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Posted by ZeroInsanity - August 17th, 2010


High school is not bullshit.

Also, got an Intuos 4 tablet. Expect more color.


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Tomorrow is going to be the most misleading day of your life. Anyway, time to carry over stuff.

What the hell is wrong with the people you hang out with? Your generation was clearly condemned to worthlessness.

Don't go paranoid and misogynist on me. Not every guy wants to rape girls. Only a few, like me. And in Gensokyo, women rape you despite your gender.
Goddamn it. I now hope you experience this in a lucid dream. Centipedes in the vagina are just as bad.

I require balance. I'm still trying to get past OoAC, goddammit. Having a bullet spraying gun, laser rifle, cannons and assault armor does not make sense to me. That is imbalanced. FUCK THAT BEETLE EMBLEM GUY, HIS ARENA MATCH WAS SO MISLEADING. The Arena is underpowered, goddamn. It gets my hopes up all the time.
Too busy dashing to notice sparks. I generally try and watch my radar to see if things are dead. I am sad when I cut a guy up like the Fist of the North Star and there are still 4 blips moving on my radar in OoAC.

Mac is inferior and for hipsters. Just don't buy a new one when your current tech craps out. Then you can have every game ever for free through pirating.
I liked Stiletto. She had a reasonable mindset considering the circumstances. Roadie is obnoxious as fuck and will never steal my money again, Risaia is only hired if I don't want a challenge as missions are suddenly easy with her, Merrygate is pro, and OldKing is elder god tier. His build looks awesome.
I like things that work. This takes a long time to fix, adjust, and then I have to postpone the final copy to make characters.

Fine, Kasumi Sumika. Reminds me of Mass Effect 2. I will actually remember this.
I love characters who show they have no problem with slaughtering the masses. I hate villains who are so serious and act like emos who want to HURR DURR SCORN THE WORLD.
Truly a d'aww moment.

I never read intel unless it impacts the story anyway, so fuck what they tell me to do. I can stand trial and error. But I hate games that have impossible final missions. Shit, it can be challenging and therefore rewarding, but not DERP REPEAT 6000000 TIMES "CHALLENGING."
Red Rum/Shamir was a psycho, would have liked to see more of her. Starka is just one in a long list of disappointments in games due to alcohol references. It's as if they expect people not to understand what their fancy names mean. I demand badass Russians who hide in the fog and terrorize the player.

The game does provide interesting lore on fairies. Apparently Cirno is on par, if not STRONGER than Marisa. Marisa was fucking afraid of Cirno and ran away practically crying. Fairies are homicidal maniacs who are preparing for war 24/7 and use kamikaze tactics. Who knew?

Damn straight.

No, no. The gens AFTER us are the bad ones. They're drunk, stupid, horny, smoking fuckwit whores.

You have fun imagining how that feels.
I'm sowwy. I probably will.

Elegance is my most balanced design. Full LAHIRE frame, Aspina MG, Omer Chain Gun, 049ANSC, And the Altair laser rifle, and Euphoria shoulders.
Solo, Vaoh's pretty sad. With Malzel and a Blader, HARD.
I at least notice sparkysparks on people I'm dashing by at subsonic speeds.

Right. I'll consider that.
Risaia died one time. Direct assault cannon from Gachirin point blank. Very saddening.
I make things that work. Even if they don't work, I remember it anyway. Just in case I figure a way on how to MAKE it work.

Congratulations. Don't understand ME2 connection, but ok.
They overdo it with those guys. Unless, it's really well done and symbolic.

This one is not trial and error. It is strategically making a mech suitable to take on three far more skilled pilots and being able to survive such an onslaught.
I wanted more of all the characters. They need faces, bodies, and bios, dammit.

That's far from what I expected from a game titled Fairy Wars. And Marisa just got knocked down a tier.

You will get used to it, and after sophomore year you will realize how wrong you were the first day. I'm picking up my schedule tomorrow.

I'm not going to get used to this first day bullshit ever.
OF COURSE I LOVE LEARNING THINGS I WON'T REMEMBER TWO YEARS FROM NOW MORE THAN I DO PLAYING HALO.

