Make heart shaped bombs and place them by the neighbors house, or preps, faddies, anyone you hate! >xD
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Yeah. I have a friend who knows how to:
- Make Thermite
- Use Various Illegal Fireworks
- Make and Use Molotovs
- Make and Use Napalm
- Make and Use Pipe Bombs
- Handle and Use C4
Funny thing is, he's Japanese.
nice that you're calm again :3
Never again will I drink that much sugar and caffiene in my middle school career.
ah you hate that day too?
A Bitch with her super boyfriend (the perfect man you know blond hair blue eyes ...)equal Capitalism equal Valentin's day
A day ONLY FOR THE MOTHER FUCKIN' PERFECT RACE!(Blond hair,Blue Eyes With there Rich parents,there hobbies:surf,complain about the global warming while they eat in a Macdo)
Sorry to be Rude but that's the god damn truth!
Damn straight, you're right on the money there.
Nothing goes as planned. NO RELATIONSHIP IS AS PERFECT AS THE ADVERTISMENTS SAY.
1. Fuck you in the...face for knowing it was Mordin somehow.
2. It was pretty much a LEEROOOOYYYY JEEEENKIIINS due to the fact that I just threw the glass I was holding into the sink, dashed to the cooler, and fucking charged.
3. That's a nice list you got there. I have stuff that pisses me off.
-Hangovers.
-Dogs barking in the middle of the night.
-Hangovers.
-That light in the schoolyard across the street that sometimes is so bright it shines through my window shades hitting me right in the eyes when I try to sleep.
-Hangovers.
-When bugs magically get into my room. Like centipedes.
-Hangovers.
-Dust.
-Hangovers.
-When I turn the air conditioner on, I get cold. Then I turn it off. Then I turn it back on. Then off. Then on. Then off. Then I get a crowbar and destroy it.
-Hangovers.
-Whenever I wonder how cool it would be for "certain characters" to exist IRL, I smack myself in the face for feeling nerdy. Figuratively, no self inflicted pain really happens.
-Hangovers.
-When you buy a damn Advent calender (Catholics only) just for the hell of getting free chocolate for every day in December, the chocolate is some shit that's just FLAVORED chocolate. IT'S NOT REAL. THERE'S NO MILK INVOLVED.
-Hangovers.
-When I get sick and blow my nose 9001 times. THE AFTERMATH IS SO PAINFUL.
-Hangovers.
-Whenever I get lazy and put a disc in a different container. Then when I need that disc I go find that container and it has a different game in it. So I find that game's container and it has a movie in it. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUU-
-Almost forgot to put hangovers.
-When I sell a good game that I got bored of. I always end up wanting it again so I go on this batshit insane hunt for a place to buy it and then I end up hating it in a week.
-Hangovers.
-The fact that private distilleries automatically create "moonshine" which is illegal.
-Hangovers.
-Fallout 3 takes up 4 GB on my Xbox which is a lot. So I always end up deleting the addons when I finish playing with the game and it takes 3 hours to redownload them.
-I'm getting tired of writing hangovers.
-Cats. STUPID. FUCKING. PETS. All they do is shit in the litterbox and run away from you. The litterbox is the only way you know they are still in your house.
-The fact that I thought I would be amused by writing hangovers a lot. Though they REALLY REALLY piss me off. It's like a period available for all genders.
-Console wars. I went to Gamestop to preorder Mass Effect 2 Collector's Edition and four nerds were screaming in the back. "NO U PS3 IS GOD" "NO XBOX 360 IS" "I LIEK TEH WII" "NONE OF YOU ARE PART OF THE MASTER RACE THAT IS PC."
-When people don't get why I hate them or why I am angry.
-Gossip in general. "OHMAHGAWUD I HERD MR. SO-AND-SO FUCKED MS. AND-SO-AND IN THE LOUNGE AND THEN THE TEACHERS ALL HAD AN ORGY." It's just annoying and unfunny.
-Kids in school bent on annoying people by destroying their stuff or knocking books on the floor.
