's an inequality, not 'It's the same thing'.

Noo, I'm fine without mindfuckage. I'll just wait until ypu're piss ass drunk and post a pic of yourself.

Whoa, damn.

OK FINE GOD

Also, I'm probably going to spam pictures every day on my profile now.

I changed it yet again, but it's not Touhou.

Neato.

>Go to your deviant because I haven't done it besides glancing at it.
>First thing I see is Favorite Skin.
>"SEXY LEOPARD"
>Oh god she's already a furry.

Triple post hopefully doesn't evolve into a quadruple post.

Lololol. What other skin-
LATEX HAHAHA I'LL DO THAT

So were ok now? And plz dont make my life harder. D:

I hope so.

i want more booze
booooooobs
oh wait, did i say boobs? sorry i meant BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS

O-o?

Xellon types like a person speaks.

It can get very annoying.

Ehh.

Extremely shameless.
Let this line die now.
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Fursuits are worse.

We need things like that for other people.

I found other things in my magical picture folder.
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Remilia with an AK47- <a href="http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/1899/1270763361432.jpg">http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/18 99/1270763361432.jpg</a>

Reisen with a tank- <a href="http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/1527/1270763679085.jpg">http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/15 27/1270763679085.jpg</a>

Alice and Dolls- <a href="http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/3786/1270763559423.jpg">http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/37 86/1270763559423.jpg</a>

Marisa in WWII- <a href="http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/5072/1270763774073.jpg">http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/50 72/1270763774073.jpg</a>

TGTA- <a href="http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/8760/1270763121362.jpg">http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/8760 /1270763121362.jpg</a>

I do not know but there's an RPG- <a href="http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/9236/1270763900539.jpg">http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/92 36/1270763900539.jpg</a>

I couldn't pass up the chance to post this- <a href="http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/1368/1270755906943.gif">http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/13 68/1270755906943.gif</a>

This too- <a href="http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/5259/1270755521052.gif">http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/52 59/1270755521052.gif</a>

Thank god last one- <a href="http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/4884/1270684782858.jpg">http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/48 84/1270684782858.jpg</a>
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AND RUSSIAN....BOOTS.
GOTTA BE AUTHENTIC ALL OVER

Yeah, pretty much the same with me. I wonder what the cast of the next game will be. Let's hope we don't get Sanae as the third main character again.

I agree with ZUN's decision on this.
I'm so emotionally damaged right now because of my lack of loli.

No, really? Men taking it from anyone is terrible no matter what.
I have two pictures of Yuka and Yukari. Naked.
No umbrellas involved. It is very fappable.

I expect compensation if that happens.
Serious compensation.

GOOD NOW POST YOUR RESULTS

Ewww.

I know, right?

FUKKEN SAVED for the most part. Club Ibuki Breakdancing gif was epic.

YEP THEN A PPSH OR SOMETHING
A DRAGONOV THOSE ARE COOL

Not surprised.
Aww.

So, even from a girl?
Post plz??? HAHAHAHAH no rly.

DOHOHO I'll see what I can do.

INFP.

Drawing < Painting oneself < Fursuits.
They're all pretty bad though.

Like Rabid can be...Fuck what is something that is mistrustful and cowardly?

I've been holding that Club Ibuki thing for a while. There are not many moments where one can post that. Also, I /r/'d on 4chan for 60% of those. They deliver well if you word your posts correctly.

FUCK I REALLY HAVE TO FIND THAT PICTURE OF A LOLI HOLDING A DRAGUNOV
IT'S LOST IN MY SEA OF PICTURES

You asked for it. Preventing the use of money for the good of the public and using it on alcohol just BEGS me to say something related to my alcoholism.
Yeah, Midnight is Wartooth's possession so you're the only dose of loli I can have.

Girls with strap-ons or futa? Both are usually weird and terrible. Though other times...
Okay fine. Please remind me you're female and straight though.
Crap, there's actually a lot of Yuka on Yukari, here's just a few.

