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HAHAHA IT'S WYVVERN'S NOW
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NON EXISTANT.
ALSO, BY CONFISCATE, I MEAN TEAR THEIR ARMS AND LEGS OFF AND ARRANGE THEIR CORPSES IN HUMOROUS MANNERS. THEN TAKE THE ALCOHOL.
Just hire Flandre.
She makes people go 'poof red mist!'.
Also, listening to it again.
^ WHILE SKULL FUCKING THEM AND DRINKING TO YOUR DEEDS
Taking it a bit too far there.
Unless skull-fucking is with a CROWBAR.
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Yeah, I'll get drunk on the spot. Good preservation of the last bottles.
/sarcasm
AS ENJOYABLE AS THAT WOULD BE I CAN RESIST...OH GOD IT SOUNDS ENJOYABLE.
Also, what do you think Suika would do if some faggot stole her gourd?
Go batshit insane and find the bastard while she's still drunk.
After which she'll fucking tear their spine out and beat them with it.
Also, you cannot mix beverages to create alcohol when you are drunk. However, proven by Suika, you can beat the crap out of people. TAKE THAT.
Suika takes Drunken Master to a whole new level.
... Gordans crowbar?
Headcrabs!
I love the crowbar.
If I put this all together in one big thought comment, I may go crazy. So here is the ultra triple comment to tie it together.
Don't bother with Ace Combat. It's hard as shit, but free flying and online is pretty fun. Oh and I had full missiles and gatling gun. But I was lazy and decided to reinforce my bomber and just go batshit insane on everything. I took a tank out with my landing gear.
Also, if I can get my hands on a volunteer job at the local faggot roleplaying Colonial crap thing, I could train glass making. It would have to be deep purple or the alcohol would be obvious.
Ok, TRIPLE RESPONSE TIEM
- Ok.
- Oh, well... I've still got AVP and ME2 and the other ME2 to look forward to.
- DO IT. EXCEPT WHEN COVERING IT, USE PURPLE LATEX, STRETCH IT OUT, USE A VERY POTENT ADHESIVE, AND MAKE SURE TO GET THE CHAINS AND REPLICATE THE SEALS. AND USE A CORK. Then you shall kick ass.
Or, y'know, you could do the purple papier-mache and then coat that in a waterproof sealant after the seals are set.
Suika is officially my idol.
She could deal with all the bullshit of a week of school while drunk.
FUCKING AMAZING.
Yeah, man.
Suika is that awesome.
I could make a half-assed movie in Garry's Mod of Alvin and the Fagmunks with Headcrabs.
Lamarr and the Headcrabs. Co-Starring Dr. Whatshisface.
Songs include:
"SQUEE"
And other sound effects.
Crowbars.
My skills include drinking (predictable), trolling (LOLCONCEIT), and general violence.
Not doing paper-mache. YOU DO THAT.
Damn. Well, I'm not a papier mache master either.
But it's not that hard, I swear.
INTRANETS HAZ GRAET TUTORIALS
So use that.
But if you don't want to, I won't pester you.
I listened to the song again.
Gah...I'm screwed. I'll be in College saying, "FUCK YOU PROFESSOR I'M JUST GOING TO GET DRUNK AND INTERRUPT YOUR CLASS BY HOOKING GOATSE UP TO THE PROJECTOR." and then I'll remember the song and get completely sidetracked.
I must say, that is a brilliant idea, the Goatse thing.
Then don't be a massive alchoholic. I will be worried if I don't hear from you on NG for a week-long period. I'll start speculating: 'Liver failure? Death by vomit drowning? Alchohol overdose? Car crash? HE'S GOTTEN INTO GENSOKYO AND DIDN'T BRING ME?!'
I mean I will slaughter the paper and it will have no particular form.
I assume you will not be a fucking drunk psycho and be able to actually cut shapes.
Plus if I could control myself for a few minutes I would probably take a break because my hands would hurt from the tiny fucking scissor holes and then I'd spot a bottle of beer and stop current action and drink.
Sigh. Well, it's just fukken newspaper in strips that are RIPPED not cut and dipped in glue and water and they dry.
Simple enough.
Besides, I don't drink alchohol. Right now.
Expect only Liver Failure. I will never overdose. Then again I'll probably slash my dormmate's liver out and replace mine once I hit College...GENIUS!
Also, I always leave a message if I am going on vacation. Unless my internet craps out. Then you'll wallow in sadness until I remember I have a computer with a never-dying internet connection.
Also, HOW THE FUCK WOULD I BRING YOU WITH ME? We're possibly 9001 states away from each other because I don't even know and I couldn't get you drunk (not only because you'd pass out on the first glass and I'd make you drink way too fast therefore coma) and that's wrong anyway because.
Though if I did find Gensokyo I'd guarentee I'd never try getting out. VEGETABLE STATUS IN THE REAL WORLD IS A-OKAY IF THAT HAPPENS!
I already hate paper mache. But you could do it. (Quest Gained: Make this poor fuck some paper mache stuff.)
Go go go, amateur surgeon.
Ok.
Well... I, er... I WANNA GO TO GENSOKYO.
Quest Cancelled due to error: Does not know address to send paper-mache to.
I just listened to it three times in a row.
CRACK FOR TEH EARZ
ekim LOST! >:3 Finally! I hope he won't be THAT annoying again!
He's lost and won't accept it.
what the fuck do i have to do for people to stop ccalling me ekimi made this acc two months ago
Is that so~?
Well, guess where to send it. Or get a cannon, point east, and fire it.
So, what?
Fire a package of paper-mache marked 'For AlbinoTitan' at Times Square with a mortar?
Genius.
I have Police connections in Manhatten. They'll get it to me within 2 hours olololol.
Also, just want to say, ignore Ekim. He's just a worn-out old attention whore. We know he's 11 blah whatever.
Yep. He lost, and now we win and he's boring.
ORLY??
Well, I don't have a mortar.
im am ont ekim damn asshole like you dont understand im not ekim so just stop with bullshit
Is that so~?
AlbinoTitan
Am I an Abomination?
Oh god. What happens when the World inevitably runs out of fossil fuels and has to use alcohol to make up for the lack of gasoline? WHAT IF TEMPERENCE IS BROUGHT BACK? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SAVAGERY, I NEED TO LEARN HOW TO BREAK INTO PEOPLE'S HOMES SOON WITH A CLEAVER OR A KNIFE AND...CONFISCATE ALL THEIR BEVERAGES OF A CERTAIN KIND.
ZeroInsanity
...o.o
ORRRRR
You could be smart and make your own alchoholic beverages.
There's nothing illegal about that, is there?
All you have to worry about in that case is if it's an unsafe level of alchohol.