^
Pfft. Someone's a nerd with no childhood. School may be rewarding in a sense, but there is no chance in hell anyone who was brought up on slightly normal terms will say it's fun or glorious. Don't care how good your grades are, it's just not "glorious." Stop being so dull and blind to reality.

School is fun when shit happens, shit gets real, shit gets funny, or if you study something you like.
Otherwise it's boring.

"just try and give your best, it most likely won't be as bad as you think"
That's what I would've said... but AT just gave you a somehow bad seeming impression, so I guess anything positive would be too late now...

Always thinks negative. Disregards everyone else.

school for you already wow

i dont start till the 27

i have to redo the 11th grade sucks for me(maybe )

You're a lucky duck, you.
But still is disappoint at having to repeat a grade.
For shame, son.

All of you younger gens look the same. You all think Call of Duty is the best franchise ever and dress up like whores. No class.

But I lucid dreamed about being a woman once. There were tentacles.
I hope you also dream about getting impregnated by a centipede. The eggs will hatch and your stomach will explode.

Still trying your designs out. Saving some, like White Noise. OoAC is getting better. I killed two this time around, but Maximillion is a fucking douchebag in this mission.
Bladers are usually easy for me, but later missions always give them amazing four-hit kill cannons or shotguns. Malzel is only bad when you get close. Dat AA.
They move too quickly and seem to sense that I will cut them up. I miss a lot when lunging and so never really notice sparks.

Some deaths are sad, but other people just say they are going to pull out. It helps make the few that die special.
I need a better testing ground than OoAC. I want to start making designs and this is a horrible mission to test them on.

DLC character Kasumi Goto. She's a thief, is interesting.
Metal Gear is the only series that pulled that off well. METAL GEAR. Also, one of the Snake clones is a homosexual.

That can be trial and error. It's not as if I can't replay the missions and counter what I see effectively.
Bios are needed. Bodies not so much. I demand backstory besides HERP DERP HE WORKED WITH OMER AND IS DANGEROUS.

More like Cirno up a tier. But her intelligence dropped greatly. Again. Canon Cirno is now dumber than fanon Cirno. I like how ZUN avoided having Reimu as the Extra Stage boss so she could remain the undefeated miko. So many characters have lost to her fucking unreasonable plot armor.

Call Of Duty is fucking stupid. 4 was tolerable.

Oh. Well.
I hope I do too. I deserve it.

Has lots. Make a full ARGYROS body design with the arm mount gatling guns and the gatling cannons. Oh, and the ADDICT shoulder part. And I swear, just HAX.
Because Bladers usually have the structural integrity of styrofoam and cardboard tubing. And I realized Malzel's design is bullshit. Two NSS Rifles as his main weapons? WHAT KIND OF FUCKWIT WOULD DO THAT.
FUCKING MOROZ ARGH. Does the same thing.

You know whose death was sad? Joshua O'Brien.
Arena Matches on the blatantly difficult people. I figure if they can take on those high-rollers, they can take on the world. Like WhiteNoise. First test was against VAOH. Won with bout two scratches or so. Figured immediately that "WhiteNoide can take on the fucking world".

Oh. Okay. Wants that game, but will wait for 3 and Reach.
That's the Solidus one, right? The aussie looking one?

It's doable with the right build. It's surviving the onslaught of a quick sniper, an artillery master, and an armored danmaku-spewer.
I mean really. I expect bios in AC5 or else I'll stab a baby.

Oh, wow. Is she retarded now?
And what the fuck, Marisa? Bitch got her ass handed to her.
And fucking Reimu needs to get dicked.

I'm the 11th grade now (fucking online dictionary told me it was "sixth former" -.-)... things are getting REALLY fucking stressing and exhausting now and we'll begin the "exam period", as how I call it, on the 1st of september, meaning we'll be having at least 3 exams per week in that time till our heads explode...
BUT(!) there is a positive thing till now. All the tutors I've got for the last two years of school are really cool and nice (I'll have my university-entrance diploma exams/tests with them) :3
Another bad thing: All those classes we had in former times were split up in specific courses for each subject -.-

So everything has its positive and negative sides. Don't fade out the positive ones, or you'll end up in a pretty serious depression...
We already began counting the remaining days till our university-entrance diploma exams... The exams for all subjects with a higher standard we chose will last at least 300 minutes per exam... fucking shit... our hands will burn in the middle of the exam...

