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Wow, been that long, eh?

Posted by ZeroInsanity - April 1st, 2010


One year. How nice. ZeroInsanity hasn't managed to kill herself yet.

Yet.

Anyway, Zero's current friends are as follows:
[Regulars]
Rabid
Albino
Wartooth
Xellon
SEFG
Sanchez

[Rarities]
C1ph3r
51430
Igott
Eightball
Midnight
HeAvEn-sMiLE

Thanks to all of you guys for actually dealing with Zero's ever continual bullshit and whining and ranting and everything.
ZI loves you all with as much as her little loli heart will allow for complete strangers on the internet.

Also, Happy April Fish day.

Edit: Motherfuckers are Kevin Baconing it up this year.
Ya know what to do. You're smart enough.
Also, speak in third person.

GUYS, GO HERE AND USE TEXTp IN THE RESOLUTION BAR IT IS EUPHORICALLY AWESOME<p>%u2248%u2248%u2248</p>


Comments

Move Albino up above Rabid. It's ranked. It's always ranked.

Wait, what is this "I love you all with as much as my whatevertheoriginal's little loli heart will etc" crap? You only love me with your loli heart. Love everyone else with your human heart, you whore.

Also, respond to my previous comments damnit.

No it is not, and ZI did that to piss you off.

No, ZI's loli heart is open to all.

ZI believes she did, but ZI will check.

Fuck it I'm finishing the whiskey's job.

Albino mad.

What?

I mad because of a book. This makes me madder because it's a book.

Russian literature. Everything is going fine, great book. Then, out of nowhere, the main character who is a 38 year old rapes a 16 year old to the point of bleeding. I'm thinking "Holy crap he's dreaming this is just a hallucination WHAT THE FUCK" like some Twifag discovering a plot twist. Two pages later, the main character thinks, "I've got to forget about her to survive. I don't care." and then the mother walks over and says "Oh hey I'm gonna help you get to [Town A] from [Town B], also my daughter came back with blood all over her loins and told me what happened but I don't really care about that right now."

What the fuck, Russia. Your writers are amazing trolls.

ZI does not understand purpose.
ZI does not like communist reading.

Hey! And me? T_T

And what's that shit about Kevin Bacon this year???

Oh, no!
ZI apologizes. ZI made this post at 12:00, so ZI was not thinking straight.

oh god... All that "Kevin-Bacon"-ing is makind me mad -.-
CHUCK NORRIS! WHERE ARE YOU?

Uh, the first line from my previous post shouldn't be about KB, but about Sanchez (HA! Damn you NG staff! I'm smartassing around your KB-ing!)

ZI wants you to speak in third person.
ZI knows it works.

you kidding?
continual bullshit and wining and ranting is what fuels me. or more likely, every name that you mentioned on those lists.
hell if any of us could stand lady GaGa, i bet we could stand the whines..

ZI cannot interpret this due to too much Kevin Bacon.

oh God no
of all the practical jokes the NG staff had to do, why this??

Because it is pissing people off. And ZI knows it's working.

Well i was her first ng friend. And Kevin Bacon is gay, the actual person. AHH *Seizure*

ZI knows this. Reason why you came to mind first.

Who the fucking hell is Kevin Bacon (yes, I mean KB, not sanchez) anyways???

KB was some retarded guy nobody liked, but everyone knew.

^
He's an actor from Tremors or something.

Also, disregard when that book was Russian, it was just edited by one. Not that anyone cares. Just venting.

ZI acknowledges this.

Midnight has to come here more.

ZI agrees.

Sanchez (this name sucks -.- I liked it when sanchez made sanchez's acc with about 9 years...) hates the NG staff for their stupid aprils fool -.- Chuck Norris would have been better :3

Sanchez (heck with it... just call Sanchez "Shin" from now on -.-) lol'd when he saw ZI's smartassing method :3

ZI is smart to speak in third person.
Last year's "China Uncensored NG" prank was much more impressive.

How dare you try to piss Albino off.

Okay fine, love everyone.

No you did not respond to it.

ZI should not like commy books because ZI is an American. So is Albino but whatever. Albino still does not know ZI's state. WRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYY

Albino cannot wait until this is over. Albino hates speaking in third person because this makes Albino feel like an animufag for some reason and that makes it worse.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUU-

ZI does not regret it.

ZI wants to love everyone, so everyone can love ZI back in order to keep her sane.

Aww, ZI is angry at NG's failure to accept her responses.

ZI would like to keep her state secret to prevent stalker attempts.

ZI like it, personally. ZI thinks it's cute to do this.

Why the raging?

THE VIRUS HAS A CURE!!!! Use ii or mee and myy. spell it wrong so it wont become kevan bacon but ppl still know wat your talking bout! XD

OH HO HO LOOPHOLE

^
Yeah but you'll look stupid once this is over.

Less than 3 hours, now. But watch Tom say "Lol hay guize, let's make this last ONE MORE DAY!"

REAUGHERPAR;JAFLDK

Well...fine. Be that way. Albino can't make you regret it.

It takes 3 people to make ZI sane. Albino, Albino while raging, and Albino while depressed (a very rare visitor).

