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ZeroInsanity
Local crossdresser gets horny, screams at the void

Zi @ZeroInsanity

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ZeroInsanity's News

Posted by ZeroInsanity - April 1st, 2010


One year. How nice. ZeroInsanity hasn't managed to kill herself yet.

Yet.

Anyway, Zero's current friends are as follows:
[Regulars]
Rabid
Albino
Wartooth
Xellon
SEFG
Sanchez

[Rarities]
C1ph3r
51430
Igott
Eightball
Midnight
HeAvEn-sMiLE

Thanks to all of you guys for actually dealing with Zero's ever continual bullshit and whining and ranting and everything.
ZI loves you all with as much as her little loli heart will allow for complete strangers on the internet.

Also, Happy April Fish day.

Edit: Motherfuckers are Kevin Baconing it up this year.
Ya know what to do. You're smart enough.
Also, speak in third person.

GUYS, GO HERE AND USE TEXTp IN THE RESOLUTION BAR IT IS EUPHORICALLY AWESOME<p>%u2248%u2248%u2248</p>


Posted by ZeroInsanity - March 28th, 2010


Everything's become boring now.


Posted by ZeroInsanity - March 11th, 2010


RIP Ray and Mia Seraph. Apologies to Iris for making her an orphan.

In other news: Scalpel versus Sledgehammer? Sniper Rifle versus Laser Cannon works too.
FUCKING HELL. THE QUESTION IS A SURVEY TO SEE IF YOU PREFER PRECISION TO BRUTE FORCE.
THINK MARISA VERSUS SAKUYA.

ANSWER THE DAMN THING.
AND FUCKING NO YOUR CRAPPY AWESOME HYBRID WEAPONRY DON'T COUNT AS AN ANSWER.


Posted by ZeroInsanity - March 3rd, 2010


CURRENT CREW:
Commander: AlbinoTitan
First Mate: Suika Ibuki
Lead Operative: ZeroInsanity
Yeoman:
Chef: Xellon/Reimu Hakurei
Cargo Hold Operator:
Armory Attendant: Sanchez(insert # chain here)
Medical Official: igott/Reimu Hakurei
Repairman: Wyvvern-Guy
Pilot: SuparEFG/Cirno
Navigator: sonic98
Engineer: 51430
Gunner: Rabid-Monkey101
Spah: Wartooth118/Sakuya Izayoi
Strategist: Yukari Yakumo

//Soldier Ranks:
Alice Margatroid & Various Dolls: Will comprise 50% of frontline troops; will act as field cmd.
Marisa Kirisame: FUCKING MASTER SPARK IN YOUR FUCKING FACE; will act as field cmd.
Utsuho Reiuiji: FUCKING NUKE IN YOUR FUCKING FACE; will act as field cmd.
Flandre Scarlet: Portable WMD.
Turians: Normal Soldiers; wear Crimson Lance armor.
Krogans: Normal Soldiers; wear Crimson Lance armor.
Hanar: Ninja jellyfish with cloaking devices and amped-up shielding.
Vorcha/Batarians: Cannon fodder/Meat shields/suicide bombers/mindless grunts.

<SIGN UP TODAY IF YOU SUIT THE OPEN ROLES>

[Various Rules/Regulations:]

Our enemies are Spacefurs, Spacepirates, Mercenaries, everything on uncharted worlds, Batarians, Vorcha, and anything else that moves except merchants that will give us a discount.

UNIFORMS:
Nameless Grunts: Always in armor. Turians/Humans/Krogans wear Borderlands Crimson Lance armor. Any others wear cardboard boxes with 'GUNDAM' scrawled on it in crayon.
Chef: Spongebob Squarepants shirt, sneakers, that poofy Chef hat whateverthehell, and a Yukkuri Apron.
Important Crewmembers: They're black with a white crest going from the left shoulder, diagonally, to the right ribs. Thick white stripes are on the exterior side of the legs. We also have orange patches between the shoulder and elbow. [NOTE: Touhou Characters discluded unless otherwise specified.]

