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I'm Back and Ranting and Borderlands Review.

Posted by ZeroInsanity - November 23rd, 2009

FEATURE: BORDERLANDS QUICK REVIEW BY ZEROINSANITY

//Gameplay: 10
The game never makes it unsatisfying to kill anything, collect new weapons, or get into a massive firefight. I believe in the gameplay departmen, it doesn't fail to deliver.
//Graphical Quality: 10
Some weirdnesses occured with me, like it'd still be loading 5 minutes into an area. Nothing big though. I really love the graphical change to a comic-esque quality to Pandora.
//Storyline: 7
Sure, it has potential to becoming a great storyline. But the way it was executed, NO. Even with my hyperactive imagination, I couldn't make much of even this story. It is very close to be on par with ACFA in vagueness, but at least it has some structure.
//Innovativeness: 10
A random weapon generator which has the potential to generate 1.7 Billion firearms wich all are different in some unique way. Along with a shoving a fast-paced shooter element and mixing it with an RPG (now I know Fallout 3 did that, but this is different. You have to AIM, instead of relying on VATS. I believe it's much more satisfying than a targeting system.), this is one of the most interesting games I've ever played due to these elements. It's fufilling.
>>PROS:
Insane Weapon Variety
Co-op is Brilliant
Open World Gameplay
Beautiful Graphics
RPG Elements Executed Nicely
>>CONS:
Vague Storyline
Aiming Issues
Single Player is Lonely

/\/\/\/\Overall Score: 9.5

~~Recommend For Purchase Immediately: Yes
~~Recommend For Purchase After Rental: Yes
~~DO NOT BOTHER: No

[Latest News:]
I am back for this rest of the weekend.
I'm going to be buying Borderlands soon.

[HEADS UP] - I rented Borderlands, and will make a review on my next post.

Yeah. Thanksgiving weekend's coming up, so I plan on signing off for a bit.
You know.
Since an IRL family is a bit more important than anon friends OL.
So yeah.

Anyway, I feel like conveying some thoughts right now...
[TL;DR ALERT; I'M RANTING HERE]

What's nice is that for now, it's not cold as bittersweet hell yet. God, I hate the cold. I REALLY hate the cold. I would rather die in scalding hot water than freezing cold water, I swear.

Also, those of you who know your math, I REALLY FRIGGIN HATE PROOFS. I mean, they're completely frickin useless, I swear, man. I mean, if one person's proved it with all those BS theorems, postulates, or whatever, than WHY IN EFFING HELLS NAME DO I HAVE TO REPEAT THEIR WORK. Screw proofs, those useless bastards. If it's proven ANYWHERE at least once, and the teacher knows about it, and you use something that is supported by a proof already, then WHY DO I HAVE TO PROVE IT THEN, DAMMIT?!

I'm kinda sad and angry today. My compy's saying "Replace Now" regarding the battery, only after a 2 year run. What the hell. I'm just like, "Dammit." Oh well, it's not like they're impossible to find, but still. 2 years and I have to replace the battery already.

I feel really damn stressed lately. There's this entire effing chapter on those GODFORSAKEN PROOFS in math, I've got this research project thing on Nikola Tesla (which is so damn time consuming... And then I'm just tired of my school in general, since pretty much every guy here acts like a total fag basement dweller, always raving about SUPAR FUCKING CAWL OF DOODY MODURN WARFARE TWO SUPER FUCKING COOL LEVEL 210 PRESTIGE or whatever. Every one of the guys at my school. I fucking swear. I mean, it's a pretty kickass looking game, but it's turning people into basement dwellers.

Do any of you hate it when one of your friends decide to mention something you showed them a long time ago, and then they show it to you again newfag style, and laugh profusely while you're thinking "Holy eff, it's really not that funny anymore"?

Hey, did you know that those testing bubble sheets are called Scantrons? Seriously! They are!

Anyone here play Armored Core: for Answer? Please say so if you have, and do give it a try if you can find it!

