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ZeroInsanity
Local crossdresser gets horny, screams at the void

Zi @ZeroInsanity

Age 28, Female

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The Flat-Chested Girls Academy

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Joined on 4/1/09

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where's mine
:'(

Fucknuggets, that's right. I have your specs.

oh and happy new year Zi
:D

AWW RIGHT FUCK YEAH SEAKING

NO *sniff* I dont but what sux is my mother got a call on new years eve morning that her sister died and happy new years to you

...I gotta say dude, that's preHAHAHAHAHAHOHMYGODTHATSFUNNYAS HELL
No seriously. That's terrible.

Meh... just came back in from getting rid of that damn snow in front of our house -.- Hands feel like if htey were burning and both have been cut (I don't know why, how or when... O.o)
... *change of subject*
Have you tried that userpic yet? ^^

I like the burning numbness. It's just when if you take a bath subsequently, then it feels like someone just dumped Hell INTO YOUR HANDS.

Sorry, got caught up making revisions to people in Walfas, and then got caught up in making that picture. I'll try today.

whoa, whoa! Why do you have "depressed" in your "Blrub about you" text??? O_o

Well, I did a self screening on depression one day, and found that my attitude and physical condition state I'm in Mild Depression.
Attitude has been cynical and generally pessimistic, and physical condition is that I'm apparently not eating enough sometimes and that I'm tired.
And here's the cycle:
I'm pissed that I'm tired.
I lash out at people because I'm pissed.
Then I get pissed at being pissed.
Then I get tired because I'm pissed and can't get to sleep.
Then I wake up tired again.
Cycle repeats.

But don't worry, it's nothing to An Hero about .
Yet.

This art has excellence.

It is greater than or equal to mudkipz.

Awesome Level is not yet OVAR 9000.

Draw moar.

Also did you know sex makes you able to sleep more?

Doing so, making a pic of myself.

Yeah, actually. It's something about endorphins or something like that that thr brain releases that gives a calming sensation.

Or borrow Igott's weed. That works too.

Well, he's clearly across the country/dimension, since I've no idea where he is.
So good luck to me to borrow his weed.
AND HELL NO I'M NOT SENDING MY LOCATION.

I just realized I don't know what state you are. But then again I don't care LUOLS.

Also your walfas are expert.

EDIT: Go to the Touhou Wiki, and look up Suika Ibuki.
You would get along with her greatly.

Olololkthx.
You should lrn2Touhou.
It's flying, magical, and drunk/crazy/homicidal/powerful/le sbian/MASTER SPARK FIRING/vengeful/slutty/disturbing /awesome LOLIS beating the crazy fucknuts out of each other with cool sounding kill spells and DANMAKU BULLETS OF CRAZY SHIT AWESOME.
And the series is completely FREE.

Explain please:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Nb5Ohbt1Sg">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Nb5Oh bt1Sg</a>

How the hell did that person dodge ALMOST ALL SHOTS????
Also: Touhou is funneh and crazeh! :3

Hawt damn, dude's got SKILL!
*GRAZEGRAZEOHGODOHGODGRAZEGODGRAZ EGRAZE*
Lolololol.

And yes, Touhou is just that awesome.

tehe, I just noticed your new userpic ^^ nice!

IKNORIET!!

Once I got over the names, ridiculous outfits, demonness AND THE FACT SHE IS KNOWN TO BE FLAT (never heard of that meme but whatever) it was jailbait lolitastic.

Too bad sake FUCKING SUCKS. Drunk in five seconds, no fun.

PETTAN PETTAN TSURUPETTAN
[though ear rape, it is a catchy song that I happen to like]

Well, she's always drunk. You can just bring beer, or maybe Suika can change the gourd's properties to hold infinite BEER.
She's a magical loli. [lol they all are] It could happen.

how much sake did ya' drink? 5 minutes doesn't really mean anything...
besides it only has about twice the alcohol of beer... so it's comparable with champagne

Wines are tres delicious.
Had beer once, and it tasted interesting.
Wanna try sake. Rice wine=interest piquing.

Sake is PURE ALCOMAHOL.

Also, she would be perfect if she had tits. That is all.

There's Yuyuko Saigyouji. She's got a chest. But she's not drunk all the time. Just very hungry. All the time. She's also dead. PHYSICAL GHOST. Y'know? Reason why she's hungry. Ghosts can't get full.

Aya Shameimaru also; average sized and is a Tengu. Tengu=HIGH ALCHOHOL TOLERATION=DRUNK AND CAN KEEP ON DRINKING. Also very wily.

Yukari Yakumo: Border Manipulator who's sexy but really old. Not the oldest, but old. Divides by zero, just like me.

Oh yeah, and there's also Sakuya Izayoi. Dio Brando's female counterpart. She's a maid, apparently 16-20, and has the abilities of Dio Brando minus the vampire part.
Works for a vampire loli, though.

YOU CANNOT HAVE OPINION OF SEXY

ONLY I CAN HAVE OPINION OF LOLI SEXY, BECAUSE I AM MAN.

Also dividing by 0 girl is the best.

Yukari is my favorite too.
Reason why I want the ability to rip dimensions and make GAPS.

I can masturbate with these GAPS. (Predictable answer)

Srsly though that is a koo powah.

Iknoriet?
You just wave your hand and then SUUP Eye Portal.
Then you're like 'i wanna go here nao'
and then SUUUP gap opens and you're thar.

WHAT THE FUCK

IRL LOLI ACTION SEQUENCE

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BA3UKkYzUpw">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BA3UKk YzUpw</a>

DUDE I TOTALLY WANNA WATCH KICKASS
THAT MOVIE IS EXACTLY WHAT IT SAYS ON THE TIN

SHE CURSES LIKE CRAZY AND CUT A NIGRA'S LEG OFF, THEN HAD A CRAZY FUCKING DANMAKU BATTLE INVOLVING BULLETS AGAINST 20 GUYS

WIN

FUCK YEAH
MOVIE OF THE FUCKING YEAR

NICE! :3
Only thing that annoys me is her costume -.- kinda' ridiculous...

That's what makes it funny, though!

ridiculous = funny (in it's own special kinda' way)

he first movie ever, which kinda' supports children having guns (I'm sure the softair economy will go boom after the movie has been released XD)
I like that >:D

Yes.
BANG BANG, y'know what I'm sayin'?

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