Local crossdresser gets horny, screams at the void
Age 29, Female
Slut
The Flat-Chested Girls Academy
Line Ark
Joined on 4/1/09
Oh. Tests. Yeah, that ends in High School. You get massive tests constantly and there's no resting. Also, I'm going to expect more of you if you have less school work. MY PRESSURE IS MORE THAN THAT OF YOUR STATE'S, SCHOOL'S, AND PARENTS'.
You're hating it because...I dunno. Let's discuss...
Sunflowers. FUCK I DON'T KNOW.
Yep. If it's like that, I'm going to die in high school. I learned how to make a noose, too!
My GPA is gonna be so low...
Also, for the record, I DID respond to all of that and remember hitting the respond button. Why it never showed up, I don't know.
Depends. If you choose electives based on your aspirations and your classes are Earth Science and Algebra, you'll do fine. If they're Biology and Geometry, you'll end up saying, "HOLY FUCK I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE EASY I'M FUCKING SCREWED GOD DAMN."
But please don't hang yourself. At least run away into the mountains and start a cult.
FUCK I HAD TO RETYPE THIS CRAP THREE TIMES. I should blame you, but I am a benevolent god and do not demand sacrifice at this time.
How about we go one step above sunflowers and discuss Yuka? HMM? IS THAT RELEVANT TO YOUR INTERESTS? GOD DAMN STOP BEING BORING
Well shit. Biology, US History I, English I, Orchestra, Advanced Algebra, and French II. If I can get lucky, I'll bail PE and get Chemistry.
Yeah, hanging sucks, I'll just manufacture a pipe bomb and shove it in my mouth. That way I don't feel the pain of slowly choking and dying.
"at this time".
Yuka is a homicidal maniac serial killer who murders with flowers in the skull. It's either that or she envelops them in flowers and people starve or suffocate.
Thats life.
No it isn't. Life is supposed to be beautiful and rich and something you should love.
Just because my view of life isn't remotely like that whatsoever doesn't mean it's not true.
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFvb9qaa8GE">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFvb9q aa8GE</a>
Average life of a terrorist. ^^
Ok, I'll take a look see.
tehe, I know how that feels like. You should be glad that it's not one of those moments when you don't want to do ANYTHING and when you've got no stress, so it's in your FREETIME when you don't wanna do anything! These situatiopns are horrible... you know, it's your freetime and your inner voice shouts at you wanting you to do something, but your body just isn't responding XD
So no more ranting for a while? :3
Actually, this post is filler. On April 1st, I'll need to make a new one.
don't be such a basement dweller
go punch some hobo outside or something
NO ZERE IS NO HOBOS HERE ZAH
YOU MUZZ FIND ZE HOBOS ELZWHERE
That's life your ya. Also, cocks.
Your ya?
What is this i dont even
Hmm. That looks a lot like my- WAIT IT'S IDENTICAL. In 10th grade, if you just add a number to each of your classes and Advanced Algebra evolves into Geometry, it is an exact clone of my schedule in that grade. 11th grade is when your schedule starts getting trippy.
I'd kill myself with a commercial jet and some electrical tape. Or a simple battle axe.
I always add little things like that. It shows I'm still a rapist and a murderer but I'm too lazy to do any of that for now.
I like Yuka and I don't know why. I've even seen a picture of her standing there, looking innocent. In the background was Cirno getting viciously tentacle raped by sunflowers. I like that picture.
Well, that's going to a near clone. I'm in Geometry; after Adv. Algebra, it'll be FS&T. And then Pre-Calc. THEN AP CALC OMGZ no.
Cheese wire, super glue, a stool, screws, and a drill. Epic.
Because you have the hand-eye coordination of a drunk man. OH WAIT.
%u534D%u534D%u534D%u534D%u534D%u5 34D%u534D lololol.
Fuck don't remind me of Calc. DON'T. NNNNNOOOOOOO it's a bitch. Drop Math as soon as possible, which is what I did.
I don't know what the screws and a drill are for, but I sure know what will happen to my neck and the cheese wire. I tried it once. I didn't feel a thing as I was decapitated.
HERP DERP IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I AM A DRUNK MAN. I still know what knives are.
Same with vaginas.
That's the code for 9, isn't it? But really. I'm growing fond of most Youkai. But not the fucking new ones, like that mouse loli. Yuka and Yukari are fappable too.
Okies.
I'll explain later.
O RLY?
Actually, it was "ma" in the japanese characters, since that looks like the swastika. Unsurprisingly, my jap friend showed me.
And yeah, most youkai are cool. But not anybody from UFO except Byakuren (since she's youkai Jesus) and Murasa (because she's CAPTAIN MINAMITSU MOTHERFUCKING MURASA BITCH).
You can't drop Math in Germany -.-
In fact you have to choose between German and Math as your second main subject... and German will become more boring and difficult than Math in our 11th...
Aw, that's gaytarded.
then do what wierdalthe3rd said:
go watch some Goddamn cartoons, and eat cereal on the carpet
NOOO
I agree.
What the hell, man?
You just come out of nowhere every time!
This line is dead. So I'll just say that I replaced my mouthwash bottle with whiskey.
Explain now.