Another point I'd like to make: Does anyone here go back to places you've commented on just to see the person's reaction to what you said? For some reason, I feel like people ignore me if they don't respond. And then, I feel like nobody loves me. Then I get sad. Also, when I go back to those places, usually it's already been a long time ever since I commented, and I get a bad urge to say "Remember me from that one post and I said something you liked?" And I believe I've done that once, and then they just said "No" and then were weirded out by me. This made me sad again. And I just hate it when there's those douchebags that completely detract from an engaging discussion (both IRL and OL), and just make some gay comment on terrorists or some other crap. I mean really. What the hell.

Also, why is it that so many people diss electronic music? I mean, it kicks more ass than rap, and owns country music's ass any day. So why people hate it is beyond me.
If at this point in time you hate electronic, I deplore you to listen to:
<Note: Most songs on this list are Japanese, but I just love their ability to make kickass electronic music.>
- Sleepyhead by Passion Pit
- Marisa Stole The Precious Thing by IOSYS
- Scarlet Zone by *unknown*
- Lucky Star RedAlice remix
- Bad Apple!!
- The Homework Never Ends! by Innocent Key
- More & More by DJ Hixxy
- Gangster Tripping by Fatboy Slim

Well. I dunno why I decided to do this rant post.
I felt like it, but now I'm questioning whether or not people will care at all.
Well, screw you uneducated bastards who think "OH IM SO DAMN COOL I DONT HAVE TO READ THIS CAUSE IM SO PRO AND I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THIS WOMAN NO SIR BITCH". Because if you think that, you're a egomanaical dumbass who has his head WAY TOO FAR up your ass and needs to rip it out painfully.

So. All of you who see this, have a happy Thanksgiving or whatever. Get the fuck out of your basement and spend some time with the people who unconditionally love you for no other reason than you are you and the fact that you were made with your mom's womb and the sperm of the guy she married. And who will still love you, even if you make them spend 100s of dollars on Hot Pockets every month to feed the Level 113 soldier on his 14th Prestige. Give the love back, just this once, you mooching whores.

Yeah. So this is ZeroInsanity, signing off until further notice.
<3 All y'alls.

//zi.

[tl;dr version]
DERP DERP DERP DERP
DESU DESU DESU
OMGWTFBBQ HAX ZERG RUSH OMG
FUCK
SOMETHING ABOUT LOLI AND RAPE
RAVE MUSIC
SEX
DRUGS
AND SUPAR KOOL CODMW2 OMFG.

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AlbinoTitan

I got bored of Modern Warfare 2 at level 30. It's just not fun.

And I played AC:FA.

ZeroInsanity

Online and No Russian are the only reason people love it.

Also: Did you like it?

Rabid-Monkey101

Got stress on the mind huh? D:

ZeroInsanity

Yep. Ahh, finally vacation for five days, though.

AlbinoTitan

"I feel like nobody loves me"

I am crushed.

ZeroInsanity

It's ok.

igott

Needs more rock and roll.

ZeroInsanity

Electronic Crack>Classic Rock and Roll (because modern shit is shit)>Alternative>Rap (Eminem only, MFs)>>Anything else.

That is my "What I listen to and how I like it" Scale.

Wartooth118

WHAT WE'RE DOIN WHEN A' WHAT WE'RE DOIN' WHEN A' WHAT WE'RE DOIN WHEN A' FAT BOY'S TRIPPIN'.

On an even more related note, you and your loli bewbs will be missed.

ZeroInsanity

COME ON WE GOTTA KICK THAT GANGSTA SHIT
COME ON WE GOTTA KICK THAT GANGSTA SHIT
COME ON WE GOTTA KICK THAT SHIT KICK THAT SHIT KICK THAT SHIT KICK THAT SHIT

Aww thanks. I'm on just this once, since I had to update mah post. Okies?

Wartooth118

Also, I FUCKING LOVE ARMORED CORE: FOR ANSWER.

I've been playing the Armored Core series since the first one in the 90s on the PSX.

The story makes no fucking sense.