You have fun with all of that, I'll be suffering horribly during finals in December.

HAHAHAHA.

Mines not until the 2nd of September.

Yeah, well, you know what?
You can go suck a dick.

HOLY MOTHERF****** SH-!!! YOU GOT A TABLET!!! WOOOHOOO!!! XD
congrats! NOW you can make some EPIC stuff! (I always have to color shit with my mouse -.-)

It's amazing. I swear.

That's why I'm tring to save some money for a tablet myself... meh... I envy you ^^'

I keep drawing stuff with it, but I haven't gotten around to posting them quite yet.
Working on that.

Call of Duty 2 and 4 are the only tolerable ones. The games would be better if the fanbase was not made up of 12 year olds. Same with Halo.

I now have 7 schematics saved. I only made 3 and took the other 4 from you and others. I managed to FUCKING FINALLY get past OoAC with SALINE spread missiles and MUSKINGUM02 relation missiles. Regulation 1.00 helps.
Malzel is retarded anyway. I killed him in 3 seconds with my Blader. Once you get close he has the targeting capabilities of a schizophrenic on crack. Of course, you still have to dodge his AA.
But Moroz is a derp who always seems to miss.

His death was meant to be sad. Fucking White Glint needs to stop being piloted by bros.
Like I said before, Arena Matches are so misleading. At least I can freely play through the campaign now that OoAC is finished. NEVER AGAIN WILL I GO FOR THE OLDKING ENDING.

Dragon Age 2 is delaying Mass Effect 3. Also, Bungie is fucked after Reach comes out. Halo as all they have, they forgot how to make good games that don't rely on multiplayer.
Solidus is just insane. Big Boss is confirmed for gay. In Peace Walker he dates a man in a speedo.

The Sniper and Artillery guys are easy, but the armored danmaku spitter is where I fail the mission over and over.
A baby is going to die soon. There are only a few developers who listen to the fans and Ubisoft is not one of them.

She acts like an infant. She can't even complete sentences properly.
Marisa got her Master Spark nerfed.
NOOOOO BECAUSE ZUN HAS TO HAVE A MARY SUE MAIN CHARACTER.

Even 2 was broken. The most broken one is 6. The only reason Black Ops looks cool is because the AWM is in it and I love the AWM.
And I don't understand. We'll have like 14.7 million recruits all screaming "I KILLED LIKE 4 PEOPLE WITH THAT SEMTEX WHERE'S MY CARE PACKAGE" in REAL LIFE.

I have more. Lots more.
NEW ONE:
AC: BloodAngel (my main).
Designer: Silence
Parts:
AALIYAH BODY SET
Add Back Booster
Motorcobra
Moonlight
Normal Rayleonard Booster Set; no Ortega
Maxwell Gen
Tuning:
MAX OUT Side QB, Back QB, And the other QB.
And Lock On stuff.
And turning speed.
And as much as possible into PA and manueverability. IN THAT ORDER.
Color Scheme:
Black, Tinges of Blood-Crimson. Must look cruel.
Emblem: Use Black and White wings, and a Rapier. I can't remember it all.
Should be used in Reg 1.5. Meant for you to keep mashing QBs until you finally get the windo to attack. In the meantime, spray with bullets. In other words, rip off Shinkai except better.
AND YES I BEAT NOBLESSE OBLIGE, FEEDBACK, AND EVEN VAOH WITH THIS SHIT IN THEIR MISSIONS. I took down two of the guys in OoAC with this. Got killed by Feedback and his fucking bazookas.

I FUCKING HATE MOROZ. He sucks as a pilot, but keeps making you MISS. FUCKING HELL.

Joshua O'Brien isn't piloting White Glint anymore. You are. Well, you are if you played AC4. O'Brien died in the Aretha. You took White Glint for yourself.
I got stuck (at first) at trying to take down Mrs. Theresia. Fuckin' Kojima Missile at the beginning of the game? REALLY?
Just do Free Play. Works fine.

Fuck.
Totally, unless Reach's story is actually good or they come up with MOAR Halo. Or a new game that's awesome. All three are possible.
OH WOW. I need to tell my friend this. He seriously loves MGS and ESPECIALLY Big Boss.

