LAST DAY FOR BORDERLANDS?!
FORGET THE REST. WAT.
Local crossdresser gets horny, screams at the void
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IT'S STILL A RENTAL WE'RE GOING TO GET IT WHEN THERE'S A 20% OFF COUPON THAT COMES IN FOR MY DAD.
SAD FACE.
GREAT.
NOW GET EEXBAWX LIEV.
I heard it'll be free early 2010 for Gold Membership.
Also, Last Equipment Set:
- Torgue Double Anarchy (4shot SMG with high ROF)
- S&S Caustic SR (3x Corrode Chance, 1.8 Weapon Zoom, 352[?] ATK, essentially semi-auto, and 9 shot clip)
- Maliwan Burning SR (3x Incinerate Chance, 148 ATK, 6 shot clip, and 2.4 Weapon Zoom)
- 101 Eridian Cannon (881 Dmg per hit, massive Energy round, decent recharge rate, great splash damage)
- Very Fast Healing Shield w/ 400 exact capacity.
- Firefly Class Mod: +28% Burn Damage and a whole bunch of other stat bonuses.
- Explosive Contact Grenade Mod. Boring, amirite?
Last but not least, made it to Level 33, and the Eridian Whatever it was.
So close to the Vault, and couldn't make it.
Also, the Guardian is a nice person. I like her.
SPOILERS
The Vault was made by Japanese hentai artists.
ORLY??
The Guardian Angel is a lying bitch. The only thing in The Vault is a tentacle rapist.
OHSHI-
It has a danmaku battle with you then sends out tentacles to hold you down onto the bed and have guardians om nom nom penis/vagina with their claws.
Dammit.
RAEP SMG TIEM HAHAHA
I have a friend like the rant about MODERN WARFARE TWO. He used to be ok, Got an x-box 360, Halo 3, and Modern Warfare 2, BAM. COMPLETE. FUCKING. DOUCHE BAG. He brags to every person in our class hows he's on like level 37 prestige or some shit, that just shows he has no life. He never takes showers anymore, His feet smell like a pile of rotting shit with rotting flesh on top, he bugs everyone about modern warfare 2, he tried doing it to me once, I turned around and said "DUDE. I don't fucking care about your fucking prestige shit. FUCK. OFF. If you got to level whatever fucking prestige shit you did in 2 days, you honestly have NO FUCKING LIFE." he walked away and started bugging someone else about it.
TL;DR I had an ok friend, got Modern Warfare two, turned into a complete dick.
I know, EVERY FUCKING GUY IN MY SCHOOL brags on and on about OH GAWWAD THERES TWO GOLDEN GUNS AND I HAVE BOTH OF THEM IM SO PRO.
One of my best friends has some common sense, though. He's a Penis3 user/fanboy/basement dweller, and he is a strong believer tht Uncharted 2 owns MW2 any day.
If I play MW2, it is campaign or Private games. No leveling shit.
Online shouldn't be everything in a game.
Borderlands delivers.
I love the fuck out of Borderlands way more than Modern Warfare 2 and I don't even own Borderlands.
GET BORDERLANDS NAO
MW2 was WAAAY overhyped. Everyone knows people only bought it to play as a terrorist and for the OMFG NEW GUNS AND MAPS :D.
And all people who honestly think that MW2 is THE BEST GAEM EVAR are 11-14 years old and have only played online.
Private matches are generally YO DAWG, IMMA JUMP OUT OF THE MAP AWWW SHIIIIIT YOU THREW A GRENADE AT ME RAGE QUIT or Michael Myers.
The latter is somehow fun.
Borderlands is still King. I wonder how Red Faction: Guerilla is? Hopefully not just DESTROY, DESTROY, DESTROY, DESTROY, DESTROY...DESTROY.
That's pretty retarded. But still, if you have friends with a minimum IQ of 50, then private tactical firefights should be nice.
I dunno about RF:G. I know, though, that there's a code where your hammer gets replaced by an OSTRICH.
MW2 and Borderlands are fave games of mine :3 Both are just plain awesum! :3
Although "No Russian" from MW2 got censored in Germany -.- You can't kill the civilians yourself and you have the option to simply SKIP the whole level... proves again, that Germany censores too much and strict and that most German gamers are pussys (no, I'm no pussy >:( )
Wait, you're German?
Also, that IS true, and Russia had the level completely removed (I think).
My friends who've played it said it's absolutely terrible to play that level, simply because of how depressing it is to commit mass murder like that, no matter how funny it is.
You can die in No Russian for not mass murdering people.
Makarov says "I HAVE NO TIME FOR COWARDS" and blows your brains out.
Dude, that's terrible.
heya! I have a new cartoon on NG!
<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/519778">http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view /519778</a>
Sawed it!
I searched my name on the internet. Something you should never do.
Namely, you'll find it in strange places. Weeaboo infiltration and the such. Around the 6th page I started seeing NG Posts. Woman, you really were a fag once. But that's okay, we all were fags once. Except Dio. But he isn't on the internet.
Fucking whitewolf, Rabid-Monkey and eightball. Strangely, I'm friends with the latter now. Not enemies with Rabid. Whitewolf still sucks.
Remember: I was a fag before
1. Corruption
2. EDucation
3. Lrn2Troll
4. BCame Troll and made friends and stuff.
Whitewolf: Have not referred to her ever since the end of the ATvsWW FlameWars.
Eightball: Occasionally in contact. Still friends.
Rabid: First real friend I made here, and still is. Awaiting his Madness Abhorrence in TBA.
IT ALL STARTED ONE YEAR AFTER YOUR AGE. WHITEWOLF IS THE DEVIL'S WORK.
Puzzleness. But I love you now. In the ass. LUOLS.
WAT
In mah INTRANETZ ASS. Luols.
Also: Didja know Ekimmy's back?
http://ekim9900.newgrounds.com .
Fo Srs.
Also also: Now I dunno cause i forgotted
I am so cool I can do 300 things before returning here and then have a post 3 minutes after your first reply to me.
I do not care about the past. The past is where people were 3 years old and I cannot love a 3 year old...(lie).
Wait, what?
buhahahhahhahahha
*stares at you with a bored look*
XD
Guess what? I remembered the actual REASON why the art isn't finished.
Mah mouse is fucked up.
I went to paint and tried to do some and my mouse is to fucked.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU U-
Sigh.
Well, damn.
Get a new mouse.
For Christmas I'm getting a new computer.
If not, I'll get the mouse.
Hell, YES.
I'd just like it done by 2011, all right?
Hello! I've found some time off from tidying thing up around the house, making meals, etc...
So now I'm here to understand this massive enigma that is the internet!
Well, good luck with that!
If you really need help, then I'll gladly volunteer, but otherwise, I believe you need to learn on your own.
fourinone
Massive rant is massive. And I read the whole damn thing. o_O
Nikola Tesla is the shitz. Anyone who attempts to make a freaking Death Ray machine is cool in my book.
ZeroInsanity
ORLY?
Yeah, he is. The man hates fat people too. I love him. Also, he cared for pigeons.