ZeroInsanity

I kind of understand fA:
Earth's been polluted so badly, it's gone down the shitter.
So the stupid-ass companies decide that while their giant robot armies are blowing the shit out of each other, they say "hay guize lets build giant fucking flying machines to store millionz of peoples on them and not give them any defensive measures whatsoever".
So they do, and Cradles are born.
In the meantime, you're a young, aspiring LYNX who is turned into nothing but a corporate puppet to blow the shit out of ANY company.
So you do.
Suddenly, in the middle of your successful career, ORCA shows up and is all like "HEY MAXIMILLIAN THERMIDOR HERE WITH THE ORCA BRIGADE! WE'RE GOING TO BLOW A FUCKING HOLE THROUGH THE SUPARMASSIVE WALL OF SATELLITES ORBITING EARTH MOTHERFUCKERS"
So the companies say "aw wat we cant travel into space with so many people"
So you're sent to blow the living fuck out of ALL OF THEM.
ORCA decides, "Well, we're totally boned, so lets take down some innocent people by blowing up the Cradle engine power sources."
So the Arteria Facilities are attacked and destroyed for graet justice.
In the end, Thermador gets to the Arteria Cranium to fire them Cannons, whih blew up already after you kill Gachirin. So instead, he decides to go ahead and make a badass last stand with Shinkai (Damn this annoying bastard, even though I use the same styl of combat).
Wynne D Fanchon decides to say, "You're badass enough, so help me kill Thermador/Otsdarva who didn't actually drown, that death faking BASTARD"
So you do, and the world gets still completely fucked because the companies aren't going into space no moar.
Well, that's the normal one anyway.

Destruction Path was fun. Beat the Occupation of Arteria Carpals mission on Hard through OMG HAX.

Also: Schematic for ACFA you've actually developed and use without constant modification?
Mine's an 03-AALIYAH with those fancy boosters on the back, no shoulder weapons, and a MOONLIGHT and a MOTORCOBRA. It's very fast and can kill a spectrums of ACs in terms of Heavy to Light. As long as they're not airborne.

AlbinoTitan

All robot games are complicated. But this one was pretty cool.

ZeroInsanity

If you've got as hyperactive an imagination as I do, any insanely obscure storyline like ACFA's is an epic tale in my mind.

Wartooth118

See, my design is a full LAHIRE body (kinda bad on ENG consumption, but it doesn't need to be operational for long. You use the AC in small bursts.) With AUX boosters as the back and shoulder weapons. The heaviest generator and AALIYAH boosters. Twin MOONLIGHT blades and INBLUE FCS.

That thing is so fast and deadly, I have to fight completely by radar, because I can't keep track of the battle at all if I watch it like I do any other AC. I don't need to watch the battle itself, because the design is almost impossible to hit. Just QB a lot.

I balanced it extremely toward the rear for huge forward speed, I also put lots o cool looking stabilizers all over it and the devil horns on the head. I painted it completely black with the exception of red eyes. Ended up naming it Diablo.

ZeroInsanity

If you want to play this game as a true NEXT pilot, put on the special Regulation for UNLIMITED EN GAUGE. This is the reason why I can go so fast and take down NEXTs with my AC. Otherwise, I'd be screwed. BADLY.

Wartooth118

holy shit ekim99 got hacked.

HAHA, OH WOW

ZeroInsanity

VICTORY
HAX FOR GRAET JUSTICE

AlbinoTitan

I fucked Borderlands sideways with the Siren and Hunter,

ZeroInsanity

I play as the Siren. I called her Melody.
Current Gear:
- The Spy (Some dual shot rape SMG)
- Some other rape SMG that has a fire rate of 2.1 but the power of a fucking sniper rifle per hit
- An actual sniper rifle that deals > 3000 damage on headshots and 300+ with normal hits
- Revolver with a 2x Melee damage thing and decent damage (only reason I'm using it is to blow motherfuckers heads off Dirty Harry Style)

However, I'm only level 25.

AlbinoTitan

WHY DOES EVERYONE LEVEL UP FASTER THAN ME

I am level 31 Mordecai (Jew name kept, sorry) who has:

- Jakobs Sniper that does +500 damage on Critical hit and has Incendiary rounds.
- Eridian Shock revolver with scope. Generally my main gun BECAUSE IT HAS NO AMMO.
- Rocket Launcher of 3 rocketness.
- Backup Corrosive damage revolver with melee attachment.

ZeroInsanity (Updated )

FUKKEN RENAME HIM THEN
Call him Demitri or Albino or Joshua or something.
Just change it from Mordecai. That name doesn't suit him.

You've got good gear. All of the random shit I got was usually from weapon crates.
Otherwise, I only buy stuff that's worth my money.