You have no idea how hard it is to kill people in this game. FUCKIN A. They're SMART.
Oh, I read that they're keeping them faceless for people to make their own inferences, so that's pretty cool. Needs moar bio, and I hope for that.

Oh, wow. She's retarded, all right.
LOLOLOL
She really, REALLY needs to get immensely dicked somehow.

ALSO, Bio Bonus. For some reason, this brings a smile to my face whenever I read it.

Melody Castor (Luminous):
AC: WhiteNoise
Cheery, talkative young LYNX notorious for her destructive fighting style. Uses a airborne lightweight "missile boat". Known to be able to harass all enemy types. Likes to keep her distance from the target, due to her large lock-on radius and high lock-on speed. Likes to work with her brother on missions. Currently affiliated with ORCA.

Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 is supposed to be filled with hackers, like one per server.

Aimbot fuckers be NOT TEH LEET.

But 2 was actually fun and didn't give a fuck about multiplayer. BUT FUCK BLACK OPS, I WILL BE DISAPPOINT AT ANYONE WHO BUYS THAT. Activision has milked CoD enough.
Oh well, the army will have plenty of human shields then.

FUCKING SAVED. I need more FRS Memory, but I don't want to do Hard Mode. Shit sucks.
Reg 1.5 is my default and Reg 1.0 is my SHIT JUST GOT REAL trump card. Every missile becomes a powerhouse of rape.
I still need to get used to the boosters. Switching from a Heavy to a boosting psychopath is difficult.

I got lucky with a Kojima missile if I remember correctly. He stopped moving for no reason and then flew towards me. Direct impact. What a derp.

Well, he used to pilot it. I need to buy AC4 again.
I never noticed that. But my Arena matches generally end in 20 seconds.
Still, progressing with a design feels more worthwhile.

Dragon Age 2 may ruin the whole system or revolutionize it. Don't know yet. It'll play like Mass Effect with swords.
If they make a sequel to Reach, I will be mad. Your team is supposed to die. There is nothing left to milk after this.
If he asks about Eva, tell him Big Boss lied to keep her recruited. It was a fake relationship. That's how hard gay Big Boss is.

OH GOD NO, NOT SMART AI. They all have faults and weak spots. Everything is exploitable.
Faceless is nice because mech games generally fuck up people. But if they can't exert the effort to make REAL bios, there will be a shitstorm.

Too bad she has the ability to take over Gensokyo. Fairies are fucking OP.
WHICH MAKES YOU WONDER HOW POWERFUL EVERYONE ELSE REALLY IS.
At least she isn't PC-98 Mary Sue. That was fucking ridiculous. Alice, Elly and Yuuka should not have 100% lost to her plot armor. This is not me backing up favorite characters.

The best part about this is the fact that it could be used for ACFA as one of the mini-bios.

4's balance was great. Weapons took like at LEAST 5 shots to kill someone. Not 3 with a fucking UMP WITH RAPID FIRE AND SILENCER. Fuckin' A.
AND I LOVE AWM. But Black Ops does look fail.
And this is true.

FRS Memory is totally worth is. Every little bit you put in MAGNIFIES shit. I tested. Oh, right. Use INBLUE, not BLUEXS. BLUEXS fucks the MG's aiming over.
And I need to test 1.0 then. That'll make Luminous the most powerful LYNX on the face of the earth.
Yeah, that's how I fight. QB Chaining while laughing maniacally, spewing bullets, and Blading.

I'll use WhiteNoise and Reg 1.0. Except switch the Niobraras for some machineguns.

Yep. But he's dead now.
Well, I couldn't since all I had was a crude Aaliyah design with nothing but a Tresor, Hitman, and Dragonslayer.
Eh. I like the epic moments. I'd rather go there immediately.

Mass Effect 2 was like Gears except with an obvious lack of testosterone and better story and COLOR.
They should do something new. Godddamn it, fucking iOS4. Being retarded.
HEHEH. I think I sent him into a coma.

No, they're not 'SKYNET TERMINATOR' smart. They're competent and realistic in my opinion.
Bios would be nice, yes. Chromehounds had bios.

FANTASTIC. A RETARDED FUCKING 6 YEAR OLD RULING OVER AN ENTIRE DIMENSION.
We'd all die IRL.
True. If Reimu were IRL, she'd be a JEW and we all know it.

