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Can't expect something fairly new to be up to proper standards just yet, can you? Maybe, but if you don't feel that it is adequate then I suppose that opinion should be respected.
Mainly, it's the scouting system and moderators. Portal is glitchy, but fine.
But mods suck and the scouting system is gay.
It's been out for at least six years. I agree it won't be perfect but it should be updated for problems.
Dude, the NG art portal came out early 2009. Reason why I joined April 2009 was because of that.
But DA is better as an art portal. I'll be here more often, but my DA account is so people can actually see my bullshit.
Nah, your artworks are fine :3
You're 14, right? I've seen really lotsa' people there with about 24 or something like that and are still drawing like if they were in elementary school -.-' They're not even ashamed of uploading their "artworks"...
So see ya there ^^
I ALREADY SAW YOU THAR
I LEAVE FOR A WEEKEND AND YOU MOVE TO DEVIANT?!
WHAT THE FUCK...whatever, just don't go TARTlet on us.
Time for me to be a douchebag and respond to the thing on the last post.
You didn't change the userpic. I upset.
Yeah, it's Yuka's theme. Why do good characters always have good themes?
I hate Spring (contradiction to the last line). I don't know why, Winter is just nicer to me. Snow is greater than flowers. Cold will always be easier to deal with than hot.
Shrine maiden? Shrine maidens are boring. They just burn things and constantly get horny for donations that never happen.
I noticed you stopped that third person crap. You would get tired eventually and drive yourself into a depression for being unable to keep up with it.
Can I just punch her across the face or kick her? I don't know any riddles. I don't have a heat lamp. Now with Letty...Fuck it, she's boring and fat.
I'm not sure my blood is pure ethanol.
Uh. I don't want a 70 year old human. I'll take the 80zeroszeroszeros loli.
WhatisthisIdonteven
YEAHHHHHHHH
How do TARTlets act, exactly?
YEAHHH I KINDA FUCKED UP.
I cropped the pic on accident and saved it. So now it's just a head thing.
And I haven't gotten time to make the redux, either.
HEHEHEH WHOOPS
I like Yukari's more. And it's because they deserve them.
I love spring. It is much nicer than the hellhole of cold that is [insert state here] during winter. And I can't just go out and make a fucking bonfire.
Hey, it's an easy job. Make tea, hax people, and steal money.
YEAH I KNOW.
No, you'll be sad after that because she'll cry. And unless you're sick enough of a fuck to continue beating a crying ice fairy child, then go ahead.
Probably can't find her anyway. Might as well get eated by Yuyuko.
YEAH I KNEW IT
^ Ok what?? D:
LRN2TOUHOU.
4SRS.
TARTlets get a warped sense of good art. They also are all furries.
Can't you just screencap and then crop it? I already hate the bandages and glasses. And there's too much black.
Good characters deserve it, so Cirno's is obviously terrible. HUEHUEHUE.
WELL THEY'RE DIFFERENT. Yukari's is faster and generally happy and Yuka's is slow and has a bit more of a tune to it. Kinda suspenseful too, I guess. We need neutral ground. The Witches' Ball?
Hey, it gets colder here. You can put on a sweater and toughen up, but when it's hot you have to deal with the bullshit that is fans and air conditioners.
Well, fuck. There are other easy jobs. Like sleeping and never working.
No, I wouldn't beat up an ice fairy child thing. Anyway, she'll only cry if I call her an idiot. Which she is. Can't even count to 3.
I don't want to get eaten by a ghost. I'd rather get eaten by a youkai if anything.
WELL PEOPLE ARE BORING WHEN COMPARED TO AN EVER-YOUNG FICTIONAL THING
Well, since when have i been a furry?
I ALREADY MADE A NEW ONE. LOOOOOK WITH YOUR EYEEEES
WHATCHU TALKIN BOUT CIRNO'S ROCKS
Hmm... Well, I'm thinking about Night Falls ~ Evening Star, not Necrofantasia.
Neutral zone would be... This:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hf pxP5FqHWw
Reason why I don't wanna live in a concrete jungle.
OR BEING A LAWYER.
"Ichi, nii, KYUUUUUUUU"
...It'd be like beating up a retarded kid.
Rumia, then. She eats people even though she can't see 2 feet in front of her.
I KNOW BUT EITHER WAY IT'S SICK FUCKERY
Not a furry? Then you aren't a TARTlet yet.
It's good. But it's not in the center and therefore nofeet. UNACCEPTABLE.
WELL MAYBE TO YOU BUT TO ME SHE'S JUST STUPID, I DON'T REALLY SEE THE CHARM. ENLIGHTEN ME.
But...I knew that. I did something wrong, didn't I?
HMM SNAZZY JAZZ MUSICS, CONSENSUS HAS BEEN REACHED. This is an acceptable neutral ground.
I don't live in the city, damnit. I live on Long Island.
What? You can't take it easy as a lawyer.
I have no fucking clue what that means, but I'm going to take a wild guess and say it means, "One, two, nine."
I could stand doing that. Now a quirky, stupid child? I couldn't beat that up.
I don't want to be sent to Stomach-Hell and just hear "IS THAT SO~" all day. Obviously it is better to be eaten by Yuka.
WELL EITHER WAY IT'S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN, BUT I WOULD LIKE TO DO AN EVER-YOUNG LOLI THAT'S ACTUALLY 8LOTSOFZEROS OLD
Suggesting I have a poor sense of what is good art.