Oh fuck, I had a dream about raping a girl with a chair for a head last night. And the rapist was a guy with knives for hands. WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN
What does the swastika have to do with flowers? Also, if your Jap friend is male, tell him there are beautiful maidens from his favorite animu waiting in the Mariana Trench. He should hijack a commercial jet and plunge into the deep.
Seeing as though I'm spending too much time on /jp/ because I'm the only one of all my friends who hasn't gone away for vacation yet, and I'm the only one out of my internet friends who has vacation besides SuparEFG and Wartooth...This sentence was badly formed and I don't know how to fix it. So yeah spending too much on /jp/ made me smarter with Touhou. And I still have only played IaMP lololol. Now I know that everyone hates 90% of the UFO cast. And that the Lunarians fought the Nazis and NASA.
To retain my honor for going to /jp/, I'll just say it's /v/ and /a/ combined. And /v/ is /b/ but without faggotry.
Oh, well, how delicious.
1. Drill cheese wire to ceiling
2. Stand on stool
3. Put neck under cheese wire
4. Douse hands in super glue
5. Stick hands to head
6. Kick stool out from underneath you
7. Await decapitation
8. Look like you ripped your head off lololol
9. Wait for friends/family to find you
10. ????
11. Profit
WHOA MAN I HAD SOMETHING LIKE THAT
EXCEPT ABOUT SOME PRO SWORDSMAN GUY AND TWO FRIENDS TRYING TO KILL SOME GHOST HORSEMAN WHO CURSED THEM WITH A TIME LIMIT ON THEIR LIVES UNLESS THEY KILLED HIM
THEY DIDN'T MAKE IT
Dunno. He also says his dad sunk the Arizona. He has the ability to manipulate Flash and also produce various explosives [Thermite, pipe bombs, napalm, etc.]
I don't know anybody from UFO besides Murasa and Byakuren. Otherwise, Imperishable Night, EoSD, SWR, and IaMP have the best casts.
And yes, Lunarians fucked with Earth's shit. Something related to Apollo 11? OR MAYBE THEY SHOT THE CHALLENGER DOWN
It is, I guess. I wouldn't know. I'm not a 4channer. There's this /b/tard friend of mine who's trying to quit /b/ since he's a total addict, but he fails at it.
Tell me about it
Argh. SUNDAY I GET MY IPOD BACK
I've been reading Russian literature and they all mention things like, "And Father/I drank some whiskey before bed. For good luck." Basically another excuse for me to drink more.
I've heard of that. I prefer the one where you gather a crowd, get on top of the highest point in the area, and then jump off. You're supposed to have a bomb attached to you, which you detonate in mid-air. Your insides splatter all over the crowd. Bonus points if there are children.
Sounds like that's from an animu or something. My dream is ORIGINAL DREAM DON'T STEAL!!11!1! Also, my dreams never end properly. They're so anticlimatic.
Wait, what? The Arizona was destroyed at Pearl Harbor. That means that his dad must be a Tojo. This kid is just a Japanese terrorist isn't he?
I don't know what game anyone is from, but I know the characters well. This is bad. I don't even know what PC98 means.
OH FUCK, ULTRA CONSPIRACY, BUNNIES WITH GUNS CAUSED THE 9/11 BEFORE 9/11.
The only people who would care are Wartooth and Igott, but I actually value their opinion about my internets activities. Tell your friend that /v/ is /b/ but with a blue tint. It may help him.
YOU COMMUNIST111!!!!111!!1
Oh, cool. There should be a mechanism that goes around your head that holsters 7 guns around your skull pointed at the exact middle of your head, and it should be able to simultaneously pull all 7 triggers so that when they fire, there'll be like 7 bullets that collide with a huge shockwave that blows your head apart.
Last time I had a legitimate dream was fifth grade. These little minisodes don't count.
YEAH DAMN STRAIGHT.
Well, that's because they appear in multiple different series things.
Reimu's only missed out on one: Shoot the Bullet.
Otherwise, she's in all the others.
And PC98 was the original system that Touhou was intended for. After that, they were manufactured for Windows XP and onward. Hence PC98 era.
YEAH THEM MOON BUNNIES KICKIN OUR SHIT.
Ok, I'll see. But he's trying to quit the internets entirely, so...
FUCK MY IPOD IN THE HEADPHONE SLOT
"AUTO CORRECT" MY ASS IT CHANGES WORD I SAY INTO ANOTHER WORD
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFF
GAY MOTHERFUCKER
YOU CAN TURN THAT OFF YOU KNOW
Also, Albino I have break. I'm just addicted to the Eax-Bawx.
BORDERLANDS BINGE AMIRITE
Everything calmed down. No more trolling or anything like that to cause a flame war. Bored.
Yeah...
LETS GO START SOMnaaah, fuck that.
>I'm the only one out of my internet friends who has vacation besides SuparEFG and Wartooth
Damnit EFG what did that Canadian air do to you?!
ITS THE BAGGED MILK
IT'S IRRADIATED INSTEAD OF PASTEURIZED
AlbinoTitan
Shut your loli mouth. You haven't been on and have not responded to my comment from 5 days ago.
That's why it's boring.
ZeroInsanity
No, it's because the pressure of the world is gone now. From here until May, it's smooth sailing...
No more pressure. Just...
Relaxation... For once...
And I'm hating it. Why?