Exactly how I designed it. However, don't use WhiteNoise online. No, wait. DO. Bound to induce immense raging.

I'll have to agree with AT about CoD... especially modern warfare 2 -.-' Those fukken kids just really make you want to freak out...
There aren't that many Hackers... Yeah, there are a lot, but not one per server Ò_ô at least this is what I hope for...

Reason why I don't have LIVE or MW2. Both are overpriced, and both suck.

Call of Duty 2 was only balanced in the sense that every gun would kill you in 2 bodyshots. The campaign was fun to replay and made you feel insignificant compared to your allies. CoD games these days make you feel like a one man army.
It is MW2 with a new skin. I can only think of four games with the AWM, yet somehow it's still known across the entire 12 year old board.

I hate Hard Mode with an ungodly passion and I'm only up to Chapter 3. The Memory is delicious though.
I got past OoAC in 3 minutes with missile spam and 1.00. However, a lot of weapons are fucked up with this Regulation, so don't use anything other than missiles with it active.
I like to take the calm and strategic approach. Too bad this game demands you act frantic. Fucking danmaku.

Disregard your hand weapons and just shoot missiles. It'll be over quickly if a steady stream of missiles hit.

White Glint is a harbinger of death to all near it. Goddamn.
I just used grenades when I was new to the game. It still worked.
I like seeing my design dominate all of the missions and then finishing it off. For me, it makes the epic moments feel more important.

Gears of War was better when it used grey instead of brown. Graphics these days are brown and bloom.
Bungie should go back to Myth. They had a good series going there. Too bad none of these console kiddies know what that is. It'll never get appreciated because it isn't Halo.
He should know that everyone is gay for Big Boss. Even moreso than Bridget or similar traps.

Sounds nice. How many missions are there?
AC5 needs more menus. A customizable game like that needs as many menus as it can fit. Some menus for bios and lore, of course.

Fairies are on someone's leash. We don't know who controls them though. They seem to have a hive mind of sorts, and currently that hive mind is telling them to train for war to defend Gensokyo. Weird.
THE INFANTS ARE ABLE TO WITHSTAND MASSIVE LASERS.
No matter where Reimu goes, she has no money. Same with Ayayayayaya.

The servers are completely unpopulated except for elitist pros.

Well, now it's like .5. Which is gay.
Well, because if you aren't a one man army, the game becomes "boring" and "bland". Fuckin' A. Splinter Cell Conviction's Co-Op forced you to be a team player. And it was awesome.
I love that sniper because
A. It's in Material Sniper and that's an AWESOME game to play with a tablet
B. It looks cool
C. The fact that it can fire .50 caliber rounds as a bolt-action

Hard mode is good for FRS memory and NEW PARTZ. Needs TEH SAPLA to make Terrorist. Also, cannot do Destroy Silent Avalanche. FUCK YOU EMERALD RACCOON. Needs to try WhiteNoise.

LOLOLOLOL.
Well, that means that Chromehounds is a better game for you. TOO BAD THEY SHUT DOWN THE ONLINE SERVERS. Fucking Sega.

I'll run out of ammuuz.

PERFECT EXAMPLE OF WAY TOO OVERPOWERED QUICK BOOSTING. Goddamn. Took a hail of gatling gun fire to take him down in the story. Shit.
Could not afford grenades. Too poor.
My favorite mission was Destroy Unknown AF on HARD. If you OB there fast enough and blade it immensely, you kill it within about 10 seconds or so and get an S rank with FRS memory for NO EFFORT.

MOAR LIEK QUEERS OF GORE AMIRIET
Never got to play that. Is a young'un. But musics were awesomes.
He's given up hope and plans on riding in a spaceship singing for absolution.

49 missions? I think. Missions take a reasonable amount of strategy and time.
Yep. Is giddy for OVAR WEAPONZ. Hoping for SHOOP laser. And I'm hoping for moar bio as well. And STYLIZED BRIEFING to come back.

Well.
OH GOD. WE'RE GOING TO LOSE TO YOUKAI INFANTS.
Well, because she's a bitch who needs to get dicked by Yuuka and Marisa and ALL OTHER PRIME ENEMIES AND EXTRA BOSSES.

