Then deliver it yourself.
It'll take longer and he might die but I'll replace mine with a car battery.
You don't care about his liver, it'll put him off drinking too.
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No.
WHAT THE FUCK
Uh, yeah I kinda do. And he's not a raging alchoholic.
Alternative option: Give me your liver.
SOMEONE GET ME A LIVER OVER HERE.
BOOMER BILE HERE
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I'M NOT GIVING YOU MY FUCKING LIVER
LEAVE THAT TO THE DEAD
NEITHER AM I GET ONE FROM THAT FRIEND OF YOURS WHO IS BOUND TO AN HERO SINCE YOU FUCKED HIS INSANITY GAME OVER
LOL'ed at that boomer bile comment XD
Uh... how about asking at a hospital? They usually have lotsa "spare" organs. But it may cost pretty much
And NO I won't give you mine -.-'
I HAVE ZE SOLUTION
Take your parents' LIVERS.
Both of them.
No srsly one of you just give it to me.
I need young livers that are fresh. So no hospitals.
Clone yourself
Harvest organs
????
Profit
In other words I need the livers of children that are fully developed.
12-20.
Get a white van
Get candy
Patrol neighborhood for lolis
Take home and harvest organs
????
Profit
The van idea worked and now I have a loli.
Good job.
AWWRIGHTO
Now you can rape them XD omg... I'm a bad influence >:3
speaking of "rape", do you know "the Grapist"? XD It's some funny shit by "Whitest Kids U Know". It's on selftube
Linky:
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fqq051BU2MY">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fqq051 BU2MY</a>
Whitest Kids U Know rocks.
Look for Sniper Business.
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It's not rape...Lolis are my indentured sex slave.
So kidnapping and pedophilia.
Not my fault.
It's my nature.
Along with alcoholism. YOU'RE A GREAT ROLE MODEL
I was voted Time's most Influential person.
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YOU ARE ALBINOTITAN
NOT MOOT
Stop crushing my dreams.
Being moot isn't my dreams though, don't think that.
What, the dreams that are crushed due to the fact that
a.) I wanna be sexy
b.) I don't wanna be your loli
c.) I'm not gonna give you my liver
I CAN DISPROVE THIS
A) You said you don't care about your appearance and you aren't a whore. Sexy is being naked. Whores are naked.
B) Lies, everyone wants to be my loli.
C) I'll find one eventually.
Sexeh does not require nekkidness.
I dun wanna.
Suuuuure. Ebay!
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WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN
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Get the fuck out of here.
How polite.
It involves skimpy outfits or getting naked on an operating table and injecting 50 pounds of plastic into you so you look like you're made of spheres. Deal with what you got and just...I don't know. Yeah, deal with it.
Yes you want to. What if I promise no intercourse?
New York, alleyways...You know. Though with my luck I'll get another alcoholic's liver.
Sexy to me is not plastic implants that induce scarring and bleeding. It's natural development. Reason why I don't like makeup.
No I don't.
Search for dead hobos. Preferably preserved in snow.
Well, society says that's sexy. Society sucks, get used to it. Natural development for you is, OH I DON'T KNOW, not being 14.
Okay, not a loli, but a person who lives in the house mooching off the supplies until I expect you to take up arms against nations.
I said healthy livers. Hobos just drink alcohol all day.
AlbinoTitan
Lend me your brother.
I will chain him up in the basement and do a liver transplant.
ZeroInsanity
No.