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Well. Here's a list of the people I've decided to Touhou-Characterize:
- Me.
- Albino.
- Wartooth. CHANGED
- Igott.
- Rabid.
- SEFG.
- Sanchez.
- Wyvvern.
- Midnight.
- fourinone.
- Palidian. NEW

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I have decided to do a "You Are Like This Touhou Character", since some of you fit some of them REALLY well.
So, LETS DO THIS:

Me: Yukari Yakumo. Manipulative, relaxed, horribly lazy, and highly intelligent. I am pretty much Yukari minus the Border Manipulation (T^T I REALLY want that ability. I'd be like friggin' JESUS or some shit.), flamboyant clothes. Oddly enough, I have a very intelligent friend and a very mischevious friend who both kinda fill the roles of Ran and Chen. Odd.

Albino: Suika Ibuki, all the way. Sure, you're not a pettanko loli, but you sure as hell love alchohol as much as she does. She's never been 100% sober, and carries around a gourd of INFINITE SAKE. FUKKEN INFINITE. INFINITE=DRINKING ALL THE DAMN TIME. Also insanely powerful (in your case, Intranets powerful), and controls density, therefore having the ability to make herself bulletproof or light as air. Or BOTH. Also, you seem to visit my post so often, it's kinda like how Suika visits/mooches off of the Hakurei Shrine.

igott: Marisa Kirisame. Both of you seem like intense yet relaxed people, you both work hard at what you do (You at bass/guitar, Marisa at magic), have messy rooms (apologies if I'm wrong, it seemed that way due to your pic), and both of you do drugs (You with pot/weed; Marisa does ''MAGIC MUSHROOMS"). Also very hostile towards those who are irritating to you.

Sanchez: Totally Hong Meiling. Both martial-arts masters (well, at least in training), both hard workers who are lazy on occasion, and both wear Olive colored clothes. Also both obscure in society, and no one can remember your actual name off the top of their head. Reason why I have to go on this huge hunt to find your full username (Sanchez150...Oh damn it) and why Meiling is known as China.

SEFG: Cirno. I'm sorry, but you seem to give off that 'I'm a 9' aura. Considering the fact that using awesomeface has become your signature, I can't help but imagine that's the expression you wear ALL THE DAMN TIME. Thus, you look utterly stupid in my imagination. But I know you're smart as we, but you also seem to act dumb or spastic sometimes. Thus: Cirno. The stupid, infamous, and rumored supergenius/ultrapowerful being.

Rabid: Utsuho Reiuji. You also give off the aura of aloofness and general emptyheadedness, along with EXTREME HOSTILITY for generally small issues, like you wanting to bat people to death for NO GOOD REASON OTHER THAN THE FACT IT'S FUN. Utsuho happens to be a Hell Raven with the ability to control Nuclear Fusion. Therefore, she's a facking WALKING NUKE CANNON. Or flying. Either way, due to lack of prominent intelligence, she could be easily swayed by someone to NUKE THE CRAZY BATNUTS out of someone if convinced properly. Just like you seem to be like.

Wartooth: CAPTAIN MINAMITSU MOTHERFUCKING MURASA. FUCK YEAH.I REALIZED THAT WARTOOTH IS A BADASS TROLL SO I FIGURED HE DOES EVERYTHING FOR THE LULZ. CAPTAIN MOTHERFUCKING MURASA WAS SOME POOR GIRL WHO DROWNED AT SEA BECAME A GHOST AND HAS THE ABILITY TO SINK SHIPS. THE ABILITY IS ACTIVATED ON PURPOSE AND SHE CHOSE TO GO AHEAD AND SINK SHIPS FOR NO REASON OTHER THAN THE FACT THAT SHE CAN. THUS DOING IT FOR THE LULZ. JUST LIKE WARTOOTH. ALSO SINCE SHES A FUCKING AWESOME CAPTAIN SHES A BADASS SO THE DESCRIPTION FITS WELL.

Wyvvern: Patchouli Knowledge. Mainly because you seem to never come on, so it seems like you're stuck in the SDM Library like Patchouli. Not suggesting Basement Dwellage, but still. Also, you come across as an intelligent and sensible guy who knows what he's doing, as with Patchy.

Fourinone: I guess Yuyuko Saigyouji. You're really relaxed, and just chillin' even when there's a guy ready to sue you. Mainly because it seems like Rabid is your subordinate, who is Youmu Konpaku in Yuyuko's place. And it seems like you have him do the lackey work as Yuyuko would Youmu. Or like how Yukari would Ran, but you don't seem like Yukari and I'm already Yukari.

Midnight: Koakuma. You're just kinda there to help us out, and be a nice person to all of us, so in other words: Support character. Also, you seem to be as mischievous as Koakuma, as well as at the same level of sensibility and manners. The Little Devil suits you.

Palidian: Eirin Yagokoro. You left the want to defeat the trolls in favor of a less restricted life. Eirin left the Moon to go develop a friggin' Immortality Elixir. You're an ex-White Knight. She's an ex-Lunarian [who have an issue with the Earth.]. Also, you both share these traits:
"She does not suffer fools gladly, and because of her incredibly high intelligence, she can come across as conceited, impatient and condescending at times to those not sharp enough to follow her explanations immediately."

I'll do more later, and probably compile the ones I think of and these ones in a huge post.

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Pic Links added because I'm bored.
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AND FAGGOTS WILL BE SHOT

Yep.
I mean, it would be pretty damn cool to meet a fictional character.
My Top Five in Order Of Preference:

1. Yukari Yakumo. An enigmatic, beautiful, and very intelligent Youkai who manipulates borders of reality. Also very lazy, vague, calm, relaxed, and unpredictable. And is followed by a Kitsune and a Cat. It'd be great to meet her in person and just spend one day with her. T'would also be cool if I could learn how to divide by ze- I mean, ''Manipulate Borders" like she can.
[DIVISION BY ZERO DIMENSIONAL GAPS AND APPEARANCE SEEN HERE.]

2. Marisa Kirisame. Energetic, cunning, observant, and utterly awesome. Also steals FUKKEN EVERYTHING. She's a witch, after all. Flying on a broomstick, going through her ever eventful daily schedule, and Lrn2MASTER SPARK make a meeting with the crazy black-white worthwhile, ze.
[MASTER SPARK QUICK LESSON SEEN HERE.]

3. Sakuya Izayoi. Tentative, patient, and loyal. Obvious qualities for the Perfect and Elegant Maid. Also accused of wearing breast pads (This is apparently TOTAL BULLSHIT AND SHE WILL KILL YOU IF IT IS MENTIONED). Help clean the SDM and get paid, learn how to throw a knife/knives, and Lrn2ZA WARUDO from the time-manipulating meido would be a kickass day.
[WHAT WILL RAPE YOU IN THE SKULL IF YOU SAY PADS]

4. Coach. L4D2's ever-awesome big black dude who keeps everyone alive and positive. Helping fight through the zombie apocalypse with him would be pretty damn epic in my book.
[COACH IN ALL HIS AWESOMENESS]

5. Reimu Hakurei. Described as carefree, lazy, relaxed, and PINED FOR MONIES. DONATE NAO. Heh, living at the constantly visited Hakurei Shrine would be an adventure enough. It'd be nice, just sitting on the front porch, enjoying tea with a relaxed Miko in a calm summer breeze... I can only imagine.
[DONATE YOU BASTARDS]

I dunno why I made this post other than the fact that i kinda felt like it and the other one was getting kinda full.
So. Yeah.
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FAGGOTS WILL BE SHOT