Oh. Called that.

I expect the CoD series to go nowhere regardless of how many shots it takes.
It's the exact opposite. I want to rely on my bros and think things through, not rush in and kill armies by holding down RT.
The AWM is OP in Counter Strike, I can tell you that. Speaking of Material Sniper, when the fuck will it get updated? The same time Half Life: Episode 3 gets released?

The massive amount of FRS memory is beautiful. I feel like I can do anything whenever I tune in more memory. Then I play another Hard mission and die inside.
Online servers are only shut down if there are other servers in need of backup. SEGA has no other online games that anyone cares about. What the hell?

Put all of your effort into making each missile hit and you'll never need to use your hand weapons.

A hail of gatling fire seems to be the trump card to every quick boosting asshole in Armored Core. Nothing else works unless you can find a way to boost faster than them.
Hmm, money was never a problem for me. You must have bought useless shit.
Just did that, felt awesome. I killed it right after Rai-Den said "I don't know how much they told you..."

IT'S STILL FUN IF YOU DISREGARD THE TESTOSTERONE AND LARGE AMOUNTS OF MEN. GEARS OF WAR 3 WILL HAVE WOMEN. Oh god, that's going to be horrible actually. Every kid will play as Anya because HURR DURR TITS.
If you had a PC you could emulate it. You could also play System Shock 2, also known as what Bioshock tried to live up to.
So he's gone batshit insane. Well, my job here is done.

Now I really want to buy this. Someone is trying to convince me to buy Valkyria Chronicles as well. FUUUUUCK THESE BOTH COST MONEY.

Bonus points if they give special access to Hard Mode unlockables if you played ACFA. Ubisoft does that a lot. STYLIZED BRIEFING was cool, I never skipped it.

Perhaps this game was not a total loss for the few who care about lore.
THE ONLY WAY TO WIN IS TO RAPE THEM BEFORE THEY RAPE YOU.
No one likes Reimu except ZUN. If there was a God, Touhou 12.9 (there WILL be a 12.9) will be everyone against Reimu alone. AND REIMU HAS TO LOSE.

All of the games with high replay value have elitist bastards on the multiplayer servers. God damn I hate people who are ULTRA SRS about video games.

Same. People at my school STILL think it's "HURR DURR BEST GAEM EVAR"
I know, right? I mean really, you try that shit IRL, you gon' get dicked.
One-shot kill, right? ANYWHERE? And the guy hasn't said anything. Hasn't been updated in forever, so expect the same release date. Yeah.

FRS saves lives in that game, man. VITAL TO SURVIVAL. And hard mode is for crazy fuckers. Still haven't S-ranked everything, and never will. Hell, I JUST beat Chromehounds TODAY after owning the game for like 4 years now.
They figured "oh nobody plays this we'll just shut it down without question and say fuck it". YOU BASTARDS THE ONLINE ON THAT GAME WAS ITS ONLY LIFELINE. AND THAT GAME FUCKIN KICKS ASS, MAN.

Missile ammos run out fast for me. FUKKEN MISSLE BARRAGE is just too cool to let up firing.

I figured out a way to boost faster. BloodAngel.
I bought nice cores. Was obsessed with LAHIRE frame. That's still my favorite frame in appearance. Bad as fuck, I tell you what.
And I told you. I lol'd, actually.

Yar. And she looks pretty awesome, actually. Played Gears 1 once, and got badly dicked by shotgun rushes or FUCKING CHAINSAW MANLY YEAH.
I has PC. But does not use and does not have time.
He's fine now.

BUY BOTH
GET A JOB

That'd kick some serious ass. "Oh, you played ACFA? Here's a giant shoop laser chaingun with unlimited ammo." And does want STYLIZED BRIEFING.

Eh. May or may not get. Still hasn't found the time to get past FUCKING KEINE. Cheap fucker even on normal. NEVER EASY MODE FOR ME, SON. NEVER.
And I like the fandom nice Reimu. Not canon "I'm a total hax fgt" Reimu. She needs to get knocked down a tier.

OH FUCKIN A, DON'T GET ME STARTED.
Too many, man. Too many people going "FUCKIN MLG O MAH GUHHHH" and thinking they're awesome. Fuck them, man.

Don't steal the other kids stuff. Also how'd you get back into the art portal?

