Local crossdresser gets horny, screams at the void
Age 28, Female
Slut
The Flat-Chested Girls Academy
Line Ark
Joined on 4/1/09
M'kay now I have to try and make a worthwhile comment.
1. EXPLAIN THE SHIT I MENTIONED BEFORE ON WALFAS
YOU KNOW WHICH, DON'T GIVE ME YOUR "HAVEN'T BEEN THERE FOR A WHILE" CRAP, I MEAN FUCK I ALMOST KILLED MYSELF HALFWAY THROUGH
2. EIGHTBALL GOES TO COLLEGE AND HE ENJOYS NOT FUCKING UP HIS EDUCATION
3. CIRNO RIDING A KUT-KU
I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHICH POST YOU ARE REFERRING TO
YEAH BECAUSE HE ACTUALLY WANTS TO GET A LIFE WHICH IS GOOD
YOU HAVE A LIFE TOO
I DON'T BECAUSE I'M AN ASPIRING ARTIST WHO WILL MAKE 17,000 A YEAR WHILE EVERYONE ELSE IS EARNING 200,000
THAT AND I'M A TOUHOU LOVING FAGGOT
WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN
i used to watch tentacle porn
:3
TENTACLES OMG WHERE
and look at death and mutilation hentai pics
Hawt.
idk. I've had it for a year and i shouldve got some awesome result. And whyd you call me a fag, I'm not even gay. D:
FAGGOT = BUNDLE OF STICKS
LOOK IT UP
And srsly. Don't give up. You're good at what you're doing.
THE ONE WITH THE INNOCENT KEY VIDEO, WHICH IS WHAT SCARED ME
You have a life. It's just a shitty one that you put no effort into and have no hopes for. And Touhou-loving faggotry only matters if you go to work and scream "MASTAH SPARK" while wearing some $500 cosplay outfit. Also, brutally rape and murder your parents so you can...I forget what this was for. BUT BE SURE TO BRUTALLY RAPE AND MURDER THEM.
I CAN'T EXPLAIN CIRNO RIDING A KUT-KU, BUT IT EXISTS.
I DRINK BEER TO FORGET MY PROBLEMS AND TO PURPOSELY MAKE YOU WORRY
GOOD THING THAT'S NOT TRUE
ALSO I CAN'T DIE. NOPE, NOT POSSIBLE. NOW STOP WORRYING AND SUCH. PEDOPHILIA AND ALCOHOLISM REALLY HELP EACH OTHER OUT.
Xellon is a Guro/Tentacle fag.
Rabid is a quitterfag and should be manly SO HE CAN PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE FOR CALLING HIM A BUNDLE OF STICKS AND THEN ANIMOOT MADNESS.
Also, my alcoholism is under control. Except on holidays. And...AND NOW.
I'LL FIND IT THEN
Yep. I have no confidence in myself. I need feedback and awards in order to make myself secure about how I'm doing.
WHAT
Oh, really?
Oh, REALLY?
Ex-Guro/Tentyfag.
YEAH HE SHOULD
COME ON DO IT FAGGOT
No, it's always out of control.
Eh, i stop with animations. They suk. And btw, ty for not calling me a dork (not the insult, the whales dick)
NO.
FUCK NO.
RAAAUGH.
And you know the weirdest shit. Even I didn't know that's the term for a whale penis.
IT'S NOT HARD, IT'S THE POST AFTER THE FUCKING CHOCOLATE THING
Kay. You're brilliant and amazing. Fucking happy yet? inb4 "YOU DIDN'T MEAN IT"
I'LL MAKE A POST ABOUT IT SOMETIME
Yes. It just tastes good.
Lolis have good livers. I fuck 90% of them up though. I can't do surgery drunk.
Right. And I'm a recovering alcoholic. YOU DON'T GET TO EX-SOMETHING.
MAYBE NOT THE E-PUNCH BUT YEAH DO IT FAGGOT AND START RESEARCHING MORE WEIRD THINGS BESIDES WHALE PENIS
Yeah well...You're an out-of-control loli.
I FOUND IT
AND IT'S SONETHING ABOUT EIRIN HAVING A S&M FETISH
THE PEOPLE WITH MASKS ARE PRETTY MUCH HER FANBASE
That doesn't count. You haven't seen what my life is really like.
And no, no pics either.
Oh. Wine tastes good. Drink moar wine. It's proven to lower the risk of heart disease.
Hahahah REALLY NOW?
YES YOU CAN
RAAAAGE
FFFFFFFFFFaww never mind.