<a href="http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/3155/3500782020touhou20yukak.png">http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/31 55/3500782020touhou20yukak.png</a>

<a href="http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/648124/blonde_hair-breasts-green_hair-hat-huge_breasts-ka">http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/6 48124/blonde_hair-breasts-green_hair-
hat-huge_breasts-ka</a>

<a href="http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/574434/2girls-blonde_hair-breast_press-breasts-eyebrows-g">http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/5 74434/2girls-blonde_hair-breast_press -breasts-eyebrows-g</a>

<a href="http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/401493/2girls-ass-back-barefoot-bdsm-blonde_hair-blush-bo">http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/4 01493/2girls-ass-back-barefoot-bdsm-b londe_hair-blush-bo</a>

Safe for work time: <a href="http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/562005/2girls-blonde_hair-green_hair-hat-kazami_yuuka-kis">http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/5 62005/2girls-blonde_hair-green_hair-h at-kazami_yuuka-kis</a>

DOHOHO I am glad you understand this and are considering it.

Great, we're less than 3% of the population combined.
UNIQUENESS ACHIEVED.

INFP: <a href="http://www.personality-power-for-everyday-living.com/INFP.html">http://www.personality-power-for-ever yday-living.com/INFP.html</a>

INTP: <a href="http://www.personality-power-for-everyday-living.com/INTP.html">http://www.personality-power-for-ever yday-living.com/INTP.html</a>

Ok, let's clear this up. Closest you'll see me to furry is if I go either Reisen style or if I go Catgirl Maid.

That's called a thief.

Cool. But I'm no 4channer. I'd rather remain above ground than in the depths of the internet.

OHHH COOL

True (holy shit, maybe I'm dyslexic. I just tried to spell 'true' 'ture'.). I did expect it.
So, Suika 34 doesn't count?

No, you said- FUCK IT I KEEP GETTING IMAGES OF THE YAOI/FUTANARI I'VE SEEN
THE HORROR OF BEING FOOLED BY A PREVIEW IMAGE IS NOT SOMETHING ENJOYABLE
HAHAHAH you're questioning my sexuality again. And you actually posted it because I 'wanted' it. Oh well. Also, meh.
Needs less huge breasts and moar wetness.

I'll draw something. No self-pics of IRLness. But it'll be nice. ONLY IF IT HAPPENS.
NO ACTING DRUNK AND NO POSTING PICS FOR THE SAKE OF GETTING ME TO DRAW ME H-STYLE.

FUCK YEAHHHHH
So, you're a cold, calculated killer archetype, and I'm an arbiter of harmony and will stop at nothing to achieve this.
And we're less than 3% of the population. IRL Bonus Points.

This site is either extremely new or extremely old.

Last year both percentages for each group were much lower.

I'm so awesome I count for multiple people.

Catgirl maids are acceptable. So are Touhous.

Oh great, the most useless class in games below a Cleric. Good job Rabid.
Rogues are not Thieves by the way.

I was tempted to say something about youkai, but then I remembered how stupid it would make me look. Only 3 boards on 4chan can be civilized, and that's only on good days.

Fuck I need to request again, I think I deleted it out of stupidity. Tomorrow though, I've bothered them enough already today.

Are you implying you wanted it?
Delicious flat-chested Suika is 2D, you are slightly 3D. IT'S NOT THE SAME.

Just as planned.
I've gotten used to it. I have a built in radiation suit BUT IT'S FOR DISTURBING IMAGES. If you need me to check any links out of fear I shall do it.

Yes I am questioning it, because you asked for lesbian 34. I NEED TO BE SURE.
Well, you draw it then. I await ZI's rule 34.

What- THAT'S NOT WORTH IT, PROPER COMPENSATION INVOLVES SELF-PICS.
Definetely NOT nude, not necessarily camera picture.
I don't know how to act drunk. It just sort of...happens. Really though, drawing yourself isn't that bad.

Yes. Yes I am. I care not for anyone's feelings either. Terrible husband for anyone who can't take the iniatiative to cheer up people and try to keep...harmony.
Oh lawdy.