Oh, and do you play with a large party?
Mah bro and I are a team of me as Melody and him playing as Brick (renamed Patrick since we felt like dicking around).

AlbinoTitan

I renamed Brick Rock lololol.

I play over Eexbawx Live with two of my friends, sometimes three. But the third bitches about Prince of Persia.

ZeroInsanity (Updated )

Go tell him it's a game for people who can't tolerate game overs.

Also: Latest Equipment:
- Incindiary SMG that gets a 4x Burn chance. KILL IT WITH FIRE.
- Incindiary Sniper Rifle that has a 4x Burn chance also. KILL IT WITH A HEADSHOT AND FIRE.
- Glorious Machine Gun with 83 ATK and 61 Ammo capacity. And it's YELLOW!
- Secondary Steel SMG used for spraying bullets at the face. Not sure why I even have it equipped, though, since the KIWFSMG takes down bastards faster than anything else.
- Firefly Class Mod (+38% Elemental atk chance :D)
- Wee Wee's Super Booster

AND NAO IMMA LEVEL 30.

AlbinoTitan

CLAPTRAP: INTERPLANETARY NINJA ASSASSIN

ZeroInsanity

CLAPTRAP: ANNOYING HELPLESS LITTLE BASTARDS WHO I STILL LIKE

AlbinoTitan

TRIPLE KIL- POST

I'm sure your brother does dick around...with you...AN HERO.

ZeroInsanity

No, that's sick and wrong.
Besides, he's got a crapload of more beautiful wimminz at school anyway.

AlbinoTitan

I am the only one to dick you.

Also, I forgot to say that I had a Survivalist Class Mod. 5% HEALTH REGENERATED EVERY SECOND.

Also, he says "Elika is hot. I saw her panties." So he's lost to his basement. And I got grounded so no more Borderfags until Monday.

ZeroInsanity

Ok.

HAWT DAYUMN

Well, sure, there are some characters that I think are cute.
Blair from Soul Eater.
Rena from Higurashi.
Maria and Nagi from Hayate the Combat Butler.

But even then, I'm not sexually excited when I see them. Personally, it's usually that I just love how the art style is SO MUCH BETTER THAN MINE...
AAAAAAAAAHHHHH WHY DOES MY ART SUCK SO MUCH
*gunshot*
*thud*

Also: Crimson Lance bastards go down nicely with Electricity, Fire, or Acid.
It's funny when there's like 10 guys you've set on fire at the same time, and they're all making that "MMMMMMPH MMMPH AAMMMMMMMPH OH GOD" screaming noise.

AlbinoTitan

Don't worry babe, I will support our family by assassinating people.

Also, Soul Eater = Power trip.

I have this Orange-Rarity MIRV Grenade attachment of FIRE.

Throw into crowd = Rape.

ZeroInsanity

Heheheh. I can just hold the trigger for 5 seconds randomly aiming and I'll set everyone on fire.
Except FUKKEN TURRETS. THOSE FUKKEN RAPING SCORPIOS AND GATLINGS OMFG

Also: Longbow Grenade = Hax.

AlbinoTitan

I get robbed by turrets daily. OF SO MUCH FUCKING CASH.

Also, LONGBOWS ARE GOD (MODE).

ZeroInsanity (Updated )

Top three things that RAPE ME UTTERLY:
1. Fukken PSYCHOS. Fuck, by the time I notice they're hitting me, I'm already dead. At least a couple headshots with mah SMGs end that problem easily.
2. Badass Bruisers with their damn N00B T00Bs. I hate how if you whip out a killer Helix rocket launcher and fire at point blank range, then it does about .27% damage than what HIS can do. I mean, WHAT THE FUCK.
3. Rakks. Holy fuck, I HATE THOSE FLYING BASTARDS. It's very satisfying taking them down danmaku style with my SMGs, though. Especially with a Bloated Rakk. And even more with the Mothrakk. That was crazy.

Oh, and we ended up finding an Eridian weapon, and it is portable electric RAPE. It's a friggin SHOTGUN that shoots little LIGHTNING BALLS FUKKEN EVERYWHERE and they BOUNCE aftet going THROUGH PEOPLE. And they induce HEAD BURSTING AWESOMENESS LITERALLY.

