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Zi @ZeroInsanity

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Yo, Bitches!

Posted by ZeroInsanity - October 2nd, 2009


Here's some funny jokes. They are also sick and wrong.

<<TROLL POSTS PLOX>>
http://qwazal.newgrounds.com/news/post /381699
http://picosux224.newgrounds.com/news/
post/382208

<<TROLL POSTS PLOX>>

1. What's pink, bubbling, and screams before it explodes?
A baby in a microwave.

2. What's shiny, blue, and squealing in a corner?
A baby with a plastic bag on its head.

3. What's the difference between a baby and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn't cry when you shove your meat in it.

4. What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari.

5. What's the difference between a dump truck full of dead babies and a dump truck full of bowling balls?
You can't take the bowling balls out with a pitchfork.

6. Why use a pitchfork? (correlated to previous)
You can tell which ones might still be alive.

7. What's more funny than a dumpster of dead babies?
The one at the bottom who's still alive and has to eat its way out.

8. What's white, goes up and down, and is in a baby's crib?
A rapists ass.

9. Why is it more fun to have sex with twenty three year olds?
There's twenty of them.

10. New McDonalds Michael Jackson Burger: 35 year old meat between 3 year old buns.

11. (actually try to figure this out)
I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?

12. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit an ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

13. All day long, it's up and down. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?


Comments

Sombody's causing trouble.

Yeeeaaahh.
Good morning.

11. cock

12. cock

13. cock

No, no, and no.

13. PENIS

NO.

*takes out Dirty Minds Player #1 book*

Ahem.

11. bubble gum
12. dentist
13. elevator

And if that's not where got it, then you got it from <a href="http://www.area51newmexico.com/dirty.php">http://www.area51newmexico.com/dirty.
php</a>, which in turn stole it from the Dirty Minds game. (Or vice versa, I dunno.)

Also:
What's worse than 100 dead babies nailed to a tree?
100 trees nailed to a dead baby.

Did not steal from Dirty Minds whatever thing.
Got the idea from Strategize.

Also, that is a very good one.

Funny Jokes. :3

OHSHI-
RABID! DUDE, IT'S BEEN A WHILE!
:D HEY THERE!

XD

I'm bored now.
lolzx

Same here.

Not much. You? :P

Gawd, this weekend is BOOORING...
I swear, weekends are supposed to be relaxing and fun, but...
I don't know.

I got horny. (lie)

Have a fun Monday.

You too.
The jokes are AWWWRIGHT, I assume?

Must remember 9.

Does not understand.
What is 9?

I demand your first name.

No, you won't get a jar full of sperm in the mail.

Suiseiseki.
There.
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No, srsly. It's
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TL;DR

I felt like wearing enormous hats for some reason though.

I like fedoras and big poofy hats.
Also, if you TL;DR'd that, WTF kind of atttention span do you have.
Srsly.

Also, look outside. Go into the van.

OHSHI-
I WILL NOT BE V&
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY DELICIOUS LOLI YOU GOVERNMENT BASTARDS

"Does not understand.
What is 9?"

He wants you to be the 6, obviously.

Why must I remember the 9, though?

Fine, whatever. I want you to be the 6 because the game. I am the on-top. But not in that way. But in that way.

Also, Alice in Wonderland.

Ok then?

24 HOURS LATER: SHE RESPONDS.

LIES
LIES AND SLANDER

ok I'll post my responses to all of them:

1. HAHAHAHAHAHA LOL

2.HAHAHAHAHAHA LOL

3.HAHAHAHAHAHA LOL

4.HAHAHAHAHAHA LOL

5.HAHAHAHAHAHA LOL

6.HAHAHAHAHAHA LOL

7.HAHAHAHAHAHA LOL

8.HAHAHAHAHAHA LOL

9.HAHAHAHAHAHA LOL

10.HAHAHAHAHAHA LOL

11. idk

12. idk

13. idk

:3 thank you for reading them~

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what Im thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it
And if you ask me how Im feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Give you up. give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up
We've know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it
And if you ask me how Im feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Cool story, bro.
Old meme is old.
Does not work without song.

u learn to spell dumb fuck go suck your mums cock oh wait u already have

Sigh, another COMPLETE FUCKING IMBECILE to deal with in my life.
Goddammit.

Ok, time to learn.
One: Calling me a cocksucking faggot doesn't work, you cocksucking faggot.
Two: Lrn2Grammar.
Three: I can tell when you're a BAWWWWW BUTTHURT BABY.
Four: You're acting like a BAWWWW BUTTHURT BABY.
Five: I'm a girl.
Six: Women don't have cocks, you uneducated fucktard. Durrr.
Seven: IT'S SPELLED "YOU", DUMBASS.

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wat

Moms don't have cocks. She does know how to spell, unlike you. This is dumb.

Stupid, uneducated boy.
(REFERRING TO ISUXCOCKS22whateverireallydontgiv eafuck)

You would summarize everything up into a neat list.

Tis no longer would. Tis DID.

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