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[WAVELENGTH Corp. PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT]

Posted by ZeroInsanity - November 18th, 2009


Hay.
Killed previous post due to comment amount.
Again.
Also due to the fact that it's at 69 comments. Lolol.
So, straight to business, then...

[ATTENTION]
THE STORYLINE WHERE THE FICTIONAL COMPANY [WAVELENGTH BIOMECHANICAL RESEARCH COMPANY] TAKES PLACE WITHIN THE TIME PERIOD OF 2010-2015.

[message start]

Hello. This is an official public announcement from WAVELENGTH BIOMECHANICAL RESEARCH CORPORATION. Today, we are displaying the research we have developed in our studies.
This research is based on the PROJECTS -1 through 103, alive or dead.

//What Is A PROJECT?:
- PROJECTS are any candidate seleced either after submitting a Project Application Form, or any candidate chosen who lives in generally squalid conditions prior to selection. All projects are between the ages of 12 to 21 during selection, and must have 3 to 5 years if Conditioning before being approved to become a marketable product to the United States Military, based on their performance level.
However, as of January 1, 2015, marketing of the Projects has been disrupted, due to humane issues and political issues involving the death of Wavelength's CEO and his plans for the selling of the Projects to Private Military Contractors.

//What Is Biometal?:
- Biometal is a manufactured substance which has been designed to adapt to the human body. It is programmed prior to injection/infusion to whatever role it is required to perform within the human body. This substance has the ability to take on just about any role within the human body, including muscle enhancing and mental modifications based on memory and though processes. The substance resembles that of the look of melted metals, but remains at room temperature. Biometal has little to no mass or weight, despite its capabilities. It is an approved medical tool for all hospitals in the US.

So, through programming of BioMetal and its fusion with the human body, we create highly benficial superhumans.
However, researchers require suggestions from the public on what abilities to put into effect and develop.

A current list (most likely incomplete) of existing abilities is shown here:
- Breaklimit (Exponential increase of physical parameters of the human body)
- ESP
- Alchemy
- Light-Bending to Invisibility
- Infused Turbines (controls wind)
- Infused Booster Jet System (allows for instantaneous thrust and high speed)
- Electricity
- Instantaneous Regeneration
- Dark Matter Weapon System
- Flammable Blood
- Cybernetic Arms + Peaked Muscle Development
- Ability Mimicking
- Radioactive Emission
- Instantaneous Cloning
- Animal/Human Fusion
- Bone Mass Manipulation
- BioMetal Magnetic Manipulation
- Shockwave Generation
- Mechanical Transformation
- Infused Laser Cannon System
- Instantaneous Particle Diffusion and Travel System (Teleportation)
- Sonic Amplification/Weapon System
- Superheating
- Diffusion Into Minerals
- Magnetic Manipulation
- Physical Manipulation
- Mental Manipulation
- BioMetal Shielding


Comments

I am 12-21.

Ergo, you would be eligible to fill out and submit a Project Application Form.

oooh... nice! So the US army finally decides to use genetically modified soldiers :3
I'd like to take part >:D

uhm... is WAVELENGTH a fictional company in one of your stories? just curious

Actually, that was a lie, and Wavelenght was creating a personal army and planned to overthrow the government. Which is why the Projects were to be sold to PMCs that were hired to help the destruction of worldwide governments.
Also, if you were to sign up to become a Project, then you would have to wait until 2011, where Wavelength recieved permission to allow normal civilians to enlist for research.

Of course Wavelength is a fictional corporation.
How else in God's name would a Instantaneous Particle Diffusion and Travel System be implemented into a human body?
Also, I did create the whole story dealing with the Projects and Wavelength, but I have not gotten it all down in type as an OUTLINE, even.

"Animal/Human Fusion"

Neko?

One of them.
Another was with Cephalopods.

I want to see this.

Tch. Gonna be a while.
Only got concepts for Projects 00, 01, 06, 07, 66, and 13.

I don't see anything involving sexual pleasure, though.

12-21 years old.

I could help ya developing some sketches or concepts :3

Huh, I'll take that into consideration.
Thanks for the offer!

4 year olds? You always wanted a cybernetic loli army.

It is a cybernetic jailbait army.
12-21 years old for Projects.
Loli would be illegal and outright wrong to produce into a supermassive army of various abilities.
Jailbait is moar attractive, intelligent, and lethal, of course.

^
It's not even trolling.

It's like...
"Newfagging" or something. It's definitely not trolling, though.

Will it shoot at me if i try to invade your base?

If you get anywhere within 10 yards of my kitchen or food pantry, you'll have more holes in you than a Border Fence between the US and Mexico.

/|\ Read you previous comments for answer. /|\

Rabid, thank you for trying, but remember:
He can't read.
Obviously.

WEED.

Never done any, don't plan to.
Pure and shiny, I'd like to keep myself.

Ekim's a 4 year old on weed! :D

Heheheh, odds are that's true.
Hell, he could be some weird-ass pedophile who faps to baby rape.
But I'm still saying he's an 7 year old who doesn't know how to use the internet.

Have you seen ekim's newest flash? Go to his posts and read post 64.

What the fuck.

Totally not 15 if his animation looks like that.

*Gets 11 fet to base* im not 10 feet to the base! :D

It's ten feet to the kitchen.
See fourinone's post, I said some stats for my base.

*feet* my bad

I understood.

I watched all his "flash." I don't know what the fuck that was.

The one he linked to on his post was the only one I watched.
This was because that was so retarded that I swear it gave me brain damage.

^
SUCH A GOOD COMEBACK. (lie)

Watch him copy pasta this.

Yep.
I noticed this:
He is only using four types of techniques to fail-troll us:
- Ineffective Fail/AIDS Spam.
- Copypasta of our intelligent type.
- INTRANETS TOUGH GUY IM GONNA KILL YOU GRR
- Attempting to look educated, and saying things that he thinks is going to make me think he's actually got the intelligence of a 15 year old. Which, of course is total bullshit, since it's obvious he's somewhere between 7-10 years old.

^
LOLOL IM 15 THAT GIVES ME A RIGHT TO NOT CARE.

15 is a shitty age. You can't even fucking drive, and you're acting like you're important?

Fuck you you fucking self-inflated ass.

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Now then, on topic, can you fuck said awesomebot?

The reason he's saying this randoized bullshit is that he's lost and trying to make us think he's got a shot at getting out of the goatse-sized hole he's dug himself.

It's not a robot. It's 103 different people 12-21 years old who signed up for physical tampering.

^
He thinks we care about his age. All I know is that he acts like a 4 year old.

Yes ekim, you lost 4 years.

He is an example of the cancer killing Newgrounds.
Heavy amounts of newfaggotry are here.
My common sense says "LEAVE THIS GODFORSAKEN PLACE BEFORE YOUR MIND IS CORRUPTED FURTHER".
But ZPsy says "Stay here. DO IT FAGGOT"
Guess who I'm listening to.

Also, what is this Owl City shit band thing going on?

Oh and there were riots in my town because Justin Beave came.

Ugh, fuck. Don't even say those damned words.
Owl City is a retarded excuse for electronic music.
Seriously, every time I hear "Fireflies", I want to just An Hero on the fucking spot, or go on a homicidal rampage on whoever is enjoying it.

Good Electronic Bands:
IOSYS
Passion Pit
Pendulum
Fatboy Slim

Also, that's funny.
VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

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