Is that so~
Well it is. And like ive said i am done with flash. For the least temporary but i dont even know that
Aww.
i thought fag, in english terms, is having a smoke or something
No, fag is a bundle of sticks or to make tired.
Or be gay. That too.
3 Stupid Facts:
if you jump from a building...YOU DIE!
if you stab yourself with a knife...YOU DIE!
if you gonna take a shotgun shoot it in your face...YOU FUCKING DIE!
usually i dont make comments like this but i was bored.Lol
...
NO THAT ONE WASN'T THAT BAD, THE ONE WITH SCARLET DEVIL MANSION BUT THEY ARE IN THE SAME POST, I SAID FUCKING INNOCENT KEY
Implying I've asked for anything like that lately. WELL FINE.
But that costs actual money. Wine is expensive and I can't pay $40 a bottle with my habits.
Uh. Yes. We need a new topic on this line. inb4 REALLY NOW?
WELL MAYBE IF YOU NEVER MENTION IT, BUT NOW WE KNOW XELLON IS AN "EX"-GURO/TENTYFAG SO HE COULD STILL FAP TO IT BUT FEELS SATISFIED THAT WE DON'T KNOW
Don't you pull that crap with me. I'm not ekim. YES THAT'S SO.
THAT ONE WAS ALSO INNOCENT KEY.
Or was that IOSYS?
It seems implied.
You can get cheap Chardonnay in a cardboard carton.
This line's totally dead.
TRUE THAT DOES MAKE SENSE
Ok. I found out I'm a hybrid of Yukari Yakumo (personality) and Renko Usami (general wear and physical appearance).
It was IOSYS. The Abunai Sisters thing GOD DAMN IT'S NOT HARD.
I attempt to raise your morale once or twice every post. None of those implied sex/pictures.
Yes, but that sucks. It's white wine...in carboard. I read somewhere it's grown in soil that is composed of chalk and limestone. FUCK THAT. Chardonnay with pinot noir isn't that bad tho- NO ONE HAS A FUCKING CLUE WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT
We must revive it. Let's discuss...sandpaper. Fuck, this line is dead.
Xellon enjoys tentacles penetrating then ripping naked women apart. We are now agreed on this.
So you dress formally and I don't know her personality.
THAT WAS FUCKING INNOCENT KEY. SERIOUSLY. THE ABUNAI SISTERS THING WAS INNOCENT KEY. AND YES ITS WEIRD
SOMETHING ABOUT THE SCARLET SISTERS SHOWCASING SAKUYA AS A DOG IN PUBLIC OR SOMETHING
No, what I said implied pictures. And I cancelled any chance of anyone asking for pictures based on what I said.
True. I only like sweet wines, though. Everything else is just too dry.
YEAH HERPADERP
Uh huh.
I dress in nice clothes (button-up long sleeve shirts), occasionally skirts but mainly pants, and wear a fedora. Yukari and I are lazy, intelligent, sleepy, and manipulative for our own benefit.
OH MY GOD
i just realized
NECROPHILIA AND PARAPHILIA
hey
i have another secret
:3
wanna hear?
YEAHHHH
Idunno.
How do you know all of that Japanese stuff anyway? When i see a Japanese cartoon on adult swim like bleach, i cant even catch the name...
Well, I study based on translations and crap I hear in anime that is translated.
For me, I find that Japanese animation and art looks much more interesting than American animation and art. But Japanese anime plotlines suck for the most part.
^
DON'T YOU MAKE IT SEEM LIKE ANY OF US WATCH BLEACH
OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT
BUT I DO sometimes. If I'm really that bored.
Again I say Sniper rifle! Nothing beats the pink mist that comes from a headshot. Plus no scope headshots are espcially embarressing towards your enemy...ex: "WTF?!?! LAG! NO WAY HE GOT ME THAT CLOSE WITH A SNIPER! LAGLAGLAGLAGLAGLAGLAG!!!!"
Ah...good times, good times
Lag sucks. I get a perfect snipe at some guy standing somewhere, and the same guy just killed me because he was already gone from that location and found me.
^
Absolutely right XD I love to listen to their pathetic excuses everytime XD
Since when's brain tissue mixed with blood PINK??? O_o
Yep.
True. It's always red and crap.
*Isn't it fun having no life. Go ahead and remove the first one
YEAH and did so.
GUESS WHOS BACK TO MAKE RETARDED COMMENTS HURR.
OH MY GOD
AlbinoTitan
Too late for that.
Well not the liver part. It was a good day.
ZeroInsanity
You fucking alchoholic, drop the bottle.
I don't want you to keep damaging your system.
I swear, every day I'm questioning "HMM IS ALBINO DEAD YET".