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AlbinoTitan 2010-01-11 21:23:40

YOU WILL NEVER EXPERIENCE THE JOY OF NOT-TEEN PREGNANCY IF YOU DIE IN 2 YEARS

ZeroInsanity 2010-01-11 21:23:40 (Updated 2010-01-11 21:28:43)

Hell, I was planning on offing myself as soon as my life hits the peak.
Not by scrambling my skull eggs, but with something REALLY kickass.
Also, if there's going to be a missile screaming into my doorway on our apparent Armageddon, I'm going to run out there screaming 'COME GET SOME MOTHERFUCKER'

fourinone 2010-01-11 23:12:40

Za Warudo'd? If you put that way...

1. Mario - Yeah, the guy who jumps around shouting bastardized Italian and doing shrooms. Not that I'd specifically want to talk with him or anything, but it'd sure be amusing.
2. Kirby - See above. Plus he slaughtered hundreds of innocent woodland creatures because someone stole his cake. Amusing indeed.
3. Weighted Companion Cube - YOU CAN'T NOT LOVE 'M.
4. Ethan Frome - So that I may smack him for not even being able to become AN HERO properly. Also guess what I just read in English class recently.
5. Dio Brando - Eh, he was going to ZA WARUDO me anyways. Why not.

Also, I was tempted to say "God", but I was afraid I'd be bum-rushed by a bunch of Christians who get all butthurt because of it...

ZeroInsanity 2010-01-11 23:12:40

All good choices.
God would be ok, none of us are SUPARCHRISTIANS here.
Unlike some people I know.

Opinions:
Yeah, an Italian plumber on Shrooms. It'd be a good day. TURTLES
Kirby = Homicidal Badass.
It's a cube. With hearts on it. Best. Friend. EVER.
Lol dunno.
Might as well meet Sakuya. She's sexier, but with the same abilities. Minus vampiric urges.

xellon 2010-01-12 04:00:04

good thing i'm not a fag
:D

ZeroInsanity 2010-01-12 04:00:04

No you aren't, but you failed to express your opinion.
MUDA DA
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAM UDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMU DAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA
ZA WARUDO
TOKI YO TOMARE
[KNIVES X 100203]
[STAB]
ROAD ROLLER DA
[STEAMROLLED]

ekim9900 2010-01-12 08:38:51

nig*er

ZeroInsanity 2010-01-12 08:38:51

- Capitalize the first word of any sentence.
- This is a fragment sentence. Therefore, it does not make sense, and fails to direct an opinion. In this case, it looks like you are doing absolutely nothing but saying said word.
- Put a period after a sentence, albeit a fragmented one.
- It happens to be spelled, [apologies in advance for offensive terminology], "Nigger." There is no asterisk in the middle.

Sanchez150894 2010-01-12 11:11:34

^
OK; NOW I'M REALLY FUCKING PISSED OFF! >:( I first tried to see the positive things in you, but now you absolutely ruined it! I FRIGGIN' HATE(!!!) RACISM! EVERY FUCKING ONE WHO SAYS THE N-WORD (or "chink") IS A FUCKING RACIST!
IMMAH ANGREH NOW!!!!! >:(
ZI, you know what you got to do! >:D
(1. A faggot entered your once faggot-free news post, 2. he's a racist)
SHOOT HIM DOWN! And I'm sure we'll all enjoy it >:D
*someone got popcorn?*

ZeroInsanity 2010-01-12 11:11:34

You honestly tried that? Dear God, there wasn't anything positive.
Racism is for faggots. Seriously, it's for uneducated imbeciles. No wonder Ekim's using it.
Also, shot down already through logic and grammar.

AlbinoTitan 2010-01-12 15:13:04

And then I shot the missile. Then I an heroed because I was going to collect a squad so we can combat zombies. I WOULD HAVE NO PSYCHO MANIAC THEN.

Also, ekim has nothing better to do than call a white girl (we're all white here amirite) a nigra, therefore he is a horrible little, little, little, little boy.

ZeroInsanity 2010-01-12 15:13:04 (Updated 2010-01-12 16:44:25)

I'D BE DEAD, BUT NOT oh wait, they're all me.
Dammit.

Actually:
- Xellon's azn.
- Sanchez is Chinese/German.
- And I'm actually NO WAIT FUCK THAT.
- Ekim doesn't count, since he's Israeli/German/Russian/Polish/A LYING BASTARD.

AlbinoTitan 2010-01-12 15:34:57

Also desperate measures are being taken to fight the ekim menace.

Well, he's not really a menace. But he's a fag. And as Space Marines say...

KILL

EXTERMINATE

PURGE THE UNCLEAN

ZeroInsanity 2010-01-12 15:34:57

Ehh, I have a friend who can HAX.
But I'm too lazy to get him to make me a virus.
There's those Yukari traits kicking in.

AlbinoTitan 2010-01-12 17:42:45

WELL NONE OF US ARE BLACK GIRLS

SO THERE

ZeroInsanity 2010-01-12 17:42:45

Midnight, right?

AlbinoTitan 2010-01-12 17:44:12

"or maybe I'm an A.I. program"

LIKE THE GUARDIAN ANGEL LUOLS

ZeroInsanity 2010-01-12 17:44:12

OLOLOLIKNORIET

AlbinoTitan 2010-01-12 17:45:05

TRIPLE POST SHELLS LOADED

Oh and Lilith (Yes Borderlands) has been bombed with Rule 34.