WELL LIKE IT MATTERS. THEY'RE FEET. AND I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH ROOM.
dA Page has the whole one, since it's bound to get baleeted here. Reason why I didn't submit it here.
She's charming because of her stupid innocence. She's not trying to be stupid, she just is. Ignorance is bliss, and she is the embodiment of that.
See, Touhou Jazz should rock your cock off. (fucking hell I don't even know how I come up with this shit.)
Still, it's New York. Much more urbanized, therefore, I find it an enclosed space.
Yeah I can. There are some lawyers who simply stay at a desk and stamp shit. THATS IT AND 45K PER MONTH i dunno.
Yeah. Cirno's Perfect Math Class.
True, we all have that little hatred towards those retarded fuckers.
But Cirno I love.
Yuka won't eat you, she'll have you slowly die by implanting sunflower seeds in your skull and MAKE them grow. That or she feeds you to the flowers.
WHAT IF IT DOES
WHAT IF YUKARI GAPS YOU TO SUIKA
AND SUIKA IS HORNY AND DRUNK AND BEGGING FOR YOUR COCK
WHAT THEN
HUH
WHAT THEN
Aw fuck. So you see my footers yet?
Like the new one more. Needs Jakobs font.
My guess on what you said: Learn to ??????. Seriously.
Learn about Touhou. That simple.
SO DO IT.
^
Learn to Touhou! Get better known to it, know the characters etc.
Uh... NAH! NAHNAHNAHNAHNAH!!!! NOT EVERY FRIGGIN' PERSON WITH A "GOOD" SENSE OF ART LIKES FURRIES!
FURRIES ARE WEIRD, SICK (and sometimes disgusting) FETISHES! It's like if you were in love with your dog or cat! *pukes* gosh...
Yep.
I'M NOT A FURRY, NO FUCKING WAY
I DO NOT WANNA HIT AN ANIMAL
^
I mean that sorta' love like if you'd rape it and that kinda' shit!
EXACTLY
FUCK YEAH
i can see a car down the street, LET'S FUCKING BURN IT
OH GOD NO
@sanchez something something
if you think that's sick. you should check out necrophilia, tentacle fetishes and death & mutilation fetishes
Oh, that is some fucked up shit right there.
WELL YOU DO HAVE A SENSE OF GOOD ART AND THEREFORE YOU'RE NOT A TARTLET YET GOD DAMN
FEET ARE JUST AS IMPORTANT AS HANDS
Oh okay I'll go look at it.
Fine, I see now. But everyone calls her an idiot, so she knows she's an idiot.
Well, you're not the first to come up with that. A song/movie I know has it. But yeah, the music is great. Got anymore? (no I won't search for it)
The tallest building in my town is a hospital. FINE BE THAT WAY.
Most have to file 1,000 papers in under an hour. You have quotas and cannot take it easy.
WELL I CAN'T READ THE JAPANESE ON THAT, SO MY GUESS IS GENIUS
When Cirno isn't being totally retarded I'm fine with her. When she's just being confidentally incorrect I like her.
Damn, I wanted Yuka to eat me. I don't want any sunflowers fucking that up.
I've probably died and gone to Heaven.
And I would totally reap the profits.
Suggesting I'm bound to become a Tartlet eventually.
Ok. Thanks?
Yes, but she refuses to believe them/doesn't realize that it's the truth, not an insult.
Huh. Let's see...
Shit, you know what. I'll just get those video links in a pm list and send that, because I'm currently too lazy to find them right now.
HAHAHAHAH I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL BLUE SKY AND ROLLING HILLS AND YOU HAVE A HOSPITAL OBSCURING YOUR URBAN VIEW Not really, I'm in a suburb. Being a farmgirl would suck.
Well, I'll stray from that most and got to the few so I can wear a custom Yukkuri tie.
DOHOHO YOU'RE AMAZING.
Same, only issue is her voice has a tendency to hurt the ears.
Well, she's not a carnivorous freak. That's Rumia/Yuyuko. She'll kill you with sunflowers instead.
Called it.
@xellon:
...
ok, that stuff with gore and death and shit seriously scares me now O_O' I don't want to meet any of those fetish guys in the dark...
Tentacles are... weird too, but it's not like if a human would rape a wolf or something... I mean, we've seen tentacles a lot these days (lotsa movies and pictures). But still tentacles are frightening...
OOOOH TENTACLES
WHERE WHERE GIMME GIMME GIMME
Well i dont like internet talk. If i talked that wayt then id feel like a geek. D:
I do. In fact, I'm trying to get everyone in our grade to know what fapping is.
Also, I teach other innocent little girls things they shouldn't want to know.
^
Touhou is NOT intawebz 1337 speak fa' shizzle'!
What.
^ are you out to get me? DX
Ooh. Well, hey. I'd hit it.
Maybe.
^
nope :3 Immah not angreh
but I dunno' if ZI would get angry because you don't wanna get better known to Touhou XD
I'M NOT ANGRY
NO FUCKING WAY AM I ANGRY
NOPE
NO FUCKING WAY
Rabid-Monkey101
You see my footer? And yes the art portal on ng does suck. D:
ZeroInsanity
Haven't been on the compy yet. Been using my iPod sincd Lent is over.