">Sometimes I'll just leave it on the bathtub floor, and the water'll be blasting upward, and yeah.
I have no shame. Sigh."
Bitch, please. You enjoy it. AND NOT BECAUSE YOUR BODY FORCES YOU TO.
Not-a-sellout-whore part is maybe true.
Local crossdresser gets horny, screams at the void
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Well, of course I enjoy it. It's sexual pleasure. But I don't do it because I'm horny.
Of course it's true, I'm in fukken 8th Grade.
Jeez. And there was this thing on rejecting rape just yesterday.
How...HOW THE FUCK DO YOU REJECT RAPE?
Also, I said you enjoy not just because your body forces you to, therefore you saying you do enjoy it because it's sexual pleasure MEANS YOU ARE HORNY.
Did I enter the Twilight Zone or something?
Also teen pregnancy exists.
Hands on shoulders, knee up, and run.
Agh, you're impossible...
Noooo. You're between Boundaries.
And so do abortions. They're terrible but make for really good jokes.
That's assault. There was never proof they were going to rape you.
Go ahead, try that on me (figuratively). Watch who the court convicts.
NO, YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE. ADMIT YOU ENJOY SEXUAL PLEASURE BECAUSE YOU ARE HORNY FOR WATER JETS AND COCKS OCCASIONALLY.
Between Boundaries is no fun.
And so do teen pregnancies. They're terrible but make for really good jokes.
I'm not gonna trust a guy going 'HAY KIDDEH WANT SUM CANDEH'.
No. The judge goes 'BOTH OF YA. BOY, PANTS DOWN. GIRL, BEND OVER. FRANK, CAMCORDER AND LIVE STREAMING TO /b/."
FINE WHATEVER AT LEAST I DON'T OWN A FUCKING DILDO.
But Gensokyo is nice.
COAT HANGARS!
Also, dead baby jokes rock. What's the difference between a Ferarri and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
I agree with all of that minus the Frank and /b/ part LUOLS.
HAH YOU GET HORNY LOLOLOLOL. Do you need "the talk"? I have my own version.
You didn't say that Boundaries.
Better jokes are shooped pictures.
"Problem, Shepard-Commander?" trollfaec.jpg
You know it's gonna happen.
Shut up. I'm a young girl, and this is the time where us youngun's hormones are on the fritz, and our emotions run high. What else are we supposed to feel?
But I implied it. We're both Touhou fans here.
Damn straight. And reaction pics.
A friend of mine (self proclaimed /b/ tard; says he goes on from 10:00 to 5:00 am) says reaction pics are for newfags. Truth?
^ Reading comments CAN be interesting.
Shut up.
What? Just making my scientific observations.
Scientific, my ass. You were fapping the WHOLE time, I know it.
it's like a series of comedy skits
only it's not really comedy
What?
1.) What kinda' proportions? (which body part?)
2.) that part with the bath etc., ... CANNOT UNSEE... O___O'''
3.) ...
4.) WHAT THE HELL?
1.) Bodily proportions. Size of a gun compared to a head/hand/whatever, hand compared to head, etc.
2.) OH BUT YOU DO WANNA SEE IT.
3.) |3
4.) HOLY BITCH
WHAT THE SHIT
I MEAN ASS
ALL Y'ALL CAN GO FAGGOT YOURSELF
This is why you need MSN, woomun. So these conversations are not read by FUCKING ASSHOLES and then commented upon. Also, get used to being horny. It just goes downhill from 14. Srsly. Downhill. Constantly soaked panties. Men saying "lol I came in my pants- FUCK IT REALLY HAPPENED" in the middle of class because faggots like that exist.
HAVE FUN WITH THAT! AND THE INEVITABLE CHILD YOU WILL HAVE THAT WILL RIP YOUR VAGINA IN TWO MAKING YOUR SEX PARTNER LEAVE YOU FOREVER!
Unless you get a C-Sec*tion like a quitter.
Also your friend needs to get a fucking life, get off /b/ and move to /v/ (which ironically deletes all vidya related threads) and then stop being a faggot. Reaction pics are almost always great and a good way to express yourself. Pics say a thousand words (amicoolyet). Newfaggotry and reaction pics are when they steal pics from everyone. New system (no copied pics allowed) fix this.
*C-Sec is from Mass Effect LUOLS.
DO NOT WANT
He is a huge /b/ tard. Has a PisSP full of 4chan pics.
And he got it taken away in class today while showing me. Dumbass.
HEY! I'm not an asshole! I thought you should know that after all the time we've been on the same side! -.-
DON'T MAKE ME GET PISSED OFF >:(
Whoa, hey now. Let's kinda get calmed down here.
Leave out that "DON'T MAKE ME GET PISSED OFF! >:(" part... I was in a REALLY bad mood then...
Tis all K, brah.
>Sanchez
>raging
The world has srs problems now.
IKNORITE
SuparEFG was fapping the whole time.
Xellon finds it a comedy skit with no comedy but still enjoyable.
Sanchez is raging and freaked out.
This is so fucked up.
DO WANT MSN. No one asks for picturefaggotry or voice.
I don't give it. Also it's phone accessible.
DO NOT WANT
What do you call it when two people have an intranet conversation that doesn't require posts or refreshing page?
MSN.
DO NOT FUCKING WANT
I'm never on my computer, and IM systems annoy me.
Do not want.
HOW DARE YOU NOT BRING YOURSELF TO RESPOND.
WELL FUCK
I WAS PLAYING TARANTELLA BY FUCKING ALBERT PIECZONKA
SO FUCK
LIES.
LIES AND SLANDER, NO SUCH THIGN OCCURED.
OH YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE
^
YOU CAME SO HARD YOU SHOT A HOLE THROUGH YOUR MONITOR.
Now to ZI: FINE BE THAT WAY, BUT MSN IS KOO.
We need a new subject.
How do you feel about cocks? (LUOLS)
I do not feel cocks.
Restating: How do you feel about the images of cocks?
Kinda creepy.
AlbinoTitan
Dear God you are corrupt. And you say you don't want sex.
WELL YOU TAKE SEX FROM WATER JETS.
ZeroInsanity
IT'S NEVER ON PURPOSE BECAUSE I'M NOT A SELLOUT WHORE