I'll try.
And see below, son.

^
I scouted her (again). Fukken Scouting System still sucks

Yar. Still broken as fuck. Goddammit.

Kids are like that everywhere. This generation is the sheep to Activision's shepherd.
Tactical stuff works in real life. Rainbow Six Vegas 3, if it happens, needs smarter AI that do not scream "stop shooting the fucking wall," therefore revealing their position. If they fix this, RSV3 will be one of the most realistic games.
Yep. Two thirds of all the servers banned AWM. Shame that Material Sniper is doomed to rot. I wanted to use the Beretta.

Beat Hard Mode in two days. 32/42 S rank, 8 A rank, 1 B rank, 1 C rank. Delicious memory. Also, S rank for OoAC on Hard AND Normal. Did not even cheat.
Chromehounds is probably a cult classic to them. Mech games aren't too popular.

I let it up and manage to kill everything. It pulled me through the worst parts of Hard Mode.

BloodAngel helped during AF Jet and Attack on Arteria Carpals. Noblesse Oblige has nothing on that boosting power.
I took the most durable core I could find and stuck with it. That's how I saved money.
I have no clue why Kasumi and Rai-Den act like the Sol Dios Arms Fort is like the fucking holocaust. It's just autonomous orbs.

She is, as she is a recurring character and not some random whore. Also the third Carmine brother is going to be a badass. He got voted to live, I think. Shotgun rushes are mandatory, Chainsaws are for assholes.
Shit, use that instead of your Mac. Back up your files onto various assorted flash drives and then transfer them to a PC. For me, I had to use 11 Flash Drives just to hide certain pictures. Dem FBI agents.
That's what he wants you to think. Does he know Snake refused the offer to get tentacle raped by a woman in MGS4?

Valkyria Chronicles isn't worth buying the PS3.
FUCK WORK, I'M A LEECH.

In Rainbow Six Vegas 2 Ubisoft said, "Oh, you played the original? Have a giant shotgun that is OP as fuck then. Also a gasmask." My favorite briefing was Rayleonard's. It looked fancy.

Try Subterranean Animism on Hard. You will know true pain. Yuugi will destroy you.
Nice Reimu works better. Shrine Maidens with no clear gods cannot be that strong. Even Sanae could be stronger than her because REAL GODS.

FIGHTING GAMES ESPECIALLY. YOU WON? YOU MUST BE A CHEATER.
Fun fact: MLG doesn't do shit but give you a retarded title and boost your ego to everlasting douchebag levels.

Black Ops is like MW2 Reskin/DLC. Fucking consumer sheep thinking "OMG SO BADASS FUCKING AWESOME WAR GRR I'M COOL BECAUSE I CAN SHOOT PEOPLE IN A FICTIONAL UNIVERSE WITHOUT PUNISHMENT AS A SUPER COOL SOLDIER AH MAH GUHHHH".
I have wanted to see, or preferably make, a near-realistic post-apocalyptic FPS/RPG thing. Like Fallout 3, except super-real. I mean, it'd essentially be a survival-horror minus the zombies and shit. Like the movie The Road. That movie was cool.
Lolol. I hate how the guns all have those weird names. I mean, the AUG (which, by the way, is by far my favorite assault rifle EVER just because it's awesome-looking with good performance) is just called the Bullpup. Fuck them, man.
MatSniper isn't doomed. It's just really deep down in development hell.

I can't do that because parents go "YOU'RE FUCKIN USELESS GO DO AZN THINGS FAGGOT." Pretty pro, though.
Chromehounds is one of the few games that offer tactical combat, giant mechas, AND customization AND online play (before). I see no reason NOT to get it other than the freezing issue.

HA HA! So my precious BloodAngel is a lethal weapon. Haven't gotten to test it much lately; been CHROMEHOUNDS since I felt more inclined towards that. Needs more mecha games, man.
I didn't. I wanted new things I hadn't tried in AC4. Mainly because everything (especially blades) kinda sucked in AC4. Felt wimpy. ACfA is MUCH, MUCH BETTER THAN AC4 IN SO MANY FUCKIN WAYS, but some shit (ahemFUCKINGLABIATARIFLEFUCKYOUer m) is still totally fucking useless.
It's because them fucking Kojima orb bastards can down Cradles in one hit. So yeah.