-When amazing ideas for games (Ahem. Dante's Inferno.) are pulled off terribly and they are never allowed to be used again.
-Last game related one methinks. When you beat a game that took 8 hours and there is nowhere to go but to a new game.
-No wait. When you go to Gamestop to return a game 30 minutes after buying it and it cost $65 and they give you $8 back because you opened it.
-The Spanish language. I don't care how rascist this sounds. I CAN'T STAND IT. IT'S JUST TOO FAST AND ANNOYING. French, German, and Italian are lovely. Yes even German.
-The fact that I just made a 1000+ character list about shit nobody cares about.
Lol, I figured it's the nerdy looking guy. Got the answer after checking VGCats for the umpteenth time hoping to God for an update.
Hey, I care about anything you guys write that is more than 3 lines long. You shouldn't sell a game just because you get bored. Keep it, analyze how to make it entertaining, and just go with that.
Also, TRY BEFORE YOU BUY. Don't waste your moneys on some overhyped game that sucks schlong. No, MW2 does not count. That seems to have a really good campaign.
Also, is excited for Halo: Reach. Visual asthetics are beautiful, and I expect nothing but a game that is like Halo:CE but with updated graphics, as they promised it would feel.
tl;dr
Happy V day and shit.
Well, t('o't).
Yep.
thing's, possible to be added to the list:
- Too less sleep
- If you wanna' concentrate or read in a loud environment (e.g. classroom)
- Thirsty, but no more water (or the same thing with hunger and food...)
- Nothing good on TV/ intawebz
- Those situations when you've got absolutely no motivation to do anything
- Not able to do some sports/ train
- Mobilephones ringing in the middle of an exam (XD)
(PRO TIPP: We in Germany say "Handy" instead of "Mobile-" or "Cellphone" :3)
- Exam in the next day(s) and not learning for it since you're gaming, realizing you should've learned when it's too late already...
- People who keep throwing "verbal diarrhoea" at you without noticing you don't even listen to them...
- PEOPLE WHO FART RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A GROUP OF OTHER PEOPLE (seriously, WTF??? Don't they have any manners or honor???)
- People throwing with food around them (other people are starving, assholes!)
- People who keep starring at you...
- Egoistic or arrogant people
- People cheating in Multiplayer matches (GTFO you n00bz! >:( )
These are all the points which come into my mind right now...
All valid points. Around here, it's just either 'cell' or 'phone'. Nothing else. It's also a running joke that anyone with their phone out during class, it's required that you loudly state 'HEY THAT'S A NICE LOOKING PHONE THERE' or 'HEY WHO ARE YA TEXTING'. This results in the teachers taking phones away.
If I was a girl, I would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so I would deliver a potato sized dead 1/3 developed dead fetus, then I would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house.
-Anonymous.
WHAT THE FUCK.
Oh my God, I can't believe I'm laughing at that.
And I would do it until all the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses. Then I would have a kid and when they're bad I would make them go sit in the fetus room and remind them of how easy I could have aborted their ass.
-The rest.
Shit, man! That is fukken hilarious. Also a great parenting plan.
Even though abortion is wrong. Hahahaha!
If you find it funny I should have taken credit for it.
Now if only I had a time machine.
Well. Er. Tough cookies?
Ah the things I would do if I had a time machine...
Last thing on that list would be 'Abort Self With Falcon Punch.'
First thing on list: Prevent ZeroInsanity from aborting self, make her abort Ekim instead.
I'd do a lot. Every screw up fixed and the knowledge of things that I will encounter. I can assassinate a future president that supports Scientology when they're only 14 years old today.
I've had a lot of failures and peoples or life forms I could have rescued or helped...
But the time machine most likely will never get to the publics. Either the U.S. Army is already hiding one from us, among the weather control station they already used in the WWII, or the Chinese Government is already mass-producing some XD
AlbinoTitan
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Dude.
Let's not make her have a liver like mine.
ZeroInsanity
Keep a healthy colon by eating vegetables and fiber.