[Weekly Schedule /flexible to offsets and editing/]

Monday: Do your fucking jobs.

Tuesday: Continue your fucking jobs while I go off-world and buy groceries.

Wednesday: Albino will walk into your rooms interrupting your fucking jobs and say, "WE ARE GOING TO TALK ABOUT YOU AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT," ask one question, then leave.

Thursday: Vacation day. We pick names out of a hat and the person picked decides where we go. This policy is subject to change.

Friday: We have the vacation.

Saturday: Recover from obligatory injuries of said vacation and do your fucking jobs.

Sunday: Poker Night. Includes Random Crewmember Gets Airlock'd event.

[Other Policies:]
- No interspecies secks. Except Albino. He can do whatever he wants since he's the fucking commander.
- You will refer to me as either Lead Op, Or LEAD OPERATIVE ZERO MOTHERFUCKING INSANITY, or LEAD OPERATIVE FIORENZE MOTHERFUCKING LOMBARDI, or Zero Seishin Ijou.
- We will not serve plankton in any food.
- Guns are never to be on safety.
- Guns are not to be randomly fired unless upon a Batarian or Vorcha employee/indentured servant.
- Pay is arbitrary, not fixed nor divided nor based on your performance.
- This is not a fucking pirate ship. Anybody who gets scurvy will be Airlock'd.
- SEFG/Cirno is the only pilot of anything. Anybody else will be shot, then Airlock'd.
- In the case of SEFG/Cirno getting killed, we get a new ship. If in the midst of ship to ship combat this occurs, we break out a string quartet and go down with the ship Titanic style.
- No cookies in the beds.
- Internet will be monitored. Proxies will get you Airlock'd.
- Anyone disses Touhou, and you get Airlock'd.
- Anyone who suggests I'm a guy will be Airlock'd.
- Anyone who disses Yukari will be Gapped, then Airlock'd.
- Rabid gets to shoot fucking anything.
- 12chan is B&.
- CP is Airlocking worthy. If I see it.
- No toddlercon/baby fuck.
- No probing Uranus.
- Bitching about anything profusely will result in your balls being shot off by my Widow, then you will be Airlock'd stark naked with "FAGGOT" carved into your back. You will then be shot at randomly until you explode.

EDIT: BEST. MINDFUCK. EVER.

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Brand New: I made a Yukkuri Fruit Pommelo thing.

OS Thirteen Ascents Informational Post.


Posted by ZeroInsanity - February 20th, 2010


I am talking.
Not too depressed anymore. Mass Effect 2 is on my 'Next Game To Buy' List, right after FFXIII. Since my brother's getting it for his birfday.

Random Self-Fabricated Quote:
"All the Newfags and Admins will look up and shout 'Save us!' And I'll look down, and whisper 'B&'."

Also, Congrats to Albino for staying up for five hellish days.
Bonus points to name the things I've referenced to in this post.
That is all.


Posted by ZeroInsanity - February 15th, 2010


So I made a more open-ended one. And one that's not a wall of sentences.
Only question for this one:
Do you guys think I have self-esteem issues like Albino does?