Awesome. And fucking Carmines have been cool. Always died like bros, and weren't excreting testosterone because of FULL BODY ARMOR BECAUSE BADASS. Shotty got nerfed in 2, and chainsaw, however awesome in other situations, is still gay.
Isn't mine. Cannot use.
WHOA HEY CP ADDICT.
Probably.

GET CHROMEHOUNDS ANYWAY.

Awesome. And Rayleonard's intro was by far the most stylin'. Second best goes to Torus, and third is Oldking's.

OH FUCKIN A. I DUN HAS TIME TO PLAY TEH TOUHOUS.
Nice Reimu is nice.
Sanae is a good girl.

I love Tekken. There's like no way to cheat that shit other than being a dick and spamming sweep kicks.
MLGs are faggots. Unless they are cool people outside of gaming. This is impossible.

KILLING EVERYTHING MUST BE FUN BECAUSE THEN YOU NEVER LOSE, ONE MAN ARMIES THAT ARE A PAIR OF HANDS ARE SUCH DEEP CHARACTERS
That already exists. It's called S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Shit, even the Man in The Road looks like a STALKER, they have the same damn basic outfit. S.T.A.L.K.E.R. has zombies, but they are only in the Red Forest. The game is mostly against mutants that FUCKING CLOAK and bandits.
I always assumed that Bullpup was the Austrian nickname for the AUG. Could just be the devs trying to look hip and edgy. I know a guy who could have been drafted into the Austrian army, and therefore use the AUG, due to mandatory service. Too bad he lied about to the Doc. He said he was half-deaf, had a fear of holding a gun, and was afraid to take responsibility.
Is the developer working on anything, or is he just lazy?

So they make you study and play Starcraft? I just used full ARGYROS with Gatling Cannons. Lovingly painted as Metal Gear Ray and named Deluge.
Fine, I'll get it. I'm going to do a complete purge of my game library in order to get monis.

Lethal when used intelligently. I trapped Noblesse Oblige in a corner and wailed on him. Forgot to mention I did the same with BloodAngel to White Glint. Also, Mech games do not sell as well as other genres, so most of the developers don't want to touch them. AC5 has a future for only one reason; Ubisoft needs money and doesn't give a fuck about how poorly ACFA and AC4 sold.
Good. If one sequel fixed fucking everything, then the devs know what they're doing. Now, Kojima weapons need more ammo. They won't hit anyway, no reason not to add 5 or 6 more shots to each weapon.
Pfft. Cradles were designed by retards. All of the targets are in a nice, neat row.

The next one would have died due to a gun jam combined with a sniper after he heroically rescues Marcus. Good to know he won't die because of a cliche. Shotty didn't get nerfed, host connections were just fucking it up constantly. GoW3 better have dedicated servers. Chainsaws are only cool if you face off in a Chainsaw Duel against a bro.
Well shit. Don't bring it up if it's useless. I got my hopes up.
IT'S NOT MY FAULT DRAWINGS ARE OFFICIALLY DECLARED ILLEGAL AS WELL AS IRL CP. ONE WAS BY AN ARTIST, ONE WAS AT THE COST OF A CHILD. THE SYSTEM DOESN'T WORK.

FINE I WILL.

Rayleonard and TORUS have the same damn briefing. Rayleonard just has nicer colors. OldKing is a badass in all fields.

DAMN IT, WHY CAN'T YOU LIVE LETHARGICALLY LIKE ME? I HAVE TOO MUCH TIME TO PLAY TOOHOOS.
Nice Reimu is nonexistant. The Douchebag Protagonist role should go to Marisa, not both her and Reimu. She says "Bitch get out of the way," goddamnit.
That doujin was weird. Really weird. Almost as bad as that one where Cirno got raped by three frogs and they laid eggs in her. Suddenly, she gives birth to frogs and stops freezing them. Strangely a good end. I am surprised she did not abort the tadpoles by freezing them.

Tekken is faster than every other fighter, but not as "cool." It's got no freaky demons that beat the shit out of things with explosions and neverending combos. Kids like that, so says marketing.
Durr. Street Fighter fags are worse than MLG. Transexuals are paid to make people like Justin Wong look good.

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