Yes, it's done that twice now. Albino values your responses and is now double angry at Newgrounds.

Albino does not understand. Albino can't do anything with a state, as a state is an extremely large place and Albino doesn't/will never know what ZI looks like god damn. Albino has said his state and it's on Albino's profile, even. Albino has had no stalker attempts but many threats.

No, cute is...Albino doesn't know what cute is. But Albino knows it isn't speaking strangely. inb4 Is that so~

Albino has had to correct the potential Kevin-Bacons by replacing them with Albino and then fixing the grammar.

ZI does not regret it, but ZI thanks you for accepting my view on it.

ZI will never be truly sane, neither will she be ever truly happy or satisfied.

ZI is now also angry.

ZI was not thinking of speaking like Rumia. ZI would act like Cirno first, then Utsuho, then Yukari.

Oh, that's not really that worth it. It ends tomorrow anyways.

Hey, change your damn userpic back. I don't like this one.

Fuck it, I'm writing normally now. If you want to believe you're always going to be sad and insane, then fine. I'll be constantly content with life and insane.

How dare you ditch the state discussion. No seriously, just say the state. I don't want to say "here in New York" or "eastern standard time" if you're anywhere near this place. Unless it's some shitty state like Tennessee there's no problem, I think.

That's great. I don't want to speak like a Touhou because then I'd appear as though I'm a total fag. Only you can do that, because then it's acceptable. [spoiler]Though I could speak like Yuka.[/spoiler]

I noticed that now. This was a bitch to read, wasn't it?

Eh, ZI'll change it when ZI wants to. ZI needed some variety.

Ok. You do that, but ZI will continue to write in the the third person for the remainder of the need of this post.
And ZI is never content with herself. ZI thinks she is stupid and wasteful all the time, though ZI's friend beg to differ and think ZI is being to hard on herself.

FINE... ZI will PM this to you. But only you will know. ZI will tell others if ZI feels like it.

It is adowable when ZI does it because everybody assumes ZI is supposed to be adowable.

No, actually, it was not.

Okay fine. I'll get a permanent marker and draw on my screen so I don't have to see it.

10 minutes left. I'm dealing with it.
Yeah, well, I respect my work and I try to appreciate everything I think I do well. You probably think you do everything terribly. Also, fuck your friend's opinion, mine matters more because...because...I'm a drunk. But I'm a drunk that's older than you. Start respecting yourself more, right now.

I enjoy knowing this. It makes me feel special. I don't want anyone else to know. MINE. MY SECRET.

As Wartooth has said. You are a loli bag of fuck. Yet when you're all "BAH MY WORK IS TERRIBLE I HAVE NO POINT TO EXISTING" you stop being "adowable."

Is that so~

Why did I do that.

You do that. ZI'll wait until tomorrows to make a new thingy.

HEY WAIT A MINUTE FIRST PERSON TALKING IS NOW ENABLED
I DON'T HAVE TO KEEP GOING ZI ANYMORE
But ZI chooses to. Yaaaays.
It's egomaniacal and narcissistic to believe that you are worthy of your own self respect.

OHOHOHO TIEM TO FAPS TO THAT NAO??

ZI stops being adowable and becomes depressed.

(9) Amiriet?

HOLY SHIT.

The Elder Scrolls V: Gensokyo.

MAKE THIS HAPPEN

That'd be dandy. Make a mod.

I need the original you up there. It's as if I changed my faggot red dragon thing. NOT ALLOWED. It's like a symbol for me.

The header is the same. This sucks, I'll keep thinking I'm on some porn site that uses meat jokes.
WHY DID I LAUGH AT "Yaaaays."
I'm not worthy, but I'll take it anyway. I'll never amount to anything but I respect my higher mind capacity doohickey for giving me my own self respect.

Wha- I was just bragging to Rabid on Steam about how I knew and he didn't and he said "I don't care" and I continued on about and now he's mad he doesn't know. Succesful, however, I DID say,
"[Albino_Titan]: HER LOCATION IS MY PROPERTY NOW
[Albino_Titan]: MINE
§ha%u0157%u0440 §h%u014Eot%u03B5r®: i dont really care.
[Albino_Titan] is masturbating to this knowledge." Weird how you just said that and this conversation between me and Rabid started before you posted that. Hmm.

Stop it. Stop not being ador- fuck it, adowable.

(9) has no place here.

Letty is infinitely superior to Cirno. Discuss.

FINE ZI WILL MAKE A NEW, BETTER ONE LIKE THE OTHER OTHER. BUT ITS JUST BECAUSE KIRBYM ADDED A COAT LIKE ZI'S SO ZI SWITCHED IT

You do that.
Does not know. Assumes you were drunk?
Acts like she takes it, but really doesn't. Does not believe that her rushed bullshit counts remotely as legitimate.

How odd. Needs Touhou character who can predict future.

Is not trying to be adowable. Can be if she wishes. Is still talking somewhat in third person. Seems to take less effort, this style.
May continue to use this.
Hmm. Is like Mordin?

SEFG is Cirno. Therefore, has place. Letty is Cirno 0.5. Cirno is product of "If it ain't broke, let's break it."
Also, Cirno is only 60. Letty is much older.

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