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ZeroInsanity
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Incomplete Personification of the Mind/Jacked-Up Backgrounds.

Posted by ZeroInsanity - January 31st, 2010


EDIT: Here's something more interpretable: The 'Everything's Gone Horribly Wrong'/'A Bad Example For Children' Backgrounds of my original characters.

Iris Seraph: When she was 12, guys from the local mafia in their part of Sacramento decided to bust in her home and execute both of her parents (since they're top employees in a business involved with the Mafia) in front of her while making her watch. Afterward, she's so in shock that she sits there for THREE DAYS STRAIGHT absolutely motionless until the police decide to try and make a move by putting her parents' into body bags. She gets pissed and starts attacking the officers.

Damian Ark: His parents left him with a couple in Russia, who are both raging drunkards. Wavelength Industries found him at the age of 13 (about, anyway) outside the Tavern where his 'Parents' live, heavily emaciated and deprived of sleep, WHILE being beaten by his 'Parents'.

Sara Raine: People always treated her like total shit at school. This one group of girls decided that they're going to spread a rumor around about her. She got super-pissed when people all started making fun of her about it. She has anger management issues, and kidnaps the three girls that started the rumor. The girls are found horribly disfigured three days later (missing body parts, heavy scarring, mental trauma), and Sara is taken to a mental hospital. OH BUT IT GETS WORSE. She has the analytical aptitude of a genius, accompanied with the mindset of a serial killer. So she stays there for nines days until on the tenth day, her caretaker fails to arrive with lunch. She gets pissed again, makes her way out of her cell (she's a fucking genius), and then proceeds to release all of the other patients and urge them to kill each other with anything they can. The walls are soon painted red in the Patient's Wing. Afterward, she just kinda kills everyone else in cruel and unusual ways after shutting off the automated defensive system. I'd explain more, but it's a story in it's own right.

Izzy O'Brien: Izzy lives in Ireland. She sees the WL Project signup sheet. She can't convince her parents to let her sign up. So she steals her parent's money and runs away. She flies to Seattle and finds her way to the WL Main Bldg. via taxi. She then meets personally with Lucius Baird (WL's CEO) and convinces him to let her just be a project since she came this huge way to do so.

Eric Ceros: He's walking in the Chicago streets with his family when all of a sudden, a friggin' car filled with bank robbers skids around the street corner they're on. His wife gets slammed head-on by the side doors and flies 20 feet or so. The car stops, the robbers get out, and a firefight with oncoming cop cars ensues. The police are urging he and his 11 year old daughter to run over there. So they do. But little Ms. Ceros has been watching too many drama movies, and decides to play Actor when a man is about to gun her dad down. Boom, headshot, and Eric's daughter is a goner with her blood on his suit. His wife died on impact with the car.

EDIT: I made some friggin' new art. Good for me.

'You': An open main database prone to damage, infection, and other such things worthy of caution to a database.
You is sustained and maintenanced by the following:
Sense is the administrator who has the final call in anything. He is selfish, manipulative, uncaring, yet weak.
Morality is a young girl, naive and selfless to a fault.
Instinct is a beast hell-bent on survival. His purpose is to protect You and make sure that at any cost You remains online.
Need informs Sense if You requires any maintenance or supplement.

This system is not flawless, however.
There are foreign Anomalies that intrude the systems unnoticed.

Morality is bothered by several different Anomalies.
There is Anger, a man who threatens and bullies Morality out of her position and subsequently takes over.
There is also Greed, an Anomaly with a con-man-esque demeanor who persuades and lures Morality away from her objective and allows Sense to run free with his decisions without her consent.
Then there is Retribution, a cruel woman who demands payback for those who she believes have wronged You, and persuades Morality to step out of the way and let her handle the situation. She ends up being in league with Anger.
Denial is an older girl, and wants to do what she thinks is right, which that sense is actually very, very skewed. Denial will make Morality do something she regrets, then convinces her it's fine.

Instinct faces other Anomalies:
There are Challenges, other beasts who taunt Instinct to take them on in combat. Challenges come in varied sizes and difficulty, and some are good for Instinct to take on. However, some fool Instinct into thinking they are simple opponents, but they are not, and Instinct is thus defeated.
There is also Temptation. Temptation is a voluptuous woman with a perfect form. She beckons Instinct to her, and if Instinct chooses to do so, he is tricked and betrayed on many occasions, and any other time gains but a temporary benefit.

Need faces some of the more difficult and cunning of the Anomalies:
Want is Need's twin. They look exactly alike, talk alike, and service You. Want only occasionally comes up, and Sense does not try to discern one from the other. When Want comes up, it is when he sees something he would want, but not something that You requires to operate properly. On some occasions, his exploits result in damage to You.
Temptation also has a tendency to intrude on Need, and seduces him as well.
Delusion tells Need that You is fine, even if it's very obvious it isn't. Need, however, is panicking by this stage, and is calmed by Delusion's words.

Incomplete Personification of the Mind/Jacked-Up Backgrounds.


Comments

If I try understanding this I'll probably go on a murderous rampage.

Also, art needs more explosives.

You get inspired to write such odd things when you're as bored at school and home as I am.

Does not like Rokkits or Gernades. An Hero tendency goes up by at least 100%.

tl;dr

Also, new post is up. It is completely pointless.