Posted by ZeroInsanity - February 12th, 2010


[CAPS=EDIT UPDATE THING CAN YOU SEE THIS]
I need new post materiel, so I'll list things that piss me off.
- When I'm dipping cookies in milk, and the fucking cookie somehow falls in the damn cup or it crumbles into the milk.
- Right at the end of a beautiful run of anything, I die and lose everything. Happens in Borderlands when I don't hit a checkpoint the entire time except whem I arrive at the beginning of
the area. Mainly in Krom's Canyon.
- While I'm on the subject of Borderlands:
// Killing that enemy I needed for a Second Wind AFTER I've respawned.
// Finding that Must-Have Orange Type weapon, and I don't have room and everything I have is important in one way or another (lololol I have the advantage of 6 weapon slots)
// Running out of ammo even with ammo regen. Damn my love of Stingers.
// Hitting those fucking Acid Barrels in Rust Commons East while driving.
// Galvanizing Colossal Scythids. Fucking hell.
// When there's fucking like 7 SuperBad Spiderant Desecrators all attacking me at the same fucking time.
// When my bro is Bleeding Out, there's a SuperBad Spiderant Desecrator in front of him, and it keeps doing that fucking shockwave thing so I can't heal him.
// When I just realize where a Psycho is. Behind me. Fucking-
// When all 6 shots in a super accurate Sniper Rifle miss.
// When I have to get a Second Wind when all my weapons are sniper rifles.
// FUKKEN SERA GUARDIANS.
Back to everyday things that piss me off:
- Vacuum Noise.
- When I can't feel my toes because they're cold.
- When I finally warm my toes, I stand up, and they're fucking cold again.
- Y'know that feeling when you really feel like sneezing and nothing happens?
- When there's a little smudge on my glasses, and I can't get it out.
- When my iPod lags like hell.
- When my /b/tard friends (who are srs IRL Newfags) abuse memes, like 'Cool story, bro' or 'NO U'.
- When people get into religious debate.
- When people get into Political debate.
- When my friends annoy me while I'm playing Imperishable Night or Madness in school.
- When I leave my lunch card at home.
- When cereal gets too soggy.
- When I have paper, and the corners get folded really, really small.
- When I'm erasing shit, the eraser grabs the paper and does that goddamn little mini-crease.
- When I don't realize that the eraser I'm using is made of plastic or some shit and leaves these horrid pink smears on my drawings.
- When my In-Ear Headphones fall out of my ears and into the snow.
- When I'm doing something, and my progress does not get saved.
- When there's those tool douchefucks that smoke outside trying not to look like fags.

Well, any to add people?

V------------------FUKKEN DISREGARD ALL OF THIS--------------V

Dear GOD. I get really pissed during a crash. I had my first Monster energy drink yesterday, and I crashed around 6:00. And wow, did I start getting really emotional. For some reason, I wanted to just fuck something over. I was tired, actually angry, and horridly stressed at the time. This morning was pretty bad too, still recovering...
Anyone I somehow insulted, I'm really sorry. Really.
I'm calm now, so...

But everything I said in my RAGE Rant is stuff I mean.
Also, I'm angry right now (7:00 pm on Saturday, Feb. 13) since instead of being able to play some Borderlands, I have to watch This Is It. *an heroes*

...

Fuck Valentines Day.
Romance is for mushy pansy faggots.
I hate this Valentines Day bullshit, with its 'Oh, love fucking everybody!' message, and the fucking cheesy-ass bullshit that everyone does (chocolates, flowers, pink, red, FUCK): SCREW IT ALL.

I've been really pissed lately. Really really pissed. No, I'm not on my fucking period. I am not spewing blood from where I give birth. You're getting b& if you say anything remotely related to PMS. Also, any of you stupid-ass fuckers that suddenly think it's gonna be a really fucking funny idea to say "I WANNA RAPE YOU" on Valentines Day are getting b&. Srsly. I am not in the mood.

I have been busy as fuck. Test after homework after fucking concert after project after book after fucking practice after EVERYTHING FUCKING ELSE. The last time I ever got a true 100% relaxation day was January 5. Ever since then, it's been nonstop BULLFUCK. I'm sick and tired of everything. All my friends are either sick or being faggots, school is boring, I have 5 different solos to perfect by the end of February while looking at Chamber Honor Orchestra music, and I have a project (huge ass essay) due on Wednesday. It sucks.
Really sucks.

Fuck.


Posted by ZeroInsanity - February 10th, 2010


Or voting things! Or something!
SURVEYING THATS MOAR LIKE IT
And yeah. So, I've decided that for the sake of a new discussion topic, I'm going to pull a whole bunch of survey things out of my skull and see how that goes.

OHOHO, NEW SURVEY QUESTION:
HAVE YOU EVER HONESTLY FAPPED? IF YOU REMEMBER, WHAT WAS IT YOU MOST RECENTLY FAPPED TO?

