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ZeroInsanity
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Zi @ZeroInsanity

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Willing to do FREE anime character commisions!

Posted by ZeroInsanity - September 21st, 2009


YO NG!
Well, I'm bored as hell in school.
So I draw stuff CONSTANTLY.

But an issue came up.
I've run out of ideas.
Well, good ideas, anyway.

So you people out there who want (for whatever stupid reason) me to create a drawing of your NG Persona, then PLEASE SAY SO! I need something to draw, and what better than the ideas of others besides me?

PM ME IF YOU'RE INTERESTED!

Just a couple things though...

1: I'm sorry, but no pornographic imagery/hentai. Apologies, but I'm in school.
2: Nothing completely retarded. Please.
---example: oh hey do a blonde guy that has a massive sword and call him duolC plox
3: I am fine with making human/animal hybrids, but not total furries. Just no to that.
4: NO NON-ORIGINAL CHARACTERS. I WON'T DRAW FUCKING ICHIGO OR EDWARD ELRIC.
5: Nothing gay.
6: Be serious. I'm don't want to do something for someone unless they actually want it (UNLESS IT'S AN AWESOME IDEA).

That's about it. So PM if interested. Again.

<3 ZI

Also:
Xellon & TurtleKirby: Responded to comments on earlier post.


Comments

Get a tablet and remake your shit in flash.

Pfft. Don't have the FUCKING MONEY...
Makes me sads.

OH-EM-GEE CN U LIEK DRAW A NARUTO WITH HIS HAEDBAND SAYING BELIEVA IT!?!?!!?!

I'm not a fucking Narutard.
I swear to God, I draw original shit only.
Not like those retard-ass fanboys and girls who can't do anything original.

How about me in all the faggot glory?

Sorry, Animufags overpopulate the school. Try to regain my faith.

Hey, don't think of me as one of those total faggots who live, breathe, and fap (to) anime.
I love it because I watched a shitload of the stuff when I was really young (DBZ for the violence; Sailor Moon since it was fapping on one day; PPG for the violence; all of this when I was like 6 or something)

So I ended up learning a style, reforming it, and expertising in it.
I can draw other shit too, but anime style's just what I'm good at.

And finally, I'll come up with a design for you, then.
Don't hate me for it if you think it sucks when I can post it here.

Yeah well, if there are ANY FUCKING CHERRY BLOSSOMS or ONE GIANT-ASS SWORD or A WOLF or A VAMPIRE or SWEAT DROPS AND A COCK SHEATHED IN A GUY'S ASS or "KAWAII" HAIR then you're dead.

Actually, I was planning for more of a gangster-esque look.

Also, you act as though you fapped to Sailor Moon when you can't.

Or...can you?

...wait, what?

Get it ready then.

It's in progress.
Preferred weaponry?

Katanas and swords are for girls and gays.

Though I do own two sword IRL, they are real and for self-defense.

Go with anything. N****r pistols are a no. Sniper works.

Aight.
No "poppin sum caps" with a glock, then.
Specific sniper model?

I would have said cock but rule 1.

Don't talk about /b/.
Yes.

[advocate of rule 59]

Your rule one. As in, "MORALFAG SHIT SCHOOL TROUBLE"

And yes. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File</a>:USM C_DMR_Iraq.jpg

You can take off that iron plate on the...oh right, THE BACK THING THAT HE IS TOUCHING HIS CHIN ON.

Hey, don't blame me. If I get in massive trouble once, I'm going to get raped by my parents verbally.
Also, drawing a cock of any form will cause some, as you put it, moralfag to report me.

Also, all right then.
Also, you can say "butt" if you can put a loli rape story on your page.
Also, I can't view my page in school anyway; the admins b& proxy networks and NG itself.

I forget if I commented so I shall comment again.

Stop drawing your "original characters" such as Oturan. I AM PRIORITY, WIMMIN.

Hey, come on. I'm trying. Not getting much time to draw and shit lately.

Also, fuck OC's based on someone else's ideas. I came up with something ORIGINAL out of my fucked up little mind of boredom.

Your design is that you have that SR, along with generally baggy pants, a bloodstain in the background, and a hoodie sweater that reads "/b/" and "4 teh lulz" on your sleeve. K with it or what.

Oh and stop shoving dildos into yourself after school. Go on right away. Then shove dildos on Newgrounds. I hate waiting till 9:00 for a response.

Right after school is tennis for about 2 hours.
Then three days of the week, at 7:00, I have to go to either a class that goes to 9:00, or my instrument lessons that both go to 8:00.
And I have homework in between all of that.

Also, I lack any vibrating/large pink phallic objects.
Also, I lack a fap file.
Also, I cannot fap.
Also, I am not a horny, desperate slut.

Also, I apologize for frustrating you and my overuse of also.

Everything is clear.

DRAW YOU OVER-INVOLVED BITCH.

Okies.

Is it done yet.

No. Haven't had time.
Been playin ODST.

shrooms are a hell of a drug

Ok then. Please don't OD and commit suicide.

You go on NG in school?

Tried once. Found that my school set up a restriction on NG.
I was all like, "WTF".
It was for "PORNOGRAPHIC IMAGERY".
Then I lol'd.