The higher percentages are all EXXX.

Spiffy, then.

Rabid upgrades into an Assassin at Lv. 10 using a Fell Contract. And assasins don't suck.

No you wouldn't.
Hmm. That doesn't excuse it from the title of internet cesspool.

DO IT FAGGOT

Well...
DOHOHO SO YOU FAP TO ME

*awesomeface* HEHEHEH
When I'm older. Or more-er crazy.

AAAAAWWWWWW WHAT
Okies.

I DEMAND YOU ALL SHALL BE HARMONIOUS IN MY LANDS OR YOU WILL BE PERSECUTED.

GAAAAAAY.

i am an annoying, sad and possibly deranged virgin
AND NOW I'M HUNGREH

DONITS

Wait whad i do?

Albino called you the useless member of our RPG party, since you're like a Thief.
I disagree, but WHATEVER.

Walfas ZI does not require animal add-ons to be good though.

I upgrade into Odin. Take that, faggots. No wait, what are you?

Not in your eyes, but every elses'- Disregard that, they wouldn't get it. I forgot what I was going to say though.
I would never try to excuse 4chan from that. It is the worst place on the internet. And the best at the same time.

Friday nights are hellholes on /jp/. If they have it, you will have it by tomorrow afternoon.

Name your reasons. Chances are I won't be bothered but ENTHRALLED.
I said it's different. If I fap to 2D Suika, I don't fap to you. Or do I? OR DO I?!

You mean trollface. Don't scare me like that please.
Okay fine. Draw something. Maybe yourself as a 17 year old. Or how you wish you turn out. It's not the same, see? AND YOU GET TO DRAW TITS- but it wouldn't be loli.

DID YOU EXPECT ME TO DEMAND NUDITY? HA! I HAVE SUPRISED YOU WITH MY INNOCENCE.
I wonder if I'll figure out how to comment on Newgrounds while drunk. Too many buttons to press.

HOLY LANDS HOLY LANDS HOLY LAAANDS
You're officially our Crusader or Magicks woman. Perhaps a Battlemage.

E's are for homos and popular fags who take heroin.

I know this. But just in case I decide to mix things up and become a Catgirl Maid/Playboy Bunny, I have the a-ok.

I am... Usually a support class, like magician/sniper. SO MAGICAL ARCHER.

Exactly. So why not.
This is true to a fault.

Aww.

It's really just because I find you to be a pervert drunk who is highly intelligent. Thus, finding an INFP like me makes you feel like you're not alone. Therefore, subconcious desire to do so occurs.
PSEUDO 3-D MY LOLI ASS

I just find it oddly... Attractive. Not the concept, the art. You know. Sexuality is still intact, but I'll say it's sexy art.
NO I MEANT WHEN I'M OLDER LIKE 16 OR SOMETHING I'LL DRAW SEXAY PRAWNS
IN THE MEANTIME, YOU WAIT.

WELL, YOU'RE A DRUNKARD IRISH PERV WHAT ELSE SHOULD I EXPECT, FLOWERS AND A ROMANTIC LOVE LETTER
Try sober. OH WAIT.

I like the ranged roles (archer/sniper/mage) as well as close quarter roles where you never get hit (infiltrator/rogue/spec-ops). I'm a hybrid of assassin/magician/archer for Middle Ages, and a sniper/infiltrator/tech-addict/bi otic for ME2 Universe.
But Crusader is pushing it a bit.
Sure, owning my own private military contractor and dominating an entire country by the age of 18 while pushing out seriously high-quality weaponry and utilizing a cybernetic loli/jailbait army that are clones of moi is truly one of my dreams. But that has nothing to do with creating harmony.
My other dream involving a Final Fantasy-esque Gunship outfitted with obscene amounts of napalm, flamethrowers, and genetic degredation poisons which are designed to execute a true purging of the world, with me at the helm laughing manaically, after which I will mostl likely crash the whole thing into the ocean and die is my idea for a crusade.