Survey 1:
How the hell do you people imagine I look like? MAKE YOUR ANSWER AS SPECIFIC AS POSSIBLE

Survey 2:
Top three favorite games. GO.

Survey 3:
Favorite Borderlands weapon. List all stats (as specific as possible, but you can just estimate)

Survey 4:
Hentai or IRL Pr0/\/?

Survey 4.1:
In the case of Hentai, what specific genre? (loli, tentacles, etc.)

Survey 4.2:
In the case of IRL pr0nz. what specific genre? (BDSM, Hardcore, etc.)

Survey 5:
Coolest name for anything in a video game ever. GO.

Survey 6:
L4D3? Do want or do not want?

Survey 7:
On a scale of 1 to 10 (1 being 'YOU BUY THIS YOU'RE A FAGGOT AND SAKUYA WILL KILL YOU AND YOU DESERVE IT', 10 being 'Totally worth your money, best thing ever!'), how would you rate the iPad?

Survey 8:
Best anti-raep technique?

Survey 9:
Did you actually watch the Sub-par Bowl?

Survey 10:
Should I buy L4D2 and Too Human, even though my brother says not to get either?

NOTICE!
You don't have to fill out every friggin' thing in one comment!
Just go for the ones that intrigue you.

Kthx!


Posted by ZeroInsanity - February 6th, 2010


Because you guys wanted a new post, here's my ACFA stuff from my notepad.

List of All AC's Created

BloodAngel /LYNX Silence/
Traitor* /LYNX No Regret/
The Toxin* /LYNX Pathogen/
Behemoth /LYNX Ballad/
SKELETAL /LYNX Ca20/
Imbalanced /LYNX The Tyrant/
Elegance /LYNX The Valkyrie/
Dark Noise**
Relent A75**
04ZANEX*, **
V-PARANOIA /LYNX O2/
AcidAngel /LYNX Resound/
White Noise /LYNX Luminous/
Dark Noise /LYNX Obscure/

Planned for Development:

Traitor /LYNX No Regret/
//Saubees Legs
Soluh Head
Ekhazar Core
Eklakh Arms
Tuned for aerial orientation and ground mobility
Long range FCS
Black/White/Red/Yellow CS

The Toxin /LYNX Pathogen/
//Duskaror/Ekhazar
5-Shot Rockets on back
Dual Cantutas
Rayleonard Boosters
Black/Violet/Red/Orange CS

Avaritia (Amour Propre) /LYNX Vanity/
//Irregular NEXT:
Madness Head
Aaliyah Core
Linstant Legs
Judith Arms
Sniper Weaponry/FCS
Kojima Cannon (Hand)
Full Interior Booster Set
Pink/Red/Yellow/White CS

Aberrancy /LYNX Iconic/
//Irregular NEXT:
Hilbert Head
Tellus Core
049AN Legs/Body
BFF Boosters
High Explosives/Bazookas
Average FCS
Dark Blue/Orange/Light Blue CS

Hamartia /LYNX DeusEx/
//AALIYAH FullBodySet
Rosenthal AR/Laser Rifle/Plasma Cannon/Kojima Cannon
INBLUE
Black/White; Core must be red w/Bullet Hole

[*]:Deleted Schematic
[**]:AC4 Schematic


Posted by ZeroInsanity - January 31st, 2010


EDIT: Here's something more interpretable: The 'Everything's Gone Horribly Wrong'/'A Bad Example For Children' Backgrounds of my original characters.

Iris Seraph: When she was 12, guys from the local mafia in their part of Sacramento decided to bust in her home and execute both of her parents (since they're top employees in a business involved with the Mafia) in front of her while making her watch. Afterward, she's so in shock that she sits there for THREE DAYS STRAIGHT absolutely motionless until the police decide to try and make a move by putting her parents' into body bags. She gets pissed and starts attacking the officers.

Damian Ark: His parents left him with a couple in Russia, who are both raging drunkards. Wavelength Industries found him at the age of 13 (about, anyway) outside the Tavern where his 'Parents' live, heavily emaciated and deprived of sleep, WHILE being beaten by his 'Parents'.