Now if only it wasn't rape by Bruisers and Psychos everytime.

ZeroInsanity 2010-01-12 17:45:05

Well. How interesting.

palidian7 2010-01-12 18:08:02

Perhaps moi?

ZeroInsanity 2010-01-12 18:08:02

Hmm...
Ex-White Knight gone troll.
Hm.
OH I KNOW.

AlbinoTitan 2010-01-12 18:53:09

MIDNIGHT ISN'T HERE RIGHT NOW.

Also, the 34 is not interesting. The...artists....tried being a realist as possible.

"Pandora is like Fallout and that means filthy and covered with dust. I KNOW! LET'S MAKE BANDITS EXTREMELY DIRTY AND COVERED IN MUCK AND LILITH GETS COVERED IN THAT MUCK WHILE SHE TAKES MULTIPLE DICKS WITH PSYCHOS DRINKING HER TITS AND-"

That's enough.

ZeroInsanity 2010-01-12 18:53:09

%u0CA0_%u0CA0

AlbinoTitan 2010-01-12 18:55:35

Either way DEFILED.

ZeroInsanity 2010-01-12 18:55:35

Ololol.

AlbinoTitan 2010-01-12 19:23:45

Yes.

Also, WALFAS SITE HAS JAP VIDEOS I DON'T GET.

ZeroInsanity 2010-01-12 19:23:45

LRN2TOUHOU for some of them. Others you'll either have to find or say LOLDUNNO BUT SPARKLY VISUALS AND HIGH PITCHED VOICES TO FAP TO

Also: Ever seen the Bad Apple!! PV? It's just really cool looking.
Also also: Interested in the characters yet?
Also also also: Suika or Yukari?
Also also also also: Seen the MASTER SPARK yet?
Also x5: Know TH Memes? E.g. (9), Hawt Armpits, Sexy Old Hag Trio, Patchy is a Basement Dweller?
Also x6: Do you hate the fact that I love Touhou this much?

AlbinoTitan 2010-01-12 20:20:50

I saw Cirno and not a single english word in sight on the few I watched.

Then I gave up.

Also, once I find the English ones I should understand cause I know the memes.

ZeroInsanity 2010-01-12 20:20:50

Go for the more popular IOSYS videos or songs, those usually have translations.
English Image Threads for Touhou usually have some either cool art or some meme related pics as well. However, this usually includes excessively moe stuff that will rape your mind if you hate that kind of thing. For srs. ESPECIALLY 9 DAY.
Otherwise, yeah. There's also very high amounts of Rule 34 Touhou for like every fucking character possible, if you're interested. And none of it is by 13 year olds who can't draw. All professional. I know. I've seen it.

AlbinoTitan 2010-01-12 21:08:53

Dohoho, do not worry about my opinion of loli.

But you're acting lesbian. STOP IT. I WANT YOU TO CATCH SONIC.

ZeroInsanity 2010-01-12 21:08:53

Orly??

|3 Tee hee. I know sexy when I see it, even if it's a girl.

fourinone 2010-01-12 21:48:33

"Might as well meet Sakuya. She's sexier, but with the same abilities. Minus vampiric urges."
But she's one steamroller short, so it balances out?

ZeroInsanity 2010-01-12 21:48:33

Yeah, since she gets full-on manipulation of time. Unlike Dio, who can only stop time for a minute or two, she can do it as long as she wants to and when she wants to.
Also, she wears paOmf27g

SuparEFG 2010-01-12 23:20:02

My friend has a sister that is obsessed over "The Vocaloids."

In other news, I noticed that no really DID say their cultural heritage.

Also, I started a fight at school today. Lulz ensued.

Moar: I had a shower today and I didn't brush my hair, (it got alot longer then the specs I gave you for the group picture) and it looked like my hair exploded at the bottom. It was awesome.

ZeroInsanity 2010-01-12 23:20:02 (Updated 2010-01-12 23:41:32)

Hatsune Miku and such. High pitched ear rape.

Does not understand. Reword.

Lololol. You k.o. the fucker?

Yeah, my hair does that too, since I'm too lazy to just towel-dry it completely, so i get rid of the dripping amount of water then I just shake my head around really fast to get rid of the rest.

SuparEFG 2010-01-12 23:36:16

Also, I have no idea what you guys are talking about half the time with the Touhou stuff. Educate me pl0x?

ZeroInsanity 2010-01-12 23:36:16

Plz do this:
1. Google your likeness's name. In your case, Cirno.
2. Find their touhou.wikia.com article.
3. Read and learn about them.
4. Search the article for other characters' links and go there.
5. Read on them.
6. Repeat until you have lrn2Touhou.
7. ????
8. Profit

SuparEFG 2010-01-13 10:01:23

I already did that for Cirno, lmao. But none of the other characters though.

The fight I started began as pushing, then I threw my back pack at someone then like 5 people started fighting each other and I stood there laughing my ass off.

ZeroInsanity 2010-01-13 10:01:23

THEN LRN2OTHER CHARACTERS.

Haha, that's funny. Imbeciles.

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