DAMN STRAIGHT SON

Why whad i do?

I DON'T KNOW
But it's all in good fun.

I'm glad as long as it is in a good fun way. :D

Ok cool. Nighty night.

NOT PLAYBOY BUNNY. THAT IS JUST TOO FAR. They're not even sexy, by the way. Only 50 year old faggots who have been divorced 17 times find them hot.

Great, you're practically a Wood Elf. Which by gaming law is shorter than everyone else. HA, EVEN IN THE VIDEO GAME WORLD YOU ARE A LOLI.

Utsuho has nuclear tits. That is all. HAHA, WE'RE (maybe just me) ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO UNDERSTAND THAT.
Oh god the threads are worse than usual tonight.

They're discussing the buying of FUCKING DOLLS, some video novel I don't care about, and stupid threads that die in 1 minute. Not a time to ask at all.

I'm missing something. This line started out about me saying "You expected me to say something about alcoholism." and you replying "True." Whatever I'll just reply to what you wrote.
Yes I am a pervert drunk who is intelligent. You're probably the only person who finds me what I am. Dandy. Also, I didn't really feel alone but I would have been pissed if you had gotten anything other than IN[ ]P. Personally, it's all I can deal with in a friendly manner, everything else is full of douchebag and imbecile qualities. Now this whole situation would make a lot more sense if I knew what this "subconscience desire to do so" meant. I don't understand what "to do so" is. Obviously I'm thinking sex because I'm stupid and a drunk and I have no brain cells.
Delicious loli ass- GOD FUCKING DAMNIT STOP SETTING ME OFF

Okay, your want for lesbian porn is now justified. A man liking a picture of a man has no excuse, but women liking a picture of a woman does. I don't know why. It just works that way.
PLEASE DON'T DRAW DISTRICT 9, THAT'S COOL AND ALL BUT A WASTE, FOOKING PRAWNS.
Fine, I'll wait. Two years is stupid though. What am I going to do in these 2 years?

Well you can't expect flowers. And I'm an emotionally distant bastard so I cannot write a proper love letter. I'd...I'd...damn. It always goes back to asking for tits. I should probably ask you advice on that. You're a woman, right? Right. I just made this line the sorriest line ever made.

I can't try sober. HOW ABOUT YOU TRY NOT BEING A DELICIOUS LOLI, SEE HOW THAT WORKS OUT.

In games, I am always a Tank. No matter what. I have to be the center of battle flailing a greatsword or two axes around like a maniac. Though sometimes I go for a Combat/Magic to improve the game and prevent it from getting boring just hacking and slashing. I was a Vanguard in Mass Effect 1+2, then switched to Soldier because Vanguard SUCKS NOW.

Oh fucking hell that Crusader story thing is what I rant about to Igott on a daily basis. Basically, science goes wrong in my glorious Empire and it becomes full of mutants and creatures so the world ends up killing itself while I laugh in my sealed-off German palace with enough supplies to last until the remaining scientists build 102 atomic bombs. That was the TL;DR version.

LET'S PUT SOMETHING OF IMPORTANCE IN THIS LINE
I GOT NOTHING

You know what I meant. Reisen style.

DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME

LOLOLOLiknorite?
Uh oh.

Weird.

YEAP. That sums up my ideas of who you are.
AHAHAHAH VICTORY

I know, but... It does make sense. Even I know a man up another man isn't right.
YEAHH INTERSPECIES
Well, I'd rather be a sick fuck at 16 than 14.

Yes you did, now I'm going to kill it before things get worse for you.

GRRRRR I'M A MAN NOW RAAAWR.

Not me. I abandon my friends and kill things at a distance. If everybody's nearly dead/dead, I make a break for it.

PM Full story plz. Sounds interesting.

UHHHHH. Damn.

Btw new post by me. :D

Oh, neato.

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Are you starting to post those non-relevant-to-topics-posts? If yes, STOP IT!
Or else I'll try out my new weapons on you >:D

I DEMAND HARMONY

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