Sara Raine: People always treated her like total shit at school. This one group of girls decided that they're going to spread a rumor around about her. She got super-pissed when people all started making fun of her about it. She has anger management issues, and kidnaps the three girls that started the rumor. The girls are found horribly disfigured three days later (missing body parts, heavy scarring, mental trauma), and Sara is taken to a mental hospital. OH BUT IT GETS WORSE. She has the analytical aptitude of a genius, accompanied with the mindset of a serial killer. So she stays there for nines days until on the tenth day, her caretaker fails to arrive with lunch. She gets pissed again, makes her way out of her cell (she's a fucking genius), and then proceeds to release all of the other patients and urge them to kill each other with anything they can. The walls are soon painted red in the Patient's Wing. Afterward, she just kinda kills everyone else in cruel and unusual ways after shutting off the automated defensive system. I'd explain more, but it's a story in it's own right.

Izzy O'Brien: Izzy lives in Ireland. She sees the WL Project signup sheet. She can't convince her parents to let her sign up. So she steals her parent's money and runs away. She flies to Seattle and finds her way to the WL Main Bldg. via taxi. She then meets personally with Lucius Baird (WL's CEO) and convinces him to let her just be a project since she came this huge way to do so.

Eric Ceros: He's walking in the Chicago streets with his family when all of a sudden, a friggin' car filled with bank robbers skids around the street corner they're on. His wife gets slammed head-on by the side doors and flies 20 feet or so. The car stops, the robbers get out, and a firefight with oncoming cop cars ensues. The police are urging he and his 11 year old daughter to run over there. So they do. But little Ms. Ceros has been watching too many drama movies, and decides to play Actor when a man is about to gun her dad down. Boom, headshot, and Eric's daughter is a goner with her blood on his suit. His wife died on impact with the car.

EDIT: I made some friggin' new art. Good for me.

'You': An open main database prone to damage, infection, and other such things worthy of caution to a database.
You is sustained and maintenanced by the following:
Sense is the administrator who has the final call in anything. He is selfish, manipulative, uncaring, yet weak.
Morality is a young girl, naive and selfless to a fault.
Instinct is a beast hell-bent on survival. His purpose is to protect You and make sure that at any cost You remains online.
Need informs Sense if You requires any maintenance or supplement.

This system is not flawless, however.
There are foreign Anomalies that intrude the systems unnoticed.

Morality is bothered by several different Anomalies.
There is Anger, a man who threatens and bullies Morality out of her position and subsequently takes over.
There is also Greed, an Anomaly with a con-man-esque demeanor who persuades and lures Morality away from her objective and allows Sense to run free with his decisions without her consent.
Then there is Retribution, a cruel woman who demands payback for those who she believes have wronged You, and persuades Morality to step out of the way and let her handle the situation. She ends up being in league with Anger.
Denial is an older girl, and wants to do what she thinks is right, which that sense is actually very, very skewed. Denial will make Morality do something she regrets, then convinces her it's fine.

Instinct faces other Anomalies:
There are Challenges, other beasts who taunt Instinct to take them on in combat. Challenges come in varied sizes and difficulty, and some are good for Instinct to take on. However, some fool Instinct into thinking they are simple opponents, but they are not, and Instinct is thus defeated.
There is also Temptation. Temptation is a voluptuous woman with a perfect form. She beckons Instinct to her, and if Instinct chooses to do so, he is tricked and betrayed on many occasions, and any other time gains but a temporary benefit.

Need faces some of the more difficult and cunning of the Anomalies:
Want is Need's twin. They look exactly alike, talk alike, and service You. Want only occasionally comes up, and Sense does not try to discern one from the other. When Want comes up, it is when he sees something he would want, but not something that You requires to operate properly. On some occasions, his exploits result in damage to You.
Temptation also has a tendency to intrude on Need, and seduces him as well.
Delusion tells Need that You is fine, even if it's very obvious it isn't. Need, however, is panicking by this stage, and is calmed by Delusion's words.

Incomplete Personification of the Mind/Jacked-Up Backgrounds.