I don't blame ya. I just wanted some new stuff to have on my page.

I Tl;DR'd then seen Flandre at the bottom and posted.

Ololol. TL;DR post is TL;DR.

Oh yes, you'll get lazy when you see a flight of stairs and then ROCKET JUMP.

Drawings need BIOTICS is what. Blue auras and general gravity alteration.

What. That means An Hero.

Actually, she technically has some. BioMetal modification enhances organ performance. And it also can modify the abilities of the body.

Also, if I write stuff, it becomes random words and I start carving movie quotes into my walls with a knife.

It's happened before.

That's unhealthy.

CIRNO USER PICTURE IS NAO UP.

YEAHHHHHHHH

Dang, why do all of you characters lead such fucked up lives? And are they part of some story you're writing or something?

Also, I noticed that you fav'd a pic of Shiki Misaki. TWEWY, ftw.

Yes, they are all part of one story.
If I didn't make such fucked up backstories, then my story would have characters who have the personalities of trees and it'd just be a high school drama with violence or something.

Edit: FUCK.
The
World
Ends
With
You.
God, I'm fucking retarded today.
Screw this, I'm sleeping.

^
No normal character is interesting and making them interesting requires fucking them up.

Exactly.

I was going to make a character, but I'm shit at names.

Give me stats, and I'll give you names.

Triple post then done.

Also, you put clothes on every character you have.

That doesn't mean make them naked. It means armor. Knee pads even.

But armor is unnecessary when you're dealing with damn well near invincible technologially enhanced teenagers.

Maybe it's my inability to draw human features.

It's either monsters or armored with helmet people with me. Also, if I actually stop taking ideas from games, I may make a drawable OC. Not for me.

I'll do it! Happily!
And I draw weird shit liek that, like fucked up creatures and the like.
Soldiers only work when I do Madness art. It makes me sad.

I'll try not to add armor. Plus I'll check to see how drawable my characters will be.

Ever hear of a Tyranid? Got bored and drew a look-alike once. Also some Godzilla/Crocodile combo holding a shield and an axe. Fuck those were pretty good.

Wish I had a scanner.

I can do armor. It just takes... Effort.

Tyranids... Fucked up WH40K rape claw things?

I wish I had a tablet or a scanner that worked.
Or Flash.

EFFORT IS BAD.

STAY AWAY FROM EFFORT.

Also, yes. I didn't even know what a Tyranid was until my cousin (faggot who works at Comic-Con and plays tabletop) saw and said "WTF YOU PLAY W40K AREN'T YOU TOO YOUNG TO PAINT THOSE THINGS THE GLUE MAKES YOU HIGH I KNOW."

Buy a WACOM Tablet. Cheaper than fucking Flash.

BUT I DUN WANNA

Lolol lrnd from THWH40K.

Okai.

Also, need to choose gun designs. That takes all night or tomorrow.

I'll go simple and not my batshit insane plasma-missile flamethrower nuke launcher.

But giant fusion unnecessary weapons are fun.
But ok.

They're fun but end up being WHAT THE FUCK WHERE'S THE CHARACTER?

This, however, is pure win. It's like a Lancer but without 900% testosterone.

<a href="http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/12/79%20Chainsaw%20Gun.jpg">http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/20 08/12/79%20Chainsaw%20Gun.jpg</a>

Yeah. That's silly.

Dandy. I likes.

Off topic: Ever notice how every cool idea in vidya games is ruined by bad gameplay and every overused idea turns out to be somewhat fun?

Also, drew person. Fucked up hand, so I took the whole arm off and made it into a cyborg arm stripped of its skin.

CYBORG IDEA IS GO.

Like Samurai Warriors and stuff, rite?

OH YEAHHHHHH

I like how Dynasty Warriors was made into 3 different series all with the same names and gameplay.

Also, ideas like, "Be this guy in a really cool suit of armor. Customize it the way you want. Have entire squads at your command. Use stealth options or all-out firepower, each works just as well if coordinated properly with your squads and you can level them up the more you use them to become a man-tank or a ninja! (RUN ON SENTENCE YEAHHH) Then take the fight to the seas and the air. Oh right and the enemy is Chaos Warriors and Tyranids." Then that gets fucked up and the game fails so the idea dies.

Totally. What's funny is that they are pretty damn addicting if you feel homicidal or vindictive that day. Especially with SW2: Empires. Holy fuck, Nene rocks.
That sounds like friggin' Republic Commando. And that game fucking rocked.
But then I got pissed when they didn't make a sequel.
Hell, I need to buy that game.

I liked Dynasty Warriors 3 and 5, actually. Gamestop here is really small and fucking hates spin offs so I only played SW2 for a short time. Titles were cool. And Nene was FUCKING RAPE to fight against. Nice daggers though. Think I used Sakon.

Also, had DW4: Empires. Empires is monotonous but fun.

Always liked Wei for some reason. Probably the gays of the Wu(red people?) and moralfaggotry of Shu(green?).

I remember getting a killstreak of 1,000 on one map when I was bored.

What's funny is that I first played 4.
Damn straight. Reason why I love Nene.
Sakon's a badass.
Loldunno.
It's fun doing that.

Also, I'm old and need more sleep than you.

Srsly. Get used to being more tired as you grow up. It's a bitch.

Nighty night.

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!

OH DAYUMN

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