AlbinoTitan

WTF WAS WITH MOTHRAKK. It said "Level 21 mission" and I get a level 27 fuck that can blow my vehicle to Hell in 3 flame bursts.

Hunter is good for psychos. Lethal Hit is a 1-hit kill if upgraded fully so just WHOOSH TURN AROUND AND LIMBS GO OFF.

Bloodwing rapes Rakk. Or I equip my magical explosive contact grenade.

TOP THREE THINGS I HAVE TROUBLE WITH:

1. Fucking asshole rocket turrets. LOLOLOLOL INSTANT RECHARGABLE SHIELDS AND YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM OUR ROCKETS.

2. INTERPLANETARY NINJA ASSASSINS

3. Groups of Badmutha Antlions- I mean Spiderants.

ZeroInsanity

It took us about fucking 10 minutes to finally raep the bastard with sniper rifles and SMGs. I mean seriously. What the fuck.

Psychos are easy to kill any day, but the thing is that when there's a hailstorm of bullets coming at you eating your shields, you can't tell if it's someone meleeing you or if it's bullets until you go Last Stand and see a Psycho behind you.

Danmaku tactics rape Rakk.

Rokkit turrets are easy. Get a sniper rifle with great power, get some cover so that the aiming reticle is just above your cover, and then get comfortable.

Haven't seen them yet.

Spiderants are pushovers if you have an SMG. Aim for just around crown of the armored skull, and CRITICAL should come up about 40-50% of the time.

Also: MOAR CURRENT GEAR:
- Same KIWFSMG. Apparently called the Hellfire, and is assumed to be orange.
- Maliwam Burning SR. 6 shots, 2.4 zoom, 0.9 fire rate, and 3x Burn Chance.
- Red SMG. Used to spray bullets at Fire Elementals from a distance, due to its being a Hyperion.
- Lightning Justice Revolver. 256 Damage per hit, 3x Shock Chance, but with 2 ammo capacity. Very fun to use, though.
- Atlas Rain Grenade Mod. Danmaku grenades.
- Same Class Mod.
- Very fast healing shield with 325 capacity.
- Also maxed out the Assassin ability tier, and I'M LEVEL 31 OMFG!!

AlbinoTitan

I found an Eridian Pistol but it was not 1337 so I got rid of it. It had 2 shots recharge anyways.

ZeroInsanity

I want an Eridian Weapon... T^T
t('o't) Damn you weapon generator for not giving me an Eridian yet.

AlbinoTitan

Do moar quests. Then find Vault.

I have a shield that delivers an incinerating burst when it is depleted.

Also, the Rokkits can just aim at me, COMPLETELY MISS and after 4 I have no shields.

Spiderants for me are: SHOOT FACE, DAZE, JUMP OVER AND MELEE CRITICAL SPOT.

Also, Bosses respawn. So I went back to a level 31 Bone Head and took his SMG. BUT THE FUCKING SMG DIDN'T LEVEL UP. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

ZeroInsanity (Updated )

OMGOMGOMG IKNO
FUCK MAIN STORYLINE

I have a High Capacity Very Fast Healing Shield. It's very nice.

Sit behind wall. Get Caustic Helix RL. (liek meh) Open fire.

Spiderants for me are: RUN IN CIRCLE SPURTING BULLETS AT CRITICAL POINT

I know, it sucks. The Bone Shredder is epic, but it has a SUCK ASS DAMAGE compared to my new equipment.

New Stuff:
- Better Healing Shield.
- Double Anarchy: 4-Shot high ROF SMG with a clip of 82. Essentially an auto shotty with less bullets coming out. Also: 92 atk per Bullet.
- Vitriolic Shotgun w/Scope. Fun to use, since it's Semi-Auto at essentially any ROF I'd like it to fire at.
- The Dove: Repeater Pistol. 55 dmg, no elemental abilities. 12 round clip. Why am I mentioning it? UNLIMITED AMMO. SRSLY. NO RELOAD EVAR AND DOESN'T SPEN ANY BULLETS.
- Eridian Blaster. Came with scope, 111 dmg per hit, and ERIDIAN. :D

Also: Lv. 32. But I'm sad, since this is the last day we have Borderlands for...

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